Discuss.

They're frauds, just like all things from Minnesota.

Jesse Ventura disagrees.

http://espn.go.com/moresports/2000/1116/photo/s_ventura_i.jpg

We're 1-5 right now, having lost 5 in a row. Once Foye gets off his ass, we'll have a solid chance at making some good progress this season. Jefferson is a beast.

We're going to be a force next year.

Interesting point of fact, did you know that Randy Foye has situs inversus (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Situs_inversus)?

I'd rather talk about how OJ Mayo will be league mvp within 4 years

^truth

I'd rather talk about how OJ Mayo will be league mvp within 4 years
This is the thread for the Mayo Clinic... is that close enough for you?

http://www.waikiki-islanders.com/assets/round-turd-big.jpg

^that's pretty graphic

The arrow was necessary.

Poop is disgusting and hilarious at the same time. There's nothing else that makes me want to vomit and laugh at the same time. Maybe Winehouse. But those two are it.

Disgraceful, Mo. Just disgraceful.

Minnesota>Cleveland.

Don't hate.

who is this twin cities?

who is this twin cities?

That is the question, isn't it?

who is this twin cities?

Whoever he is, I'm sure he's got major beef with Vinny and Glenn.

Al Jefferson Rules, Eh, don't you know?

Just to clarify: Minnesota is not Canada.

Just to clarify: Minnesota is not Canada.

No, but you can see it from your front porch.

I think I'm going to have to give everyone on this board a geography lesson. Detroit is closer to Canada then the Twin Cities are.

I expect that kind of ignorance from a dirty Coloradan.

Eh, back off, hoser!

This has gone on long enough.

I think I'm going to have to give everyone on this board a geography lesson. Detroit is closer to Canada then the Twin Cities are.

I expect that kind of ignorance from a dirty Coloradan.

A geography lesson for you...

Not all Piston fans live in the city of Detroit. In fact the Pistons don't even play in Detroit. Not all people in Minnesota live in the Twin Cities.

This has gone on long enough.

If Swami is unhappy, I'm unhappy. Time to try some new crazy schtick.

Does anyone else on here, besides me absolutely hate Kevin Love? I disliked him from his time at UCLA. I really don't get the obsession with him in the eyes of NBA scouts. All they ever talk about is his "outlet passing". Who gives a flying crap if he can make an outlet pass, they make him sound like he is the next coming of Magic Johnson. He is overweight and all he ever does around the rim is pump fake 3 or 4 times to get a shot off because he is not athletic and for some reason won't take the ball up strong.

Anyone else feel this way, or am I just crazy?

I'm going to wait and look at his numbers. If he gets the job done, he gets the job done.

... just looked up his #'s so far. Nothing fantastic, but 10/7 isn't bad for a rookie out of the gate.

I can't stand him because of his fucking chinstrap beard. I hope it catches fire.

What I meant to say is, I love everything about the Timberwolves. Kevin Love's chinstrap beard included.

Love sounds like the second coming of Andrew Bogut here.

8 in row!

T-Wolves' Brewer out for season with knee injury
The Minnesota Timberwolves expect to be without defensive specialist Corey Brewer for the remainder of the season due to a right knee injury.

With Afflalo's Kryptonite out for the season, he should be invulnerable now.

Corey Brewer never had much of a future in the league, IMO.


He's still the most incoherent speaking player in the league though.

He might be the next generation's Bruce Bowen.

He might be the next generation's Bruce Bowen.


That's RONNIE Brewer.

Whatever the case, my Wolves still are undefeated against the Pistons.

MoTown, if you don't mind me asking, how does one become a T'Wolves fan...?

I've always thought of them as one of those franchises you can count their fan base totals on one hand. (Danny Ainge...)

You really do stick to your reputation - I was born in Minny. And I'm not really a T'Wolves fan, though Fool & Glenn will tell you differently.

And I'm not sure how basketball fans become Wolves fans... especially now that Garnett is no longer there.

So if Motown isn't a Wolves fan, why do you we have this thread? Lord knows none of the rest of us give a crap.

It's like the Steelers thread.

We can have a thread for every team or player in the league for all I care.

And I'll post in each and every one of them.

And so will Tahoe.

A couple of times.

It's like the Steelers thread.


More like Codename's Raiders Thread

Why does this thread exist?

Why does this thread exist?

Better question - why doesn't it have more posts.

Fuck you guys for questioning me. Looks like I'll have to take more drastic measures.


STICKIED.

More like Codename's Raiders Thread
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Better question - why doesn't it have more posts.

Fuck you guys for questioning me. Looks like I'll have to take more drastic measures.


STICKIED.
this thread is bad luck. Can we burn it for the sake of Detroit getting rid of all things Flip Saunders related(i.e. Billups)

0-16


0-12*

0-12*
The Dream isnt dead yet.

Official Minnesota Timberwolves Thread

I don't see anything in the title about Lions or Raiders. T-Wolves related news/coverage/love only.

Carry on.

Tom Izzo is someone to keep an eye on here.

I heard he's waiting for the Vikings job to open up.

Business is booming out there.

http://finance.yahoo.com/career-work/article/106244/Players-Shift,-but-Twin-Cities-Still-Best-for-Business

This thread is bad luck.

Fine.

*SWATTED*

Sigh! I miss being Motown.

You're not alone Mo. The Wolves are my second favorite team.

I'm not from Minnesota though, so I can't help you there.

Hell yeah. Let's get some Randy Foye man-love going in here.

The streak is over![smilie=balloon.gif]

Trivia time: Which Western Conference Team hailing from the highly celebrated state of Minnesota is on a three game winning streak?

The Lakers? Fuck yes!

Trivia time: Which Western Conference Team hailing from the highly celebrated state of Minnesota is on a three game winning streak?


9-25 :)

9-25 :)

But they were 6-25 :)

Hollinger says: If they continue this pace that they have set in the last three games, they will finish the season 57-25.

But they were 6-25 :)

Hollinger says: If they continue this pace that they have set in the last three games, they will finish the season 57-25.

Hey man, I'm a T-Wolves fan. I'm just as happy as you are.

http://a.espncdn.com/media/apphoto/ed387de8-2a17-4e16-a055-edf7e66b4251.jpg

Can we PLEASE hold tonight's Wolves/Pistons game discussion in THIS thread?

I'm not in favor.

Discussions involving the Pistons would devalue this thread.

:cogent:

But this thread is already in the Stands...its saves a step the way the Pistons have been playing.

Just start the OGT in the stands?

Anyone else see the Timberwolves record since this thread has been swatted? Maybe all OGTs should be in the stands. It's worth a shot.

10-2 in December. 12-4 since Christmas. This thread is the key. The state of Minnesota owes me... as usual.

So why didn't you fix that damn bridge before it collapsed?

All MoTown cares about are sports.

I couldn't get to that one in time. I did stop the nuclear explosion in downtown St. Paul that no one heard about. It's a thankless job...

Hey Mo, what do you think of Shubazz?

HUGE fan. How many other players share the name of the Muslim Prophet and a catchphrase all in one?

OMG

:motown owns:

<--- Dusting off the cleats and attempting to make a comeback.

:emo kid:

I'm gonna cry.

#verklempt

Does this mean he's not dead?

Maybe I'm dead and this is heaven?

Was I pronounced? Did anyone have MoTown in the Death Pool?

Maybe it's Vinny playing a cruel joke on all (8) of us.

Maybe I should go back to being "Twin Cities" for the day just to ease my way back into this.

Probably.

Beauld, did Mo have any distinguishable birthmarks on his genitalia?

Sad thing is you've missed pretty much nothing in your time away.

Good - that means I don't have to re-read every single post since I disappeared.

I'm glad WTFchris has still got my back.

Probably.

Beauld, did Mo have any distinguishable birthmarks on his genitalia?

My genetalia is my business and no one elses. Unless you guys want to check it out. Is the champaign room still open for business?

Correction, you missed Glan breaking the search and What's New? functions.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6M6samPEMpM

Gotta bump your boy band thread, Mo.

Correction, you missed Glan breaking the search and What's New? functions.

Yeah WTF is that all about? I searched "Legendary MoTown posts" and nothing returned. Something is obviously broken.

My one question: what happened on February 13, 2012 that caused 500+ people to flock to WTFDetroit?

Don't remember, but I'm guessing there was a DrTre11 Exclusive of some kind.