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Timone
10-28-2008, 04:15 PM
A great alternative to wikipedia if I say so myself.

Timone
10-28-2008, 04:16 PM
Big Swam,

Please, tell me about the indigenous peoples of Azerbaijan.

Zip Goshboots
10-28-2008, 09:28 PM
Big Swami:

Is it uncouth to pull out nosehairs during a job interview if the guy interviewing me has one of those six inchers that he seems to not have noticed since 1968?

UxKa
10-28-2008, 09:42 PM
Nosehairs... so that's what we're calling them nowdays?

DennyMcLain
10-29-2008, 01:51 AM
Did you used to be called Big Salami? Maybe you did, but dated a chick with too much botox shot into her mug. When she stated your name, instead of "Big Salami", all she could muster from her steel face was "Big Sawami"... and it stuck.

Ahhhh it's late. I need a drink. Where's that bottle of Bacardi 151?????

Fool
10-29-2008, 07:09 AM
Big Swami:

What was life like as Little Swami?

Big Swami
10-29-2008, 01:39 PM
Big Swam,

Please, tell me about the indigenous peoples of Azerbaijan.
Those assholes owe me 200 dollars.

Big Swami
10-29-2008, 01:40 PM
Big Swami:

Is it uncouth to pull out nosehairs during a job interview if the guy interviewing me has one of those six inchers that he seems to not have noticed since 1968?
Jobs come and go, but looking out for your fellow man is forever.

Big Swami
10-29-2008, 01:42 PM
Did you used to be called Big Salami? Maybe you did, but dated a chick with too much botox shot into her mug. When she stated your name, instead of "Big Salami", all she could muster from her steel face was "Big Sawami"... and it stuck.

Ahhhh it's late. I need a drink. Where's that bottle of Bacardi 151?????
I've been called Big Salami before, but that was before I gave up acting.

Big Swami
10-29-2008, 01:44 PM
Big Swami:

What was life like as Little Swami?
It was a lot like a Twisted Sister video, at least as far as the clothing goes.

Big Swami
10-29-2008, 10:08 PM
I've been called Big Salami before, but that was before I gave up acting.
And by "gave up acting" I really mean "got VD"

Glenn
04-20-2009, 03:34 PM
Swami,

Why are you avoiding my question about why you were absent for so long in the Swami APB thread?

Is there something that you need to tell me/us?

Uncle Mxy
04-20-2009, 08:12 PM
Big Swami, are you ok?

That's a more important question than "where were you", in my mind. :)

Big Swami
04-21-2009, 11:39 AM
I am fine. It was time to practice some restraint.

Timone
10-16-2009, 08:17 PM
Swami, why does heat make me nauseous?

Glenn
10-16-2009, 09:01 PM
Swami, why does heat make me nauseous?

I know for me, it's Dwyane Wade.