YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT BILLY MAYS. YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT HIM.
Billy Mays ripped off my mama.

Billy Mays is a liar and a cheat.

Billy Mays ALWAYS SCREAMS. WHY DOES HE SCREAM SO LOUD??? DOES HE THINK HE'S A MUTHAFUCKIN' WHITE SAMUEL L. JACKSON???

Billy Mays is no Willie Mays.

What the fuck is Billy Mays smiling about? I know what... he knows he's endorsing hunks of shit made in China by slave labored 12 year olds with fresh whip scars across their back, and he thinks it's funny.

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Billy May's mom fucks for bricks.... for his sisters whore house.

Billy May's mom fucks for bricks.... for his sisters whore house.

True Dat.

Which one of his shitty items did your mama buy that caused all this anger?

Which one of his shitty items did your mama buy that caused all this anger?

Fuck that shit. My mama is still fuming because of that assclown Billy Mays.

That Awesome Auger. It's supposed to airate the soil and pull weeds, but I really think it's some aluminum buttplug for Billy Mays and his gay lover.

Ron Popeil > Kevin Trudeau > Billy Mays