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Glenn
12-19-2008, 12:17 PM
I like what you are giving us today, Zekyl.

Would you like to form an alliance?

Zekyl
12-19-2008, 12:21 PM
I would, but I'm not sure how much longer I'll be on this afternoon. I'm making the girlfriend make me breakfast right now. Then I'm going to watch her clean.

Glenn
12-19-2008, 12:23 PM
It wouldn't be a one day alliance, silly.

You'd have to answer a few simple questions, of course.

First one:

Do you accept Flip Murray as your savior?

Glenn
12-19-2008, 12:26 PM
More:

Can I have your 500 alpacas?

Will you wash my feet?

More later.

Also, you'll need to buy me a George Blaha FatHead, posthaste.

Zekyl
12-19-2008, 12:29 PM
Suddenly I don't see how this would work out in my favor? I have to do all of this for a guy that's only got 672 posts?

Glenn
12-19-2008, 12:35 PM
I would provide some message boarding services via the admin panel.

3 wishes/requests granted per day, subject to my approval.

For example, maybe we can do something about that "Cleveland Rocks!" title?

Zekyl
12-19-2008, 12:42 PM
Alliance accepted!

Zekyl
12-19-2008, 12:47 PM
http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd206/zekyl/ValterFlip.jpg

Glenn
12-19-2008, 01:07 PM
I'm going to move this thread to our new top secret hidden forum later today, okay Zek?

Also, have your girlfriend bring what was supposed to be your lunch over here to me now.

MoTown
12-19-2008, 01:23 PM
Glenn removes Zekyl's title?

I'm gathering forces to arrange a coup d’état. This is the kind of thing that I just can't stand for.

Glenn
12-19-2008, 01:25 PM
This is everything that the Mossad should have been.

MoTown
12-19-2008, 01:29 PM
Consider yourself overthrown. It's only a matter of time. I just have to go gather Tahoe, LDB and DrRay to throw out our evil dictator.

Glenn
12-19-2008, 01:34 PM
Don't make the same mistake that others here have made before you, specifically, letting jealousy get in the way of good business.





















<------------------------- case in point

Pride comes before the fall.

Glenn
12-19-2008, 01:37 PM
Also, perhaps you and I can work out an arrangement that can be mutually beneficial?

I notice that you are lacking in some admin abilities that I might be able to assist you with.

Zekyl
12-19-2008, 02:10 PM
Joining forces? It would be unstoppable! You may want to consider the potential, Mo.

Glenn
12-19-2008, 02:13 PM
Hopefully MoTown doesn't forget his roots and will consider some of the services that I have provided in the past for him (his current title, his logos (aka lifeforce), several "I agree with MoTown" posts, what have you).

MoTown
12-19-2008, 02:26 PM
Man that coup d’état threat is really getting to you guys. Now you're trying to work out a deal? Panic is starting to set in...



You're on thin ice. I was very close to stripping you of your Capoeira status.

-Furious Styles

Glenn
12-19-2008, 02:28 PM
I'm looking at this purely from a business standpoint, it's not personal.

I welcome the coup d’état if it makes sense from a bottom line standpoint.

Also, I just wanted to copy and paste "coup d’état" to see what it felt like.

MOLA1
12-19-2008, 02:36 PM
Don't threaten us with French terms. Bitches.

MoTown
12-19-2008, 02:45 PM
I wasn't really including you in the open threat. Only Glenn and his new errand boy Zekyl.




^Fighting words.

WTFchris
12-19-2008, 02:51 PM
George Blaha hates sell outs BTW. (people, not sporting events)

Glenn
12-19-2008, 02:54 PM
I wasn't really including you in the open threat. Only Glenn and his new errand boy Zekyl.


^Fighting words.

Look who is backing down now.

Timone
12-19-2008, 03:03 PM
Everything after Danzig III sucks dick.

Timone
12-19-2008, 03:07 PM
Speaking of dick sucking:


Being unemployed. I hate not having an income, especially around the holidays. Stupid recession and being laid off a couple months ago.

Just because you haven't been able to find a street corner as of late doesn't mean you're laid off. It just means business is slow. Just keep persisting and you'll find someone eventually. Worked out for Tahoe.

MoTown
12-19-2008, 03:18 PM
Now that LDB is here, you might as well run.

MoTown
12-19-2008, 03:19 PM
Look who is backing down now.

I don't see any form of backing down. -MOLA- is not our evil dictator.

Glenn
12-19-2008, 03:21 PM
Yet you got bitchslapped nonetheless.

#17


You're on thin ice. I was very close to stripping you of your Capoeira status.

-Furious Styles

Let us know when you are done kicking tires here with your wannabe cronies and you're ready to talk serious bidness.

Glenn
12-19-2008, 03:23 PM
Also, we're wrapping up negotiations with another major talent late this afternoon.

There will probably be a formal announcement on Monday.

Timone
12-19-2008, 03:24 PM
Also, we're wrapping up negotiations with another major talent late this afternoon.

There will probably be a formal announcement on Monday.

Bubbles has no talent. He's my brother.

MoTown
12-19-2008, 03:26 PM
Didn't see that before. Consider yourself threatened, -Furious Styles-.

Glenn
12-19-2008, 03:35 PM
Without immediate further clarification, I'm left with no other conclusion to draw than you are not interested in a business partnership.

Is that correct, Mr. Town?

If that is indeed the case, you can safely assume that we will not be willing to reconsider any time soon.

MoTown
12-19-2008, 04:37 PM
^Terrified.

Zekyl
12-20-2008, 12:12 PM
MoTown does not own. I feel I have been fooled all these years. 'Tis a sad day.

MoTown
12-20-2008, 10:20 PM
MoTown does not own. I feel I have been fooled all these years. 'Tis a sad day.

And that, my friends, is the quote that marks the beginning of the war.

Vinny
12-21-2008, 12:48 AM
I can't believe he fell for it. Poor Zekyl.

Glenn
12-23-2008, 04:36 PM
Zekyl, I regret to inform you that I have nullified our alliance.

I quite simply couldn't stomach it.

I still do enjoy reading the Cleveland point of view on sports, so please continue posting.

I am, however, continuing my discussions with MoTwon about forming a new alliance.

That is all for now.

DennyMcLain
12-23-2008, 04:40 PM
Zekyl, I regret to inform you that I have nullified our alliance.

I quite simply couldn't stomach it.

I still do enjoy reading the Cleveland point of view on sports, so please continue posting.

I am, however, continuing my discussions with MoTwon about forming a new alliance.

That is all for now.

When did MoTown become Vietnamese?

Glenn
12-23-2008, 04:43 PM
MoTwon is MoTown's evil cousin, please don't confuse the two.

DennyMcLain
12-23-2008, 05:50 PM
MoTwon is MoTown's evil cousin, please don't confuse the two.

MoTwon is from Minnesota's "Ghetto Side".

WTFchris
12-23-2008, 05:53 PM
Is one from Minneapolis and the other from St. Paul?

Glenn
01-03-2009, 10:27 AM
ZEKYL HAS GONE MISSING

DennyMcLain
01-03-2009, 10:45 AM
ZEKYL HAS GONE MISSING
Took a wrong turn at the trash heap on East 55th and Euclid, on the way
to the Salvation Army Thrift Store for some "new" underwear.

Zekyl
01-06-2009, 05:24 PM
I assume those are streets in Cleveland?

I was actually in southern California for a week visiting family for Christmas then in Dayton visiting the girlfriend for another week.

Timone
01-06-2009, 05:28 PM
I assume those are streets in Cleveland?

I was actually in southern California for a week visiting family for Christmas then in Dayton visiting the girlfriend for another week.

Now that you've moved on, think you can hook me up with Heather?