Just to even out the VP love on this board.


here are some quick hitters on Leigh Bodden...

- senator of Delaware (wherever that is) Update: Delaware is on the East Coast, it's always been a blue state, and carries all of 3 electoral votes (which he would've gotten anyway), why didn't he just pick Dennis Kucinich instead, he's a king in Ohio, a legit swing state and a more popular individual than Joe Biden?

- makes Obama look even less experienced

- has nothing compelling to say on domestic issues, at all, which is what voters still care about

- won't help win any swing states, at all

- voting trends: no energy independence, no guns, no legal protection of US troops overseas (despite voting yes on the war), no solvency in Social Security, no SC Justices that follow the constitution, and higher taxes...

- unexciting, bland, and a blowhard


I don't expect this thread to have more than three or four posts. There's just simply not enough to talk about this "Player To Be Named Later" politican.

Just way tooo safe a pick, imo, for BO. BO may still win, but I thought he could have done a lil better.

He IS 100% DC Bureaucrat, imo. Which is big LOL.

if he just would've picked Hillary, even despite the dislike for eachother, he'd have won with ease...

i guess he likes his toast burnt in the mornings...

^ I've been saying that for a while now. Even before his pick. They would have been unbeatable.

Worst LOL thread ever. Work harder guys.

We're just trying to be as lame as Joe. Dry, uninspiring, dull, etc.

Wil, Kucinich is on some spaceship right now, or he would have.

We're just trying to be as lame as Joe. Dry, uninspiring, dull, etc.
Whatever excuse works, its not working though.

If he can cover Roddy White on Sunday, I'll be plenty happy. lions win, baby!

Just to even out the VP love on this board.


here are some quick hitters on Leigh Bodden...

- senator of Delaware (wherever that is) Update: Delaware is on the East Coast, it's always been a blue state, and carries all of 3 electoral votes (which he would've gotten anyway), why didn't he just pick Dennis Kucinich instead, he's a king in Ohio, a legit swing state and a more popular individual than Joe Biden?

- makes Obama look even less experienced

- has nothing compelling to say on domestic issues, at all, which is what voters still care about

- won't help win any swing states, at all

- voting trends: no energy independence, no guns, no legal protection of US troops overseas (despite voting yes on the war), no solvency in Social Security, no SC Justices that follow the constitution, and higher taxes...

- unexciting, bland, and a blowhard


I don't expect this thread to have more than three or four posts. There's just simply not enough to talk about this "Player To Be Named Later" politican.

If he can cover Roddy White on Sunday, I'll be plenty happy. Lions win, baby!

Honestly, how can you expect anyone to take you seriously?

LOL
http://img.epinions.com/images/opti/5e/de/Joe_Budden_-_Joe_Budden-resized200.jpg

Honestly, how can you expect anyone to take you seriously?

I didn't make this thread to be serious, but rather, just to even out the overwhelming left-wing bias, obviously people like Codename completely disregard this entire thread, which is basically the same thing I do when I first came across the "LOL@Palin" thread.

Whatever excuse works, its not working though.


Neither is this (http://wtfdetroit.com/forums/showthread.php?t=13113)...

LOL at how Biden referred to Palin as "Lieutenant Governor Palin" a few days back. That was cute.

LOL
http://img.epinions.com/images/opti/5e/de/Joe_Budden_-_Joe_Budden-resized200.jpg
Very good work, now thats how you bring some life to an LOL thread.

Neither is this (http://wtfdetroit.com/forums/showthread.php?t=13113)...
Coming from the guy who made the worst "LOL@ thread" ever and got serious when anyone playfully brings up his posthumous nitpicking, don't know if you can give a legit idea of whats funny and not funny. I mean this thread is bad Wil.

WHERE THE HELL HAS JOE BEEN?

Been overshadowed by Miss P? It is decidedly so.

Come on Joe, say something stupid or something and the press will talk about you or something.

SDB = Joe Biden

Come on Joe, say something stupid or something and the press will talk about you or something.

ask and you shall receive


Biden asks Politician in Wheelchair to "Stand Up"

Sen. Joe Biden offered a good example today of the difficulty of a national presidential campaign. Candidates are rushed from site to site (Biden left Columbia for St. Louis), often hitting more than one state per day. And while mostly sticking to their stump speeches, they try to recognize local politicians and sprinkle their speeches with local references.

Biden slipped a bit during the introductions, through no fault of his own. In introducing local elected officials, from Ninth District Congressional candidate Judy Baker to former Gov. Roger Wilson, Biden tried to give a special recognition to Sen. Chuck Graham of Columbia.

"Chuck, stand up, let the people see you," Biden says. He was a bit chagrined when he realized that Graham uses a wheelchair. He recovered quickly and told the crowd to "stand up for Chuck." The crowd responded with a standing cheer for Graham.

Friends, THAT is one of those 'Oh shit' moments that I wish on no one.

I actually think that some people will find that endearing (the way that he recovered from the gaffe, that is).

I don't think most people would expect him to know, beforehand, which local officials are in wheelchairs and which ones aren't.

It sounds like an honest mistake turned into a nice moment.

I actually think that some people will find that endearing (the way that he recovered from the gaffe, that is).

I don't think most people would expect him to know, beforehand, which local officials are in wheelchairs and which ones aren't.

It sounds like an honest mistake turned into a nice moment.

Totally honest mistake, but it still fits in this thread.

Biden not seeming to realize what a soundbite is:

http://thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/09/10/biden-musings-on-hillary-clinton/

I actually don't think biden's hillary comments will end up being a negative with voters. it gives him more of a pass to attack palin and makes him appear honest (unlike mccain-palin). i also see the negatives in regard to pumas but i don't think that there are as many of those as we are led to believe.

I actually don't think biden's hillary comments will end up being a negative with voters. it gives him more of a pass to attack palin and makes him appear honest (unlike mccain-palin).


Seriously, how the hell do you see it that way? Smartest thing for Barack & Joe to do is stop talking about Palin, period.

They're not going to make any new friends by doing the opposite.

I actually don't think biden's hillary comments will end up being a negative with voters. it gives him more of a pass to attack palin and makes him appear honest (unlike mccain-palin). i also see the negatives in regard to pumas but i don't think that there are as many of those as we are led to believe.

This is not a good theory.

Seriously, how the hell do you see it that way? Smartest thing for Barack & Joe to do is stop talking about Palin, period.

They're not going to make any new friends by doing the opposite.

Yeah, I think they need to hold off on her and expose her at the debate.

Yeah, I think they need to hold off on her and expose her at the debate.

You don't have to take verbal shots at somebody to expose her, the media's sympathy will ALWAYS side with the woman in those cases. Biden is by far the least popular person on the ticket, so he can't afford to say anything that would stir controversy....

If his goal in the debates is to "expose" Palin, there's no way he'll be able to do it without making it obvious. It's best he be a gentleman and watch what he says...

I don't think he has to hold back in the debate. He just needs to raise questions about her plans rather than be in full attack mode. I don't think he'll be using the "more of the same label" that they've used on McCain. Biden needs to hammer her issues rather than label her as anything.

Either way, Biden has a big hill to climb. Even he thinks it should've been Hillary as VP...

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/2008/09/10/2008-09-10_biden_blunder_joe_says_maybe_hillary_cli.html




Joe Biden, 9/10/08

"She is qualified to be President of the United States of America, she's easily qualified to be vice president of the United States of America and, quite frankly, it might have been a better pick than me."


Digging his own grave.

Hillary has to be loving that statement, not only is it a flattering compliment, but also, she'll get to run again in 4 years, instead of 8.

^see, even Republicans have grasped the concept of "hope"

Giuseppe Biden will be in St. Clair Shores on Monday...

Caveat.

Fuck a Buckeye!
http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2008/09/19/biden-in-hot-water-with-some-ohioans/

(CNN) — Joe Biden's off-the-cuff remarks on the trail have at times taken the Obama campaign off-message, but the Delaware senator's latest riff just may have landed him in hot water with voters — and die hard football fans — in a key battleground state.

Speaking to members of the University of Delaware football team Friday morning, the Democratic VP candidate said he thinks the Fightin Blue Hens (1-1 this season) could thrash a certain team from Ohio.

"I was out in Ohio," he said while fiddling with a football in his hands. "I told the folks in Ohio that we'd kick Ohio State's ass!" (It remains unclear if Biden actually ever told Ohio voters this.)

Biden, a proud University of Delaware alum, was clearly trying to rally his Division 1-AA team ahead of their match-up with Furman this weekend, but the comments couldn't have come at a worse time for faithful Buckeye fans who saw their team suffer a 35-3 trouncing at the hands of USC last weekend.

The comments also come as polls show the race in Ohio could hardly be tighter: A CNN poll of polls in the Buckeye state shows Obama holding a slim 1 point lead there. Close enough, presumably, that enough angry OSU fans could just make the difference — at least that's what Republicans are hoping.

The state GOP is already attacking the Democratic ticket over the comments

He told ABC's Kate Snow that wealthy people (those making more than $250,000 annually) need to step up to the plate, and that they would be "patriotic" by paying more taxes.

Joe Biden's charitable giving for the last 10 years...




1998 $195
1999 $120
2000 $360
2001 $360
2002 $260
2003 $260
2004 $380
2005 $380
2006 $380
2007 $995
Total $3,690


Talk about reinfocring the democratic stereotype of "spending somebody else's money"...

Go ahead, have at me...

Uhhh... I don't get it. If you don't deduct a lot due to charity, then you're likely paying more in taxes. You put down big dollar amounts on tax returns so you can deduct them and pay less taxes. Biden didn't do that. In other words, Biden's walking the walk when it comes to "pay more taxes".

Of course, you could ding him for not giving a lot to charity. It could well be the case that he does stuff that he chooses not to deduct, or can't easily deduct. Jill Biden biked across Iowa raising money for breast cancer. I don't see a big deduction for that, even though it's charitable in nature.

Cindy McCain beats them all put together.

Cindy McCain beats them all put together.
On charity matters, yes.

On taxes, who knows. We don't have her tax returns.

^ She is very wealthy, so thats like being the devil to libs. :)

I joke but my brother, who is just to the right of Michael Moore, thinks anyone who is ultra rich is evil. Friggin socialist or communists or something.

^ She is very wealthy, so thats like being the devil to libs. :)

I joke but my brother, who is just to the right of Michael Moore, thinks anyone who is ultra rich is evil. Friggin socialist or communists or something.
What's funny is that the sentiment of "rich equals bad" has its roots in stuff associated with today's conservatives. "It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God." comes from the Bible. 40-50 years ago, it was the richer Republicans that had the relatively leftist leanings. Contrast with centrist Richard Nixon, whose wife wore "a respectable Republican cloth coat", not a fur coat.

What's funny is that the sentiment of "rich equals bad" has its roots in stuff associated with today's conservatives. "It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God." comes from the Bible. 40-50 years ago, it was the richer Republicans that had the relatively leftist leanings. Contrast with centrist Richard Nixon, whose wife wore "a respectable Republican cloth coat", not a fur coat.

Well the libs are doing a good job of carrying it today.

When you feel like yanking your brother's chain, ask how much JFK and FDR are worth in today's dollars. :)

Biden with Katie Couric


“Part of what a leader does is to instill confidence is demonstrate that he or she knows what their talking about and communicates to people, if you listen to me and follow what I’m suggesting we can fix this. When the stock market crashed Franklin Roosevelt got on television and didn’t just talk about the you know the pictures of greed he’s look this is what happened.”

Herbert Hoover was president when the Stock Market crashed, and TELEVISION HADN'T EVEN BEEN INVENTED YET!!

What a dumbfuck!

Biden with Katie Couric



Herbert Hoover was president when the Stock Market crashed, and TELEVISION HADN'T EVEN BEEN INVENTED YET!!

What a dumbfuck!

Biden is a crack up!

When you feel like yanking your brother's chain, ask how much JFK and FDR are worth in today's dollars. :)

I'm gonna do that. And I'll post his reply.

Over the weekend, Democratic Vice Presidential candidate Joe Biden said he is against building any more coal plants in the United States.


According to Obama and Biden's energy plan they support "clean coal" technology and want to subsidize five coal plants on a commercial scale that use carbon capture and sequestration technology.


Apparently Biden & Obama aren't in sync.

Again, what a dumbfuck!

http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5idAu75NA23JLRYgG20wf4pAowpGAD93C985O0




Biden says ad mocking McCain is 'terrible'
18 hours ago

WASHINGTON (AP) — Barack Obama's running mate says a campaign ad that mocked Republican presidential candidate John McCain as an out-of-touch, out-of-date computer illiterate was "terrible" and would not have been done had he known about it.

Obama, McCain's Democratic rival, launched the ad earlier this month, part of an aggressive push to slow McCain's rise in the polls after he chose Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin to be his running mate. It included unflattering footage of Sen. McCain at a hearing in the early '80s, wearing giant glasses and an out-of-style suit, interspersed with shots of a disco ball, a clunky phone, an outdated computer and a Rubik's Cube.

"He admits he still doesn't know how to use a computer, can't send an e-mail, still doesn't understand the economy, and favors $200 billion in new tax cuts for corporations, but almost nothing for the middle class," the ad says.

Asked about the negative tone of the campaign, and this ad in particular, during an interview broadcast Monday by the "CBS Evening News," Obama's running mate, Sen. Joe Biden, said he disapproved of it.

"I thought that was terrible, by the way," Biden said.

Asked why it was done, he said: "I didn't know we did it and if I had anything to do with it, we'd have never done it."

Late Monday, Obama campaign spokesman Bill Burton issued a statement from Biden. In it, Biden said he "was asked about an ad I'd never seen" and was "reacting merely to press reports."




So after Barack took Biden behind the woodshed, he tries to take back what he said.

Again, what a total dumbfuck!

Again, what a total dumbfuck!

A total dumbfuck is at the bottom of his educational class.

I agree with Biden that the ad about McCain not being computer literate was dumb as hell.

The cover-up is always dumber then the truth. It was a terrible ad.

Actually, Biden's statements on coal are the Obama party line. He got this right, but didn't get the nuance or presentation right when talking in a rush to ecowarrior-grrl in Ohio. Here's the full statement:

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6FvHs3f48E

Basically, when anyone asks Obama about "new coal plants", his response is "clean coal". He can justify "clean coal" by pointing out that we'll be victimized by the world's dirty coal otherwise and that we're the Saudi Arabia of coal. It is a reasonable argument.

Note that "clean coal" doesn't answer the question of "new coal plants".

What Obama doesn't say in a very direct way is that he's opposed to new coal plants until clean coal improves. Actually, that's not even strictly true. What he wants is to cap coal emissions, so that no matter how many new plants are built, coal emissions are capped to the same level. He wants to use that as part of the carrot-and-stick approach to adoption of clean coal. It turns out that in PRACTICE, this means opposition to new coal plants, as clean coal isn't far enough along to permit a new coal plant to go online without breaking the emissions cap.

Keep hearing talks (even got an e-mail) that they're going to replace Biden on the ticket with Hillary shortly after the VP Debates...

Apparently, the way it would go down is Biden will either say something that's controversial or they will announce that Biden has health issues, in which case he'll step down. Then, shortly after, Obama announces (probably via text message) that he's selected Hillary to be his new VP and the party will be rejuvinated and reunited for the stretch run.

Think it will happen? Personally, I don't.

Mxy? Denny? Codename? What do you think? Would Obama do that?

I can't ever see that happening. Especially if there are rumors out there now. If there were rumors about Biden's health right now, maybe. But not conspiracy theories already.

Won't happen.

When your veep selection is whooping on the other veep selection in approval, you might be inclined to stick with him. No reason for Obama to upset any boats right now, everything is going his way.

I don't see it happening. It sounds like a hoax.

However, If Obama wins, I don't necessarily see Biden being on the ticket in 2012. I was surprised Bush didn't take someone other than Cheney in 2004, for that matter. I figured they'd use Cheney's heart issues as a reasonable excuse to swap someone else in (e.g. Jeb Bush) and preserve the legacy.

Biden might not be great, but right now Biden>Palin. She just isn't doing it for me.

I don't see it happening. It sounds like a hoax.

However, If Obama wins, I don't necessarily see Biden being on the ticket in 2012. I was surprised Bush didn't take someone other than Cheney in 2004, for that matter. I figured they'd use Cheney's heart issues as a reasonable excuse to swap someone else in (e.g. Jeb Bush) and preserve the legacy.
Cheney was technically president, no way he was giving up being president w/o actually being president.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7RJAnefJKA

That's a solid desperation ad, no doubt.

Biden might not be great, but right now Biden>Palin. She just isn't doing it for me.
Get out of here, man. I don't see any shred of LOL@Biden in there.

LOL@Tahoe for catching flack defending Biden.

Its soooo easy to get underneath y'alls skin. :)

"He was in total frigging command!"
http://www.newsweek.com/id/162295/page/1

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPywKOTQZig

^That guy is a lifelong Republican that endorses Obama/Biden.

Old habits.

Anybody care to shed some light on whatever the fuck Joe Biden said today...

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/us_and_americas/us_elections/article4981906.ece



Joe Biden, the Democratic vice-presidential nominee, has told Americans to expect a “major international crisis” that will present an early test of a Barack Obama administration.

His comments were seized upon by the Republican campaign yesterday to raise fresh doubts about the prepared-ness of Mr Obama to be commander-in-chief.

Speaking at a fundraiser in Seattle on Sunday night, Mr Biden said: “Mark my words, it will not be six months before the world tests Barack Obama like they did John Kennedy. The world is looking. We’re about to elect a brilliant 47-year-old senator president of the United States of America. Remember I said it standing here . . . we’re gonna have an international crisis, a generated crisis, to test the mettle of this guy.”

He cited Russia and the Middle East as possible places that may cause problems, as well as the border between Afghanistan and Pakistan – “crawling with al-Qaeda” – as being of particular concern.

Mr Obama would need help and support, Mr Biden suggested, “because it’s not gonna be apparent, initially, that we’re right.” He then spotted the media in the room, “I probably shouldn’t have said all this because it dawned on me that the press is here.”


You can't fix stupid. And Joe Biden is stupid.

The major foreign policy crisis happening early on tends to be the case with any new president.

Dubya had 9/11 7 months after inauguration.
Clinton had Black Hawk Down 8 months after inauguration.
Bush Sr. had Tiananmen Square 5 months after inauguration.
Reagan went into the elements leading to Iran-Contra right away.
Carter created his own early foreign crisis with the Panama Canal.
Further back than that, you have Vietnam...

Anybody care to shed some light on whatever the fuck Joe Biden said today...

You can't fix stupid. And Joe Biden is stupid.

If anyone knows about how hard it is to fix stupid, i would think you'd be an expert. Considering that the Pakistani government is already in danger of collapse and we have a global economic crisis, I don't think we'll have to wait until the end of bush to see another major crisis.

Anybody care to shed some light on whatever the fuck Joe Biden said today...

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/us_and_americas/us_elections/article4981906.ece





You can't fix stupid. And Joe Biden is stupid.

If Repubs had said it, the libs would have been crying about fear mongering.

I am disturbed by that. I would have been much more comfortable had he said "something could happen where Barack needs to...." etc. etc. rather than "mark my words."

We are already in an international crisis. Yes I think he's referring to Russia, Iran, Al Queda, Pakistan, and Afghanistan all testing our new President off the top to see what they are dealing with. With that said bad slip on his part to speak on it.


Fear mongering is scaring people into propaganda for your own gain last i checked.

I am disturbed by that. I would have been much more comfortable had he said "something could happen where Barack needs to...." etc. etc. rather than "mark my words."
I agree, just really bad on his part to even get on the subject.

His overall point was that Obama will be ready and steely when something bad happens, but he had to go on and on about the nature of what bad may happen and turn the truth (yeah, something bad is going to happen -- well, duh!) into fearmongering (specifics irrelevant to his overall point).

His overall point was that Obama will be ready and steely when something bad happens, but he had to go on and on about the nature of what bad may happen and turn the truth (yeah, something bad is going to happen -- well, duh!) into fearmongering (specifics irrelevant to his overall point).
Still dont know if it was agenda driven enough to be fear mongering, but otherwise i agree.

Biden was dramatizing to tell a good story, and sometimes that doesn't play out well. He' reminds me of Belushi's motivational speech in Animal House:

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsmybQKpmTw

Say what you want, marginalize it, whatever, it was not a good thing to say politically.

Joe Biden's comment = Dumb

I agree.

Say what you want, marginalize it, whatever, it was not a good thing to say politically.

Joe Biden's comment = Dumb
Everybody said it was dumb. Learn to read. :)

Everybody said it was dumb. Learn to read. :)

DRay and you were on the fence on it, thats about it.

Joe Biden isn't a dumbass, he's just a very clumsy public speaker. Too many years in the Senate. He's used to speaking in front of small crowds, but not large crowds with media attention. If you've spend 1000 years talking to pancake dinners at the Knights of Columbus, you get used to speaking off the cuff.

I remember Bush kept talking about how the economy was declining just after he was elected, and it wasn't. But he made it happen by talking about it every chance he got. Someone will probably pull Biden aside and say, "Hey Joe, why don't you shut the fuck up about terrorist attacks?" and everyone will forget about it.

DRay and you were on the fence on it, thats about it.
No, you can't read, we said it was dumb. Didnt endorse it as fear mongering. But we both considered it dumb on his part to stretch it that far. You just wish we were "the candidate we endorse is perfect gold" gung ho like yourself, then things be easier for u.

No, you can't read, we said it was dumb. Didnt endorse it as fear mongering. But we both considered it dumb on his part to stretch it that far. You just wish we were "the candidate we endorse is perfect gold" gung ho like yourself, then things be easier for u.

Jesus, thats a stupid post. And I mean stupid. JM is perfect Gold? Thats fucking stupid.

DRay was the only one that said Dumb. You were on the fence.

If you can't see or read that, then I don't know what to day.

I'm not sure what tahoe and wil are bitching about now. We weren't angry enough at biden? All presidents have to deal with international crises and we are in the middle of a global economic crisis so I'm not sure we'll even have to wait. I guess it was lame to say that people would doubt obama at times, but all presidents have been doubted at times. w.'s biggest problem is that he never listened to the doubters until the dems won over Congress.

Anyways, if you are going to constantly complain about the occasional silly statement from biden or obama, at least we have candidates that are allowed to talk without cue cards. Imagine if palin were giving interviews every day.

I'm not sure what tahoe and wil are bitching about now. We weren't angry enough at biden? All presidents have to deal with international crises and we are in the middle of a global economic crisis so I'm not sure we'll even have to wait. I guess it was lame to say that people would doubt obama at times, but all presidents have been doubted at times. w.'s biggest problem is that he never listened to the doubters until the dems won over Congress.

Anyways, if you are going to constantly complain about the occasional silly statement from biden or obama, at least we have candidates that are allowed to talk without cue cards. Imagine if palin were giving interviews every day.

I'm just pointing and laughing at the inablility for some peeps on the board to call the statement stupid.

In its entirety, I think the statement itself is pretty factual. I think it was stupidly phrased and largely irrelevant to the point he was making.

McCain just agreed with John Murtha that western Pennsylvania is full of racists, so I suspect there's not a lot of political gain to be had at Biden's expense here.

I'm just pointing and laughing at the inablility for some peeps on the board to call the statement stupid.

actually, it seems like grasping at straws considering all the moronic fucking statements coming out of the gop on a daily basis. obama pals around with terrorists. he's a communist, he's a socialist. he is anti-american. After all that, i am supposed to marvel at something that is far far less offensive from biden. give me a fucking break.

Jesus, thats a stupid post. And I mean stupid. JM is perfect Gold? Thats fucking stupid..
Its only stupid because you can't say what you want and have no idea of what on the fence is you brilliant 2nd grader. :)


I agree, just really bad on his part to even get on the subject.
That's on the fence? really? You're getting your panties in a bunch on one statement and quiet as a church mouse when you are called out on supporting how many dumb statements? Funny.

Either way no one is on the fence about it being stupid or has said to be. Only thing i said is that it didnt seem like fear mongering to me, and it doesn't. That doesnt equate it to smart or any less dumb. Get your own interpretations together before you get yourself pumped up.

I just heard some good points...If Palin had said something about JM like Biden said about BO, the media would have roasted here more than they do already.

But where is Joe? They're hiding him? Keeping him under wraps?

I guess I don't care that much except to point and laugh, but when Palin wasn't doing interviews it was all over the press, the web and this site.

The silence is deafening on Joe the life-long Senator.

Yeah, certainly, even though the whole national security thing in case something happens has been pushed by the McCain camp since the beginning...

Did you forget the 9/11 video at the RNC?

I just heard some good points...If Palin had said something about JM like Biden said about BO, the media would have roasted here more than they do already.

But where is Joe? They're hiding him? Keeping him under wraps?

I guess I don't care that much except to point and laugh, but when Palin wasn't doing interviews it was all over the press, the web and this site.

The silence is deafening on Joe the life-long Senator.
Actually Joe was on Meet the press(or one of those sunday morning shows" not too long after being picked as VP. I thought he spoke very well and his answers were on point. Palin's first interview wasn't close. Maybe that's why every interview there after was treated differently. First impressions Tahoe.

I just heard some good points...If Palin had said something about JM like Biden said about BO, the media would have roasted here more than they do already.

But where is Joe? They're hiding him? Keeping him under wraps?

I guess I don't care that much except to point and laugh, but when Palin wasn't doing interviews it was all over the press, the web and this site.

The silence is deafening on Joe the life-long Senator.

Yup, he's sure silent about the matter . Here's Biden "silently" answering leading questions straight out of the Fox News playbook (which makes this LOL worthy in some circles) on the matter:

http://www.wftv.com/video/17790025/index.html

Of course, the LOL isn't complete without the McCain ad using Biden's own words against him, and I'm surprised someone hasn't posted that already.

WTFV, yea, I don't really get them out here.

Anyway, I'm not just talking about this issue, I'm talking about Joe in general. I don't see much of him, lots like Palin early on, imo.

Palin's been doing local stuff, for the most part. He's occasionally been on big Sunday pundit shows, but he's mostly doing rallies in the swing states where he generally gets decent press, gives plenty of interviews, jaws off at length, etc. Biden is lower-profile than Palin, but then again, so is McCain.

Media bias against Biden. Shhhh....it ruins their excuse.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgbS-vy9_Sk

The major foreign policy crisis happening early on tends to be the case with any new president.

Dubya had 9/11 7 months after inauguration.
Clinton had Black Hawk Down 8 months after inauguration.
Bush Sr. had Tiananmen Square 5 months after inauguration.
Reagan went into the elements leading to Iran-Contra right away.
Carter created his own early foreign crisis with the Panama Canal.
Further back than that, you have Vietnam...
http://defensenewsstand.com/insider.asp?issue=10242008sp
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v334/muzikal203/Obama/98656243.jpg

That looks like Rush Limbaugh to me.

The hair is more realistic than Biden's.

Joe vs the press circa 2004... "Who gives a shit?"

wk3Kc9SwVvs

I have a feeling he's going to be a very quotable VP.

Ok, this one takes a little bit of explaining but it's by far the most hilarious of anyone on the campaign.

This is Chuck Graham, Missouri State Senator.
http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2007/08/10/us/stem600.jpg

This is Joe Biden showing his appreciation for Chuck Graham.
C2mzbuRgnI4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2mzbuRgnI4

I absolutely die at "oh, God love'ya."

#19

I refer you to aticle #19 clause A of the WTF "Keep Straight or Get Bent Rules and Regulations".


19) A. POIDH.

BAM!

Friends, THAT is one of those 'Oh shit' moments that I wish on no one.

Again, seconded.

Second second.

Third second or second third.

#19


You know, you guys would've BLASTED me had I just done what Fool just did.

I see how it is...

You know, you guys would've BLASTED me had I just done what Fool just did.

I see how it is...

#19

You know, you guys would've BLASTED me had I just done what Fool just did.

I see how it is...

Fool gets one free pass. Plus at this point it's more about the schtick, not really a direct shot at you.


And it's still hilarious.

"Oh! God love ya!"

That's great.

So today BO had Biden with him as they swore in the Senior Cab or something...BO said "Joe" so Joe comes up to the mic and says something like..."I need a card cuz my memory isn't as good as Chief Justice Roberts"

It got a chuckle from some in the room, but then everyone just groaned. But if you get a chance, look at the look on BO's face. He was NOT happy.

Again, an 'oh shit' moment for Biden.

Props to BO. His joking, his humor has pretty much left. HE completely gets this. I think he honestly feels the weight of the job. He's not about joking around right now. I think he realizes that any crisis could rear its head and he doesnt have all his support pieces in place yet.

I love Joe Biden more and more. His comments are great.

FWIW with the Roberts botched oath thing, it's not the first time that it happened. Hoover was given a botched oath:

http://fpc.state.gov/114510.htm

I'll just take your word that somewhere in there is the story you are talking about.

Biden made fun of Roberts remembering the oath and lol @ biden he was giving Hillary her oath (FROM A CARD) and he still fucked it up.

Our VP is non-stop hilarity...unfortunately I don't think BO is too amused with him.

Crazy Joe was on the tube cuz BO put him in charge of implementing the stimulus plan or something...Recovery.gov.

Anyway, they asked what the website was...

Crazy Joe: "I don't know. Whats the number to the website? He aksed someone off camera.

OMFG thats funny.

First he doesn't know the site name and then he thinks theres a number to it.

You can't make that up

Everyone knows that Joe Biden surfs the web by opening up sockets to raw IP addresses, then hand-crafting the appropriate HTTP 1.1+ headers so he gets served the right content. Really, the only question is how he handles SSL... I'm thinking a crypto accelerator, but some speculate he does the calculations on the fly in his shiny head.

^ yea, thats it, he was asking for the ip addy.

God this guy is lost. I didn't know he was this bad.

He trumped Gore's "I invented the Internet" and Bush's "Internets"

Whats the number to the website? Holy shit, thats funny.

71pTSTwSzK0

Man that guy is lost.

Maybe they'll get him an underground bunker?

Next thing you know the guy's going to shoot somebody in the face.

His wife perhaps? (High Hat)

http://news.yahoo.com/s/politico/20090322/pl_politico/20322;_ylt=AiMt7xDmsDGyIU3y7MK3HxKs0NUE;_ylu=X3oDM TFlMmhhNnZkBHBvcwM4NQRzZWMDYWNjb3JkaW9uX3BvbGl0aWN zBHNsawNiaWRlbnN0ZWFsc3Q-


Can Vice President Joe Biden make a ballroom full of savvy insiders laugh at a time of economic turmoil?

Yes, he can.

Biden, filling in for President Barack Obama at Saturday night’s Gridiron Club dinner, poked fun at Obama’s charismatic persona by explaining that “he couldn’t make it because he’s busy preparing for Easter,” which in fact is still three weeks away.

"He thinks it's about him," Biden dead panned.

In some Beltway circles, Obama’s absence was viewed as a snub of the media elite, since he chose to be ensconced with his family at Camp David only a brief helicopter ride away. Obama is the first president to skip the dinner in his first year in office since Grover Cleveland in 1885, when the journalists’ club was founded.

Biden even came up with an excuse of sorts for Cleveland: “He was married to a 21 year old girl and had better things to do.”

Although newspaper revenues are in free fall, causing Washington bureaus to close at nearly the same pace as the Gridiron stage show’s weekend run, Biden told the fancy-dress audience of 600 guests at the Renaissance Washington hotel that newspapers still have a vital role to play.

“You can’t house break a puppy on the Internet,” he said, citing “Champ,” the Biden family’s newly acquired German Sheppard.

For that matter, as Biden saw it, it wouldn’t hurt for Rahm Emanuel a fellow attendee whose foul mouthed reputation has followed him from Congress to the White House to master some house breaking skills as well.

The walls between his office and that of Obama’s chief of staff “are paper thin,” Biden noted, likening the experience to “listening to ‘Sesame Street’ where every day is brought to you by the letter ‘F.’”

In contrast to some other Democrats, Biden had nice things to say about Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner, who departed soon after Tribune Company columnist Doyle McManus portrayed him on stage.

“Tim Geithner is always there when you need money no questions asked,” Biden said.

“We’ve got a plan for a plan to make a plan to plan … a pla aan,” McManus sang.

California Republican Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger, who was born in Austria, and Michigan Democratic Gov. Jennifer Granholm, who was born in Canada, also spoke after members of the exclusive journalists’ club, dressed in rakish costumes and bolstered by several ringers, mounted skits that lampooned both their political parties.

Although nominally off-the-record, Gridiron dinners have often been demanding auditions for aspiring politicians, including, previously, Obama. But Schwarzenegger’s and Granholm’s foreign births eliminate them as potential presidential candidates.

Biden congratulated Schwarzenegger “on a really great speech,” adding, “I can hardly wait for the English translation.”

For his part, Schwarzenegger alleged that Emanuel “is concerned that some ninth graders are cursing only at the fifth grade level.”

Noting that his marriage ceremony required him to take his wife, former newscaster and Kennedy scion Maria Shriver, “in sickness or in health,” he said, “And being a Democrat is her sickness.”

Granholm asked Schwarzenegger which of his movies had best prepared him to deal with a party now led by radio commentator Rush Limbaugh and Republican National Committee Chairman Michael Steele.

The choices, she said, are "True Lies" or "Kindergarten Cop."

Imagining a reverse version of "The Dating Game," a show on which she and Schwarzenegger once appeared – albeit separately -- Granholm turned to him and said: “Let's get started, Governor No. 1."

Then she interjected: “And believe me, that’s better than being called ‘Client No. 9.’”

Inside joke: Eliot Spitzer was forced to resign as New York’s governor, shortly after attending last year’s dinner, when court papers cited him as “Client 9” in a call girl ring.

In making light of the financial crisis, several of the journalists’ skits paid heed to the depressed state of their own industry. “Will Twitter for food,” a sign held by a chorus member read.

Dick Cooper, this year’s club president, opened the evening’s festivities by noting that “the newspaper industry and the Obama administration have one thing in common: They’re both deep into deficit spending.” He asked the assembled guests to “please stop by our bake sale in the lobby as you leave.”
Cooper is one of some 35 editors and reporters at the Tribune Company’s Washington Bureau. At the peak, there were a combined 110 staffers working in Washington for print outlets owned by the now-bankrupt newspaper chain.

Although Obama was absent, a coterie of White House aides showed up for the four-hour white tie dinner. In addition to Emanuel, the Democratic speaker at the 2006 dinner, press secretary Robert Gibbs and senior advisor Valerie Jarrett attended.

So did two other governors: Tim Kane (D Va.) and Bill Ritter Jr. (D-Colo.). Four senators also came: Susan Collins (R Maine), Ted Kaufman (D Del.), Amy Klobuchar (D Minn.) and Ben Nelson (D Neb.).
They were joined by a group from the House led by Reps. Chris Van Hollen (D Md.), John Dingell, (D Mich.) and Chet Edwards (D Texas.) Chief Justice John Roberts and Justice Anthony Kennedy sat on the dais. (Each year, the club invites all nine Supreme Court justices, but judicial etiquette dictates that only two may accept.)

The U.S. Marine Band, which played as the dinner began, has been associated with the club of 65 active journalists since the time that John Philip Sousa directed the musical activities of both organizations. Gen. James Conway, the Marine Corps’ commandant, came, along with an array of top military brass, all also seated at the dais in their be-medaled dress uniforms.

As the oldest organization of Washington journalists, the club has traditionally inducted newspaper bureau chiefs and columnists. Lately, however, it has opened its membership rolls (and stage roles) to non print media glitterati.

While on stage, one such newly minted inductee, Andrea Mitchell of NBC News, spoofed former Fed chairman Alan Greenspan, her husband and a veteran guest. “Hell,” she quipped, “if I had understood what he was saying, we would have been married 12 years earlier.”

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/congress_forced_to_watch_training?utm_source=onion _rss_daily


WASHINGTON—In an effort to stimulate discussion, resolve party conflicts, and increase legislative productivity, members of the 111th Congress were once again required to watch an instructional video on bipartisan collaboration this week.

Senators reluctantly watch the section on "non-vitriolic communication."

"Since both House and Senate seem unable or unwilling to compromise on several issues regarding tax money, earmarks, or even seating arrangement, we have decided to take drastic action," Vice President Joe Biden told a special joint session of Congress Monday. "Hopefully this will give you some tools you can use to lend a hand, and maybe an ear, across the aisle."

"And please, no talking on cell phones during the video," Biden added. "I'm looking at you, Senator Reid."

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/172/376106368_6f63f0b2c8_o.jpg

Joe is funny.

I like the retraction/what he meant to say about flying on planes etc.

This guys is non-stop fun.

Y'all should watch a different channel cuz you prolly aren't getting any of the good stuff.

Biden is turning into the same kind of high-grade assassination insurance that Dan Quayle was.

Please stick to sticking it to Joe! :)

I think I am. What makes him so great as assassination insurance is the fact that he's enough of a doofus that no one would want to see him as Pres.

Hillary in 2012

Would Michael Curry be a step up?

I'm dumbfounded how Obama's able to have people that help him come off so articulate, sharp and proper, yet they don't help out the old douche bag.

I'm dumbfounded how Obama's able to have a teleprompter help him come off so articulate, sharp and proper, yet they don't help out the old douche bag.

Helped you out a lil there

I seem to recall a teleprompter not helping Biden... he'll go off the cuff and get in trouble, or somesuch.

I'm dumb.

Helped you out a little more.

http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/Shirtless-Biden-R.jpg

^doesn't look photoshopped at all, lol

Helped you out a lil there

Hell, at least Obama can read and speak. Unlike, of course, Bush, who couldn't spit out more than 2 syllables correctly even with Dick "Edgar Bergen" Cheney's hand up his ass.

http://features.csmonitor.com/politics/2009/05/10/biden-insults-president-obamas-dog-at-syracuse/

Biden's coming to Detroit! LOL!!

http://www.freep.com/article/20090803/NEWS15/90803054/Biden-to-talk-economy-in-Detroit

http://img5.raidpic.com/363818245306_0b7670a5ba.jpg

Is that a bust of Redd Foxx in the background?

That's a great pic.

I bet they both would agree.

Caption... "Biden watches Obama drop some mud"

http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/Shirtless-Biden-R.jpg

WASHINGTON—According to an incident report filed by the Secret Service, special agents responded early Wednesday morning to a distress call from Number One Observatory Circle and arrived to discover Vice President Joe Biden chained to a bed, spread-eagle, with a pair of cutoff denim shorts around his ankles. Though White House officials have refused to comment, the report indicates that Biden told agents his wallet was missing and detailed its contents as a lucky two-dollar bill, a Sizzler gift card, and a Federal Bikini Inspector badge. After further questioning of the vice president, the Secret Service advised local law enforcement to be on the lookout for a stolen white 1981 Trans Am driven by "this real feisty little firecracker."
http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/walletless_biden_found?utm_source=onion_rss_daily

Big fucking deal...

http://www.politico.com/blogs/bensmith/0310/The_mother_of_all_Biden_moments.html?showall

That's awesome.

I approve that message.

http://i484.photobucket.com/albums/rr205/jkbruno/tumblr_kzqz6b4cHh1qzpjmwo1_250.gif

http://media.theonion.com/images/articles/article/17132/Biden-Now-R_jpg_445x1000_upscale_q85.jpg

bump

Just cuz you know he did something beyond stupid before he even ate breakfast today.

Just for Tahoe...

http://www.latimes.com/health/chi-biden-to-headline-fundraisers-for-dnc-epilepsy-group-20110620,0,6448686.story

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/connoisseur.png

I like xkcd.

http://www.theonion.com/video/gop-introduces-new-mystery-candidate-with-paper-ba,27271/

http://o.onionstatic.com/images/17/17917/16x9/640.jpg
http://www.theonion.com/articles/joe-biden-hitchhikes-to-democratic-national-conven,29425/?ref=auto

http://c.o0bc.com/rf/image_539o215/Boston/2011-2020/Wires/2012/09/09/Boston.com/APOnlineImages/2012-09-09/cc66fbce769eb2191a0f6a706700afab.jpg

http://www.boston.com/news/politics/2012/09/10/joe-biden-buddies-ohio-bikers/WwiNrzj2eeYKBVM1errTyL/story.html

Fuck, I thought that was The Onion.

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/03203/potd-biden-sniff_3203314b.jpg
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/11419538/Creepy-Veep-Joe-Biden-nuzzles-wife-of-colleague-and-claims-he-is-friends-with-lots-of-Somali-cab-drivers.html

Biden Worries Legalized Weed In D.C. Will Cut Into His Business
http://o.onionstatic.com/images/28/28889/16x9/700.jpg?6490
http://www.theonion.com/articles/biden-worries-legalized-weed-in-dc-will-cut-into-h,38210/

Love Joe. Hope he gets in.

If you haven't seen it yet, it's great.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opVaEC_WxWs


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwmMPytjrK4

^ Didn't watch, but Joe's likability has to be way, WAY better than Hillary's. She's just not likeable imo and even some Dems I know can't stand her.

“No man has a right to raise a hand to a woman in anger other than in self-defense, and that rarely ever occurs. So we have to just change the culture, period. And keep punching at it and punching it and punching at it.”

https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/rudy-giuliani-claims-he-has-evidence-linking-joe-biden-to-barack-obama

Who knew?!

When will "a noun, a verb, and Barack Obama" pack it in?

Yeah, time to pull the plug.

They do need to fix the whiteness of the first two contests, though.

#primaryandcaucussowhite

Today is a good day to be Joe Biden, and I'm still LOL.

WILMINGTON, DE—As the moderate wing of the Democratic Party consolidated its backing around his candidacy, former Vice President Joe Biden reportedly wondered Thursday where all this support was back when he still had a functioning brain. “Here’s the deal: I’m flattered that everyone’s voting for me and the big Democratic donors are giving me a lot of money, but look, I used to have a general idea of what was happening, and it would’ve been nice if they’d shown me that kind of support back then,” said the former vice president, trailing off and staring blankly for a moment before telling reporters that he didn’t win a single state when he ran for the party’s nomination in either 1988 or 2008, when he would have been physically and cognitively prepared for the demands of running in a general election. “I’ve been pandering to people and compromising progressive goals for decades, and now you’re just throwing all this campaign support and money behind me? I was lucid for 70 years! I honestly can’t figure you people out. Why are you just now saying Joe Biden should be president when I can’t hold a train of thought for longer than 10 seconds or talk to anyone on the campaign trail without getting agitated and sticking my finger in their face? What is your deal?” Sources confirmed that Biden also wondered why the Democrats were supporting him now that he wouldn’t be the only candidate in clear mental decline with a history of reactionary policies in the race.

Tara Reade is pretty obviously full of shit:

https://medium.com/@eddiekrassenstein/evidence-casts-doubt-on-tara-reades-sexual-assault-allegations-of-joe-biden-e4cb3ee38460

LOL@Biden for not being able to deal with this.

https://genesiustimes.com/ozzy-osbourne-hired-to-interpret-joe-bidens-speeches/
https://secureservercdn.net/198.71.233.129/d24.097.myftpupload.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/ozzy-biden-translator-1024x538.jpg

That site is like your trumper grandma's idea of how to make funny satire like the onion.

That site is like your trumper grandma's idea of how to make funny satire like the onion.

This came to me from a Trump uncle. :)

vipV7XpC-l8

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8635281/Jill-Biden-cheated-husband-Joe-ex-claims.html


Joe Biden and his wife Jill had an affair that broke up her first marriage, her ex-husband told DailyMail.com in an exclusive interview
Bill Stevenson says that their story about how the presidential candidate fell in love with Jill after a blind date is made up

Trump and staff get COVID-19 while Biden doesn't, and the front page NYTimes news has a story about Biden being cagey:

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/10/04/us/politics/biden-covid-test-trump.html


But beyond the public examples of safety precautions, Mr. Biden’s health protocols have remained largely under wraps, with his campaign saying little about what steps it is taking to protect the 77-year-old Democratic nominee.

His aides will not answer questions about whether Mr. Biden is tested daily; they say simply that he is tested “regularly.”

Does Joe Biden wear a Naked Gun-style body condom when sleeping with his wife?

https://nypost.com/2020/10/14/email-reveals-how-hunter-biden-introduced-ukrainian-biz-man-to-dad/

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2020/10/15/09/34418592-8842709-In_some_of_the_images_Hunter_Biden_is_seen_with_a_ crack_pipe_han-a-1_1602749569849.jpg

LOL for underperforming -- he's only 4+ million votes ahead

LOL, indeed.

WASHINGTON—Excoriating the presumptive nominee for his lack of action, the national news media turned its ire on the Biden administration Tuesday for its failure to solve the Covid epidemic. “Hopes were high when President-elect Biden won the election but unfortunately at this point he has failed to deliver on his promises to listen to scientists and see the nation through this challenging period,” said CNN anchor John Berman, confirming that thus far, the Democratic nominee had not lobbied Congress or issued any executive actions to address rising hospitalizations or the economic devastation incurred by the virus. “Despite signaling that he would make it a chief priority, Biden and his as-yet-unnamed cabinet officials have acted like deer in the headlights, refusing to put forward any legislation whatsoever despite having at least the House and, pending results, even the Senate in their corner. It’s this type of stalling that just adds more fuel to the fire for Republicans who claim that Democrats get nothing done.” Berman went on to further condemn Biden for his failure to propose meaningful policy solutions to the wave of right-wing violence expected to escalate over the next few months.

Biden reaches out. The GOP slaps him in the face.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/biden-reaches-out-the-gop-slaps-him-in-the-face/2020/11/20/5111029e-2b76-11eb-92b7-6ef17b3fe3b4_story.html

Biden's gonna execute people -- awesome!


Biden has said he will re-enter the U.S. in the Paris climate accord on his first day in office and will prioritize undoing dozens of environmental regulatory rollbacks put into place by President Donald Trump — all via execution action.
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/white-house/pursuing-historic-climate-change-agenda-biden-may-find-surprising-ally-n1252234

WASHINGTON—Signing an executive order that would place the policy into effect immediately, President Joe Biden announced Wednesday that he had authorized the United States military to shoot down any harmful greenhouse gases that enter the nation’s airspace. “With this executive order, I’m directing the military to use all weapons at their disposal to wipe out any carbon emissions attempting to slip into the country’s atmosphere,” said Biden, adding that military intervention was necessary to defeat the hostile fumes threatening the lives of our citizens. “Any carbon dioxide, methane, or fluorinated gases caught entering the air from industrial or agricultural processes will be shot on sight.” At press time, the U.S. had launched airstrikes on several dangerous smog clouds above the nation’s largest cities.

https://i.postimg.cc/wvB5yrXm/image.jpg

https://i.postimg.cc/y871BW02/image.jpg

#PWNED

WASHINGTON?In a stirring speech at the U.S. Capitol Thursday morning, President Joe Biden vowed not to forget the lessons of the Jan. 6 riot, urging Americans to hang former Vice President Mike Pence. ?We stand here today to declare that we will not back down in the face of tyranny, and we will gut the traitor Pence limb from limb for the way he turned on President Trump,? said Biden, who spent nearly 10 minutes of his prepared remarks encouraging the crowd to chant ?Hang Mike Pence! Hang Mike Pence!? along with him. ?What can we learn from the events of Jan. 6? The enduring lesson here is that we must drag Mike Pence from his home and string him up from the rafters for all to see. Where was he when his president needed him most? Where was he when the true patriots needed his help to stop the steal? The only way to heal this divided nation is to unite around the shared cause of killing Mike Pence for his many failures as vice president. God bless this country, and God bless you all.? Biden was then seen departing the Capitol with a pistol, vowing to take revenge on Mike Pence himself.
https://t.ly/VZqu

https://www.fmylife.com/article/hogwatch_372338.html

https://i.postimg.cc/QdxDMkTH/image.jpg
https://scitechdaily.com/hail-to-the-squid-new-species-of-extinct-vampire-squid-like-cephalopod-with-10-arms-named-after-biden/

https://i.postimg.cc/VNyk5sjF/image.jpg

Joe Biden mindfucked Batsy DeVos -- didn't think she had a mind! Wow!

https://www.freep.com/story/news/politics/elections/2022/08/18/betsy-devos-joe-biden-forehead-megyn-kelly/10356464002/

https://i.imgur.com/4cv49s1.jpg

Yes, everything is normal and fine.

Prince Harry has acclimated to living in the US a little too well.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt15481952/

Directed by Robert Davi lol

Saw John James credited for the film and was honestly surprised it wasn't the guy who keeps running for Congress here.

No one fucks with a Biden? i wonder who Hunter's father really is. :)

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/joe-biden/florida-mayor-laughs-bidens-hot-mic-f-bomb-rcna50953

Joe Biden Deserves 4 More Years Of Making My Centrist Baby Boomer Pussy Sopping Wet
https://www.theonion.com/joe-biden-deserves-4-more-years-of-making-my-centrist-b-1849630712

OMG HE'S OLD!!!! And it's BECAUSE he's old that he's a gaffe machine, as if he weren't a gaffe machine 15 years ago at the start of this thread.

https://i.postimg.cc/YCHDtVPr/image.jpg

Biden's biggest failure is voting to invade the wrong fucking country.
So, I LOL at him telling Israel not to turn Gaza into a bloody parking lot.
He just doesn't have the moral authority to engage in the Middle East.
I really had a LOL@Biden moment, yet it's not funny in the least.
He's the better candidate mostly because his opposition is worse, sadly.
The only thing that's changed from 2020 to now is that people forget.

LOL

https://i.postimg.cc/NjLYF6kw/image.jpg
https://t.ly/AxQHA

Joe Biden knows how to bring both sides together.

https://twitter.com/MavenNavarro1/status/1785785576571994299

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/06/09/us/politics/biden-history-fact-check.html
https://archive.ph/0UDdN

Hunter Biden is convicted, but his laptop is still on the loose.

WASHINGTON?In the aftermath of a disastrous night that left Democrats reeling over their candidate for the 2024 election, political analysts confirmed Friday that President Joe Biden could negate his debate performance by pulling a train with a chain clenched between his teeth. ?Our post-debate polling indicates that one of the only way the president can recover from yesterday?s catastrophic evening is by gathering likely voters next to the train tracks and using the sheer power of his jaw and neck muscles to pull a 4,000-ton train,? said Democratic political strategists Thomas Fitzpatrick, who described how the feat of strength in which Biden would hold a steel rope in his mouth and rely solely on his own brawn to move a seven-coach train would go a significant way toward restoring trust in the 81-year-old?s fitness for office. ?There?s no way to spin the president?s evening of rambling answers and unsettling gazes in a positive light for Democrats. The silver lining here is that the party does have options. For example, Biden could also take a cannonball to the stomach or put two women on either end of a pole and lift them way up over his head. Whatever they choose, Democrats should act now to avoid a potential loss in November.? Analysts added that Biden should also wear a striped leotard to show off his physique and convince voters his strength is real.
https://t.ly/H3_B1

Reassuring...

EAST HAMPTON, NY?Defending her 81-year-old husband in the wake of his highly criticized debate performance, first lady Jill Biden reportedly assured an audience of Democratic donors Monday that she ?hit[s] that on the daily,? referring to President Joe Biden. ?To any doubters of my husband?s virility, let me just start out by saying that I hit that every single night, and it?s magnificent,? Dr. Biden said at a fundraiser, winking as she held up a special cushion that she claimed she had to sit on during her flight to New York while icing her ?worn out? pelvis. ?No, my husband is not a young man, but his age doesn?t prevent him from regularly pounding the ever-living shit out of me, raw and wet. You may rest assured that our nation?s commander in chief is relaxed and clear-minded each day from having busted so hard the night before. For anyone wondering if Joseph Robinette Biden Jr. is still up to the task of the presidency, I submit as evidence the handprints on my raw red ass, which show the man in the Oval Office is a pure fuck machine capable of making me come again and again and again, the way the leader of the free world should.? Dr. Biden went on to say that the president only stumbled during the debate last week because his mouth was so tired from a night spent ?jowls deep? in her pussy.

Enjoy it while it lasts...

https://theonion.com/the-onion-officially-endorses-joe-biden-for-president/

Biden's political instincts are LOL, as always.

Why did he ever bother to tie his own hands by taking a Hunter pardon off the table?
Why do it now instead of at the very end, where it'd get drown out by the inauguration?
Why not issue pardons for everyone on Trump's hit list, so it's not just about Hunter?

Biden jokes about being careful not to mispronounce Native American name - then says it wrong
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14302677/biden-jokes-mispronounce-native-american-says-incorrectly.html