877-CASH-NOW!

Can I sell them my unwanted gold jewelry for cash?

No, but if you have any lottery winnings, structured settlements or annuities, they can get you cash for them right away. It's your money, use it when you need it.

And if they don't you can call up Sam Bernstein.

What's the phone number?

Couldn't tell you. I'm sure it's on the front of the phone book though.

When you pull yours out from under the table leg and spill your St Pauli Girl you can call 1-800-STEAMER...(Stanley Steamer gets carpets cleaner).

Glenn's not going to like your choice of mobile cleaners.

I need a credit report, anyone know where I can get one? I'd like it really cheap, free if possible.

I'll go check for you Tahoe when I'm shopping online for windows today. I'm looking for something that a pro athlete might endorse. Possibly one who knows something about taking it to the glass and blocking unwanted shots.

Glenn's not going to like your choice of mobile cleaners.

I don't know their number, sorry. They are busy cleaning up a summer of dust in the Palace anyway.

Solid.

I'll go check for you Tahoe when I'm shopping online for windows today. I'm looking for something that a pro athlete might endorse. Possibly one who knows something about taking it to the glass and blocking unwanted shots.

You know I'd help you out there, but I have a doctors appt today. High cholesterol. I have NO idea if there are any meds for that.

I'm not sure about that either, but have you heard about Diabeetus? Apparently people need to get tested.

Do I? Where can I find some testing supplies?

I'm sure it's not the same place I watch television, is it? From the comfort of my own home?

Have no idea what's going on in this thread?

ASK LESKO!
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This is by far my most successful thread ever.

(Well, at least since my "My New Hat" thread disappeared into the archives.)

Well... I'm having problems gettin my weiner rigid. I'm willing to talk to my doctor before taking a med. I don't take nitrates for chest pain, or alpha blockers for prostate problems or have high blood pressure. I wouldn't drink alcohol in excess or anything like that.

I'm gonna talk to my doctor.

noonelsewouldgoheredamnitleftitformehuh

Lucky for you there is a 3 hour product or a once a day product.

If you have a sudden loss of vision you probably poked your eye out with a giant erection.

877-CASH-NOW!

Well... I'm having problems gettin my weiner rigid. I'm willing to talk to my doctor before taking a med. I don't take nitrates for chest pain, or alpha blockers for prostate problems or have high blood pressure. I wouldn't drink alcohol in excess or anything like that.

I'm gonna talk to my doctor.

noonelsewouldgoheredamnitleftitformehuh

I heard this woman on the radio who tells me size DOES matter. But it's not the length, it's the width. I wish there was a product out there that specifically focused on the width. Perhaps a groundbreaking one.

Hey, its your peen, use it when you need it.

Does anyone know of a firm that fights for men's rights in divorce?

Maybe an American Divorce Association for Men?

Oh, this info is not for me, it's for a friend.

I'm in need of a product that will help me with all my computer needs. Is there anyone out there that can sell me his product? Perhaps someone with a trustworthy white mustache?

But will he make your computer fast, finally? Finally fast?
Also, will the commercial feature 75% Macs but then say its only for PC?

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Best Opera I've ever seen.

It's sad that I saw the preview picture and starting singing the song in my head...

Advertising at its finest. The next step is for you to pick up the phone.

The second I have a structured settlement and need cash now, I will.

877-CASH-NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I need to get a credit card. I wanted to ask, 'whats in your wallet?

Vinny's 3 posts in this thread have been the best ones.

I need someone to cover me so that if I'm hurt and have to miss work, it won't hurt to miss work. Someone that will give me cash, which is as good as money.

Any ideas?

Damn! I just spilled cola all over the carpet while celebrating Millen's exit. If only I had a shamee of some sort. Perhaps one that made me say "wow".

Can I sell them my unwanted gold jewelry for cash?

pUYh-ytmXls

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUYh-ytmXls

Does anyone know what to do with a timeshare that is not being used?

I'm sure that I wouldn't get very much if I tried to sell it, and it would probably take a long time to get the cash, right?

Lord knows I'm thickheaded and a little slow. I need new auto insurance, and it needs to be as easy as possible to set up.

I'm looking to get the news of the day, but I just want them to report and for me to decide. You know, fair and balanced type news.

Anyone know of any good strip clubs out there? I'm looking for something that has lots of beautiful girls, but at least 3 ugly ones.

Someone needs to send this thread to an advertising agency for research.

I know. It's amazing all the things we need and we have no answers for them.

Someone needs to send this thread to an advertising agency for research.

But how would you send something and still find a way to save money? If only I had a whiteboard to help show how that could be done and also display clever artwork.

I don't think people fully appreciate Wizzle's genius.

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I have an annuity but I neeeeed cash now..........

JJJJJGGGG WENTWORTH!

877-CASH-NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

pUYh-ytmXls

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUYh-ytmXls

Wow...people really do put anything on youtube....

I remember seeing that shit on TV and loling because the people were so phony.

"I sent in my diamond wedding band from my first marriage and got money the very next day!"

Modernistic, simple and quick.

Modernistic, simple and quick.
AKA the drum intro from Hot For Teacher

"I didn't know I could get money for my Gold"

Now if you're so fucking stupid that you didn't know that, I doubt you could mail your gold to them anyway.

It's a safe transaction.

And because they own their refinery they can cut off the middle man, which means more cash in YOUR pocket.

pUYh-ytmXls

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUYh-ytmXls

Fuck, competition!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mmbW73dq_E

I love how they all have to have that cash fanned out.

877-CASH-NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's your money, use it when YOU need it!

Vin...did you know if you get a Pedi-Paw your pets will WANT to have their nails clipped?

Beware the Cash4Gold scam

Fri Feb 6, 2009 11:41AM EST

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I don't watch much broadcast TV, and when I do I skip as many commercials as possible, but even I have seen the incessant televised advertisements for a company called Cash4Gold, and I'm sure most of you have, too (they even had a Super Bowl ad (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRVzF9dBl7c)). The company is being heavily promoted online as well.

The sell sounds great on the surface: You pack up all your old jewelry that you'll never wear again into an envelope and send it, insured, to Cash4Gold. They melt it down and cut you a check for the value of the gold. End of process. It sounds better than going to a pawn shop -- the process is simple and requires no personal interaction with an appraiser -- so what could go wrong?

A little online sleuthing finds that I'm not the only one who figures that if Cash4Gold has this much money to spend on TV ads, someone's getting the short end of the stick, and it's probably the people sending in their family heirlooms to be melted into ingots. The folks at Cockeyed.com put Cash4Gold to the test (http://cockeyed.com/citizen/goldkit/cheat.shtml), rounding up a bunch of old rings, necklaces, and earrings, and taking them to a regular pawn shop to be appraised. The offer: $198 for the lot. They then sent the items to Cash4Gold and waited for a check in the mail. It arrived within a few days as promised... in the amount of 60 bucks. (You don't have to accept the check; the deal isn't done until you cash it.)

That price alone is practically criminal, but that's where the truly slimy part of the operation begins. First, if you call Cash4Gold and ask for your stuff back, you abruptly get a better offer: In the case of the above experiment, the offer was a whopping $178. That's a better deal, but still not market rate, though the caller was told that Cash4Gold could "manipulate the numbers on their end" to make it appear that more product was sent than was in reality. Bizarre, but it's really the only way Cash4Gold can cover its behind to convince you the original offer wasn't a wholesale ripoff.
As bad as that is, it's far worse if you opted for the company's "Fast Cash" option. Here, that original offer ($60) is wired into your bank account within 24 hours of them receiving the booty. It sure is fast, but it's not much cash -- and you don't have the option of declining the offer at all. You're stuck with a pittance for your valuable gold items. (It's also worth noting that Cash4Gold (http://cockeyed.com/citizen/goldkit/reputation.shtml) has offered Cockeyed cash 4 removing its expose from the web...)

As a side note, another website offers an in-depth expose on how the system works (http://www.complaintsboard.com/complaints/cash4gold-c117648.html), this time analyzed from the inside by a former employee. Here it's outlined how the company offers bonuses to phone operators who can convince you to accept a lower offer and how the company attempts to delay payments as long as possible. It's also worth a look if you're considering sending stuff to Cash4Gold anyway and haggling for a better deal.

I think I'm in shock.

Yeah, it's total bullshit that a website can just lie like that and destroy the reputation of a perfectly respectable company like Cash4Gold. They should sue for slander or libel or whatever it's called.

The head-shaker for me was having Ed doing the comersh now.

But if you think the Rockets are suddenly feeling the magnitude of the moment and are about to get crushed under the weight of playing a Game 7, just listen to this portion of Ron Artest's postgame interview.
"'Five Dollar Foot-long' is one of the best songs," Artest said. "That's a hot song. You've got the FreeCreditReport.com (http://freecreditreport.com/), and then 'Five Dollar Foot-long' comes on. When 'Five Dollar Foot-long' comes on, they should play that in the club. They should play all those in the club."