MoTown
10-09-2008, 11:59 AM
They're taking the Lingerie Bowl to a new level. In September of 2009 they're actually creating a Lingerie Football League.
The teams:
L.A. Temptations
New York Euphoria
Dallas Desire
Chicago Bliss
Atlanta Steam
Seattle Mist
Miami Caliente
San Diego Seduction
Tampa Breeze
Phoenix Scorch
No Detroit team... yet. Expansion is sure to come. (pun intended)
WTFchris
10-09-2008, 12:40 PM
They don't want a Detroit team because they may beat the Lions.
Vinny
10-09-2008, 12:48 PM
Expansion Franchises:
Pittsburgh Pasties
Denver Double D's
Baltimore Backroom Blowjobs
MoTown
10-09-2008, 02:18 PM
If this league is to be taken seriously, I want an offensive line that is believable. You can give me the beautiful skill position players, but I want 6'1, 250 women manning the trenches... in lingerie of course. Watching beautiful women in lingerie will get boring after a while, as we can turn on pron at any time we want. But watching Amazon women push each other around like Sumos will make us laugh, puke and cry, and that will never get old.
And linebackers should be the badass UFC fighters like Gina Carano.
Glenn
10-09-2008, 02:38 PM
See "The Final Countdown" video I posted yesterday.
MoTown
10-09-2008, 02:54 PM
Big girls need love too.
But they gotta pay.
See "The Final Countdown" video I posted yesterday.
Did you read the first comment listed (at least it was the first comment when I saw the video)?
Glenn
10-09-2008, 02:57 PM
Can't recall, maybe.
Which one?
Something like, "these are the type of white girls who will suck you off all night long".
I laughed.
