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Glenn
04-29-2008, 09:05 AM
No shirt, no shoes, no problem!

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Hermy
04-29-2008, 09:34 AM
I wish my alcoholism was like his alcoholism.

Tahoe
04-29-2008, 11:46 AM
Peeps love to hack on JD but I love the guy.

MoTown
04-29-2008, 12:02 PM
I wish my alcoholism was like his alcoholism.

Isn't that sorta like the new Nike slogan?

My alcoholism is better than your alcoholism.

Hermy
04-29-2008, 12:08 PM
My drunk smells like french toast.

My drunk and stoned had a baby named Fucked the Fuck up Bitch.

MoTown
04-29-2008, 12:25 PM
That one's going in the post of the year candidates.

geerussell
04-30-2008, 12:37 PM
If I had a role model in sports, JD would be the one.

Big Swami
05-01-2008, 01:37 PM
I take your "Best drunk golfer video ever" and counter it with the "Best drunk rock band video ever."
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Glenn
10-30-2008, 08:29 AM
http://www.golf.com/golf/tours_news/article/0,28136,1854824,00.html

http://img.timeinc.net/golf/i/tours/2008/10/oct29_daly_299x316.jpg


Golfer John Daly detained after passing out drunk at Hooters

By Staff Reports
Published: October 29, 2008

When you hear the words "Hooters," "John Daly" and "extremely intoxicated" in the same sentence, you know where this story is going.

In the latest chapter of Daly's longtime struggle with alcohol abuse, he was held overnight in a North Carolina jail after passing out at a Hooters restaurant, according to a statement released by Winston-Salem police on Wednesday.

Police officers were called to the Hooters at 120 Hanes Square Circle in Winston-Salem at 2:17 a.m. Sunday. When police arrived, Daly, who had passed out at the restaurant, was already being treated by emergency medical workers, according to police reports. Emergency workers said Daly refused to go to a hospital.

According to police, Daly "appeared extremely intoxicated and uncooperative." Daly again refused to go to the hospital and was eventually asked to leave by Hooters employees, police said.

Because Daly had no transportation, police said they held him in custody at a local jail until he sobered up. Daly was photographed by police but does not appear to have been charged with any crime.

This is the latest in a series of headlines about the long-hitting star, who came from nowhere to win the 1991 PGA Championship. This year, he made a bizarre appearance at the British Open, where he accused his former coach Butch Harmon of lying about Daly's alcohol abuse and then struggled to break 90, and he played a shirtless round in Missouri for a local TV crew, which became a YouTube hit.

Glenn
10-30-2008, 12:30 PM
Nothing?

MoTown
10-30-2008, 01:19 PM
There's not really a response to be given. It's not like this was a surprise. What type of reaction can anyone have with John Daly?

Shock?

When did John Daly start drinking? He's such a consistent golfer that I figured he trained hard all year round. And what was he doing at Hooters???

Laughter

LOL! John Daly looks funny wasted! This might be the only time we see him drunk and behind bars so we should LOL at this as much as possible! LOLOLOL

Condemnation

John Daly needs to grow up. He should learn from his mistakes and become the role model everyone expects him to be. FOR SHAME JOHN DALY!

Christian

My prayers go out to John Daly. It's obvious that this is an isolated incident that will help him find his way to the Lord. This is the rock bottom that will help John Daly learn the ways of Jesus.

Wil Ledezma

Who's John Daly?


With the exception of the last one, none of them really work. Finding out John Daly is drunk again is like finding out Lohan has her legs behind her head with blow smudged on her lips.

Glenn
10-30-2008, 01:23 PM
When did John Daly start drinking? He's such a consistent golfer that I figured he trained hard all year round. And what was he doing at Hooters???

I know! I was shocked too, this is pretty scandalous.

I hope this doesn't become a pattern with him.

FillyCheezeSteak
10-30-2008, 01:47 PM
John Daly would look tougher with a beard. I picture him as a guy who refuses to shave and just has a stupid long beard.

FillyCheezeSteak
10-30-2008, 01:49 PM
John Daly will always be cool, but how can a guy as big as him, who drinks as much as him on a daily basis (assumption?) get loaded enough to pass out? Between his weight and the amount of greasy food he probably ate at Hooters you would think he could pound 40 to 50 beers before becoming Wizzle.

Wizzle
10-30-2008, 02:30 PM
John Daly will always be cool, but how can a guy as big as him, who drinks as much as him on a daily basis (assumption?) get loaded enough to pass out? Between his weight and the amount of greasy food he probably ate at Hooters you would think he could pound 40 to 50 beers before becoming Wizzle.

I don't even get this

WTFchris
10-30-2008, 03:32 PM
I know! I was shocked too, this is pretty scandalous.

I hope this doesn't become a pattern with him.

This was a really dumb move.

I mean with Tiger on the mend he just blew the chance to be the best golfer in the world.

Vinny
10-30-2008, 04:06 PM
#3 = Gold.

geerussell
10-30-2008, 05:09 PM
Righteous Indignation:


Who chooses Hooters as a venue to get drunk and pass out? Acceptable options are real bars, strip clubs and weddings. Hooters is some rookie shit that might be a step up for Gary Moeller but unworthy of a Jack Daniels swilling veteran booze hound like Daly. For shame.

Darth Thanatos
11-04-2008, 01:43 AM
^^Can't go wrong sexually harassing 18 year old bimbos who work there to pay for coll.........hahahahahahahahaha

Damn, almost made it.

Glenn
12-31-2008, 11:38 AM
Daly says he's serving 6-month suspension
Associated Press
Updated: December 31, 2008, 10:41 AM ET

John Daly says he has been suspended for six months by the PGA Tour for conduct that included spending a night in a jail to sober up.

Daly told The Associated Press on Wednesday that his suspension is "not fair in reality, but it's probably fair in perception."

The two-time major champion has not played on the tour since he missed the cut Oct. 17 in Las Vegas. Ten days later, police in North Carolina said he appeared intoxicated outside a Hooters restaurant. He was taken to jail to sleep it off. That led to a photo of Daly in an orange jail suit with his eyes half-open.

Wizzle
01-26-2009, 04:30 PM
John Daly to former Bucs coach Jon Gruden: 'I'm here for you'

You can say a lot of things about John Daly -- not many of them good -- but the guy is loyal to his pals. Daly, who has opted out of the past three PGA European Tour events, was in the Tampa Bay area for Super Bowl XLIII and defended recently fired Bucs coach -- and his onetime caddie -- Jon Gruden. "I love Coach Gruden. He's one of my best friends," Daly, was quoted on WTSP-Ch. 10's Web site. "I felt he probably should have been released a little earlier, so maybe he would have had a chance at the Broncos, the Browns or the Jets (coaching jobs). ... I did not like that at all." At last year's PODS Championship at Innisbrook Resort in Palm Harbor, Daly, taking a break in a Hooters hospitality tent during a rain delay, talked Gruden into being his caddie. That was one of several Daly missteps in 2008 that led to his six-month suspension from the PGA Tour. It will end in the spring. Daly says he left a message for Gruden. "I just said, 'You know what, I'm here for you. I've been through a lot. You know, you get to spend time with your family. Get a lot of money for the next three years whether you coach or not,' " Daly, 42, said. "I don't know if it helped him, but he called right back and said, 'Thanks.' " -- St. Petersburg Times

http://blogs.golf.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/07/16/march7_dalygruden_299x324.jpg

Glenn
09-02-2015, 08:33 PM
http://deadspin.com/john-daly-sings-knockin-on-heavens-door-days-after-co-1728297942

Glenn
09-02-2015, 08:43 PM
Would make a perfect running mate for Trump

Tahoe
09-03-2015, 08:11 PM
^ Cruz!


I know what ur saying though.