NASCAR will NOT punish Hornaday for using a testosterone cream a year ago.

I find this hilarious for some reason.

http://msn.foxsports.com/nascar/story/8555992/NASCAR-won't-punish-Hornaday-for-use-of-cream

No need, since they are not athletes.

Would you punish a teacher or a stockbroker for using some cream?

^ I think thats what cracks me up. These guys are generally pretty small. Nothing against that, but to think testosterone would help them?

Testosterone using NASCAR drivers, lol, I think I've heard it all.

I think oatmeal would help them more.


I agree with Glenn, dammit.

Wait, MoTown likes NASCAR? WTF, is MoTown really from the Carolina's?

^ I think he does. One of the reasons he moved from Minnesota. They don't have a race. :)

Can you blame him? He had nothing to drive this thing to:

http://memimage.cardomain.com/member_images/8/web/2900000-2900999/2900475_264_full.jpg

I fucking hate NASCAR.

I know you do and this was started to help have a lil fun with it, but got derailed by Chris and Glenn. :) I had NOTHING to do with it.

On a side note, I would love to park that bus in my front yard.

I wonder if that bus belongs to TK's brother in law?

In 5 years, NASCAR as we know it will be dead.

I can say this because NASCAR today is NOTHING like it was 15 years ago. And NASCAR is changing expotentially.

A norm, once established, resists change. For years it was the "good ol' boys" of NASCAR. Then, Californian Jeff Gordon came along. Then Kevin Harvick, Jimmie Johnson, Robby Gordon, Kyle Busch, and several others from neighboring states.

Now, there's a strong Californian conginent of drivers simply killing those hick fucks. And it's not going to get any better for those inbred jack-offs. The prodigal son of NASCAR, Dale Jr., doesn't even listen to country music!!! And, dare I say, a BLACK MAN in the broadcast booth for the pre-race show.

In 5 years, NASCAR as we know it will be dead.

I can say this because NASCAR today is NOTHING like it was 15 years ago. And NASCAR is changing expotentially.

A norm, once established, resists change. For years it was the "good ol' boys" of NASCAR. Then, Californian Jeff Gordon came along. Then Kevin Harvick, Jimmie Johnson, Robby Gordon, Kyle Busch, and several others from neighboring states.

Now, there's a strong Californian conginent of drivers simply killing those hick fucks. And it's not going to get any better for those inbred jack-offs. The prodigal son of NASCAR, Dale Jr., doesn't even listen to country music!!! And, dare I say, a BLACK MAN in the broadcast booth for the pre-race show.

Damn, look at Denny breakin out the NASCAR knowledge on our asses.

Yes, but Motown is still on steroids right?

No.

I just worked really hard to be able to bench 750 lbs. I worked out like twice a week.

Damn, look at Denny breakin out the NASCAR knowledge on our asses.

Just into motoracing. I know as much about Valentino Rossi and Lewis Hamilton as I do about Jimmy Johnson.

Denny, why is attendance dropping at Fontana? It doesn't seem like NASCAR out west is as stable as in the south east.