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Glenn
01-02-2009, 02:50 PM
:mccosky:

Tahoe
01-02-2009, 02:53 PM
I'm nominating myself, damn it.



Does Pete own a gerbil?


No, he just gave it to JoPa

Glenn
01-02-2009, 02:55 PM
re: #2

http://bigpicture.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/03/16/penalty_flag_3.jpg

Timone
01-02-2009, 02:56 PM
My apologies. #2 (the original #2) has since been deleted.

Timone
01-02-2009, 02:58 PM
Another self-nomination:


USC by 14

Timone
02-04-2009, 12:18 PM
67 I've had enough white pieces of bread in my day...I like me some pumpernickel, Boston baked brown bread, etc.

Timone
02-04-2009, 12:18 PM
http://www.womenwithass.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/lacey.jpg

Timone
02-07-2009, 06:01 PM
Listen To Me, Fuckers.

U of M is going to beat UCONN on 2/7/2009. Yes, I have had a few Red Stripes today while splitting wood, but it came to me when the maul hit the wedge, U of M 68 UCONN 64.

Win, lose, or draw.

Timone
02-07-2009, 10:11 PM
May I nominate myself?


The war is off, I'm now turning my attention
Towards a certain poster whose name I won't mention
I'm sure you've heard of 'em, he's from a certain city in Ohio
A self-admitted emo, as he stated in his myspace bio

He can no longer deny any accusations comin' from Baggins
And as for this supposed girlfriend? Pics or it didn't happen
As a matter of fact, I'm willing to bet that this kid is pretty queer
A fucking pussy decked head to toe in Cleveland Cavaliers gear

These are warning shots, I'll write a full fledged diss
The day Wilfredo Ledezma ever decides to read this
Which is to say never, because this shit ain't worth it
I'll just go back to dissin' posters that are as old as the Earth is
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MoTown
02-07-2009, 10:20 PM
If you can't, I will.

I nominate this post:

The war is off, I'm now turning my attention
Towards a certain poster whose name I won't mention
I'm sure you've heard of 'em, he's from a certain city in Ohio
A self-admitted emo, as he stated in his myspace bio

He can no longer deny any accusations comin' from Baggins
And as for this supposed girlfriend? Pics or it didn't happen
As a matter of fact, I'm willing to bet that this kid is pretty queer
A fucking pussy decked head to toe in Cleveland Cavaliers gear

These are warning shots, I'll write a full fledged diss
The day Wilfredo Ledezma ever decides to read this
Which is to say never, because this shit ain't worth it
I'll just go back to dissin' posters that are as old as the Earth is

Timone
02-07-2009, 10:21 PM
MOLA needs to sign me up.

Timone
02-15-2009, 01:25 AM
dont get cocky with me mister, i will get mid evil on your ass. Fuck the police

Only a drunken post about the po-po could top this.

Tahoe
02-18-2009, 03:25 PM
Jesus Christ, shut up.

MoTown
03-07-2009, 08:35 PM
Oops

Posted in thread titled "N" by Tahoe.

Tahoe
03-07-2009, 08:36 PM
Top that ^ shit.

Now y'all have something to shoot for.

Timone
09-17-2009, 04:25 PM
FUCK OFF TAHOE THIS BILL IS THE BEST THING THATS EVER HAPPENED TO THE COUNTRY AND IF YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND THAT MANY PEOPLE AREN'T AS WEALTHY AND ENTITLED AS YOUR NoCAL ASS THEN YOU CAN GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH THE JACKHAMMER YOU USED TO BUST APART YOUR OLD FOUNDATION WITH. ALL OF YOUR FAGGOTY ASSED RIGHT WING BUTTPLUGS WHINE AND BITCH AND SCREAM ABOUT ALL THE MONEY THIS IS GOING TO COST, BUT SHUT YOUR YAPS WHEN THE COST OF BUSH'S LITTLE WARS ARE CALCULATED.

NO, FINISHING DADDY'S UNFINISHED BUSINESS DIDN'T COST US A FUCKING THING, DID IT????

WE NEED HEALTHCARE REFORM IN THIS COUNTRY. IT'S BEEN TALKED ABOUT FOR FUCKING EVER, BUT ALL OF YOU GOD DAMN REPUBLICAN ASS PIRATES PRETEND THERE'S NOTHING WRONG. HOW ABOUT YOU LOSE YOUR JOB, OR GO INTO BUSINESS FOR YOURSELF, AND PAY THE FULL COST OF HEALTHCARE. ONLY THEN WILL YOU REALIZE THE SYSTEM IS COMPLETELY FUCKED TO ALL HELL AND REQUIRES GOVERNMENT INTERVENTION. BUT YOU WOULDN'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THAT, MR. "I'M FUCKING BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE ON THIS BOARD EXCEPT BUKDOW"?!!! I'M SURE YOUR 100,000 SHARES IN BERKSHIRE HATHAWAY STOCK IS DOING JUST FINE, ISN'T IT, MR. "I'M SO ELITE I'M CREAMING MY OWN UNDIES JUST THINKING ABOUT MYSELF"??!!!

FUCK YOU AND ALL OF YOUR FUCKING FUCKED UP SHIT!!!!!

Sincerely,

Hilary Rodham Clinton.

DennyMcLain
09-17-2009, 07:26 PM
I'm flattered, but that was all in jest.

THIS one was dead serious...



I think CMU will be very good this year, but I expect an even better performance from MSU. One thing Dantonio is establishing is consistency. I expect to see an improvement in the ground game with one of the two freshmen hitting 70 yds after Ray hits 80. A good secondary will help greatly against CMU's mini Tebow (he has 1,000 more yds for his career than Tebow but against MAC comp).

I believe MSU will win by 3 tds.

Considering this post all but killed Baker's NCAA football cred, it very well could be the most IMPORTANT post of 2009.

Big Swami
09-18-2009, 11:54 AM
^Seconded.

darkobetterthanmelo
09-18-2009, 12:35 PM
It's hard to beat this one...


Course: Anthropological Economics

Assigned: January 15, 2009

Due Date: May 11, 2009

Topic: Optional. I selected the Socio-Economic History and Development of Capitalism

Requirements: MLA form, double spaced, 12 pages

Completed: So far, I have the heading, title, and page numbers done.

Sources That I'm Using

Religion and the Rise of Capitalism - R.H. Tawney
Atlas Shrugged - Ayn Rand
The Protestant Ethic and the Spirit of Capitalism - Max Weber
The Wealth of Nations - Adam Smith


So do you guys want to bid on it, or am I going to have to use the website again?

Invoice me via PayPal if you're interested...

This one is from 2008, but its close enough


Ledezma's Nostalgic Confessional #2

Junior year of high school (2005). It was a Saturday and I had just got done playing a double-header for baseball. I thought I was cool snuffing chew tobacco, except I swallowed some by accident when a groundball was hit to me (I played 3B, for the record). I felt fine at first, but as the day went on I started to feel sick. That evening, I was at the movies with my then-girlfriend (I can't remember the film; Mr. & Mrs. Smith or Hitch, maybe?).

I had this nasty taste of wintergreen and cow dung in my mouth, and I just knew I was ready to blow chunks. We were in the back row of the theatre and before the movie started she went to go get popcorn (she had a gift certificate, so I wasn't being cheap), so I took her coat since she left it in her seat, I sort of arranged the coat into a bowl shape, and I purged Kodiak sin into that thing until it couldn't hold much more.

I wrapped the coat up as tight as I could and put it underneath a seat in the row in front of me. When she came back she didn't notice her coat was gone until the end of the film. When she asked I told her she left it in my car.

I made sure to keep a strong conversation going as we got into the car, so she wouldn't ask about (or look for) the coat.

She never did.

I won. Again.

Fool
10-08-2009, 10:50 AM
you're gimmicky

I almost shat.

Glenn
10-08-2009, 11:12 AM
If you've paid attention at all over the past 7-8 years or so, or even if you saw my sig just last week, you'd know that it's very much who I am.

Fool
10-08-2009, 11:14 AM
^Not a POTYC

Tahoe
10-09-2009, 09:00 PM
Close this thread...I am now awarding the POTY Prize to LDB for a post that he hasn't made yet, but he's awesome in our opinion, so he wins it.

Timone
10-09-2009, 09:14 PM
^ that one wins "Most Liberal Post of the Year"

hcm2009
10-26-2009, 05:09 AM
I'm nominating myself, damn it.

Many thanks to ur post. I love it.

Pharaoh
10-26-2009, 06:39 AM
I second and third and fourth this:


Originally Posted by Wilfredo Ledezma
Ledezma's Nostalgic Confessional #2

Junior year of high school (2005). It was a Saturday and I had just got done playing a double-header for baseball. I thought I was cool snuffing chew tobacco, except I swallowed some by accident when a groundball was hit to me (I played 3B, for the record). I felt fine at first, but as the day went on I started to feel sick. That evening, I was at the movies with my then-girlfriend (I can't remember the film; Mr. & Mrs. Smith or Hitch, maybe?).

I had this nasty taste of wintergreen and cow dung in my mouth, and I just knew I was ready to blow chunks. We were in the back row of the theatre and before the movie started she went to go get popcorn (she had a gift certificate, so I wasn't being cheap), so I took her coat since she left it in her seat, I sort of arranged the coat into a bowl shape, and I purged Kodiak sin into that thing until it couldn't hold much more.

I wrapped the coat up as tight as I could and put it underneath a seat in the row in front of me. When she came back she didn't notice her coat was gone until the end of the film. When she asked I told her she left it in my car.

I made sure to keep a strong conversation going as we got into the car, so she wouldn't ask about (or look for) the coat.

She never did.

I won. Again.

Vinny
10-26-2009, 10:23 AM
Many thanks to ur post. I love it.

Very crafty Tahoe. Do you think we're idiots? We learned this lesson from Knockout.

Timone
10-31-2009, 05:27 PM
I hate Tahoe for this post, but gotta give credit where credit is due.


my crystal ball says Illini go on a 99.5 yd drive for a touch