View Full Version : The Non Sequitur WTF
DennyMcLain 09-08-2008, 08:46 PM Color doesn't really exist in he material world. It's merely an illusion based on light and frequency. So if we put Wil in a dark room, will he cease to exist?
Did you ever think the universe is just one big giant person, where galaxies are cells, and solar systems are atoms? I thought about that when i read one of Tahoe's posts.
I read one of MoTown's posts while on the toilet. But I didn't have my computer with me.
I got sick of Glenn's name, so I reversed it to Nnelg, and then I YouTubed it. Suddenly, he's more interesting.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XxdC-xG16E
Big Swami 09-08-2008, 10:28 PM I just don't get time at all.
There's a magical elf, and he moves really fast, see? And at 1 second to midnight, he puts 2 beans in a pot and takes 1 back out.
Then, at 1/2 second to midnight, he puts 2 beans in a pot and takes 1 back out. Now there are 2 beans total in the pot.
Then, at 1/4 second to midnight, he puts 2 beans in a pot and takes 1 back out. Now there are 3 beans total in the pot.
He keeps going like this...1/8 second, 1/16 second, 1/32 second, 1/64 second, etc. Any way we can cut the time in half, that's how fast he does it.
So the question is: when midnight finally strikes, how many beans are in the pot?
The answer is: midnight never comes. If you can keep dividing time into fractions, you never reach any milestones, and no moments actually occur.
But the thing is, that's how our universe appears to work - we can keep carving time into infinitely tiny fragments if we have the technology.
I think something is badly wrong with how we understand the workings of time.
Uncle Mxy 09-08-2008, 10:53 PM Color doesn't really exist in he material world. It's merely an illusion based on light and frequency. So if we put Wil in a dark room, will he cease to exist?
Humankind is simply materialized color operating on the 49th vibration. You would make that conclusion walking down the street or going to the store.
DennyMcLain 09-09-2008, 02:07 AM I am George Washington Christ, and I eat the magic bees.
DennyMcLain 09-09-2008, 02:08 AM I think something is badly wrong with how we understand the workings of time.
...and Alaska.
Tahoe 09-09-2008, 04:21 AM There is no time in Alaska.
Big Swami 09-09-2008, 08:12 AM There is no time in Alaska.
They used to have time there, but it was eliminated with the help of a huge government grant.
MoTown 09-09-2008, 08:38 AM I read one of MoTown's posts while on the toilet. But I didn't have my computer with me.
You can actually do that with every one of my posts.
DennyMcLain 09-09-2008, 09:21 AM You can actually do that with every one of my posts.
I once used one of MoTown's posts to wash my car. Now it's squeaky clean.
If Palin refers to herself as a pitbull, are we allowed to refer to her as a bitch?
Tahoe 09-09-2008, 12:32 PM If Fool's name if Fool, can we refer to him as a Fool?
Tahoe 09-09-2008, 12:33 PM ^ sorry bout that one, thought it was kind of apropos.
I have never objected to being called a fool. As you say, I label myself as such.
Tahoe 09-09-2008, 12:35 PM I get what you did there
OOPS! This was meant for a completely different thread. :(
Then once more for good measure.
I don't think she's a bitch. I also don't think she's a pitbull.
DennyMcLain 09-09-2008, 08:57 PM Either that's George Michael in Tahoe's avatar, or a generous bowl of delicious haggis, but not the director.
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