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Tahoe
10-22-2008, 10:11 PM
5pFv8CAniYQ&eur
Vinny
10-23-2008, 01:22 AM
I am now prepared to die in peace.
Fool
10-23-2008, 06:54 AM
monkeys > Japanese > Americans
MoTown
10-23-2008, 08:47 AM
A monkey would make the greatest pet in history. I need to price one out.
Glenn
10-23-2008, 08:51 AM
A monkey is the greatest pet in history. I need boysex.
Fool
10-23-2008, 08:58 AM
I would imagine a monkey is a lot like a toddler who doesn't grow up and doesn't ever learn to talk.

Rabbits kinda suck as pets btw justsoyouknow.
Fool
10-23-2008, 08:59 AM
OFF TOPIC:

I always thought the guy who set the screen was the guy who gave the high-five. That's either wrong, or he rips off his shirt after setting a successful screen for the future President.
MoTown
10-23-2008, 09:02 AM
I just looked up monkeys as pets: Not a good idea.

Apparently unless they are trained by a professional trainer, there's a 99.9% chance it's not going to work out. They can even give you Herpes B by biting you. They can be toilet trained as babies, but they will end up throwing their poo at you by adulthood. They get very aggressive as they age.

So bukdow could live with it, but none of the rest of you could.


http://www.pisitoenmadrid.com/images/padre%20de%20familia/The_More_You_Know-350.jpg
Tahoe
10-23-2008, 03:02 PM
I bet that monkey learned more in a shorter period of time then a lot of peeps I know.
longshanks
10-23-2008, 03:59 PM
During the first 2 minutes of that video, I have never laughed harder at work. That was awesome...
DrRay11
10-23-2008, 05:35 PM
Samuel L. Jackson wants a movie.
DennyMcLain
10-24-2008, 12:38 AM
A monkey would make the greatest pet in history. I need to price one out.

Until it throws his shit at you.

Also, Monkey>Wil
MoTown
10-24-2008, 08:27 AM
Also, Monkey>Wil

A monkey would probably write his own term papers.
Tahoe
10-24-2008, 01:10 PM
Couldn't resist..

http://img510.imageshack.us/img510/4168/aaarm0.jpg
Glenn
10-24-2008, 01:14 PM
Everything is Bush's fault with you people.
MoTown
10-24-2008, 01:17 PM
Couldn't resist..

http://img510.imageshack.us/img510/4168/aaarm0.jpg

I will miss the fact that our new President isn't a cartoon character.

You couldn't make this up.
Tahoe
10-24-2008, 01:21 PM
I'm thinkin SNL is quietely hoping JM/Palin win, just for Palin. On second thought, no, they prolly don't.
MOLA1
11-06-2008, 06:39 PM
Once that monkey figured out how to turn, I announced to my co-workers that we're all fucked. They asked why and I walked out of the office in tears.
MOLA1
11-26-2008, 10:33 AM
Once that monkey figured out how to turn, I announced to my co-workers that we're all fucked. They asked why and I walked out of the office in tears.
I am no longer scared. This shit made my day. Fuck those chimps...peep:


http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/3954/medium2679996800acfc2f0py7.jpg