-JEMELE
-Skip
-Schlereth
-Berman
-Stephen A

ANISH SHROFF

AND :sas: FARTS IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION

I forgot Wob. I want to punch that bastard in the mouth.

:sas:'s WATCH COSTS MORE THAN YOUR CAR

ALSO:

http://sportsmediajournal.com/wp-content/uploads/Sports%20Radio%20Photos/MikeMike.jpg

MICHAEL KIM CAN EAT SOME DICKS, TOO

Who the fuck hates Michael Kim? Seriously, you must be FULL of hate.

Jay Crawford is a knob, as well. O$U bootlick (Bowling Green grad).

I HATE ALMOST ALL OF THESE FUCKS ON ESPN NEWS FOR SOME REASON

I used to like Wingo, but because I've developed a deep hatred of NFL Live he can pour himself a bowl of dicks and snack away.

Thinking the same thing...it'd be easier to name the peeps you like, but not as much fun.

Even though he looks kind of funny, John Clayton usually brings some news, so goes in the 'just ok' category for me.

IT'S POSSIBLE THAT I HATE THEM, IN PART, BECAUSE I HAVE TO WATCH THEM REPLAYED OVER AND OVER AGAIN

THE SAME GODDAMN BAD JOKES, THE SAME FUCKING STUPID SMIRKS ON THEIR FACES, THE SAME STUPID PURPLE NECKTIE, ETC.

IS THAT UNFAIR?

Thinking the same thing...it'd be easier to name the peeps you like, but not as much fun.

Even though he looks kind of funny, John Clayton usually brings some news, so goes in the 'just ok' category for me.

Clayton I've always been indifferent to, but I used to root for him whenever he argued with Salisbury.

If Salisbury was still on ESPN, he'd be #1 for me, no doubt about it. What a prick.

I'm going to get crucified for this, but I HATE Rachel Nichols. I can't stand that bitch's voice, especially when she says "Rachel Nichols...ESPN"

Tom Jackson is a dick. Sunday NFL Countdown is one of the worst "shows" EVER.

I seriously hate it when that douche goes "mmm" whenever someone (whether it's Ditka, Carter, Berman, or whoever) says something.

I've always thought that John Clayton looks like Ren Hoek.

It's HO-EK.

I've also always hated Wilbon, for some odd reason.

BOO-YAH
http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2007/12/16-22/stuart-scott-surgery-tumor-eye-espn-nba-sportscenter-mnf.jpg

FUCK.

Wizzle owns.

I like Tim Meadows as Stuart Scott better than I like Stuart Scott as Stuart Scott.

Tim Meadows is the man.

Cris Carter is not.

The 1st Mike in Mike&Mike. He represents my least favorite type of fan: littlegirlymanwhotalkssportseventhoughneverplaying asportinlife

Oh, and Jonathan Coachman for leaving WWE.

I really can't stand Brian Kenny. He looks like the kind of guy that thinks his shit doesn't stink.

HATE

Josh Elliott
Brian Kenny
Ed Werder
Hannah Storm
Stuart Scott
Jeff Van Gundy
Mark Jackson
Chris Broussard
John Hollinger
John Kruk
Chris Berman
Tony Reali
Tony Kornheiser (MNF only, he's good on PTI)
Skip Bayless
Chris Sheridan
Mark May
Lou Holtz
Cindy Brunson
Robert Smith
Emmitt Smith
Mike Greenberg
Steve Bunin


ESPN GUYS I LIKE

- Sage Steele
- Bonnie Bernstein
- Amy Nelson
- Tim Kurkjian
- Jayson Stark
- Buster Olney
- John Buccigross
- Steve Phillips
- Steve Levy
- Chris Fowler
- Mike Ditka
- Mike Tirico
- the black bald guy on ESPNNews

I really can't stand Brian Kenny. He looks like the kind of guy that thinks his shit doesn't stink.

I can't stand him.

There is an interview he had with Steve Phillips last year that really pissed me off...

I also like Wendi Nix & Jesse Palmer.

ESPN GUYS I LIKE

- Sage Steele
- Bonnie Bernstein
- Amy Nelson
- Tim Kurkjian
- Jayson Stark
- Buster Olney
- John Buccigross
- Steve Phillips
- Steve Levy
- Chris Fowler
- Mike Ditka
- Mike Tirico
- the black bald guy on ESPNNews

Please fix that shit, holmes!

I can't stand him.

There is an interview he had with Steve Phillips last year that really pissed me off...

In the words of bukdow, he is a smug little ass.

B-Ken reminds me of Eddie Munster

Please fix that shit, holmes!


You don't like Bonnie...?

She's a fox.

Also add Michelle Tafoya, Jeremy Schapp, Lisa Salters and John Saunders to my hate list.

No, no, I love Bonnie. I just took offense to you calling Bonnie a guy.

My apologies.

Roger Cossack...just cuz he really doesn't look all that interested...ever.

I'm pretty sure Cossack is one of :us:. With that last name, he's gotta be.

Joe Morgan and John Miller f'ing suck.

Are the Tigers playing any Sunday night games this season?

Morgan got bounced finally. They put him on like the Wednsday day games or something that nobody watches.

Oh, no shit? Who's doing Sunday night games with Miller then?

Oh, no shit? Who's doing Sunday night games with Miller then?

I could have sworn I heard that but now I can't find anything about it. Maybe not.

This is what I was talking about, guess it never happened:

http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/baseball/2008/10/25/2008-10-25_sources_say_espn_set_to_break_up_morganm.html

If nothing else, check out the dude's 'stache.

That guy's mustache isn't real.

Fingersesque

That guy's mustache isn't real.

Yeah, it kind of looks like he drew it on with a sharpie.

Not ESPN, but who gives a fuck?

http://www.travelgolf.com/images/features/jim-nantz.jpg

Hello, friends.

FUCK YOU! I'm not your friend.

First Sir, I would like to congratulate you on a tremendous NCAA Basketball season

DOUCHE BAG!

Jemele Hill.
Skip Bayless.

Jemele Hill.
Skip Bayless.

Saw them today and hated them as well.

Jemele Hill.
Skip Bayless.

I can agree with that. As a 'Boys fan, Skip is absolutely the worst, most biased makeup wearing girlyman sports commentator on TV. I dare any of you to find another makeup wearing girlyman sports commentator on TV who is worse.

Jemele looks like she's either had plastic surgery or a stroke, can't decide.

^Posted calmly

So peeps do watch First Take? Or is that Cold Pizza?

NVM

For the annoyance factor there's not a close 2nd to Vitale.. factor in him setting back the Pistons franchise for 10 years by giving away the rights to McHale & Parrish = serious hatred.

Every Single Person on the Network

Well played.

I've gotta believe that at this point, ESPN are the ONLY people who can even tolerate Dick Vitale. He is the single most biggest hugest onliest reason I simply cannot watch the sport. Even if he's not doing the game, he has so bastardized it and so gotten into my head that I can't focus on any game without his routine going through my head when I attempt to watch. I seriously would kill him if I ever met him. But don't tell him that, just in case he wants to meet me.

http://s.bebo.com/app-image/6459912033/6457172974/PROFILE/i.idlestudios.com/img/q/u/08/04/16/1553148923a3954734085b742148653l.jpg

http://www.zorrolegend.com/zorro1981.jpg

That's Awesome, baby.

With a capital A.

I do a pretty good Dickie V impression. Not that I'm bragging because it's hard or anything.

Do it. Let me decide.

I didn't like it that much

I can do Tirico as well.

re:#57

I go and comment on the pic in his sig, change his title, and then he changes it all up.

I think I started hating ESPN more than life itself when they were doing that 50 States in 50 Days shit back in 05 (?)

The only thing I like about ESPN is that, when there's nothing else to watch, there's always ESPNNews. It's like the elevator music of cable tv.

Pat Forde

There are a lot of reasons to hate this jagoff, but maybe none better than his email address, "ESPN4D@aol.com".

I can do Tirico as well.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9qXf2TEQYo8/SHOf4i0amiI/AAAAAAAAAEg/xxavXYsznSw/s200/cium_tangan.jpg

-TONY REALI

-Mark Jackson (especially when he says "Pual Peahrce")

Michael Beasley was on ESPN tonight, and I hate him.

http://www.bustedcoverage.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/100_1008.jpg

Jemele Hill looks like Nick Van Exel

Pat Forde

There are a lot of reasons to hate this jagoff, but maybe none better than his email address, "ESPN4D@aol.com".

I realize it's the first part of the email that you hate, but why should I read some douchebag journalist that uses AOL?

I can't stand Plaschke. Guy stutters almost as much as Bob Ryan.

Is he still on ESPN? He's been doing Fox Sports Radio lately and I didn't think he'd be able to pull off doing both.

He is annoying though.

He still does ATH, which technically means he's on ESPN.

I don't like Robert Flores anymore.

They also gave us too much Alexi Lalas last week, and I sort of hate him now too.

Dave Winfield is a tool on Baseball Tonight.

Brian Kenny is still the worst though. By far the #1 loser at the world wide leader.

Michelle LaFountain

Horrible.

Stu Scott just talked about all the stuff BO has done for the world. LMMFAO

BO has run up our fuckin debt you fuckin google eyed cocksucker, nothing more.

BO has run up our fuckin debt you fuckin google eyed cocksucker, nothing more.

He had cancer, dude. You can at least be a little nicer with your insults.

But yeah... total cocksucker.

My bad. I appologize for that part of it then.

He's a fuckin douche fuck for what he said.

Fuckin ESPN now into politics. Jeazahs kreist

Relax and let it go.

Fuck relaxin if you can't watch sports without some fag telling me how BO is such a fuckin messiah.

now I feel better.

Well, I wasn't watching. Better you than me, I guess. :)

I'm 100% convinced that Skip Bayless is just a character.

Shit, I can't believe I'm only starting to believe it now. I should've been tipped off 4 or 5 years ago when he said David Boston was a better receiver than T.O.

That Keith Lipscomb guy is horrible.

Just horrible.

Phhfff.... Berman. Absolutely NO contest.

Those weight loss commercial didn't help, either.

I hate Michelle Beatle on that new SportsNation program.

My god, Romey (as Tahoe likes to call him) is such a tool.

Jim Rome is the dad that uses slang words all the time around his kids' friends in order to look cool.

Rome: "Goodell is KING"

My god, Romey (as Tahoe likes to call him) is such a tool.

Good thing you aren't in shoving range.

Heather Cocks

Sports anchor superstar John Buccigross.

Loved watching Michigan Man Adam Schefter give him the business the other day on why the Seahawks would want to give up their pick for Brandon Marshall.

I hate LeBron, he's always on ESPN.

I do NOT hate Dhani Jones Page 2. Dude has his shit together.

I do NOT hate Dhani Jones Page 2. Dude has his shit together.

WRONG THREAD

I couldn't find the "ESPN...like" thread. I can't find the aks Tbro thread. We have too many forums. :)

I hate whomever wrote the headline.... "O$U overwhelms Michigan" on ESPN's front page, then the article title (after clicking the link) says "fights off rival"...what a bunch of fucktards. It was a 9 pt game according to the boxscore. But whothefuckknows with all their bullshit reporting.

"Dan Lebatard is Highly Questionable" is probably the worst ESPN show ever.

That cute new blond chick that has zero personality... give the job to someone that wouldn't be a dead fish in bed.
[did I just hear "another one bites the dust" with the Lions recap?... LMAO]

Easier to name the peeps I do like.

"Dan Lebatard is Highly Questionable" is probably the worst ESPN show ever.

To their credit, Numbers Never Lie is pretty good from what I've seen so far.

College Game Day except EA.

Rachel Nichols, Cris Carter, Berman, Jemele, Greenberg. That's about it these days.

Rachel Nichols, Cris Carter, Berman, Jemele, Greenberg. That's about it these days.

Ever noticed when she is signing off her reports, it sounds like she says "ESPM?"

HATE SCREAMIN' A. Why is he back on TV again? Did Glan petition The WWL on Twitter?

Hannah Storm is a hard hitter when it comes to interviews...LMMFAO! Especially when she interviews Serena Williams.

First Take is the WORST show ever.

Scott Van Pelt has not been mentioned here yet? WTF?

Seriously?

Prolly my most hated. I've failed this thread.

Scott Van Pelt is awesome, WTF are you smoking?

(no 'fense or 'thing)

He's a dipshit.

Also, isn't that grounds for a yellow flag? Can't say you like someone in a "peeps u hate" thread.

Judges???

Berman, Cris Carter, Tom Jackson, Keyshawn, Gruden, Simmons (awful on TV), Rachel Nicols

Oh, and Dildo.

When they do their advertising for their Sunday show, there are like...15, or so, peeps. Not for the Super Bowl or anything like that, just a regular season Sunday.

And then peeps wonder why their cable bill is so fuckin high.

SMH

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/25/fooled-by-the-onion_n_1912413.html

Catching up on some old Deadspin stuff that I haven't read yet. http://deadspin.com/5949239/michael-wilbon-is-a-gutless-starfucking-crybaby-troll This is fantastic.


Fuck off, Wilbon.