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MoTown
11-13-2008, 03:10 PM
Crank That - Soulja Boy

Jesus Shuttlesworth
11-13-2008, 03:18 PM
Wham - Wake me up before you go go

Glenn
11-13-2008, 03:21 PM
Anything by INXS or RHCP

MoTown
11-13-2008, 03:24 PM
The fucking Chicken Dance

Jesus Shuttlesworth
11-13-2008, 03:25 PM
RHCP

blasphemy.

Also, anything by the Black Eyed Peas or Fergie

Glenn
11-13-2008, 03:28 PM
Spandau Ballet
That "Walking in Memphis" song by Marc Cohn
A lot of Pearl Jam stuff that got overplayed
Brown Eyed Girl
Hey there, Delilah

Vinny
11-13-2008, 03:31 PM
Hey there, Delilah

And now its bastard offspring, "She's a Na-TUR-al...WHOA!!!!!!!!....NATURAL DISASTER!"

Shoot yourselves.

DE
11-13-2008, 03:32 PM
That "Say What You Mean to Say" song. He must repeat that line at least 100 times.

Vinny
11-13-2008, 03:34 PM
Also, "If I had a million dollars".....I'd fucking hire somone to kill the goddamned Barenaked Ladies.

Wizzle
11-13-2008, 03:37 PM
anything by Beyonce or the like

my wife had on the country music awards last night and I can safely add anything that was played on there

DrRay11
11-13-2008, 04:19 PM
anything by Beyonce or the like

my wife had on the country music awards last night and I can safely add anything that was played on there

LOL! :cogent:

MoTown
11-14-2008, 09:14 AM
Hoobastank - The Reason


I have never wanted to kick someone's ass for singing a song, but after hearing that whiney bitch sing for an entire 4 minutes, evil thoughts crossed my mind.

Big Swami
11-14-2008, 10:51 AM
Any country music made after 1988

Glenn
11-14-2008, 10:53 AM
Any country music made after 1988

So true.

And I'll also include 75% of all country made before 1988.

MoTown
11-14-2008, 10:58 AM
Is Cotton Eye Joe considered a country song?

Uncle Mxy
11-14-2008, 10:58 AM
Doesn't Michael Jackoff punch himself in the junk to hit them high notes?

Tahoe
11-14-2008, 12:09 PM
Doesn't Michael Jackoff punch himself in the junk to hit them high notes?

I'm not convinced it'd help

ATLIONS FAN
11-14-2008, 03:09 PM
anything by maroon 5

Glenn
11-14-2008, 03:43 PM
anything by maroon 5

I seriously almost made the same post this morning, but I felt bad not knowing the name of a specific song to post.

MoTown
11-14-2008, 03:55 PM
It's about time you posted, ATLions Fan. Welcome.

ATLIONS FAN
11-14-2008, 03:57 PM
ty ty, got anything to drink around here? should I take my shoes off on the carpet?

Jesus Shuttlesworth
11-14-2008, 04:01 PM
ty ty, got anything to drink around here? should I take my shoes off on the carpet?

Holy hell...its ATL

ATLIONS FAN
11-14-2008, 04:02 PM
lol. what up frosh?

how the fuck do you post an avatar? Is this site complicated or am I just retarded?

Jesus Shuttlesworth
11-14-2008, 04:06 PM
You might be retarded, lol.

Click on Private Messages in the top right. All the settings are in there.

ATLIONS FAN
11-14-2008, 04:07 PM
ty sir

Jesus Shuttlesworth
11-14-2008, 04:10 PM
lol @ westy mobile

D's Nuts
11-15-2008, 10:23 PM
Mambo #5

Cheeseburger in Paradise

Macerana

Anything made by people not old enough to vote.

Vinny
11-16-2008, 04:41 AM
"My name is Staceeeeyyyy! That's not my name! That's not my name!" BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH FUCK YOU

Uncle Mxy
11-16-2008, 07:16 PM
"My name is Staceeeeyyyy! That's not my name! That's not my name!" BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH FUCK YOU
:cogent:

Fool
11-19-2008, 11:13 AM
Mambo #5

Cheeseburger in Paradise

Macerana

Anything made by people not old enough to vote.

Criss Cross is gonna fuck you up.

Fool
11-19-2008, 11:15 AM
Also,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12Z6pWhM6TA
12Z6pWhM6TA

DE
11-27-2008, 04:32 PM
The Lions fight song; I hated it as a kid and I hate it even more today. I especially hate it when they play it after a field goal that has the Lions losing by 84 points.

Vinny
11-27-2008, 07:53 PM
Me and my friends found it a whole lot more entertaining after we decided to pretend that the guy singing it was a long retired and broke Robert Porcher, his fortune squandered by greedy agents and his mind addled by years of concussions from his playing days.

"And down the field, blah blah....a Lions VICTORY!"

YEAH ROBERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


*(Don't try and make sense of it, you really can't...)

Zekyl
11-29-2008, 01:52 PM
*(Don't try and make sense of it, you really can't...)
Don't try and be a hero Vinny.

Timone
12-17-2008, 03:54 PM
Bodies by Drowning Pool

MoTown
12-17-2008, 03:57 PM
Good call.

Anything by Beyonce. ANYTHING.

Timone
12-17-2008, 04:05 PM
Disturbed - Down with the Sickness
Van Halen - Jump
Biggie - Hypnotized

Timone
12-17-2008, 04:05 PM
EVERY NICKELBACK SONG

MOLA1
12-17-2008, 04:19 PM
Savage Garden - Truly Madly Deeply


Worst song in the history of everything.

Timone
12-21-2008, 08:17 PM
The opening song to Sunday Night Football with that Faith Hill chick.

Tahoe
12-21-2008, 08:20 PM
The wife and I were just ripping on her...or Football Night in Russia for hiring her.

Timone
12-21-2008, 08:21 PM
ALL RIGHT SUNDAY NIGHT

Glenn
01-16-2009, 03:25 PM
I may have already posted this, but it bears repeating.

Anything by 311.

Timone
01-16-2009, 03:26 PM
Glad you bumped this thread Glenn, I was about to go look for it.

Journey - Don't Stop Believing

Glenn
01-16-2009, 03:29 PM
That song "Cumbersome" from about 10 years ago.

I could kill a man if I was forced to listen to that one.

Timone
01-16-2009, 03:29 PM
Eye of the Tiger

I win, lock the thread.

Timone
01-16-2009, 03:33 PM
Black Hole Sun. I am a big Soundgarden fan, but that song is a piece of shit.

Also, Walk by Pantera. Again, big fan, but the song is retarded.

Vinny
01-16-2009, 04:14 PM
Yeah, fuck that Journey song.

Timone
01-30-2009, 11:47 AM
Any Counting Crows song.

Fool
01-30-2009, 12:02 PM
Fuck you.

Actually, anything off their last two albums is shit. Their first 3 albums were great though.

Timone
01-30-2009, 12:10 PM
"Are You Gonna Be My Girl" by Jet

Actually, let's stick with the current theme, and say anything by Jet. Jet sucks.

DrRay11
01-30-2009, 12:34 PM
Couldn't agree more, LDB. Couldn't agree more.

Uncle Mxy
01-31-2009, 10:39 PM
Bahbwa Streisand set to muzak

Glenn
02-04-2009, 10:29 AM
Wild Wild West - The Escape Club

Although I enjoy all of their other hits.

Glenn
02-05-2009, 11:54 AM
Not a song, per se, but listening to John Thompson II do commentary is pretty irritating.

Timone
02-21-2009, 08:15 PM
Let It Rock, with or without Lil Wayne.

Darth Thanatos
02-22-2009, 11:48 AM
^I like that song.

Glenn
11-03-2009, 12:42 PM
Anything by The Offspring, specifically any song when the singer says "ya ya ya ya ya"

Timone
11-03-2009, 12:44 PM
Anything by Bush.

Basically most of what's on the WRIF.

Timone
11-03-2009, 12:49 PM
That one Green Day that was all over the place, 21 Guns or whatever.

Anything by Kid Rock (sorry, MOLA).

Hermy
11-03-2009, 01:12 PM
Anything by The Offspring, specifically any song when the singer says "ya ya ya ya ya"


Ignition was a good album.

mercury
11-03-2009, 02:40 PM
Please try to find anything more annoying than Plain White T's 1 2 3 4
Instant gag reflex

Timone
11-03-2009, 02:44 PM
Songs that do not make me want to punch myself in the junk: anything by Robin Trower.

mercury
11-03-2009, 03:25 PM
Songs that do not make me want to punch myself in the junk: anything by Robin Trower.
Well played

DennyMcLain
11-03-2009, 05:18 PM
Does Creed count as real music?

Shoopy
11-04-2009, 11:38 PM
That one Hannah Montana song about mountains. Heard it at least three times a day on the radio during my last summer job.

I did not have station-changing privilege.

Pharaoh
11-05-2009, 08:03 AM
Would that be The Climb?

Now that I think about it anything by Miley Cyrus or Billy Ray Cyrus (maybe even Cyrus the Virus) makes me wanna kill.

DrRay11
11-05-2009, 12:18 PM
Does Creed count as real music?

I've always actually liked Mark Tremonti's riffs... Scott Stapp, on the other hand... lol.

Timone
11-05-2009, 12:45 PM
Creed is hilarious.

Glenn
01-22-2011, 03:16 PM
Anything by "Owl City".

Timone
01-22-2011, 03:47 PM
"Don't Stop Believing" is still tops for me.

Uncle Mxy
01-23-2011, 08:14 AM
"Don't Stop Believing" is still tops for me.

I take it you weren't born and raised in south Detroit? :)

Timone
06-17-2011, 09:48 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3pltmw6cmI

Glenn
06-17-2011, 09:52 AM
Have a co-worker that is a huge fan and just saw him in concert in GR a month ago or so. Says she couldn't believe that there were so few people there, that he's about to be huge megastar or something.

Timone
06-17-2011, 09:53 AM
THE SONG DOESN'T PISS ME OFF NEARLY AS MUCH WHEN IT ISN'T IN THE COMMERCIAL WITH THE DOG

Slophyboype
06-23-2011, 03:41 AM
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Glenn
06-23-2011, 06:08 AM
Why you motherfucker.

lospistones
06-23-2011, 09:51 AM
Anything by Rihanna.

Timone
09-13-2013, 01:48 PM
THE JOKER BY STEVE MILLER BAND

DrRay11
09-13-2013, 01:59 PM
Anything by DMB

MoTown
09-13-2013, 02:18 PM
That "Now you're just somebody that I used to know" song. Dear Lord that's terrible.

On the plus side, if I'm just by chance on my way to a fist fight, the rage I get while hearing that song should push me to victory...

Vinny
09-13-2013, 04:22 PM
Anything by DMB

Timone
03-08-2014, 06:42 PM
BLURRED LINES

Timone
02-17-2015, 11:59 PM
Meghan Trainor

Glenn
03-19-2015, 11:00 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIh2xe4jnpk

Timone
08-21-2015, 02:52 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjW8wmF5VWc

Tahoe
08-21-2015, 03:06 PM
^ omg.

Timone
08-21-2015, 03:40 PM
^ omg.

Did you punch yourself in the balls too?

Glenn
08-13-2018, 01:26 PM
The worst.

It's used it basically every commercial, too.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y66j_BUCBMY

Timone
08-13-2018, 01:41 PM
I haven't even clicked on it yet and I'm already annoyed

Timone
08-13-2018, 01:42 PM
Fuck, my ears may never recover

Glenn
08-13-2018, 01:48 PM
I don't go to weddings, but I picture myself getting particularly irritated when this plays.

Glenn
08-22-2018, 07:43 PM
The worst.

It's used it basically every commercial, too.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y66j_BUCBMY

:bump:

Mr. Oobir
08-22-2018, 08:56 PM
I swear that sounds like it was written and performed by aliens whose only interaction with humanity came in the form of Excel spreadsheets. Hate hearing it on TV.

Timone
08-22-2018, 09:05 PM
Do we have a : punchingselfinjunk: emoji?

Vinny
08-23-2018, 01:22 AM
I swear that sounds like it was written and performed by aliens whose only interaction with humanity came in the form of Excel spreadsheets. Hate hearing it on TV.

this

Glenn
08-23-2018, 08:16 AM
The real mind blowing part is that I always thought that was steel drums, but it’s a banjo!

Glenn
08-23-2018, 08:17 AM
And this is also much worse for me because I live near Gun Lake Casino and they’ve been using it in all of their ads for over a year now too.