DennyMcLain
11-05-2008, 09:05 PM
WTF is wrong with Ledezma should be a thread title.
Done.
What the fuck is wrong with Wil Ledezma? In my opinion, I don't believe there is anything "wrong" with him at all.
Saying he's "wrong" would be assuming Wil has at the very least a rudimentary grasp of what eminates from his pie hole, but alas
Wil Led simply fails to elementally understand what he says. He's like a slightly smarter Steve, only not as funny, and far less talented. In the end, what he DOES understand is what all young men on the lean side of non-mom woman love crave -- the more outlandish the statement, the more noteriety they achieve.
I mean, it's really as clear as an Oxy-Free face: Wil is having sex with this forum. Mind you, he's not humping his monitor, but in a figurative sense his oral fixation with WTFDetroit posters is a virual version of beating off to the cheerleader yearbook pics. Instead of Bunny, it's MoTown. Instead of Desiree, it's Uncle Mxy. Instead of Glenda, it's Glenn.
Face it -- every time Wil posts something naughty, he's teabagging you.
Of course, from time to time Wil posts words of note. He's somewhat versed in NCAA sports, and does contribute quite well in that forum. But venture below the line, into the non-sports forums, and it's quite clear from where Wil taps his knowledge. And, unlike many of us, his information stream is narrow and closed. Apparently, the time between virtual gay orgys on WTF and taking mental notes from ESPNNews is limited, offering only one avenue of world information into his socially-vapid mind.
Interestingly, by limiting his social views and opinions, he's no different than Hick Dick from Towanda, PA. Both own a narrow vision of the nation and the world, but in Hick Dick's situation, he doesn't own cable, or surf the web, or read a major newspaper. In essence, Hick Dick's naiivety is born from his surroundings, whereas Wil's is by pure choice. Wil has modern tools, a wealth of options, as well as various points of view not accessible to Dick. Hick Dick's mind is stuck in a time warp, preserved to a degree by a lack of outside influence. Wil lives in a progressive environment, but CHOOSES a narrow mind.
This makes Wil Ledezma INFERIOR to Hick Dick from Towanda.
But how?
Back to the sex angle. Wil's lack of real sexual experience has enclosed him from new and interesting ideas, ideas that could prove unsafe. Perhaps a younger Wil took a chance with a cute girl and failed miserably. Perhaps a younger Wil took a chance with an older girl and had his grill planted by her linbacker boyfriend. The variations are endless, but whatever happened to Wil landed him on the safe side of town. Socially, he can make a mistake, and all will see him and scold him-- but as Wil Ledzema he is free from identity. He can have sex with each and every one of us (multiple times, with multiple partners) in a safe, secure environment. In fact, somewhere on this or another forum right now, Wil is squirting a virtual load and dripping sweat over the keyboard of his personal love orb.
Something to think about the next time Wil replies to any of us... even me.
.......*
Shit.
Done.
What the fuck is wrong with Wil Ledezma? In my opinion, I don't believe there is anything "wrong" with him at all.
Saying he's "wrong" would be assuming Wil has at the very least a rudimentary grasp of what eminates from his pie hole, but alas
Wil Led simply fails to elementally understand what he says. He's like a slightly smarter Steve, only not as funny, and far less talented. In the end, what he DOES understand is what all young men on the lean side of non-mom woman love crave -- the more outlandish the statement, the more noteriety they achieve.
I mean, it's really as clear as an Oxy-Free face: Wil is having sex with this forum. Mind you, he's not humping his monitor, but in a figurative sense his oral fixation with WTFDetroit posters is a virual version of beating off to the cheerleader yearbook pics. Instead of Bunny, it's MoTown. Instead of Desiree, it's Uncle Mxy. Instead of Glenda, it's Glenn.
Face it -- every time Wil posts something naughty, he's teabagging you.
Of course, from time to time Wil posts words of note. He's somewhat versed in NCAA sports, and does contribute quite well in that forum. But venture below the line, into the non-sports forums, and it's quite clear from where Wil taps his knowledge. And, unlike many of us, his information stream is narrow and closed. Apparently, the time between virtual gay orgys on WTF and taking mental notes from ESPNNews is limited, offering only one avenue of world information into his socially-vapid mind.
Interestingly, by limiting his social views and opinions, he's no different than Hick Dick from Towanda, PA. Both own a narrow vision of the nation and the world, but in Hick Dick's situation, he doesn't own cable, or surf the web, or read a major newspaper. In essence, Hick Dick's naiivety is born from his surroundings, whereas Wil's is by pure choice. Wil has modern tools, a wealth of options, as well as various points of view not accessible to Dick. Hick Dick's mind is stuck in a time warp, preserved to a degree by a lack of outside influence. Wil lives in a progressive environment, but CHOOSES a narrow mind.
This makes Wil Ledezma INFERIOR to Hick Dick from Towanda.
But how?
Back to the sex angle. Wil's lack of real sexual experience has enclosed him from new and interesting ideas, ideas that could prove unsafe. Perhaps a younger Wil took a chance with a cute girl and failed miserably. Perhaps a younger Wil took a chance with an older girl and had his grill planted by her linbacker boyfriend. The variations are endless, but whatever happened to Wil landed him on the safe side of town. Socially, he can make a mistake, and all will see him and scold him-- but as Wil Ledzema he is free from identity. He can have sex with each and every one of us (multiple times, with multiple partners) in a safe, secure environment. In fact, somewhere on this or another forum right now, Wil is squirting a virtual load and dripping sweat over the keyboard of his personal love orb.
Something to think about the next time Wil replies to any of us... even me.
.......*
Shit.