^ You'd hate the Twins more if you were born in/worked in Minnesota.

Although they're not as bad as Cleveland.

Wait, "MoTown" was born in Minnesota?

*head explodes*

Wait, "MoTown" was born in Minnesota?

*head explodes*

My secret is out... I am shamed.

You can rename me TwinCityPlaya if you must...

It's comforting to know that "MoTwon" was born in Michigan, at least.

ohgodihopeso,atleast

Wait, "MoTown" was born in Minnesota?

*head explodes*

...

This is very painful.

MoTwon is actually from Dnalevelc. Which is why he's so evil.

I'll have my resignation on your desk by morning....

I'll have my resignation on your desk by morning....

No, no, no, we'll get through this.

It might require some sort of severe punishment, of course, but let's not overreact here.

I understand. If it helps, I defected at a very young age.

^"We"?

lol

Why did MoTown let those republicans get away with their lies in his state? He should have been home protesting.

I think I opened Pandora's box.

You learned nothing from Zekyl I see.

Someone was trying to convince people that I was from Denver, as I recall...

I deflected my guilt onto Zekyl for the better part of a year. I'm pretty happy with those results.

I'm pretty sure that we should make this into a new thread.

Someone was trying to convince people that I was from Denver, as I recall...

I'm surprised it took you guys this long to figure out...

I'm like a cheating spouse - suspecting everyone else.

Just make the pain stop

At least he's not from Ohio (or Indiana, for that matter).

Unless he's a liar in addition to being an imposter.

I'm wondering if I should come out with a formal apology for everyone...

Especially one for Fool, who I've disappointed the most.

Everyone seems to be fine with MoTown being from Minny, but I'm not even really from Cleveland and you give me shit for months for it. I hate you all.


alsojustdeflectingheatfrommotown

I like how MoTown used "we" and "he" in the new thread title.

Even if he is a total fraud.

Also, is MoTwon who we thought he was?

Zekyl,

You're off target on this one. We have a broad range of field agents here at WTF:

Vinny is the Chicago field agent in charge of making Ozzie Guillen look bat-shit crazy. Chris moved to Denver for the soul purpose of sabataging the Avalanche (mission accomplished). Pharaoh locks down the land down under (so covertly that he's not allowed to contact any of us). Glenn keeps the West Side of the state in check. I defected from Minny at age 4 and hold intel on how much I want to poop on the Twins (once again the team, not the poster).

Zekyl just loves Cleveland.

OH SHIT SON! I'M GONE FOR A WHILE AND MOTOWN IS STILL LAYING THE SMACK DOWN ON ALL Y'ALL! MOTOWN KILLS ZEKYL! YOU BETTER WATCH OUT OR THE MO WILL RUIN YOU FOR LIFE!

KEEP HOLDIN IT DOWN, MOTOWN.

Zekyl,

You're off target on this one. We have a broad range of field agents here at WTF:

Vinny is the Chicago field agent in charge of making Ozzie Guillen look bat-shit crazy. Chris moved to Denver for the soul purpose of sabataging the Avalanche (mission accomplished). Pharaoh locks down the land down under (so covertly that he's not allowed to contact any of us). Glenn keeps the West Side of the state in check. I defected from Minny at age 4 and hold intel on how much I want to poop on the Twins (once again the team, not the poster).

Zekyl just loves Cleveland.

I went to both playoff games here, both Detroit blow outs. Coincidence? I think not.

Everyone seems to be fine with MoTown being from Minny, but I'm not even really from Cleveland and you give me shit for months for it. I hate you all.


alsojustdeflectingheatfrommotown

Shut the fuck up sissy Ohio boy. You speak when spoken to.

Zekyl is a witness to your cussing.

Shut the fuck up sissy Ohio boy. You speak when spoken to.

A perfect example of why Vinny is second to none.

I'm here to defend MoTown. Miinesota is NOT such a bad place, and not nearly as bad a dirtholes such as Gary (or all of Indiana) or Cleveland (or all of Ohio).

Consider the facts:

1. Minnesota once had Jesse "The Body" Ventura as Gov.

2. Minnesota once had the Lakers

3. Minnesota ONCE had Kevin Garnett.

4. Minnesota ONCE had a really good football team (though zero SuperBowl rings...Bud Grant R.I.P.)

5. Minnesota ONCE had Minnesota Fats (though his real name was Rudolf Walter Wanderone, Jr, was born in NY City, and died in Nashville... never have lived in Minnesota)

6. Minnesota has Minneapolis, home of the Navy...no, wait... that's ANNAPOLIS. Sorry.

7. Minnesota has a very cool "Welcome" sign. See below:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/23/MinnesotaWelcomesYou2007.JPG/180px-MinnesotaWelcomesYou2007.JPG

8. Minnesota is the U.S.'s largest producer of sugar beets (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sugar_beets), sweet corn (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sweet_corn), and green peas (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Green_peas) for processing, and farm-raised turkeys (according to Wikipedia). Wow!!! I really didn't know that.

9. Minnesota is predominately Democrat, casting their Electoral votes for the Democratic Presidential candidate since 1976.... which means they voted for Jimmy Carter, Mike Dukakis, Walter Mondale, Al Gore, and John Kerry....all LOSERS (1976 victory doesn't count. 1980 loss DOES).

And finally....

10. Minnesota is the home of our own MoTown. Woot!!!



See? I bet yer feeling better already.

I feel pretty good right now. Denny is always here to put things in perspective.

It'll never be the same.

I trusted you.

So, Denny's from Minnesota too?

What the hell is going on here?

So, Denny's from Minnesota too?

What the hell is going on here?

WTFMinnesota.ay

Logo coming soon.

There is nothing wrong with not being born in Michigan [smilie=uhoh.gif]

In other wtf scandal news....FillyCheezeSteak actually hates cheese

It's funny because I usually forget that I wasn't born in Michigan. Whenever I see an athlete that has his hometown listed in Michigan, I feel a sense of pride. Then I realize that my hometown would be listed as Eden Prarie, MN. Then I sulk.

It's not easy being MoTown.

^^
Also the name of my upcoming autobiography.

I hate Eden Prarie

Not necessarily what would be listed as your hometown, unless that's where you went to school and everything.

Eden Prarie? Sounds like some porn chick name.

Yep, it's true, Sir Douche Baggins is really a Madam....

Yep, it's true, Sir Douche Baggins is really a Madam....

Just when we were about to designate you "Lord"...WHAM!!!!

http://worldofwonder.net/image1/puppetmadame-1.jpg

Also, I wasn't born in Michigan either.

Nothing to be ashamed of. Tell Dawson to stop crying.

This thread seems relevant again.