Snarky?

The offseason is tough on the G man.

As a request, I would like to change my name to Glenn now that it's open.

Thanks in advance.

Dibs on Motown.

Can I be Wilfredo Ledezma?

Soon, but not yet. Thekid is available.

As is ShaneTheJuggalo.

WTF is this "Snarky" shit?

Unbelieveable.

Dibs on Snarky! Best name ever!

As is ShaneTheJuggalo.

WOOT WOOT JUGGALO

Dibs on Motown.

Weird.

The Prophecy Has Been Fulfilled!

Twin Cities AND MoTown?

Is this like the Michael and LaToya Jackson of WTF?

I'm curious as to how many members' heads have exploded because of the happenings of the last 24 hours.

My mind is right.

A few questions, TwinCities, when you get a chance:

1. Who's my best friend, Tahoe, DrRay or SDB?
2. Who's leader of the Mossad?
3. I don't have to pay those guys do I? What can I make them do?
4. What's the Hoff's direct line? I've got some Knight Rider questions.
5. I got some PM's from Big Chris04 and schwabie33 marked
"Secret Plan To Destroy Glenn". I need some clarification on a few of the details:
a. When is "Judgement Day" and what time am I supposed to synchronize my watch to?
b. Do I really need to get the Gallon jugs of Mayonnaise or can I just get a bunch of the smaller bottles?
c. What if Glenn actually likes evil clowns?

I'm intrigued...

A few questions, TwinCities, when you get a chance:

1. Who's my best friend, Tahoe, DrRay or SDB?
2. Who's leader of the Mossad?
3. I don't have to pay those guys do I? What can I make them do?
4. What's the Hoff's direct line? I've got some Knight Rider questions.
5. I got some PM's from Big Chris04 and schwabie33 marked
"Secret Plan To Destroy Glenn". I need some clarification on a few of the details:
a. When is "Judgement Day" and what time am I supposed to synchronize my watch to?
b. Do I really need to get the Gallon jugs of Mayonnaise or can I just get a bunch of the smaller bottles?
c. What if Glenn actually likes evil clowns?

I have changed my mind about you. You have shown the proper respect and I give you my blessing to be the next MoTown.

Here is the information you are looking for:

1. MoTown is an island. While the three members he works closest with are LDB, Tahoe and DrRay, there are no best friends. Each one of them brings something to the table, and if you use each asset to their best ability, you can be very dangerous. Just remember, your best friend is the Hoff, and none other.

2. You shouldn't even ask who the leader of the Mossad is. That would bring some unwanted heat to you. Play it cool New MoTown, play it cool.

3. You don't have to pay anyone. They work for you as part of an agreement. However, if you feel like giving them certain "gifts" you certainly can. LDB likes kitchen utensils and office equipment that he can turn into weapons, DrRay likes phone numbers and intel on all the world leaders, and Tahoe is cool with random pictures of celebrity cleavage.

4. I don't want you bothering the Hoff just yet. Play your cards right for the week and I'll give it to you over Super Secret Private Message.

5. First of all, when talking about Glenn, make sure to use Yellow Text. He hates it and won't read it. That way we can lay out plans right in front of him and he'll have no idea.

a) Judgement day is 1.3.09. I hope Glenn enjoys his New Year.

Make sure to ask BigggChris how the Federer Device is coming along.

b) Smaller packets will work, but gallon jugs respond better to the combination of heat and urine.

c) To be honest with you, I hadn't considered that scenario. That would require more planning, but I'm sure you can handle that. I'll find out more information as covertly as possible and report back to you.

Any other questions, let me know.

Hey Glenn, randome question here:

What are your feelings towards evil clowns?

I find myself bored with the typical evil clown these days.

Why do you ask?

No reason.

He's indifferent on clowns. Go with plan b.

No reason.

He's indifferent on clowns. Go with plan b.

Okay, cool, thank you for your friendship!

Wow, it works! FUCK YOU GLENN! COCKSUCKER!

Thanks for the answers, TwinCities!

5. First of all, when talking about Glenn, make sure to use Yellow Text. He hates it and won't read it. That way we can lay out plans right in front of him and he'll have no idea.



Wait, what is this all about?

I didn't really read it, but there is a huge gap at the end of this post after this block of text (maybe enough for roughly 5 lines of text).

Much just be a technical glitch.

No worries, I guess.

No worries, Glenn. Go back to sleep.

52 days, Glenn. 52 days.

I've been fighting the urge to ask this all day but I just can't take it anymore........WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?

To be honest, I'm not sure how to answer that question.

Vinny changed his name to Twin Cities.

[smilie=detective.g: <-----checks sigs

I'm back!

This thread no longer makes sense.

I'm digging this one, it may stick.

I'm digging this one, it may stick.
I preferred you name from TOS... Professor Dumpinlick.

mee too

I preferred you name from TOS... Professor Dumpinlick.


I believe you erred. The correct name was Señor Succamahballsa.

That's Castillian, BTW...not Mexican

Valter? How did he become a Russian?

Dude's from Argentina and doesn't confuse w's with v's. Walter wants to play vasketvol makes more sense. Maybe he's good at bolleyvall too.

I've often wondered that too. I don't ask questions, I just go with it.

He's from Argentina, but of German decent.

And he vants to play.

You're reaching. It doesn't work. How about Walter Hanson? Get it done, you know the one.

It's gone too far, it's too late.

He vants to play.

It's already old, Glenn.

It's already old, Glenn.
:cogent:

It's already old, Glenn.

Thanks, Rippard.

Thanks, Rippard.
:tressel:

Gotta switch back to Glenn. Can't email KRISTA letting her know "Valter" is a huge fan of hers. Just soundz wrong.

http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc285/myheartbeatsbecky/peppermintpatty.jpg

I'm diggin' the new name, Gl'enn.

It's a reflection of my personal style.

:motown soa:

I prefer Glenn'

Turn your name into a verb.

It's a little known fact that the ink pen slipped out of my mother's hand and left a little " ' " mark in the middle of "Glenn" when she was writing out my name on the birth certificate.

I'm not going to lie. Gl'enn = wack.

I have to admit that I'm enjoying getting my schwerve on with the ', it's tricky to remember when logging in.

I'm not sure why, but it reminds me of Jor-El and Kal-El. Maybe you should change it to Gl-enn so the connection is less tenuous.

It's a tribute to Amar'e

The Mossad is back.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100218/ap_on_re_mi_ea/ml_dubai_hamas_slaying_27

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