Tahoe, your style is tired, your lyrics are wack/
And your flow? I won't even speak on that/
I wage war for fun -- battles? you win none/
Old man it's the end of your run, like the Spurs you're DONE/

I'm not the best rapper, but I'll tell you this much/
InternetPosterGlennDanzig is a fucking ass munch/
A punk ass that gets off when he swats my shit/
Fuckin' jealous 'cause he knows he can't top my shit/

Also, this isn't meant to be an "LDB v. WTF" type of thread. Feel free to call out anyone you're beefin' with.

Now Wil Ledezma really sucks ass
My apologies folks, for being so crass
But this motherfucker really gets me worked up
He thinks he's a wolf but he's really just a pup
Or maybe a kitten, as Tahoe might say
Hey there Wil, why don't you come out and play?
But you better be careful 'cause you might get shot
In fact I'm pretty damn sure that you're gonna get got
For all that ignorant garbage that your keyboard tends to spew
You think you're original but your hate's nothing new
It's the same old trash we've been hearing for years
A sad representation of all your biggest fears
That hide deep down within your sad little soul
A message for the children, that'll be your role
A constant reminder of what's wrong with this life
Only through BATTLE can we end this strife






Ok, back to sleep now.

This is either really, really awful or really, really great.

Not sure which one, yet.

Ok, back to sleep now.

Also, I'm not sure if that was a set-up, but if it was, then thank you.

Also, this isn't meant to be an "LDB v. WTF" type of thread. Feel free to call out anyone you're beefin' with.
Roger that...

Alright, 田武雄, enough is enough.
I'm sick of your attitude, actin' all tough.
"No watch the games" - What kind of shit is that?
"No buy momentos" - that's gayer than Zekyl's frat.
No, I don't want to wear your fucking T-shirt...
You keep bringing that shit, you's gonna get hurt.
I'm sick of you being all high and mighty
I'm ending this now: neat and tidy.
Don't post here again, this is your final warning.
Because if you do, 田武雄 will be dead by morning.

This is either really, really awful or really, really great.

Not sure which one, yet.

Trust me, it's awful.

Roger that...

Alright, 田武雄, enough is enough.
I'm sick of your attitude, actin' all tough.
"No watch the games" - What kind of shit is that?
"No buy momentos" - that's gayer than Zekyl's frat.
No, I don't want to wear your fucking T-shirt...
You keep bringing that shit, you's gonna get hurt.
I'm sick of you being all high and mighty
I'm ending this now: neat and tidy.
Don't post here again, this is your final warning.
Because if you do, 田武雄 will be dead by morning.
This on the other hand...........






























:motown owns:

Roger that...

Alright, 田武雄, enough is enough.
I'm sick of your attitude, actin' all tough.
"No watch the games" - What kind of shit is that?
"No buy momentos" - that's gayer than Zekyl's frat.
No, I don't want to wear your fucking T-shirt...
You keep bringing that shit, you's gonna get hurt.
I'm sick of you being all high and mighty
I'm ending this now: neat and tidy.
Don't post here again, this is your final warning.
Because if you do, 田武雄 will be dead by morning.

I can't stop laughing at this.

Muhme's a bitch and you can tell him I said it
I'd go on, but he won't find this so forget it

I can't stop laughing at this.
田武雄 had it coming to him.

Tre and Knockout, all I can say is fuck both y'all
You'll both get dominated like buk's cousins at beach volleyball
Talkin' all this mess 'bout MSU, who the fuck are you kididn'?
You both are a couple GVSU grads that are bootlickin'
You two are douches and not of the Lord Baggins variety
Come outta the shadows? More like come outta the closet and quit lyin' to me

Whitey's rappin, funny as Hell.
The antinigga lyrican straight from his Dell.
Thinkin he's the shit, ballin at the screen
Facing it up, serious and mean.

WTF stands for Whitey The Fake
Like LDB, bringing the Hate.
Slamming the reply like pullin' the trigger
300 pounds of muscle bound nigga.

A next-level Mola, comin' on strong
Facing a Glock you wouldn't last long.
Ain't no Glock here, just cyberspace shits.
Noobs and Trolls and pussy and tits.

All fake here, fake shit to deal.
Until a knock on your door makes the deal all real.
Knock up your mamma, rape your bitch sis.
Footsteps up your staircase, making you piss.

Reality's my name, death is my game.
Cyber or not, you're gone all the same.

I'll rip McLain to shreds just to send a message to those that doubt me
The fuck's this little bitch gonna do? Write a comic strip about me?
McLain, who the fuck you kiddin' writin' rhymes tryin' to take the piss?
Just aks yourself this "why am I fucking with the Lord when I'm a cartoonist?"
Spendin' too much time in bukdow's rume and ain't thinkin' clearly
By the way, Bubba called from prison, he says he misses you dearly

OH SNAP!

You're a Lord, I'd have to dismiss.
Faggoty tights you wear, and you soaks them in piss.
LDB's got skin as thin as a benjamin, and green as it too.
Keep up the smack, bitch, your mouth spewing poo.

I'd have loved to say shit, cause shit is the word
But it don't rhyme with too, and neither does "turd".
Which is what you are, a turd full of shit
Like those faggoty assed tight you ram up your clit.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH!!!!!!!!

McLain's obsessed with me, is he confused about his sexuality?
Or maybe he just fails to understand he's incapable of battling me
Sittin' there thinkin' you can challenge, with rhymes so plain
After I'm through with ya, they'll have to change your name to McSlain

And what's this shit about faggoty pants soaked in piss?
Come on bro, I'd expect better from a cartoonist
You're the same guy that created bukdow's Rume and Wilfredo's World
Keep usin' that potential, one day you might get laid by an actual girl

OH SHIT! DOWN FOR THE COUNT!

Too many words, too much to say
Keep 'em short, simple and gay.
Gay is easy for you, it is what you be
Think about THAT each time you drop to your knees.

But Lawrds don't drop their tights, don't drop to their knees
Unless, that is, they got someone to please.
Stripping that log, stripping that frown.
Dumping on your man, dumping on MoTown.

Did I say MoTown, the words just slipped out
Like LDB's cock, which leaves one in doubt.
As to whether he's a man, or somethin all together
Maybe a tranny, all clad in leather.

But Lawrds don't wear leather, unless their on a hunt
Prolly for a sausage, in lieu of a cunt.
Then West Hollywood's your safari, roll with your gun.
Your meat whistle that is, the one that's for fun.

Bro, you just sealed your fate by bringing MoTown into this.

I feel so lame after reading these

Just so you know, Denny, there might be a drive-by scheduled for your location at some point if this continues...

Bro, you just sealed your fate by bringing MoTown into this.

I read your post, but your response doesn't rhyme
Lawrd understands his days are far short on time.
Don't worry about Mo, I used him to throw you
And now that it's done, the answer is "Lord Who?"

McLain's back and talkin' about God knows what
Callin' me gay when he drew a pic of buk with a dildo in his butt
Yo Denny, why are you always on some queer shit?
Could it be because you can't get enough of queer dick?

Now, I'm going to admit, your last effort was pretty tight
But because it offended me, I'm not rapping anymore, let's fight
Give me your address and I'll come meet up with you any time
That way you can learn what to say and what not to say when you rhyme

I'm dead serious too bro, don't back out like Daviticus
You've done got me pissed, any offers of peace will be :dismissed:

Changin the game? You're starting to lag
Stay in the rules, or go pack your bag.
Y'know this is for fun, only a game
Unless you serious, then I'd say go get laid.

Cause it's a computer, not some yard or alley
Where I'd crush your best complete and handily.
Unless Mo arrives packing his gun.......
On second thought, I won't go there, or I'll REALLY be done.

Speaking of Daviticus... yeah, I mentioned you bitch
Shouldn't have called me out if you didn't want to be left lyin' in a ditch
McSlain, you need to learn from Daviticus, and see what happens
When you decide to call out one Lord Douche Baggins

If you're West Coast, I'll say it's alright
Cause it's only 6:30, not even night.
But if you're EAST coast, then I'll say
IT'S 9:30 AND YOU'RE STILL HOME? Gotta be gay.

McSlain you're a cunt, you're lucky you live in Cali
If you were here I'd be whoopin' your ass like Bayside does Valley
And if you're wondering if I'm serious, just try me motherfucker
And I'll give Tahoe the ok to come fuck you up, cocksucker

Bayside? I think you meant Westside
No matter, not like you're runnin to hide.
Which is a good thing, I like a good fight
But do me a favor, man -- don't wear those tights.

Your words are all full of hate
Or just easy to say, easy to create.
"Cocksucker" and "motherfucker", your form is all wrong
Wanna stay in the game, you need to loose the bong.

You speak about the Westside like you're a modern day 2Pac
I recommend you cool it, before you really do get shot
In fact, I have it on good word that he's coming
So you might want to call this thing off, or start running

You speak of "he", in a Denali he be rumblin'
But use proper wordage, somethin like "he's cummin"

If you're good, we'll end this war
Cause wars are no good, wars are for whores.
Whores who don't give a shit, whores who don't care
We all good in my book, the table is bare.

Call off Mo, before he hurts himself sick
Sits on his gun, and blows off his dick.
Then he'll post in tiny high pitched prose
And bang less-than-hotties using only his nose.

The war is off, I'm now turning my attention
Towards a certain poster whose name I won't mention
I'm sure you've heard of 'em, he's from a certain city in Ohio
A self-admitted emo, as he stated in his myspace bio

He can no longer deny any accusations comin' from Baggins
And as for this supposed girlfriend? Pics or it didn't happen
As a matter of fact, I'm willing to bet that this kid is pretty queer
A fucking pussy decked head to toe in Cleveland Cavaliers gear

These are warning shots, I'll write a full fledged diss
The day Wilfredo Ledezma ever decides to read this
Which is to say never, because this shit ain't worth it
I'll just go back to dissin' posters that are as old as the Earth is

The war is off, I'm now turning my attention
Towards a certain poster whose name I won't mention
I'm sure you've heard of 'em, he's from a certain city in Ohio
A self-admitted emo, as he stated in his myspace bio

He can no longer deny any accusations comin' from Baggins
And as for this supposed girlfriend? Pics or it didn't happen
As a matter of fact, I'm willing to bet that this kid is pretty queer
A fucking pussy decked head to toe in Cleveland Cavaliers gear

Tight as Hell.

Ay yo Stevie G, you don't know me, but I know you
And I also know what you and your brothers are up to
Watermelon and fried chicken jokes? That shit ain't cool
Don't forget to catch the bus Monday, don't wanna be late for school

McLain, McLain, we've always been cool.
That's why I'll spare you from your own blood pool.
This beef with Lord Baggins has got to end,
Because my mercy only goes so far, my friend.
So now we should turn our focus to a mutual foe.
Someone who, I'm sure, loves the term "bro."
He's an Indian's fan, who claims to love lots of beavers.
But honsetly, he's probably more in to Cleveland Steamers.
I'll cut this short, for now, later I'll say more
I'll leave you with this thought as I walk out the door:
This is WTF DETROIT where we're a cut above the rest,
Your connection to us is TENUOUS AT BEST.

The war is off, I'm now turning my attention
Towards a certain poster whose name I won't mention
I'm sure you've heard of 'em, he's from a certain city in Ohio
A self-admitted emo, as he stated in his myspace bio

He can no longer deny any accusations comin' from Baggins
And as for this supposed girlfriend? Pics or it didn't happen
As a matter of fact, I'm willing to bet that this kid is pretty queer
A fucking pussy decked head to toe in Cleveland Cavaliers gear

These are warning shots, I'll write a full fledged diss
The day Wilfredo Ledezma ever decides to read this
Which is to say never, because this shit ain't worth it
I'll just go back to dissin' posters that are as old as the Earth is
This was awesome.

McLain, McLain, we've always been cool.
That's why I'll spare you from your own blood pool.
This beef with Lord Baggins has got to end,
Because my mercy only goes so far, my friend.
So now we should turn our focus to a mutual foe.
Someone who, I'm sure, loves the term "bro."
He's an Indian's fan, who claims to love lots of beavers.
But honsetly, he's probably more in to Cleveland Steamers.
I'll cut this short, for now, later I'll say more
I'll leave you with this thought as I walk out the door:
This is WTF DETROIT where we're a cut above the rest,
Your connection to us is TENUOUS AT BEST.

No more single sentence posts from Mo, cuttin it loose
Laying it down like some killah named Juice.
Doing his thing, doing it right, doing it strong
Doing it like that Doctor named Seuss all day long.
Or more like Dr Dre, or something like GZA
But nothin like Ohio, that shit's all gay.

McLain is quite alright, but I'll tell you whose rhymes ain't tight
It's that fag DocTre's -- by the way, is Keith's shoulder alright?
Fucking chump posts once a week and proceeds to leave
You thinkin' you're better than WTF really makes me seethe

I know ya won't try me 'cuz you don't like HORRIBLE DECISIONS
And your rhymes are so wack, you're better off if you just sit and listen
Fucking K-Mart Sparty and you have the nerve to talk Michigan arrogance?
Especially when you've got game that's comparable to Nick Sheridan's?

As a point of reference...how good some of these are or how bad I suck at it...here goes

Fool aint cool cuz he swims in a pool with a chunk of stool
and DrRay aint gay, but he roots for the crimson and gray
nothing more to say
McClain's brain drains are cartoons that are insane
Zekyl .... is from Cleveland Yo
and whats the skinny on vinny and 'the bag' whos on the rag
and Glenns love of Ben since I don't know when
and Darko better than Melo?...HELLOOOOO!
I DISmiss chris with bliss but MoTown aint no clown
from the master blaster the detroit disaster

And as bad as that is, it definately isn't the worst post I've made.

As a point of reference...how good some of these are or how bad I suck at it...here goes

Fool aint cool cuz he swims in a pool with a chunk of stool
and DrRay aint gay, but he roots for the crimson and gray
nothing more to say
McClain's brain drains are cartoons that are insane
Zekyl .... is from Cleveland Yo
and whats the skinny on vinny and 'the bag' whos on the rag
and Glenns love of Ben since I don't know when
and Darko better than Melo?...HELLOOOOO!
I DISmiss chris with bliss but MoTown aint no clown
from the master blaster the detroit disaster

And as bad as that is, it definately isn't the worst post I've made.

Yo Tahoe, you ain't so bad
Dropping the word, dropping it mad.
Dropping the names and a bag full of shit
Pickin em off like a bloody gangsta hit.
You think your rhythm is off, a white boy's ill.
But your shit is cool, unlike Zekyl and Wil.

McClain brain drains again but you know the game
up in wils gril but who can you blame
what about Bags runnin from you
by his computer with his pants full of poo
when he reads this you know he'll be trippin
then you know on Tahoe he'll be rippin

Thats like a fuckin poem instead of rap
it might rhyme buts its really crap
I aint no good at this, that I know
so with that I'm gonna go

Tahoe's rhymes may suck but don't believe all the hype
It's not too bad ..... coming from a Dad Type
Now it may be true it's not the best I've ever seen
But what more do you expect from a Walmart Wolverine?
Now don't get me wrong, ill will's not my intent
Ladies and gentlemen, that just plain ain't cogent
Listen to me folks 'cause my words be ultra-wise
He who casts the first stone may soon be cut down to size

Why the hell should I go to battle with my rhymes?
I thought we all lived in much more peaceful times?
Ha, I'm just playing, I ain't no hippie rapper
In a battle of wits, consider me the capper!
Of the last shot in the ongoing war
Y'all fuck with me, y'all soon hit the floor
The time for peace is over, it's back to battle now
You're all going down like Elton John on Bukdow

That was ill.

asfd

McClain brain drains again but you know the game
up in wils gril but who can you blame
what about Bags runnin from you
by his computer with his pants full of poo
when he reads this you know he'll be trippin
then you know on Tahoe he'll be rippin

Thats like a fuckin poem instead of rap
it might rhyme buts its really crap
I aint no good at this, that I know
so with that I'm gonna go

Tahoe, give up, battling me you're shit out of luck
For two reasons, you're wack and you're also old as fuck

Bags tryin to stop me before we get started
what a wack attempt what is he retarted

I better go the evil eye I'm gettin
from the wife so I bess be quittin

sigh...

Tahoe, you're like a brother man, it pains my heart
To have to take you bar for bar and rip you apart
You claim to play center field when you're a Republican
From the Bush lovin' to Coulter bootlickin', who you kiddin'?

Fucking with Douche Baggins, you've either got a death wish
Or you like getting your ass kicked and have some sort of fetish
Stop battling and go away, go watch 24 or something on Fox News
Because like your boy McCain in the election, you're just gonna lose

Thought I'd check back to see the wack
attempt at a skull crack but nuttin to see
and we knew that'd be, so i'm still here
you queer with no fear, bring it
wing it, sling it just don't sing it

All this hatin, debatin, creatin is makin
the crew blue,

next...

ZEKYL SEUSS.


THAT Fuck a Buk!

THAT Fuck a Buk!

I do not like that Fuck a Buk.

Do you like Black Balls to Suck?

I do not like them, Fuck a Buk.
I do not like Black Balls to Suck.

Would you like them here or there?

I would not like them here or there.
I would not like them anywhere.
I do not like Black Balls to Suck.
I do not like them, Fuck a Buk!

Would you like them on the grass?
Would you like them in your ass?

I do not like them on the grass.
I do not like them in my ass.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere.
I do not like Black Balls to Suck
I do not like them, Fuck a Buk.

Would you like them on a boat?
Would you like them down your throat?

Not on a boat.
Not down my throat.
Not in my ass.
Not on the grass.

Not here, or there.
Not anywhere.
I do not like Black Balls to Suck.
I do not like them, Fuck a Buk.

Would you suck them in my car?
Suck them suck them, here they are.

I would not, could not, in your car.

You may like them, you will see.
You may like them, soaked in pee.

I would not, could not, soaked in pee.
Not in your car, are you kidding me?

Not on a boat.
Not down my throat.
Not in my ass.
Not on the grass.

Not here, or there.
Not anywhere.
I do not like Black Balls to Suck.
I do not like them, Fuck a Buk.

You don't like them, so you say.
Try them try them and you may.
Try them try them, it's not so gay.

Fuck a Buk, if you let me be.
I will lick them, then you'll see.

Say! I like Black Balls to Suck!
I do! I like them, Fuck a Buk.
And I would suck them on a boat.
And would like them down my throat.
And I'd like them in my ass.
And I'd like them on the grass.
And I'd suck them soaked in pee.
They are so goood, so good, you see.

I'd suck them here.
I'd suck them there.
I'd suck them suck them anywhere!
I LOVE Black Balls to Suck.
I love you love you Fuck a Buk.

Props to Tahoe for rhyming it with it.

Never would have thought of that.

What's hard about this is that people don't necessarily read in the same rhythm and cadence that you write in.

Props to Tahoe for rhyming it with it.

Never would have thought of that.

Its a rapper thing that you might not get. Its sort of an advanced thing.

GlennDanzig has changed his persona yet again
To some Arabic shithead screen name called Gl'enn.
Just like Ali Baba, El Alamein, and Mohammed Abu
With all that Steeler manlove, he shoulda tried GlennPolamalu.

Syndicate Gl'enn, man of a thousand mysteries
A thousand names in a thousand days , all ancient history.
Reinventing himself like some fucked up celebrity
Like Mickey Rourke, Robert Downey, or that whore named Britney.

Only the gold standard for Gl'enn, and that would be Krista
But he missed the Krista, and she ain't got no sista.
And now he's fucked, Jahnke's got his bride
Gl'enn goes Al Queda on Janhke, puts a slug between his eyes.

I don't like rapping, I don't like you Gl'enn. You'd better stay away from me and my sweet Krista, you psycho Arab
http://images.theknot.com/PWPimages/3255984216824375/3255984216824375_1.jpg

No Pedos, no pedos, no pedos in no thread.
Do that shit, young Denny and you'll wind up dead.
Says Gl'enn, the man with the apostrophe, stark ravin' mad.
A lunatic, an InternetSenstaion, a leader, a dad.

Don't post that shit, mah kids might read it.
And believe it and try it, use their ass like a mitt.
My kids are wholesome, untainted by this scum
Don't need her bleaching blonde, wearing a thong, playing dumb.

My kids are better than your kids, if you have any.
If you do, I pray to God, the better half is Super Nanny.

http://profile.ak.facebook.com/v225/1493/68/n516377114_9500.jpg

BUMP

Baker you're a piece of shit, fuck you chump
I'm gonna fuck you up and give your wife a nice hump
'cause we both know that she's desperate for a real man
Not an elementary school teacher that's a Michigan State fan
These are just warning shots bro, don't make me come back here
Because if you do then that'll be the end of your fuckin' career

quite simply, lol

Atticus I know you're gay and want to give Rodney head
But that gives you no right to call Will Bynum owns a crap thread
Son I'm disappoint, I thought you were WTFDetroit's nice guy
Now it seems like everything about you is just a huge fuckin' lie
These are just warning shots Attittycus, so please don't be a tard
Because I know you're as bad at battlin' as Stuckey is at point guard

Listen up, Tbeau, don’t be alarmed
It’s a shame that you come to this battle unarmed
Now lace up those shoes, drop down into that stance
Like Will Bynum on defense, you’ve got no chance

It’s my first time in this thread, took some time to check your stuff
Like your girl in bed with you, mere seconds was enough
I’ve sized you up, got your weak game figured out
Now step into the ring, sucka and lose this bout

Punk, I’m still the nice guy, not a bad guy,
Don’t mean I’ll stand by and watch you push your weak lies
Like Pharoah to the rescue I’ll set the story straight
Curse all you want, who you tryin’ to intimidate?

Atti killed that. Awesome.

http://derekerdman.com/ilovemilkshakes/january2008/besides_i_love_you/rmm/rap_master_maurice.htm

Nice Vin!

So many different threads this belongs in:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kppx4bzfAaE#t=16

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKMzXxv4_EQ