http://www.nypost.com/seven/11252008/news/regionalnews/lenny_gets_a_walk_140640.htm

Dykstra agrees with LDB

That's my fuckin' ashtray money, bro.

http://www.nypost.com/seven/11252008/photos/new0p.jpg (javascript:SLIDES.hotlink())
CANDY MAN: Lenny Dykstra munches Twizzles as he leaves court yesterday.

^How incredible is that?

And it's "Twizzlers", assholes.

http://www.nypost.com/seven/11252008/news/regionalnews/lenny_gets_a_walk_140640.htm

Dykstra agrees with LDB

This might be newthreadworthy.

Mmm, twizzlers.

More of a character now than when he played.

This was going to get lost in the "words that should be used more" thread, so direct action needed to be taken.

Twizzlers Appreciation Thread, anyone?

Dykstra also showed The Post the jacket lining of his charcoal-gray pinstripe suit. "See that purple label, bro? That's seven large," he said.

-CGXqRsqr6I

The video helps me respect the Purple Label Bro.

living the dream (http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=4084962)

LMOA:

http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2009/0416/mlb_dykstra_office_576.jpg

To Lenny and Terri
Thanks for all your help and support
Your friend
George W. Bush
December 2004

Lenny Dykstra files for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection - http://tinyurl.com/l29jdy

Between $10 and $50 million in liabilities? You'd think with modern technology, they could find a slightly more accurate number.

Lenny Dykstra files for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection - http://tinyurl.com/l29jdy

Fly the WTF flag at half staff. Its a sad, sad day.

The paperwork only requires you to specify a range.

http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/tue-july-14-2009/lenny-dykstra-s-financial-career

The high point is the "roll 212" redux at the 4 min mark

He also lamented the sight of a hunched-over elderly woman crossing the street.

"See that? I'm going to be walking like that. I crashed into too many walls," he said.



I laughed at that.

I wonder how many walls the old lady ran into, bro?

And this dude is hilarious, bro.

Are you guys sure he's not from New Zealand, bro?

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/Ricky-8217-s-Bail-Bonds-Sheen-posts-22K-to-sp?urn=mlb-wp4523

I thought I posted this already, but I don't see it here. Heard an interview with Len's brother, who is apparently ready to write a tell-all book which might be awesome. He said nobody in his family talks to Len anymore, he's screwed all of them over in some way or another.

That's seven large.

Lenny Dykstra Charged with Grand Theft Auto http://bit.ly/klsbRc

What are the chances that he'll be a playable character in the next game?

usługi kurierskie (http://www.twojapaczuszka.pl)

Indeed.

while a little off topic, i'd like to nominate sweexiavenewed for rookie of the year / last several years.

Can't decide which thread to put this in.....

Can't decide which thread to put this in.....
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/This-is-real-Canseco-to-fight-Dykstra-on-celebr;_ylt=Aoj5ve4vSXEmllZ.KDDtUSMHU84F?urn=mlb-wp26322

Dykstra pussied out at the last minute.

Some bad ass.

See that purple label, bro? That's seven large.

The Phil Rudd stuff had me thinking about this thread for some reason, so I bumped.

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/features/hollywoods-toxic-bromance-implosion-charlie-sheen-lenny-dykstra-1082220


Dykstra believes that although they reconciled during the conversation, Sheen couldn't bring himself to ever hang out with his old buddy again, since during a heated argument weeks earlier, Dykstra had revealed he had seen Sheen's allegedly compromising sex tapes. "He couldn't face me. He knows what I saw. He's humiliated."

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Hey, @Marlins, WTF? How exactly do you score 0 runs while getting 10 hits? Oh, I know! 0 walks and 1 for 6 with runners in scoring position. If you want your players to learn how to play baseball the right way, give me a call.

THE RIGHT WAY

Hook those three words straight into my veins.

https://twitter.com/LennyDykstra/status/1144340472971874309

Lenny with some sage words for Kawhi Leonard.