I don't believe in such bunk, but some do.

Post them.

Take a shower.

Drink more booze. Smoke more cigars.

I'm gonna fuck a whole lotta white womens.

Stop swearing at noobs playing WC3 online. It's hard not to. (I mean really, if you've never played the game why are you playing team games online?)

REBUILD THE GOP!

Get going on more Bukdow's Rumes, but rename the title to "Bukdow's Fahrm", complete with various animals and special cameos by Wil and Anchiello.

Actually, I'd like to finish the book that I've been writing for almost 4 years now, "STFU N00B: a Primer for Message Board Novices".

Random House has been nagging me for a transcript for 15 months now.

Actually, I'd like to finish the book that I've been writing for almost 4 years now, "STFU N00B: a Primer for Message Board Novices".

Random House has been nagging me for a transcript for 15 months now.

Forward MUST be by Mola

I resolve to make a quality post this year.

I think I am going to try to get FATTER!

I think I am going to try to get FATTER!

+1

I've been thinking about starting smoking for years now. I think this might be a good time to start...it could help with the weight loss resolution.

I've been thinking about starting smoking for years now. I think this might be a good time to start...it could help with the weight loss resolution.

Funny. I was going to post about quitting. Again. I quit after I found out I was gonna be a dad. Then a couple months ago had a really stressful few weeks, and started again. I don't want my kid to grow up around a smoker. (I do smoke outside)

IBZCIAR

UxKa, did we know you were expecting? If so, I'm sorry I forgot. Good luck to you and Stars.

In Before Zekyl Comes In And ROFLz

UxKa, did we know you were expecting? If so, I'm sorry I forgot. Good luck to you and Stars.

The boy is about 10 months old now. GET WITH THE PROGRAM!! jk Thanks either way man, we are all doing good.

WTF? There's no way you never mentioned this before. Where the fuck have I been?

Did you name him Roger Staubach or some other name I would have consciously chosen to forget?

I was actually aware of this and, imo, was prolly considered to be Godfather of Uxka's son by Ux and Ms Ux...must have been the 'Currently Drinking' thread.

It's mentioned somewhere, with a pic of his best Jedi impression. Glenn probably knows where it is.

His son's name is Nolan, FYI. See, I know these things. I care.

LDB FTW!

I'm being ignored...and thats ok.

I'm being ignored...and thats ok.

Maybe you should make a resolution to not be ignored in 2009?

Two girls at the same time, same as always

Two girls at the same time, same as always
:lawrence:

Two girls at the same time, same as always


I have to admit (brag) that I've done that several times (a couple times without paying for it), and yeah, it's pretty much all it's cracked up to be.

I have to admit (brag) that I've done that several times (a couple times without paying for it), and yeah, it's pretty much all it's cracked up to be.
Same here. Why do you think I keep it as my resolution every year? ;)

I have to admit (brag) that I've done that several times (a couple times without paying for it), and yeah, it's pretty much all it's cracked up to be.

Bukdow's retarded sisters, Ethel and Edith, do not count due to the precedented "present awareness" clause based on successful mental deficiency defenses.

Bukdow's retarded sisters, Ethel and Edith, do not count due to the precedented "present awareness" clause based on successful mental deficiency defenses.

Then you need to quit having them over and feeding them Skittles in return for blow jobs, denny!

Then you need to quit having them over and feeding them Skittles in return for blow jobs, denny!

To the Terrordome, fucker!!!!
alsohowdidyouknow???

I resolve not to paint a mental picture of the last few posts.

https://i.postimg.cc/mbTVwpR6/image.jpg

He looks like a cartoon supervillain.

The above photo makes all kinds of sense when you realize that he was adopted by Cubans and went to school in Miami.