the game IS sold out, so the blackout will not be in effect for the metro-area...

Jim Nantz & Phil Simms calling the game...

GOOOOOOOOOOO LIONSSSSSSSS!!!


http://d.yimg.com/a/p/sp/getty/fb/fullj.7bde792d618ef8808d6a5e29a9b45768/7bde792d618ef8808d6a5e29a9b45768-getty-81706838cp002_tampa_bay_buc.jpg

NOOOOOOOOOOO LIONSSSSSSSS!!!

Culpepper is fat. Did he work out once while he was in retirement?

Ha, I was thinking the same MoTown. Look at that blubber.

Imagine being him and thinking, "Well, I'm done, might as well enjoy some food".

And then the Lions call and offer you a multi-year contract.

^ I'm glad they did. Cuz if Jr has any say in who will be our next GM, he will want them fired for this blunder.

:re Titans vs Lions

This should be a good one

Can we change this to "Thanksgiving Day Massacre"

kthxbai

Seahawks are goin down!!



wrong thread?

Can we change this to "Thanksgiving Day Massacre"

kthxbai

KStat took Hermy's Xbox because auto industry?

KStat took Hermy's Xbox because auto industry?

:cogent:

http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/8848864/Week-13-Cheat-Sheet:-Lions'-historic-run-ignored



Before you moan and groan about having to sit through a Titans-Lions blowout on Thanksgiving afternoon, take a bit of time to be thankful.


After all, you have it easy.


You only have to watch the Lions once this entire season. Sure, it might make your turkey go down a little rougher, and yes, it may force you to watch a Real Housewives of Orange County marathon on Thursday instead, but have a heart.

I mean — imagine being an actual Lions fan.
Yikes.

Ouch...


I was talking to my dad and I said "Have you heard who our backup quarterback is today?"

His response, "Don't say 'our', I don't want to be lumped in with them!"

I feel that's fair.

Is your dad a WTF regular? Seems like he would fit in here.

LOL

1:30 in and the game is 100% over.

Second play of the game, fumble. Clear fumble yet we challenge anyway and waste a challenge/timeout.

Third play of the game, Bullocks has a clear tackle another defender runs into him and takes him out of the play, giving them an extra 10-15 yards.

Fourth play, touchdown because the entire defense took FUCKING HORRIBLE angles to the ball.

Oh yeah, this is going to be a good one.

Is your dad a WTF regular? Seems like he would fit in here.
If he knew how to use a computer he would be.

At least we have Jason Hanson. Just tied the record for most 50+ yard field goals in NFL history. The only bright spot in our franchise.

Calvin needs to lose his case of the dropsies real fucking quick if he's ever going to turn into a dominante receiver in the NFL!

That's all we got, two godamn picks?

LOL

Titans have first and 15 from their own 8. How much you want to bet they still score?

SHAUN CODY LIVES! Nice stache gay man.

Once Again:

LOL

We need to start running the ball every down to kill the clock. Only way we don't lose by 40+.

13 YARD PUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!

HEre's a Thanksgiving drinking game: Drink every time Jim Nantz says "Wide Open" or "Untouched".

You get a nice two minute break every time the Lions get the ball but otherwise you'll be pretty sauced up by halftime.

LOL@ that sequence. Call a time out, get a delay of game after that, punt 13 yards.

Amazing. Chris Johnson hasn't even been touched yet.

HEre's a Thanksgiving drinking game: Drink every time Jim Nantz says "Wide Open" or "Untouched".

You get a nice two minute break every time the Lions get the ball but otherwise you'll be pretty sauced up by halftime.

You could take a drink everytime the OL manages to block 6 on 4 and you'd be stone cold sober.

Come on now, nobody should be watching a Lions game sober.

God awful.

New game: What crazy records will the Titans look to break in the second half?

I'm going to go with "First team to get 2 + Rushing TDs from 4 different players".

Who the hell is John Standiford?

I'm betting this keeps us on pace for the worst defense ever in NFL history.

I know we have the worst yards per carry allowed and the worst QB rating (they mentioned that one today).

What a joke...

Goodell needs to intervene. This isn't how the NFL works.

He needs to call the Fords and say "This is your new GM, this is your new personnel director, these men will be picking your new head coach and you will have no say in any of this"

Who the fuck is this douchebag? (No offense, LD)

I really thought the Lions first half was the worst thing I'd ever seen. Then came the halftime show. WTF? People listen to this shit?

Those people aren't really playing those instruments. They're not even pretending very well.

Calvin's done with us. His body language after that last Culpepper under-throw said a lot. He can't wait till he's a free agent now.

Thoughts so far:

Has anyone else noticed that all their big passes have been on Fisher?

We need an offensive line. Badly. Very badly.

Culpepper has no accuracy. He's still got a lot of arm strength, he's bombed a few balls, but he's got zero accuracy. Maybe getting some more time, learning to plays a little better, getting in shape, and having more time to make his reads would help, but he just hasn't looked good at all.

Haynesworth just tossed Casey Fitzsimmons out of the way one handed like a rag doll.

Cason had a pretty good hole to run through before Haynesworth said "uh-uh little man" and tossed Fitzsimmons asside and crushed Cason.

That reminds me, where's Rudi today? I haven't seen him at all but I didn't notice his name in with the injuries.

It did look like a catch to me, but I'm pretty sure the refs were just like "Come on Bob, let's just give 'em this one."

And fuck you Fisher for challenging.

And that was actually a pretty good ball from Henson.

Just got back from the game. No comment on that torture. The doughnut that won the $1 off Dunkin Donuts race got the loudest applause during the whole game. I didn't know of the dude that sang the half-time show but no one was paying attention during his two songs.

And what's with the playing loud music before the kickoff right up until they kick the ball? When did they start doing that? Do they just know that nobody's going to cheer that anymore?

My favorite shirts:

1. Three hot girls wore Lions replica jerseys with the Lion upside down and an 0-16 on the back.

2. One guy had a Scott Mitchell jersey and under Mitchell's name he had written in big black letter every other QB since, in order.

3. A Los Angeles Lions t-shirt.

Who is the NFL MVP?

A. Albert Haynesworth
B. Albert Haynesworth
C. Albert Haynesworth

Now he may be a damn good player, but blowing up the Lions does not make you NFL MVP. He may very well deserve that title, I don't know, but lots of guys have done that to us this year.

The entire DL spent half the day in our backfield. This hast to be the worst OL in the league by far.