Hasn't posted since December 17th.

Hasn't been active since the 8th.

Where'd that smart ass Pole go?

The last I saw of him he disagreed with Uncle Mxy on something.

He's probably in a better place right now, dueting with Marvin Gaye or something.

I was going to post this today.

I bet he's eating granola somewhere in the mountains.

He's resting peacefully in a cave with a single grain of rice and some fig leaves.

Or he's just meditating in said cave.

Miss U

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Song sucks, but it's also fitting imo.

The last I saw of him he disagreed with Uncle Mxy on something.
I don't recall what that was. Big Swami and I agree an awful lot more than we disagree on things. Don't imply that I'm to blame for his disappearance (though admittedly, it would be my style :) ). Has anyone from the Syndicate dropped him an email, asked him if Evil Keith could come out and play?

Just did it.

I don't recall what that was. Big Swami and I agree an awful lot more than we disagree on things. Don't imply that I'm to blame for his disappearance (though admittedly, it would be my style :) ). Has anyone from the Syndicate dropped him an email, asked him if Evil Keith could come out and play?

No, no no, I didn't mean to imply that.

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ooh lawd chile, my eyes welled up after reading that....

maybe he became one of those dad types...

Perhaps he finally attained Buddha consciousness and is now with all of us more than we even realize.

lol

At least we know what he's NOT doing: eating a sammy with mayo.

Has anyone from the Syndicate dropped him an email, asked him if Evil Keith could come out and play?

No reply (yet).

I have no other choice...

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I miss Swam almost as much as I miss Fred McLeod.

Did he move to Cleveland?

Sorry, it HAD to be asked!

Maybe he's got teh diabeetus.

I'm going to pour out a little bit of my ginseng green tea for my homie Big Swami.

I check his Wiki page (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dhalsim) but found no clues as to current status.

I really need Swami back. I need to aks him about Buddhism, because I've been thinking about converting.

Not really going to convert. I'm just doing a homework assignment on hippies and the shit hippies are into.

yea, I've been experimenting with shit hippies do to

Swam would kill me for saying this, but I think Hillary Swank looks really good in The Next Karate Kid.

I LOVE Hillary Swank. There is no other actress with a better name. It kind of says, "Dirty and elegant. Fuck me in the mouth, then the ass, then let's do it again!" She reminds me of a chick you can go straight from the gym, or work, after sweating for a long time, really stinking, and she is turned on by the smell of your shit mixed with perspiration. No holds barred. A nut licker. A toe sucker. A "fuck me in the ear" girl. Sexy and sensual all at once; a rare breed.

Hell, she might just decide, after a couple years into the marriage, and a couple kids, to beg you to fuck her in the ass. And by the way, I have no doubt that she is a "three hole girl." You'd be way hotter for her after being with her for ten years than you were for her the night you took her home from the bar. That is a rare woman, indeed. You will come across someone like that maybe once in your life, and chances are you will blow it with her, and probably marry some broad who talked a whole lot and convinced you that she was the woman of your dreams because she only wanted four kids instead of five; you would probaly dismiss the Hillary Swanks of the world because she said (as you were thinking) that kids just get in the way of happiness and a lot of fucking. SO, you pick the girl who lied like a motherfucker and said, on Night One, "I never fuck on the first date" And you agreed because it sounded like the right thing to say.

Ten years and three kids later, you'll be living in a basement flat, trying to figure out how to balance child support and being able to eat while the bitch runs through fifty two guys who all have a hand in raising your kids, and you are relegated to looking at Pornhub while wondering if you have enough gas to get to work in the morning. The pity of it is, you are whacking off to Pornhub and thinking about her while she is getting butt-whailed and hating you and enjoying the butt-whailing more because she hates you.

That's guys. We fall more in love after the bitch dumps us and we whack off while thinking of the three blow jobs she gave us (before you gave her the ring), and she is getting her rocks off on almost a Zen level because she dumped your sorry ass and is getting gang banged by six guys from the high school football team.

So like usual I didn't waste my time reading all of Zip's post, but I agree that dirty sex is pretty damn sweet sometimes.

Oh, you read it. All of it. And you wish you had the ballz to say it like I do.

Yeah, I'm always happy to be as little like you as I can be.

Get a room you two.

I love the smell of unhappily married Goshboots in the morning.

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Hey -- that dude is a stunt double in WALL-E! :)

For all you people who don't want to end up seethingly bitter about women like dear Zip Goshboots, here's a handy form for your would-be woman:

http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/sites/default/files/images/girlfriend-app.jpg

I'm printing this out.

#34 = strong POY candidate.

And remember, Silence of the Lambs was a March release, as well, and went on to win it all.

Fuck you, Swami. You're officially dead to me.

Fuck that application. Two questions: 1) Do you have kids, and if so, with how many different men (Most women have kids with at least 2 men); and 2) Do you want kids

If "Yes" to either one, give this chick the heave-ho.

WHERE ARE YOU, SWAMI???

Who is Swami?

Gave Dice an A. Hope that means he's posting soon.

He lives on 4/14/09!!!!

But, he did not post.

It's all just an attention grab!!! You know how those Buddhists love the limelight...

4/14/09 nevar forget

I'LL NEVER FORGET!

4/14/09 nevar forget

SWAMI!

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Sorry guys, been busy teabagging.

Welcome! You have entered [WTFDetroit Chat] at 7:19 am
[WTFDetroit Chat]: DennyMcLain has entered at 7:19 am
[DennyMcLain] 7:19 am: SWAMI!!!
[DennyMcLain] 7:19 am: SWAMI IS BACK
[DennyMcLain] 7:20 am: SWAMI IS BAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!!!!
[DennyMcLain] 7:20 am: Swami salami
[DennyMcLain] 7:20 am: Swami and cheese sandwich
[DennyMcLain] 7:21 am: Big Swami
[DennyMcLain] 7:21 am: Shaq's new nickname: The Big Swami
[DennyMcLain] 7:21 am: He made a film where he was a swami
[DennyMcLain] 7:22 am: And he was BIG
[DennyMcLain] 7:22 am: Super Swami salami sandwich with sauerkraut
[DennyMcLain] 7:23 am: Say THAT 10 times fast


Jus another boring Friday morn...

So Swam, what happened to you?

So Swam, what happened to you?
I had a thing.

lol

I still have my thing. I call him "Reverse Samson". It's not hard to figure out.

Can we rename thread:

"Big Swami -- man? woman? man THEN woman?(UPDATE: IT WILL RISETH NO MORE)"


I had a thing

I am enthused to have Swam back.

New web filter at work fucking up my creativity. I'm going to be on less for a while.

You have a computer at home and a wife to ignore, do you not?

You have a computer at home and a wife to ignore, do you not?

Superintelligence hard at work.

You have a computer at home and a wife to ignore, do you not?
I sit at the feet of the sensei. OH SHIT NO YOU DID NOT

Zip's knowledge is a vast expanse, it's horizon unending.

Bump?

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I don't fuckin' care anymore, man!! I don't care!






















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