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Timone
10-19-2008, 01:18 PM
The douchebag that is always there to remind everyone that "opinions are like assholes, everyone has one!"

Timone
10-19-2008, 01:20 PM
That Dean guy Tahoe was telling me about.

Tahoe
10-19-2008, 01:20 PM
It may happen

Tahoe
10-19-2008, 01:20 PM
Internet weenies

Timone
10-19-2008, 01:22 PM
The guy that cut off the power in Buffalo.

Tahoe
10-19-2008, 01:24 PM
William Clay Ford....SR. I know I can take him.

Tahoe
10-19-2008, 01:27 PM
Who ever makes about 99.9% of the commercials these days.

Timone
10-19-2008, 01:32 PM
Everyone at CBS.

Timone
10-19-2008, 01:37 PM
Anybody whose fucking every fucking other fucking word is fuck or fucking.

Tahoe
10-19-2008, 02:40 PM
I fuckin hate that

MoTown
10-19-2008, 03:55 PM
Angela Lansbury

Big Swami
10-19-2008, 06:22 PM
That ShamWow freak

Timone
10-19-2008, 08:15 PM
The motherfucker that thought of the idea to make that stupid opening music video for Sunday Night Football.

DE
10-19-2008, 09:42 PM
Boston sports fans and their ball washers.

DE
10-19-2008, 10:18 PM
I think it's time to stop with the beer and drop the Boston thing down a notch.

Tahoe
10-19-2008, 10:39 PM
All the peeps who dis the Caveman...especially the CEO of Geico or whatever it is.

Big Swami
10-19-2008, 10:40 PM
Boston is gross on every single level. Seh hi to yah mothah foah meh.

Uncle Mxy
10-24-2008, 11:35 PM
Bo

Timone
10-27-2008, 11:53 AM
Anyone who thinks that all these parody movies that have been coming out over the years (all 55 installments of Scary Movie, Epic Movie, Date Movie, Disaster Movie, etc) are good.

Fool
10-27-2008, 11:58 AM
Bo

Glenn
10-27-2008, 12:02 PM
http://janetcharltonshollywood.com/upload/2006/12/Bo-Derek-cut-C10102252.jpeg

http://blogs.villagevoice.com/runninscared/bodidd.jpg

http://www.americanidolworship.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/bo_bice.jpg

http://www.healthynewage.com/images/taebo2.jpg

http://www.tfehman.com/uploaded_images/Schembechler-793986.jpg

Timone
10-27-2008, 12:04 PM
http://blogs.villagevoice.com/runninscared/bodidd.jpg



Say Man.

Vinny
10-27-2008, 01:42 PM
http://www.posters57.com/images/categories/Bo-Jackson-The-Ball.jpg

Vinny
10-27-2008, 01:45 PM
http://www.gopmom.com/images/bo_stinks_bumper_sticker.png

Glenn
10-27-2008, 03:19 PM
GopMom? Do you think she is related to McMom?

Tahoe
10-28-2008, 10:13 PM
Peeps with Sigs that are not jpgs.

DrRay11
10-28-2008, 10:16 PM
Sorry dude, update your ancient connection. ;)

Tahoe
10-28-2008, 10:24 PM
We have a fiber-optic connection going on. Its my puter thats the issue. So rather than update my laptop, I want you to change your sig. Its cheaper.

DrRay11
10-28-2008, 10:25 PM
Is it fixable? Hardware or software issue?

Tahoe
10-28-2008, 10:28 PM
Hardware....it always seems like a processor running at X is so much slower on laptops than desktops. Maybe its the bus speeds on laptops???

I don't know the ponypower is used up somewhere else, apparently.

DennyMcLain
10-29-2008, 01:36 AM
That ShamWow freak

Absolutely.

Look to left, see av, 'nuff said.

Uncle Mxy
10-30-2008, 07:01 PM
The fucker who farted in the elevator with "Fuck All My Ex-Bitches" tattooed on the side of his bald head.

UxKa
10-30-2008, 07:06 PM
ur mom

MoTown
10-30-2008, 09:30 PM
The fucker who farted in the elevator with "Fuck All My Ex-Bitches" tattooed on the side of his bald head.

It just slipped out, I'm sorry.

Zip Goshboots
11-01-2008, 12:29 PM
Mike Tirico

Timone
01-28-2009, 01:55 PM
The NFL Live guys

Zip Goshboots
02-04-2009, 11:00 AM
Don't know who deserves it more: The "dude" or the chick for being seen in public with him

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/uploaded_images/DB2081-717967.jpg

Timone
02-04-2009, 11:03 AM
What a punk. Fuck him and his weak ass goatee.

She can sit on my face though.

yourmom_is_hot
02-05-2009, 10:57 AM
http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/

every guy on this website.

Timone
02-05-2009, 10:59 AM
I don't know if that site turns losers gay, or if it gives them hope.

A little bit of both for me.

MoTown
02-05-2009, 11:34 AM
If those chicks hang out with guys like that, does that make them douchebaguettes?

Timone
02-05-2009, 11:37 AM
:gutsy: try.

Glenn
02-05-2009, 11:51 AM
http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/

every guy on this website.

Since you are new here, ym_i_h, here is a whole thread dedicated to this: http://wtfdetroit.com/forums/showthread.php?t=11848

We know how complicated the organization of this site is for Sports Inferno users.

(j/k)

Glenn
02-05-2009, 04:10 PM
-That Devendorf kid that plays for Syracuse

Timone
02-05-2009, 07:48 PM
-That Singler kid from Duke. Goofy looking motherfucker, that kid.

Timone
02-06-2009, 09:55 AM
http://www.usmagazine.com/files/jimmy-fallon-b_0.jpg

Timone
02-06-2009, 09:57 AM
http://assets.mog.com/pictures/wikipedia/152452/450px-Ted_Nugent_in_concert.jpg
He'd probably kick my ass though.

Glenn
02-06-2009, 10:00 AM
I'll co-sign both of those.

Timone
02-06-2009, 10:03 AM
Isn't #46 taking over for Conan when he starts hosting The Tonight Show?

Glenn
02-06-2009, 10:04 AM
I think they are moving Leno to 10-11 pm, then local news from 11-11:30 pm, then Conan from 11:30-12:30 pm, then Fallon from 12:30-?

At least that is how I understand it.

yourmom_is_hot
02-06-2009, 10:05 AM
I think they are moving Leno to 10-11 pm, then local news from 11-11:30 pm, then Conan from 11:30-12:30 pm, then Fallon from 12:30-?

At least that is how I understand it.

From what I've heard from a couple of my NBC reps, Leno's show is only gonna be once a week.

Glenn
02-06-2009, 10:06 AM
Interesting, thanks.

Timone
02-06-2009, 10:06 AM
Anyway, let's talk about how #47 is an asshole.

Timone
02-06-2009, 02:06 PM
Tim Allen

Timone
02-07-2009, 09:38 AM
http://www.topnews.in/light/files/Keanu-Reeves.jpg

Timone
02-09-2009, 03:56 PM
http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/john-mayer-2007-clive-davis-pre-grammy-awards-party-1mBXp6.jpg

UxKa
02-26-2009, 07:39 AM
The Shamwow guy has a new commercial for the SlapChop, a veggie slicer thing. He actually said "You're going to love my nuts" before chopping them. I think I want to cold cock him a little less now just because he got away with that.

Timone
02-26-2009, 07:48 AM
Stop having a boring tuna, stop having a boring life.

Timone
02-27-2009, 04:06 AM
Manny Ramirez

DennyMcLain
02-27-2009, 07:14 AM
Perez Hilton, or anybody else who has no right or reason to be successful.

http://www.starkgossip.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/perez-hilton-needs-bra.jpg

Timone
02-27-2009, 07:26 AM
all of those celebrity gossip turds

Vinny
02-27-2009, 02:10 PM
all of those celebrity gossip turds

Even AC???



http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/pv/Mario%20Lopez-7.jpg

Tahoe
02-27-2009, 02:14 PM
Tom Lewand and Martin Mayhew.

Timone
02-27-2009, 02:15 PM
Is that what AC's up to now? For shame.

Glenn
02-27-2009, 02:16 PM
-Tom Lemming

DrRay11
02-27-2009, 03:43 PM
Billy Corgan
Michael Curry
Matt Millen

Timone
02-27-2009, 05:08 PM
Billy Corgan
Michael Curry
Matt Millen

Not a Pumpkins fan?

DrRay11
02-27-2009, 05:12 PM
Fuck that guy. So irritating.

Tahoe
02-27-2009, 05:15 PM
Tahoe

Timone
02-27-2009, 05:19 PM
TIM ALLEN
Jim Belushi
Charlie Sheen
Matthew McConaughey
Gl'enn
Dane Cook
Mencia
Mike and Mike
Kurt Cobain fanboys

Zip Goshboots
02-28-2009, 01:39 AM
Redneck (or not) Repulsicans who scream "SOCIALISM" every time a Democrat is smartly elected by the thinking American public. First, it's a wonder that republicans can even say words with more than one syllable, and second, it's about time Ruch Limbaugh taught them something else to say.

Oh, and I don't just want to cold cock Jimmy Fallon, I'd like to ecterminate him. The most worthless guy ever. Douchebag Hall of Famer.

Timone
02-28-2009, 05:31 AM
^ You own a Che shirt, DON'T YA??

Timone
03-02-2009, 01:59 PM
"Psychics"

Sylvia Browne especially.

http://www.lizandlaura.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/sylvia-browne.jpg

Glenn
04-02-2011, 03:56 PM
- Ethan Davidson

- Keith Law

Timone
04-02-2011, 04:02 PM
Anyone that tells you they don't watch sports because they'd "rather play"

Glenn
04-02-2011, 04:23 PM
- "walking around in public with B.O." guy

Big Swami
04-03-2011, 10:19 AM
Anyone who lives up to a stereotype - today it's: sports fans who are meatheads and don't give a damn about anything but sports. Dude, don't be that guy.

Timone
04-03-2011, 10:25 AM
How about the ones that only care, and actually know nothing about, them? Those guys are funny.

^ Not me. I only know nothing about them.

Timone
04-03-2011, 10:31 AM
OT: I've never tried to smash a beer can on my head before.

DrRay11
04-03-2011, 10:36 AM
Me either. Sounds like something a dumbass would do.

Vinny
04-03-2011, 12:53 PM
You ever tried that Tahoe?

Tahoe
04-03-2011, 11:45 PM
That Papa John dude...still want to punch him.

Timone
04-03-2011, 11:46 PM
Geno Auriemma. UCONN women about to get knocked out of the tourney, ha ha.

Uncle Mxy
04-04-2011, 12:06 PM
Me either. Sounds like something a dumbass would do.

My brother has tried crushing beer cans on his head on numerous occasions, back when he was losing brain cells in college.

In other words, you're right. Buy hey, I laughed my ass off.

Timone
08-08-2012, 05:41 PM
"country boys"

Timone
03-10-2013, 07:57 PM
Whiny single people. It's ok to vent every now and then, but when you're constantly going on and on about how "alone" you are, FUCK YOU, im ganna cold cock you!