Sam BradFORD
Matthew StafFORD


game over.

It's a conspiracy!!

And Mike Mularkey will be the new coach.

My mind = BLOWN.

What the hell is this USC shit you fucking cunt?

Sucks rooting for a 3-9 team doesn't it?

And the "guy" in his sig is a Texas U. honk.

Get this: if you add a K to USC and you switch the letters around a little bit, you get SUCK -- which is what the Lions do.

And the "guy" in his sig is a Texas U. honk.

My father grew up in Texas, therefore I have a connection (even if it is tenuous).

And the "guy" in his sig is a Texas U. honk.

M M too.

"I" think :we:'re getting to the bottom of this, now.

My father grew up in Texas, therefore I have a connection (even if it is tenuous).

To the state and therefore the University, not that fucking douchebag (my father, not McConaughey -- who is also an asshole).

To the state and therefore the University, not that fucking douchebag (my father, not McConaughey -- who is also an asshole).

And what is your tenuous connection to USC Trojans?

You've used trojans in college?

And what is your tenuous connection to USC Trojans?

You've used trojans in college?

I have two degrees.

I have two degrees.

Deodorant perhaps.

I have two degrees.

And "he" not only gets, and actually reads, both Harper's and Smithsonian, but look at this bullshit!

https://images.ebsco.com/jc/images/0000519359657.1.jpg

I'm pretty much one of the most complete individuals you'd ever meet.

Deodorant perhaps.

Axe, bro.

Oregon to Baltimore and Texas to Michigan...he's got it covered.

GUYS, GUYS, GUYS (and Glenn), we're getting off topic here. That's what the Fords WANT US TO DO.

Rod Marinelli, the Lions' last head coach.

Ron Mexico, the alias of Michael Vick.

I fucking TOLD you Vick would be a Lion in 09, Bubs.

Hey 16K^, congrats!

Time for a name change?

Lord 16k Baggins?

I'm content being the Lord.

Whoa there, Bubbsy.

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And you might as well lose that other image you are using, you're the only one that can see it, we get "red x".

Swat (the sig)?

Swat (the sig)?

Let's give him a minute or two to get his house in order.

Whoa there, Bubbsy.

[sig] [ /sig]

And you might as well lose that other image you are using, you're the only one that can see it, we get "red x".

Maybe when Bynum gets in a game you'll see it?

Post #16 saved this thread. It got zero laughs from me until that.

Any thread I post in is hit or miss.

Post #16 saved this thread. It got zero laughs from me until that.

You never know for sure where these things are going.

You can guess where it's going now.

http://myspace-651.vo.llnwd.net/00518/15/63/518903651_l.jpg

Get this: if you add a K to USC and you switch the letters around a little bit, you get SUCK -- which is what the Lions do.

I lol'd.

The nail in the coffin is this: Ford is going broke, and Beyonce is the most beautiful woman in the world.
Now: Jennifer Anniston is in a movie with Owen Wilson.
There is NO cure for AIDS.
Ronald Reagan was president of the US from 1980 to 1988.
Frank Sinatra is dead.

DO YOU GET IT?

Orange is the favorite color of Henry Winkler.
Nick Saban was once a prison guard.
I put gas in my car once every two weeks (I'm green)

American cheese is way better than Limbergher cheese.

I've lost my train of thought.