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"I can't believe these suckers buy tickets every week"

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"The latest ESPN Mock Draft just came out. They have me 'building from the trenches!' IDIOTS"

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"Holy shit! Even we wouldn't sign Flip Murray!"

"The number One...if you add their IQs together"

"Hah hah. I'm going to draft another receiver."

"Hah hah. I'm on my 7th Scotch and soda."

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"I farted".

"Me too".

"It's just so god damn fun to team kill IRL."

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"Can you believe Joe hasn't fired Curry yet?!"

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"Look at Leigh Bodden try and play zone, hahahahaha."

*crickets*

^^^I'm thinking, shut those crickets up.

All I can come up with so far is "What do you MEAN you've been mailing it in for the last five years!? I thought I was the one mailing it in!?" or "So let me get this straight, Ford, we're the worst team in football, 0-16 last year, and these idiots still pay to come see us? Get the fuck out of here."

I really want to turn that second one into a play off of either the scene in Major League where the bitch owner tells how she's trying to lose on purpose so that attendance drops to the point they can move the team to Florida or that scene from Trading Places where the whole last 8 Lions seasons were just a sick $1 bet between Ford and Millen wherein Ford proved that you could make a team so bad that it couldn't even win a game and yet there'd still be 60,000 people dumb enough to come every week. Can't figure out how to make it work.

Is it bad that I've spent half the day thinking about this?

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This one's not bad but the concept's kind of played.
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"Making a team so bad that it can't even win a game and still having 50,000 people dumb enough to pay $50 to come see them every week? Priceless."

No, that was bad.

Damnit.

Friggin DrRay always bringin reality to the situation.

The Lions' situation is beyond humor. Just sad now.

You gave me a good reality check when I was dreaming about drafting a QB with the 1st pick too.

I honestly don't know what the hell to do with that. I'd love to trade down but it's probably not going to happen unless one of the teams in dire need of an LT below us falls in love with someone after the combine...

Who knows how all of this is going to fall. It won't fall our way thats for sure.

I mean its hard to say what do draft first when we have so many needs.