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You put "don't die" in the title, so I assumed the black guy was going to die first, since that is the way of the world.
Imagine my surprise when the black guy did not die, but won this athletic competition.

LOL@ the guy ripping his shirt off. Clearly that was holding him back.

Yeah, who would have ever thought that a black dude would be more athletic than a bunch of Japanese homos?