MoTown
11-13-2008, 03:10 PM
Crank That - Soulja Boy
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View Full Version : Songs that make you want to punch yourself in the junk MoTown 11-13-2008, 03:10 PM Crank That - Soulja Boy Jesus Shuttlesworth 11-13-2008, 03:18 PM Wham - Wake me up before you go go Glenn 11-13-2008, 03:21 PM Anything by INXS or RHCP MoTown 11-13-2008, 03:24 PM The fucking Chicken Dance Jesus Shuttlesworth 11-13-2008, 03:25 PM RHCP blasphemy. Also, anything by the Black Eyed Peas or Fergie Glenn 11-13-2008, 03:28 PM Spandau Ballet That "Walking in Memphis" song by Marc Cohn A lot of Pearl Jam stuff that got overplayed Brown Eyed Girl Hey there, Delilah Vinny 11-13-2008, 03:31 PM Hey there, Delilah And now its bastard offspring, "She's a Na-TUR-al...WHOA!!!!!!!!....NATURAL DISASTER!" Shoot yourselves. DE 11-13-2008, 03:32 PM That "Say What You Mean to Say" song. He must repeat that line at least 100 times. Vinny 11-13-2008, 03:34 PM Also, "If I had a million dollars".....I'd fucking hire somone to kill the goddamned Barenaked Ladies. Wizzle 11-13-2008, 03:37 PM anything by Beyonce or the like my wife had on the country music awards last night and I can safely add anything that was played on there DrRay11 11-13-2008, 04:19 PM anything by Beyonce or the like my wife had on the country music awards last night and I can safely add anything that was played on there LOL! :cogent: MoTown 11-14-2008, 09:14 AM Hoobastank - The Reason I have never wanted to kick someone's ass for singing a song, but after hearing that whiney bitch sing for an entire 4 minutes, evil thoughts crossed my mind. Big Swami 11-14-2008, 10:51 AM Any country music made after 1988 Glenn 11-14-2008, 10:53 AM Any country music made after 1988 So true. And I'll also include 75% of all country made before 1988. MoTown 11-14-2008, 10:58 AM Is Cotton Eye Joe considered a country song? Uncle Mxy 11-14-2008, 10:58 AM Doesn't Michael Jackoff punch himself in the junk to hit them high notes? Tahoe 11-14-2008, 12:09 PM Doesn't Michael Jackoff punch himself in the junk to hit them high notes? I'm not convinced it'd help ATLIONS FAN 11-14-2008, 03:09 PM anything by maroon 5 Glenn 11-14-2008, 03:43 PM anything by maroon 5 I seriously almost made the same post this morning, but I felt bad not knowing the name of a specific song to post. MoTown 11-14-2008, 03:55 PM It's about time you posted, ATLions Fan. Welcome. ATLIONS FAN 11-14-2008, 03:57 PM ty ty, got anything to drink around here? should I take my shoes off on the carpet? Jesus Shuttlesworth 11-14-2008, 04:01 PM ty ty, got anything to drink around here? should I take my shoes off on the carpet? Holy hell...its ATL ATLIONS FAN 11-14-2008, 04:02 PM lol. what up frosh? how the fuck do you post an avatar? Is this site complicated or am I just retarded? Jesus Shuttlesworth 11-14-2008, 04:06 PM You might be retarded, lol. Click on Private Messages in the top right. All the settings are in there. ATLIONS FAN 11-14-2008, 04:07 PM ty sir Jesus Shuttlesworth 11-14-2008, 04:10 PM lol @ westy mobile D's Nuts 11-15-2008, 10:23 PM Mambo #5 Cheeseburger in Paradise Macerana Anything made by people not old enough to vote. Vinny 11-16-2008, 04:41 AM "My name is Staceeeeyyyy! That's not my name! That's not my name!" BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH FUCK YOU Uncle Mxy 11-16-2008, 07:16 PM "My name is Staceeeeyyyy! That's not my name! That's not my name!" BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH FUCK YOU :cogent: Fool 11-19-2008, 11:13 AM Mambo #5 Cheeseburger in Paradise Macerana Anything made by people not old enough to vote. Criss Cross is gonna fuck you up. Fool 11-19-2008, 11:15 AM Also, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12Z6pWhM6TA 12Z6pWhM6TA DE 11-27-2008, 04:32 PM The Lions fight song; I hated it as a kid and I hate it even more today. I especially hate it when they play it after a field goal that has the Lions losing by 84 points. Vinny 11-27-2008, 07:53 PM Me and my friends found it a whole lot more entertaining after we decided to pretend that the guy singing it was a long retired and broke Robert Porcher, his fortune squandered by greedy agents and his mind addled by years of concussions from his playing days. "And down the field, blah blah....a Lions VICTORY!" YEAH ROBERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *(Don't try and make sense of it, you really can't...) Zekyl 11-29-2008, 01:52 PM *(Don't try and make sense of it, you really can't...) Don't try and be a hero Vinny. Timone 12-17-2008, 03:54 PM Bodies by Drowning Pool MoTown 12-17-2008, 03:57 PM Good call. Anything by Beyonce. ANYTHING. Timone 12-17-2008, 04:05 PM Disturbed - Down with the Sickness Van Halen - Jump Biggie - Hypnotized Timone 12-17-2008, 04:05 PM EVERY NICKELBACK SONG MOLA1 12-17-2008, 04:19 PM Savage Garden - Truly Madly Deeply Worst song in the history of everything. Timone 12-21-2008, 08:17 PM The opening song to Sunday Night Football with that Faith Hill chick. Tahoe 12-21-2008, 08:20 PM The wife and I were just ripping on her...or Football Night in Russia for hiring her. Timone 12-21-2008, 08:21 PM ALL RIGHT SUNDAY NIGHT Glenn 01-16-2009, 03:25 PM I may have already posted this, but it bears repeating. Anything by 311. Timone 01-16-2009, 03:26 PM Glad you bumped this thread Glenn, I was about to go look for it. Journey - Don't Stop Believing Glenn 01-16-2009, 03:29 PM That song "Cumbersome" from about 10 years ago. I could kill a man if I was forced to listen to that one. Timone 01-16-2009, 03:29 PM Eye of the Tiger I win, lock the thread. Timone 01-16-2009, 03:33 PM Black Hole Sun. I am a big Soundgarden fan, but that song is a piece of shit. Also, Walk by Pantera. Again, big fan, but the song is retarded. Vinny 01-16-2009, 04:14 PM Yeah, fuck that Journey song. Timone 01-30-2009, 11:47 AM Any Counting Crows song. Fool 01-30-2009, 12:02 PM Fuck you. Actually, anything off their last two albums is shit. Their first 3 albums were great though. Timone 01-30-2009, 12:10 PM "Are You Gonna Be My Girl" by Jet Actually, let's stick with the current theme, and say anything by Jet. Jet sucks. DrRay11 01-30-2009, 12:34 PM Couldn't agree more, LDB. Couldn't agree more. Uncle Mxy 01-31-2009, 10:39 PM Bahbwa Streisand set to muzak Glenn 02-04-2009, 10:29 AM Wild Wild West - The Escape Club Although I enjoy all of their other hits. Glenn 02-05-2009, 11:54 AM Not a song, per se, but listening to John Thompson II do commentary is pretty irritating. Timone 02-21-2009, 08:15 PM Let It Rock, with or without Lil Wayne. Darth Thanatos 02-22-2009, 11:48 AM ^I like that song. Glenn 11-03-2009, 12:42 PM Anything by The Offspring, specifically any song when the singer says "ya ya ya ya ya" Timone 11-03-2009, 12:44 PM Anything by Bush. Basically most of what's on the WRIF. Timone 11-03-2009, 12:49 PM That one Green Day that was all over the place, 21 Guns or whatever. Anything by Kid Rock (sorry, MOLA). Hermy 11-03-2009, 01:12 PM Anything by The Offspring, specifically any song when the singer says "ya ya ya ya ya" Ignition was a good album. mercury 11-03-2009, 02:40 PM Please try to find anything more annoying than Plain White T's 1 2 3 4 Instant gag reflex Timone 11-03-2009, 02:44 PM Songs that do not make me want to punch myself in the junk: anything by Robin Trower. mercury 11-03-2009, 03:25 PM Songs that do not make me want to punch myself in the junk: anything by Robin Trower. Well played DennyMcLain 11-03-2009, 05:18 PM Does Creed count as real music? Shoopy 11-04-2009, 11:38 PM That one Hannah Montana song about mountains. Heard it at least three times a day on the radio during my last summer job. I did not have station-changing privilege. Pharaoh 11-05-2009, 08:03 AM Would that be The Climb? Now that I think about it anything by Miley Cyrus or Billy Ray Cyrus (maybe even Cyrus the Virus) makes me wanna kill. DrRay11 11-05-2009, 12:18 PM Does Creed count as real music? I've always actually liked Mark Tremonti's riffs... Scott Stapp, on the other hand... lol. Timone 11-05-2009, 12:45 PM Creed is hilarious. Glenn 01-22-2011, 03:16 PM Anything by "Owl City". Timone 01-22-2011, 03:47 PM "Don't Stop Believing" is still tops for me. Uncle Mxy 01-23-2011, 08:14 AM "Don't Stop Believing" is still tops for me. I take it you weren't born and raised in south Detroit? :) Timone 06-17-2011, 09:48 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3pltmw6cmI Glenn 06-17-2011, 09:52 AM Have a co-worker that is a huge fan and just saw him in concert in GR a month ago or so. Says she couldn't believe that there were so few people there, that he's about to be huge megastar or something. Timone 06-17-2011, 09:53 AM THE SONG DOESN'T PISS ME OFF NEARLY AS MUCH WHEN IT ISN'T IN THE COMMERCIAL WITH THE DOG Slophyboype 06-23-2011, 03:41 AM oczyszczalnie ścieków (http://oczyszczalnie-sciekow.malopolska.pl) Glenn 06-23-2011, 06:08 AM Why you motherfucker. lospistones 06-23-2011, 09:51 AM Anything by Rihanna. Timone 09-13-2013, 01:48 PM THE JOKER BY STEVE MILLER BAND DrRay11 09-13-2013, 01:59 PM Anything by DMB MoTown 09-13-2013, 02:18 PM That "Now you're just somebody that I used to know" song. Dear Lord that's terrible. On the plus side, if I'm just by chance on my way to a fist fight, the rage I get while hearing that song should push me to victory... Vinny 09-13-2013, 04:22 PM Anything by DMB Timone 03-08-2014, 06:42 PM BLURRED LINES Timone 02-17-2015, 11:59 PM Meghan Trainor Glenn 03-19-2015, 11:00 AM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIh2xe4jnpk Timone 08-21-2015, 02:52 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjW8wmF5VWc Tahoe 08-21-2015, 03:06 PM ^ omg. Timone 08-21-2015, 03:40 PM ^ omg. Did you punch yourself in the balls too? Glenn 08-13-2018, 01:26 PM The worst. It's used it basically every commercial, too. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y66j_BUCBMY Timone 08-13-2018, 01:41 PM I haven't even clicked on it yet and I'm already annoyed Timone 08-13-2018, 01:42 PM Fuck, my ears may never recover Glenn 08-13-2018, 01:48 PM I don't go to weddings, but I picture myself getting particularly irritated when this plays. Glenn 08-22-2018, 07:43 PM The worst. It's used it basically every commercial, too. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y66j_BUCBMY :bump: Mr. Oobir 08-22-2018, 08:56 PM I swear that sounds like it was written and performed by aliens whose only interaction with humanity came in the form of Excel spreadsheets. Hate hearing it on TV. Timone 08-22-2018, 09:05 PM Do we have a : punchingselfinjunk: emoji? Vinny 08-23-2018, 01:22 AM I swear that sounds like it was written and performed by aliens whose only interaction with humanity came in the form of Excel spreadsheets. Hate hearing it on TV. this Glenn 08-23-2018, 08:16 AM The real mind blowing part is that I always thought that was steel drums, but it’s a banjo! Glenn 08-23-2018, 08:17 AM And this is also much worse for me because I live near Gun Lake Casino and they’ve been using it in all of their ads for over a year now too. |
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