Gusman, one of the main perks of being a member of WTF is the random rants we get to witness from a drunk/high/lovesick gusman. We have been deprived of this perk for well over 6 months now, and that needs to change. Because of that, I'm giving you a mission over the course of the next weekend:

Step one:
Go out and purchase a half gallon of the alcohol of your choice. Then go out to a party with the girl that you are currently targeting. Make sure you consume as much of that alcohol as possible while not passing out, and share as much of it as you can with her. Laugh, gossip, have a good time.

Step two:
Do whatever it takes to tap that. This is the moment of truth, do whatever you can to have [consensual] intercourse with this girl. No matter the outcome, I want you to come back to this thread (preferably still drunk) and type out exactly what happened throughout the course of the night. I have no doubt it will be worthy of reading.

Step three:
Go into the NBA forum and create a thread of the first thought that comes into your mind. Step three is essential. I don't care if the thread is about Nike vs. Adidas, David Stern or neck tattoos, just start a thread.



That is all. Make this one count, gus.

There are several things to consider here.

1. About a month in a half ago I went golfing with my buddies and tried to drink a fifth of rum and in the process almost killed myself. I am almost scared to drink beyond a certain point now.

2. I went on the atkins diet about 4 months ago because I was getting out of control with myself. Therefore the lack of all around drinking.

I have no definite plans for this weekend so I will keep my eyes open and my oppurtunities vast. Worst comes to worse I will go to windsor, get smashed and buy a hooker.

I like your idea

POIDH

This is the kind of news I like to hear. Go for it.

Don't kill yourself drinking, though. Then we would never get any stories...

Are the hookers in Windsor just like the hookers in Detroit "only cleaner"?

Gus,

Just don't try and be a hero.

Glenn's on top of this, way to keep him on his toes before his pivotal moment. Wait, is that you trying to be a hero Glenn?!

I'm a little disappointed, gusman.


Wednesday night sounds like a good night to fulfill your mission.

Are the hookers in Windsor just like the hookers in Detroit "only cleaner"?

The hookers in Windsor are just like the hookers in Detroit only whiter.

Yeah for sure wednesday. I am going out bar hopping, should be a fun night. The escorts in windsor are government regulated, so they say.

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