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bukdow
12-14-2008, 06:48 PM
MSU is going to beat UGA on 1/1/2009. Yes, I have had a few Red Stripes today while splitting wood, but it came to me when the maul hit the wedge, MSU 38 UGA 34.

JickBoy34
12-14-2008, 06:58 PM
okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

bukdow
12-14-2008, 07:00 PM
You fucking sissy-ass city boys probably don`t even know what a maul and a wedge are, let alone what to do with them. Suffice it to say, I do.

Zip Goshboots
12-14-2008, 07:01 PM
MSU is going to beat UGA on 1/1/2009. Yes, I have had a few Red Stripes today while polishing my wood, but it came to me when the balls hit my chin, MSU 38 UGA 34.

Zip Goshboots
12-14-2008, 07:02 PM
You fucking sissy-ass city boys probably don`t even know what a maul and a wedge are, let alone what to do with them. Suffice it to say, I do.

A "wedge" is a golf club, dickhead.

bukdow
12-14-2008, 07:06 PM
A "wedge" is a golf club, dickhead.
Oh Jesus, Zippy. You are a fag aren`t you.

Zip Goshboots
12-14-2008, 07:08 PM
Oh Jesus, Zippy. You are a fag aren`t you. Because if you are, I want you.

MoTown
12-14-2008, 07:12 PM
Listen to me, bukdow.

Ole' Miss is going to beat Texas Tech.

bukdow
12-14-2008, 07:13 PM
Zippy, although tou are severely dysfunctional and have some hang-ups that would be disturbing even to Ken Kesey. there is still (probably) a woman out there for you. In short, "No".

Zip Goshboots
12-14-2008, 07:17 PM
Zippy, although tou are severely dysfunctional and have some hang-ups that would be disturbing even to Ken Kesey. there is still (probably) a woman out there for you. In short, "No".
I'm not the one talking about wedges and mauls in some sort of half-hearted and wholly unbelievable attempt to cover up the fact that I am a sissy who is currently wearing a ballerina tutu and stilletos, and am being "forced" to have sex with two men dressed up as Albert Pujols.

Timone
12-14-2008, 07:41 PM
Got something against us sissy ass city boys, bro??

DennyMcLain
12-14-2008, 08:33 PM
MSU is going to beat UGA on 1/1/2009. Yes, I have had a few Icehouse Lights today while taking it in the ass, but it "came" to me when the milk hit the fudge, MSU 38 UGA 34.
Word.

DennyMcLain
12-14-2008, 09:25 PM
http://img372.imageshack.us/img372/5922/bukgoatea5.gif

Fool
12-14-2008, 09:41 PM
3... 2... 1...

Wilfredo Ledezma
12-14-2008, 09:54 PM
MSU is going to beat UGA on 1/1/2009. Yes, I have had a few Red Stripes today while splitting wood, but it came to me when the maul hit the wedge, MSU 38 UGA 34.


LOL!

Wilfredo Ledezma
12-14-2008, 09:56 PM
bukdow has zoophilia?

Moodini31
12-15-2008, 11:56 AM
Not sure if you saw it, but ESPN had "Bowl Mania" on last night where they picked all of the bowls and ranked which picks they were most confident in. Georgia over MSU was at the top of the list. LOL.

Wilfredo Ledezma
12-15-2008, 07:19 PM
Not sure if you saw it, but ESPN had "Bowl Mania" on last night where they picked all of the bowls and ranked which picks they were most confident in. Georgia over MSU was at the top of the list. LOL.


LMFAO!! Last year they had BC over MSU pretty high on Jesse Palmer's "big board" as well.

The Dantonio Trend.

Blown Out In Big Games.

Jethro34
12-15-2008, 10:02 PM
The only problem is that this Georgia team is also a fraud. Destroyed by both Alabama and Florida (like State was by PSU and OSU) and lost to a Georgia Tech team that should not have been good enough to beat them.

Well, State is not good enough to beat Georgia either, but they just might if "that" Georgia team shows up.

That being said, I think Georgia will plan to fix their rush defense (Georgia Tech ran for 409 yards on them) and try to make Hoyer beat them. We'll see how that goes.

One team that was vastly overrated, one that was underrated, both not as good as their record, both capable of playing like crap. This game was rated as one of the least intriguing. I don't think many people outside of East Lansing and Athens care. In fact, people in Athens may not even care because their team fell so far from expectations to end up playing MSU.

Wilfredo Ledezma
12-15-2008, 10:27 PM
Georgia did have some bad losses, but I also recall them beating the shit out of LSU. Not to mention they play in a far better conference.

State's best win was vs. who??? Northwestern?

Please...

Zip Goshboots
12-15-2008, 11:52 PM
Michigan's record over the last 2 years stands at 12-13. Interesting that Michigan fans would take jabs at Michigan State in light of the fact that Michigan's current football status is: Turd.

Dudes, as the voice of reason, I urge Michigan fans to sort of cool it with the Michigan State stuff for awhile. Let's get back to at least being able to beat MAC teams again before we accuse MSU of being a fraud or something.

Train Wreck
12-16-2008, 01:45 AM
Just because Michigan sucks, doesn't mean MSU isn't a fraud... God Knows MSU fans have taken shots at Michigan for years even throw they had a far inferior team..

Georgia is going to roll over MSU.

Glenn
12-16-2008, 08:31 AM
Dantonio will not let "us" down.

MSU wins.

MOLA1
12-16-2008, 02:59 PM
You fucking sissy-ass city boys probably don`t even know what a maul and a wedge are, let alone what to do with them. Suffice it to say, I do.


Oh Jesus, Zippy. You are a fag aren`t you.

Doesn't exactly scream out "tough guy" to me. Just sayin.
Shove your maul and your wedge up your ass dork.

Wilfredo Ledezma
12-16-2008, 03:12 PM
Let's get back to at least being able to beat MAC teams again before we accuse MSU of being a fraud or something.

Did Miami (OH) leave the MAC?

MoTown
12-19-2008, 09:32 AM
From Fox Sports:


Capital One Bowl: Michigan State vs. Georgia
Jan. 1
Through all the problems and all the injuries, Georgia's defense hasn't been all that bad against run, allowing 130 yards per game. The offense has tremendous weapons and has been bombing away all year with the SEC's leading passing attack. Michigan State actually throws better than it runs, even with Javon Ringer, but the offense doesn't have the weapons to keep up if Georgia gets rolling. Michigan State had better prove early on that its run defense can handle Knowshon Moreno, or this will get ugly.

Wilfredo Ledezma
12-19-2008, 11:49 AM
Over under 2.5 BJ Cunningham dropped passes.

Jethro34
12-19-2008, 02:58 PM
That quote is crap considering the fact that Georgia's defense gave up 409 yards on the ground the last time they played. Yes, Georgia Tech runs well. They came in averaging 270 ypg. But UGA gave up multiple long runs (at least 3 over 50 yards) and the 409 came on 7.3 ypc. Doesn't sound like a good run defense to me. (Although it was better than the 472 Miami gave up to Tech in the previous game).

Timone
12-19-2008, 03:22 PM
People might see the title of this thread and think bukdow is some whiny little girl starved for attention or something. My advice to these people: don't judge a book by its cover. You could be missing out on enlightenment.

Tahoe
12-19-2008, 08:22 PM
But I don't think I've ever said 'suffice to say' and I've never heard my buddies say that shit either.

Timone
12-19-2008, 08:23 PM
I think it's because your buddies aren't Libs. I'm pretty sure only Libs say that shit.

bukdow
12-19-2008, 09:04 PM
But I don't think I've ever said 'suffice to say' and I've never heard my buddies say that shit either.
Thats because you are an ignorant lout.

Tahoe
12-19-2008, 11:26 PM
Fuck you, you dumb cock suckin fag

bukdow
12-20-2008, 09:08 AM
Fuck you, you dumb cock suckin fag
from the guy driving a gmc tahoe. it is a tahoe, isn`t it tahoe?

Wilfredo Ledezma
12-20-2008, 11:51 AM
bukdow, why did you put a period at the end of your sentence but didn`t capitalize the 'F' in from?

Hermy
12-20-2008, 12:24 PM
bukdow, why did you put a period at the end of your sentence but didn`t capitalize the 'F' in from?

Caps symbolize respect.

bukdow
12-20-2008, 04:24 PM
bukdow, why did you put a period at the end of your sentence but didn`t capitalize the 'F' in from?
You can`t do everything. For the record, I respect Tahoe, I just think he is an idiot.

Tahoe
12-20-2008, 04:27 PM
You can`t do everything. For the record, I respect Tahoe, I just think he is an idiot.

That doesn't sting one bit coming from you.

Timone
12-20-2008, 06:19 PM
You can`t do everything. For the record, I respect Tahoe, I just think he is an idiot.

How can you respect somebody who doesn't even know what the PNAC is or who Norman Podhoretz is?

bukdow
12-20-2008, 11:24 PM
How can you respect somebody who doesn't even know what the PNAC is or who Norman Podhoretz is?
God Damn it, LDB! Just when I was trying to be kinder and gentler you have to crash the spoonfest with reason and substance. You are right, another Amuricahn dumbass riding around in his ego deserves no respect. Tahoe, get your fucking head out of your ass and learn another language and incorporate the other-cultural respect such an experience manifests in one or ship your ass off to Iraq with the rest of the fucking overly advertised to retards.

Wilfredo Ledezma
12-21-2008, 12:22 AM
bukdow, do you battle anxiety?

May I suggest Adderall.

Timone
12-21-2008, 12:25 AM
bukdow, do you battle anxiety?

May I suggest Adderall.

I doubt it. I do though.

I'll give it a try. Thanks!

bukdow
12-21-2008, 11:53 AM
bukdow, do you battle anxiety?

May I suggest Adderall.
Not at all.

Glenn
12-21-2008, 08:26 PM
Caps symbolize respect.

Yes, bukdow disrespekts grammer.

Timone
12-24-2008, 04:14 PM
The People's University 31, UGA 29

http://www.x-entertainment.com/kool-aid/reviews/kickin_kiwi-lime/2.jpg

Timone
01-02-2012, 12:49 PM
MSU is going to beat UGA on 1/2/2012. Yes, I have had a few Red Stripes today while splitting wood, but it came to me when the maul hit the wedge, MSU 38 UGA 34.

DrRay11
01-02-2012, 12:50 PM
it came to me when the maul hit the wedge.

Timone
01-02-2012, 01:03 PM
Tirico, Gruden and MSU football. Good lord I'm going to hurl.

Vinny
01-02-2012, 01:03 PM
So great.

Timone
01-02-2012, 01:08 PM
This might be the first time I've actually seen this Jenn Brown chick. Not bad.

What can Brown do for me? Well....

Timone
01-02-2012, 01:14 PM
Why the fuck would you throw a bubble screen in the endzone? Retarted.

Glenn
01-02-2012, 02:16 PM
Trying to decide if I want to watch this or push out a preemie bm instead.


bm.

Vinny
01-02-2012, 03:24 PM
Don't look now!

DrRay11
01-02-2012, 03:43 PM
don't look ever.

DrRay11
01-02-2012, 03:49 PM
don't look ever.

cogent.

Vinny
01-02-2012, 04:01 PM
Keith Nichol!

Timone
01-02-2012, 05:12 PM
Gotta hit up a Rose Bowl before I die. Such an awesome scene every time.

Timone
01-02-2012, 05:14 PM
Should have listened to me, you fuckers.

mercury
01-02-2012, 06:04 PM
Great game!

Glenn
01-20-2012, 05:32 PM
I thought this thread title would serve as a good caption for this photo/situation...

http://mobile.mlive.com/advannarbor/db_/contentdetail.htm?contentguid=50wAiIZN&full=true#display

Glenn
03-04-2012, 06:44 PM
This seems like it would be a good time to troll twitter via #MSU, unfortunately, "I don't have the time" .

Glenn
03-04-2012, 06:48 PM
THIS LOSS WILL ONLY MAKE THEM STRONGER

Timone
03-05-2012, 12:02 PM
Going to try my best to find the GIF of Izzo punching the clipboard.