Wait, what do you mean he's the head coach? FUCK!

Doritos?

We could probably get Flip back, if KStat asked really nicely.

For some reason I think the team would be even worse if Flip Murray was coaching.

Good call. But the offense would be very unique.

Haters.

Sample Practice:

Coach Flip: "I call this the four corners offense. A.I. - take the ball."
A.I.: "Okay..."
Flip: "The rest of you, choose a corner to stand in. Allen, dribble the ball in the same spot on the floor until there are four seconds left on the shot clock. Then, I want you to get a bewildered look on your face as if to say 'well it looks like I have to do this myself' and isolate yourself towards the basket. You might score, you might not. But after the play is over, look mad and confused at the same time. We will run this as our default offense."
Team: "..."
Flip: "Okay our only other play is called 'What do my balls taste like, Kirk Heinrich?'"...

We could probably get Flip back, if KStat asked really nicely.
Ah, pistons fans are addicted to disappointment.

Sample Practice:

Coach Flip: "I call this the four corners offense. A.I. - take the ball."
A.I.: "Okay..."
Flip: "The rest of you, choose a corner to stand in. Allen, dribble the ball in the same spot on the floor until there are four seconds left on the shot clock. Then, I want you to get a bewildered look on your face as if to say 'well it looks like I have to do this myself' and isolate yourself towards the basket. You might score, you might not. But after the play is over, look mad and confused at the same time. We will run this as our default offense."
Team: "..."
Flip: "Okay our only other play is called 'What do my balls taste like, Kirk Heinrich?'"...

lol

He's already served as a mentor for Stuckey, so why not?

He's already served as a mentor for Stuckey, so why not?

Keep trying, Glenn. You're the only one who sees it.

Keep trying, Glenn. You're the only one who sees it.

There's been a few others that have made the comparison, (shags or yargs, maybe both, for example) but that's okay, you keep hatin'.

Glenn loves this silly game of his.

There's been a few others that have made the comparison, (shags or yargs, maybe both, for example) but that's okay, you keep hatin'.

There's a couple who have made that comparison. My cousins Tony and T-Bone, you probably don't know them, but they'll back up my claims so I sound less ridiculous.

Ahh, this sounds suspiciously like the old Gutz Callahan tactic, "Go find me every possible reference to this or you are lying".

Nah. I could care less if you provide proof. I fully believe he/they said that. I just figured I'd throw in some good 'ol fashion humor with it.

Considering you are LYING.
Don't be mad Glenn.

I WILL DEFEND FLIP MURRAY TO THE GRAVE

I WILL DEFEND FLIP MURRAY TO THE GRAVE

That's not hard, just give him the basket he can't finish