PostWatch2009 -- LDB v. Tahoe... The Race to 20,000

As of 2/16/09...

http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/9459/picture1tj7.pngWTFChris a distant third.

If LDB didn't pull a Jordan, this topic would be moot.

Out of the running: Codename V, a distant fourth.


Problem is, Tahoe and Douche Baggins continue to post to themselves in opulent fits of manlove, which of course adds to LDB's count parrellel to that of Tahoe's tally. At this rate, Tahoe is sealing his own fate. I look for Gl'enn to say 'enough is enough' and ban both just long enough for fellow Syndicater WTFChris to take the crown

First to 20k gets free chili

The quality of their posts leave much to be desired. Comparing MY eloquent postage to theirs is like comparing rich mahogany to balsa

Solid thread, but there is no love for Tahoe here. I just don't see him as legit competition.

I'm thinking I might pull a Jordan and stay away long enough for Tahoe to finally get his chance. He's earned it.

Plus, I'm unselfish like that.

Tahoe has a job, therefore LDB wins.

Also, Denny, think we can get an "ESPN Field Pass" for this one? You know, so the readers will know the Difference Maker, Key Matchup, etc?

Tahoe has a job, therefore LDB wins.

I feel as though this is some sort of cheap shot.

You might want to check the Battle Rap thread shortly, UxKa.

lol @ legler

Tahoe has a job, therefore LDB wins.

Regarding Tahoe's bidness. Things are slow. I have 2 workers that I want to keep so I feed them work instead of doing it myself. They make most of the money.

So notwithstanding that heretofore I had the wherewithall to work and keep peeps busy, not so sure about the immediate future.

THERE ARE THINGS ABOUT LDB THAT YOU DON'T KNOW THAT MAY ALSO SURPRISE YOU.

LIKE LDB HAVING A JOB.

THERE ARE THINGS ABOUT LDB THAT YOU DON'T KNOW THAT MAY ALSO SURPRISE YOU.

LIKE LDB HAVING A JOB.

Operative word bolded. :)

So what industry are you in?

Operative word bolded. :)

So what industry are you in?

Perhaps you've heard of "posting"?

Kids that will never amount to shit in life have posters of me on their walls.

It's so satisfying to know that I am the Voice of a Generation.

^has the puprle label inside his suit coat

Just check those join dates! Tahoe with a solid year and three month lead but still nearly 4k behind. Tahoe better make with the random 2 word posts in all forums immediately.

Now if it only tallied words posted, that would be an interesting stat.

LDB has got this pretty much locked up, but if things fall into place, Tahoe has an outside chance. Let me explain:

It all depends on what types of threads are created in the next couple weeks. If we have a bunch of OGTs, Freestyle Rap Threads or bukdow makes a lot of threads, LDB has this in the bag. However, if the boards are bombarded with political awareness in the next couple of weeks (George W Bush Appreciation threads, Democratic Suppor threads where Tahoe can say LOL 6,000 times) Tahoe has a shot.

The next couple of weeks should be interesting to watch.

Nice recap, Mo.

You really seemed to capture the ebbs and flows of how this might all play out.

All I know is, I have my popcorn and my cuz is bringing over the "Boli".

I hear the whispers of a scandal re: LDB and Tahoe and a dreaded Post-Padding scheme that might keep them out of the WTF HoF, not to mention possibly nullifying perhaps humdreds of prior posts.

Some are calling this the Bonds/Sosa of the internets.

I think Legler's on the story as it's breaking.

Stay tuned.

ABCNEWS PROJECTS LDB WINNER


AP- ABCNews has projected LDB the winner of the chase to 20,000 posts, with 95% of the precincts reporting.

Speculation surrounding LDB's late surge revolves around the lack of political intrigue that would have allowed a much stronger showing for Tahoe.

"It all depends on what types of threads are created in the next couple weeks. If we have a bunch of OGTs, Freestyle Rap Threads or bukdow makes a lot of threads, LDB has this in the bag. However, if the boards are bombarded with political awareness in the next couple of weeks (George W Bush Appreciation threads, Democratic Suppor threads where Tahoe can say LOL 6,000 times) Tahoe has a shot.", writes MoTown of WTFDetroit and known expert within the Political Forum.

With a lead of over 3400 posts, with a little less than 250 remaining to reach the plateau, only a force of nature could deprive LDB of this victory.

I'm pretty sure someone already has 20k posts. They just doctor their count. BTW, do you know that actual count G?

I might have 20,000 sports bet posts alone.

<--- Throws yellow flag

<--- Picks up yellow flag and stuffs it into Tahoe's shirt pocket

<--Takes still photo and chases down GD as he runs off the field and shoves into his shirt with a scowel on his face

<---------- Gets pissy with Tahoe for trying to steal his schtick by phrasing it better than he did

<---Thought GD would get pissy with Tahoe cuz Tahoe attempted to steal Bill Cowher's schtick.

<--------wants some credit for helping Tahoe increase his post count right now

<---appreciates that and <--- is a closet Stafford guy, but uses fake Smith support to increase debate and post count.

<---Thinking this arrow thing is about spent

^Most likely.

<---- Still owns.
Just wanted to join the fun.

< --- ^ ---> agrees

Tahoe less than 100 away from the top spot, with LDB nowhere to be found?????

WOW.

I must've missed that black cat circling LDB's on-deck circle.

http://blog.mlive.com/helmtolee/2008/09/santo-shea.jpg

Wow, I just noticed this.

I'm not sure if congrats or sympathy are in order.

Should I give LDB's "I have no life" speech for my 20K?

Seriously, it snuck up on me too.

You've been bringing it lately.

quality AND quantity

You're very deserving of the crown.

Thank God for Will Bynum.

Only 11 away from tying LDB.

Tahoe takes the lead.

LDB is sand-bagging. He's pulling a Dr. Funk on all of us.

This is getting good.

This is meaningless.

Fixed!

WTF's 20k cherry is meaningless?

Yes, I do. And I have my reasons.

But it doesn't matter what I think - you're the guy close to 20,000.

If you believe that every single post you've made was worth making then congrats to you when you hit 20,000.

If you believe that some of your posts are meaningless, then you hitting 20,000 is meaningless, right?

Some of my posts are so awesome, they make up for the not-so-great posts. j/k

Yes, I do. And I have my reasons.

But it doesn't matter what I think - you're the guy close to 20,000.

If you believe that every single post you've made was worth making then congrats to you when you hit 20,000.

If you believe that some of your posts are meaningless, then you hitting 20,000 is meaningless, right?
He's a volume poster, like AI is a volume scorer.

Tahoe v. Steve

Who is the Party Host of Meaningless Post?

Discuss.

This recent line of attack is unwarranted and an outrage.

Tahoe = pure quality.

He's a volume poster, like AI is a volume scorer.

Come on man, I'm a team player.

The Tahoe agrees with Gl'enn...pur frickin quality

Come on man, I'm a team player.

I didn't mention your reluctance to come off the bench or your "hurt" back.

Kwame Brown likes CAKE

Tahoe likes FILLING.

Some of my posts are so awesome, they make up for the not-so-great posts. j/k

As long as you are comfortable with your posts then it doesn't matter what anyone else thinks, right?

Some of mine have been crap - stuff like "lmao", "lol" and crap like that.

I'm trying harder to "fit in" around here now that I've been out of the loop for a while and I can tell you all that it's hard. A new poster would find it hard to be "in" without posting a bunch of "meaningless" posts like lol, lmao, OMG, and stuff like that.

I'm lucky that I had/has a good reputation, acknowledged as someone who knew/knows basketball - otherwise I might not have lasted after my 2 years away.

So Tahoe, I understand why you have posted a ton of "meaningless" shit. You don't really have to defend it, because as an outsider to this forum (in other words a non-Real GM poster) you likely would not have survived this long on a forum that can, at times, ignore quality posters.

I helped you find WTF and am extremely happy that the crew (all 5 of you lol) are still here. Post a million times more my friend. Congrats.

And don't let the fact that people fuck with you ON PURPOSE get to you.

lol

lmao

What?

It's fun - and hard to ignore.

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages - WTF Detroit proudly presents to you the most Electric Appliance In the World Today:

Tahoe the Toaster.

He's the Toaster with the Moster Posts ahhh.

He's Rockin' Good Times and he's Droppin' Dimes
Step Up or Step Off, He'll Bring The Rhymes
Tahoe the Toaster is here to Roast ya
Tahoe the Toaster is Like a Roller Coaster
He'll Twist Ya and Spin Ya
He'll Rock Ya and Shock Ya
Tahoe The Toaster will Knock Ya

You Could Get the Fuck Out and Stay Far Away
Or Be like Tay and Hide Away
But You'd Miss Tahoe The Toaster
The Law of The Land
He Doesn't Have Time for His Right Hand

He's Here More Than Glenn
And That's Sayin' Somethin'
Tahoe The Toaster
Is All or Nothin'

But at the End of The Day
Will Anyone Care
Or Will They Just Remember
His Scrot Has No Hair?

Now the red certainly makes that hard to ignore.

It's like Gold mining. You need lots of shovels of sand and then you find some gold.

I shovel a lot of sand, but then you find that AWESOME GOLD NUGGET of mine, and its all worth it.

I'll defend LDB on that too. He might swing and miss a couple of times, but god damnit, we are worth it.

We might swing and miss a couple of times, but god damnit, we are worth it.

AVATAR... FIXED.

^lol

btw...

Number of times Tahoe has posted "LOL" = 129

Number of times posters have posted ABOUT Tahoe posting "LOL" = 3746

Y'all need to stop post padding on my coat tails.

btw...

Number of times Tahoe has posted "LOL" = 129

Number of times posters have posted ABOUT Tahoe posting "LOL" = 3746


Tahoe defending his 20,000 posts... PRICELESS.

Tahoe tellin it like it is... Priceless

Denny copying Tahoe = LOSER!

Tahoe defending his 20,000 posts... PRICELESS.

Denny worrying about Tahoe getting 20k = pretty damn funny

Tahoe carrying on a conversation with himself...POINTLESS.

Tahoe carrying on a conversation with himself...POINTLESS.

Denny POINTLESS? If you say so.

Peeps who keep talking about Tahoe...WORTHLESS!

BTW... I think I'm going with a Nickleback (Chad Kreoger) apreciation thread for my 20k

With 10 to go you couldn't keep posting shit in this thread to hit the magic number?

Come on Tahoe - pop that cherry

I was about to go make some lunch, but now I have to wait a few.

Can you subtract about 129 posts? That would be all my LOLs.

I don't want to have a party with coffee. Shouldnt the Cherry be busted when I have a beer in my hand?

Okay, I'm hungry. Let's do dis.

I'm off to the NFL forum

http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff266/oughtumn/Bump.jpg

I've lost the ability and more importantly the passion.

I've lost the ability and more importantly the passion.

That makes me feel like utter shit.

That makes me feel like utter shit.

I thought the giant piece of turd that is your face did.

Go fuck yourself you giant piece of horse cock.

Go fuck yourself with your giant horse cock.

^ glimpses of LDB of yesteryear.

thx dude

Just wondering if I should lock this bitch and swat it now that this is over and done with...

Skin flute.

20K, archived.

Onto the next 20K...

Still the King.

More than you know, my friend, more than you know.

Friend?

Friend?

Glenn is now Gl'enn, and by definition must now say "friend" or "my friend" even to complete strangers.

Stay thirsty.