I just took a walk downtown and saw this chick with an amazing set of sticks.

Time for a poll!

In more ways than one!

Okay, this is either a stupid question or you guys are (for some reason) too embarrassed to answer it. Or both

Looks like this one is headed for swatsville.

I'm busy watching fetish pron... hold on...

It's a tough question... Hardly simple.

NO MUTIPLE CHOICES?

Tummy - if a girl has a nice (not six pack) tummy, the rest of her body will fall into place. A toned tummy will 99 times out of 100 mean the girl has a nice body. You can't say that about any other body part.

A great face is essential. It doesn't have to be perfect, either. It just has to turn me on.

Also, arms. May sound strange, but the way arms look on a woman makes a big difference to be.

SO WHEN YOU HACK THEM OFF, THERE'S MORE MEAT TO EAT. A HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. alsojustkidding

A great face is essential. It doesn't have to be perfect, either. It just has to turn me on.


Dead on. If she has a butterface or is just ugly as sin, I don't want to even talk to them...

Also, arms. May sound strange, but the way arms look on a woman makes a big difference to be.


Good call. If the arms are sagging, there's a good chance the rest of her is too.

Definitely the smile. It took me a long time to come around to this, but one day I woke up and realized that all the girls I really liked were ones with a really great smile. Just staring at a body doesn't really do anything for me, and I know it's not the eyes, because there are a ton of women out there with big eyes. Nope, it's a great smile.

All smiles look good wrapped around my penis

I pick the silhouette. Nope, nothing else to say.

It was a tough call, but I went with (o)(o)

When all else fails, a nice rack gives you something to work with, at least.

Consider me Kramer on this subject
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A pair of well formed boobies can make many women look pretty good, especially when they flaunt them correctly.

A pair of well formed boobies can make many people look pretty good, especially when they flaunt them correctly.


Well, I do my best with what I've got.

Thanks for noticing.

Damnit... I changed it like 2 seconds after I posted it and you still got it.

Kudos.

I don't get many compliments on my chest, so when I see an opportunity...

APB:
RandyBlackLad

For some reason this thread is reminding me of my teenage crush on Elizabeth Shue.

For some reason this thread is reminding me of my teenage crush on Elizabeth Shue.

It really doesn't get any better than Leaving Las Vegas.

Tummy - if a girl has a nice (not six pack) tummy, the rest of her body will fall into place. A toned tummy will 99 times out of 100 mean the girl has a nice body. You can't say that about any other body part.
This is very much true, but it doesn't matter how great her body is, she's got to have a face to go with it. No butter face and a great smile like Swami said.