How many days is it before you normally start an APB for a poster?

I don't want to start it too early cuz I think there should be no special rules for anyone on WTF (you know the way the Jordans, Bonds, Ramirez's of the world get special treatment), but I don't want to be late on it either. I don't want SDB thinking we don't care.

Any input by anyone on when the APB should be started?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/1xtra/dev/diary/media/dawson-crying.edt.JPG

I think it should be performance based. Not all posters are created equal.

For people like you, Glenn and SDB, the APB should be put out after no later than 3 days. There are always reasons when people of your stature cannot post for a couple of days, but if there's a forseen absence coming, generally you should warn us.

Others like Vinny, Fool, Chris, CV and Zek, a five day wait should be acceptable.

Jethro, DrRay, Ledezma and Denny should be no more than a week.

Everyone else, 10 days should do.


That's the MoTown ideal.

Glad to know you'd miss me after 5 days (or miss hating me).

I think it should be performance based. Not all posters are created equal.

For people like you, Glenn and SDB, the APB should be put out after no later than 3 days. There are always reasons when people of your stature cannot post for a couple of days, but if there's a forseen absence coming, generally you should warn us.

Others like Vinny, Fool, Chris, CV and Zek, a five day wait should be acceptable.

Jethro, DrRay, Ledezma and Denny should be no more than a week.

Everyone else, 10 days should do.


That's the MoTown ideal.

LMAO...just what I was fishing for.

what's a apb

Absent Poster... ehhh.... bulletin?

Absent Poster... ehhh.... bulletin?

Ass Pounding By...

Ah, that makes much more sense. Thanks, Denny.

SDB's mood upon returning will be:

Just flat out bubbly. Happy to be back?

Lackadaisacal. Very disinterested?

Incongruent. Wanting to argue with everyone about everything?

Bitchy/whinny? Acting like Bonds/Jordan/ Manny when they found out they didn't get 3 lockers and 2 lounge chairs in the lockerroom?

SDB's mood upon returning will be:

Just flat out bubbly. Happy to be back?

Lackadaisacal. Very disinterested?

Incongruent. Wanting to argue with everyone about everything?

Bitchy/whinny? Acting like Bonds/Jordan/ Manny when they found out they didn't get 3 lockers and 2 lounge chairs in the lockerroom?
Yes

^ lol

Too bad we already pulled the rehab joke.

From WTF to SDB

wEwNcnklcsk

lol, well played Tahoe

perfect, actually

Ok #14 didn't work in bringing him back, how bout this...

DhIMf61NeB8&eur

Maybe if we rename the site SDBDetroit?

I think it's pretty clear what happened to him.

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Wasn't he talking about going to Frenso to do some shroomin?

lol, well played Tahoe

perfect, actually

Did Tahoe use the word "incongruent"?

Imposter!!!

So where else could he be where there isn't internet access?

-jail

-trash duty on the side of the highway

-Cleveland

-visiting Grandma

I'm telling you guys, he was at Backyard Wrasslemania IX and got thrown down a well.

I'm back after a long disappearance

^ and that is a good thing.

I'm back after a long disappearance

1. Welcome back.

2. Splain yourself.

Computer meltdown and 60 hour work weeks... I know bad excuse.

Hurry back SDB, the board has taken a decidedly serious tone. :)

- Kelsey's house.

If we measure SDB, he'll appear, based on the Schrodinger's Cat experiment:



Copenhagen interpretation

Main article: Copenhagen interpretation (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Copenhagen_interpretation)
In the Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics, a system stops being a superposition of states and becomes either one or the other when an observation (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Observation) takes place. This experiment makes apparent the fact that the nature of measurement (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Measurement_in_quantum_mechanics), or observation, is not well defined in this interpretation. Some interpret the experiment to mean that while the box is closed, the system simultaneously exists in a superposition of the states "decayed nucleus/dead cat" and "undecayed nucleus/living cat", and that only when the box is opened and an observation performed does the wave function (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wave_function) collapse into one of the two states. More intuitively, some feel that the "observation" is taken when a particle from the nucleus hits the detector. This line of thinking can be developed into Objective collapse theories (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Objective_collapse_theories). In contrast, the many worlds (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Many_worlds) approach denies that collapse ever occurs.


http://upload.wikimedia.org/math/0/2/3/0238dd62774be31293f056085ca83228.png fuckers!!!

- Kelsey's house.
LOL

I've been preparing to pass the torch to Tahoe for a while now. My days here are coming to an end.

SDB's last post.

My guess is either prison or peace corps.

Maybe he's a prophet and predicted his death.

Should we start a WTF Hall of Fame and induct him? (posthumously)

I can envision a solid inaugural class of SDB, BigggChris, MoTown and MacdaddyfromCincinnati

Something like:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v63/GlennDanzig/HOF-sig.jpg

I think that's an amazing idea. A little section about their WTF accomplishments would be nice, as well.

Even being named with those potential inductees gives me goosebumps.

Has anyone considered the possiblilty that he's hiding out with his daughter?

You might know her as "Caylee".

Originally Posted by Sir Douche Baggins
I've been preparing to pass the torch to Tahoe for a while now. My days here are coming to an end.


I'm a fumbler

Should we start a WTF Hall of Fame and induct him? (posthumously)

I can envision a solid inaugural class of SDB, BigggChris, MoTown and MacdaddyfromCincinnati

Something like:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v63/GlennDanzig/HOF-sig.jpg

An Honorary Moderator spot might work

Should we start a WTF Hall of Fame and induct him? (posthumously)

Wilfredo won't like this one bit. Another guy stealing spotlight with his death.

That must be the only reason we all think he did a good job here.

There should be a trophy... the Barbaro Trophy.

There should be a trophy... the Barbaro Trophy.
With a broke off leg preferably. Though it'll only be a cool trophy because he's dead. Jim Carey could've been a trophy just as easy.

Perhaps I'm late to broadcast this, but this was a PM that SDB sent me on August 8th...


Originally Posted by Sir Douche Baggins
Hey man, was wondering if you could do me a favor.

As you may (or may not) know, I've been trying to get banned from the board. Glenn won't ban me. So I'm going to need your help. Can you like PM Glenn or something tomorrow and tell him that I've obtained personal info on you and was going to tell everyone on the board, because I knew I wouldn't get banned? I want to test him. Thanks.


Now, obivously I didn't even bother following through on it. But ever since he sent me that, he's yet to return.

So I'm guessing some of you may have gotten the same PM.

Wilfredo won't like this one bit. Another guy stealing spotlight with his death.


Wow, two weeks later and your still bitter? As if my opinions had any value anyway, it's not like I have a platform to abuse.

I found the comment hilarious.

Maybe Throatfuck is out on tour?

That would make sense.

Throatfuck needs WiFi.

Wow, two weeks later and your still bitter? As if my opinions had any value anyway, it's not like I have a platform to abuse.

What'd I miss?

If Sir Douche Baggins does return, he needs to be promoted.

We will now refer to him as Lord Douche Baggins of WTF.*



*Note the use of italics.

If Sir Douche Baggins does return, he needs to be promoted.

We will now refer to him as Lord Douche Baggins of WTF.*



*Note the use of italics.

"I'm Tahoe and I aprove this message"

Is there any proof that SDB and Tahoe are NOT the same person?

Much mutual respect between them with a slight hint of unbridled manlove prompted the inquiry.

Unity?

Any evidence that Zanadu and Denny M aren't the same person? Theres a certain gayness about both. j/k

Unity?

Looks like I have to work on my "call to action"

Is there any proof that SDB and Tahoe are NOT the same person?

Much mutual respect between them with a slight hint of unbridled manlove prompted the inquiry.

Correct response.

I am both humbled and honored to be named in the same breath as SDB.

Wow, two weeks later and your still bitter?
As if my opinions had any value anyway, it's not like I have a platform to abuse.
You seem to have no sense of humor about yourself it seems. Either way loosen up Wil.


I found the comment hilarious.
Not when Wil is involved. Then it's bitter agenda to bring him down. As much of a conservative douche Tahoe may be, he never takes this place seriously, and I respect that about him.

Oh Yea LOL@FauxNews :P

You seem to have no sense of humor about yourself it seems. Either way loosening up Wil.


Not when Wil is involved. Then it's bitter agenda to bring him down. As much of a conservative douche Tahoe may be, he never takes this place seriously, and I respect that about him.

Oh Yea LOL@FauxNews :P

Hey fuck you man!

alsojustplayinalong

Glenn everytime you post with that avatar I see it and it gets my hopes up. I think "HE'S BACK!!!" Then I realize it's Glenn and I start sobbing.

Glenn everytime you post with that avatar I see it and it gets my hopes up. I think "HE'S BACK!!!" Then I realize it's Glenn and I start sobbing.

:cogent:

Anyone willing to consider that SDB might, in fact, be Isaac Hayes?

They both "died" the same day.

I bet there is a Hannah Montana convention... somewhere.

Can we change the title to "(already dead)"?

I find Glenn's av confusing. I keep thinking I see him but it's a false alarm.

It's really catching on as a unity av., that much is clear.

3:37 pm ET.

I'm declaring it.

Should we start a WTF Hall of Fame and induct him? (posthumously)

I can envision a solid inaugural class of SDB, BigggChris, MoTown and MacdaddyfromCincinnati

Something like:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v63/GlennDanzig/HOF-sig.jpg

Sighting.

:theclub:

Re: WTF HoF ... Don't forget that Liberal fuck Taymelo.[smilie=blaha.gif]


Also, just ignore SDB. He's obviously craving attention.. like Wil's virtual penis wasn't enough.

He'll come back.

Are we going to vote for him for a bunch of awards. I mean, he'll only win them because he's dead and all, so it would just be a huge sham. Jim Carrey could have done with SDB did just as well.

He's back!!!!!

(You have a lot of catching up to do, SDB)

Where is he back?

Hey bro! Why don't you stick around and chillax for awhile?

^And now he's gone again.

SDB we also welcomed you back here (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU)

Do we assume that it was actually him and change the "legally declared dead" to something like "possibly not dead" or "possibly dead", or do we assume that he is still dead and this was someone that acquired his login and password? (possibly through his will/estate/probate)

Something as precious as a WTF login as SDB is worth a lot. It would have had to been willed to someone.

I say we monitor him closely for the next few days before making any decisions.

Umm, what's the deal with V and Wil?

Go see "The Dark Knight" thread. That will answer most of your questions.

Also make sure to take a look at the Haiku thread.

Go see "The Dark Knight" thread. That will answer most of your questions.

Also make sure to take a look at the Haiku thread.

I wanted someone to tell me.

That thread will also help explain the new Wil schtick going around.

I wanted someone to tell me.

Wil doesn't like Heath Ledger. The thread is best read instead of explained, trust me on that.

http://wtfdetroit.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12898

It starts with post #39

Why do I sense a snarky undertone with this entire thread?

If by snarky you mean genuine, then you're dead on.

Umm, what's the deal with V and Wil?

Also, Wil thinks that Lions Cornerback Leigh Bodden is running for Vice President.

http://wtfdetroit.com/forums/showthread.php?t=13140

Why do I sense a snarky undertone with this entire thread?

Tell me if that made sense to you, Wil.

If it does, someone correct it for me.

SO, WHERE WERE YOU?

WAGERS ARE PENDING ON THIS

Also, Wil thinks that Lions Cornerback Leigh Bodden is running for Vice President.

http://wtfdetroit.com/forums/showthread.php?t=13140

I come back and I don't even have to find these threads. I love it.

I come back and I don't even have to find these threads. I love it.

That should help you realize your status around here. I had to go dig everything up myself and my APB thread had 2 posts.

You, my friend, are the Man!

Mark it down. December 9th, 2008. SDB will rise again.

I'm taking my toys home with me!
http://hornofgabriel.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/crying-ou-boy-screenshot.jpg

I'm taking my toys home with me!
http://hornofgabriel.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/crying-ou-boy-screenshot.jpg

Ok, since Chris wants to "be dat way", I'm fucking through with this board for good.

You know, I could tolerate the disrespect before I left and came back, but now I'm sick of it. I thought I'd surprise y'all by paying you a little visit. But lo and behold, you fuckers are still Gene Upshawing me. Well, not anymore you're not. I'm done.

LOL, I was hoping to draw you into a long drawn out argument that would keep you here for a while.

While you're gone, would you find me a picture of Wilford Brimley in his New York Knights jersey from the movie? I spent at least 3 minutes looking earlier but couldn't find one. Thanks in advance.

I'm taking my toys home with me!
http://hornofgabriel.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/crying-ou-boy-screenshot.jpg

Sick. The OU looks like it's cut into his cheek. Those Sooner fans are INSANE!!! Woot!!!

http://z.about.com/d/tvdramas/1/5/j/6/coldcasecast.jpg
Weh gonna find yah.

It looks like SDB has turned heel!

Should we start a countdown thread to December 9th?

We can't think about the time he is gone, but just how fortunate we are when he is here. :)

If Sir Douche Baggins does return, he needs to be promoted.

We will now refer to him as Lord Douche Baggins of WTF.*



*Note the use of italics.

BUMP

Make it happen, SDB. A promotion is needed.

LDBoWTF sounds awesome anyway.

Fuck that, I say we make him Viscount.

While you're gone, would you find me a picture of Wilford Brimley in his New York Knights jersey from the movie? I spent at least 3 minutes looking earlier but couldn't find one. Thanks in advance.

Still waiting................

What do you think I had been doing all that time?

Still waiting................

Maybe if you had utilized the official Wilford Brimley thread...

http://i3.ytimg.com/vi/JPE-SJWQLcQ/default.jpg

Maybe if you had utilized the official Wilford Brimley thread...

That's what I wanted the picture for.

I hope y'all have a swell time without me. Peace.

WTF? Are you ever going to stick around for good? Or are you just going to pop in and out every once in a while?

As usual, it seems MoTown is the only one that cares.

Don't worry Mo, I never plan on leaving y'all for that long again.

THANK GOD

THANK GOD

If it was Glenn who said that, I would take it as sarcasm and disrespect. But you've supported me through thick and thin, so right now it's like I'm on cloud nine.

Mossad, baby.

You hear that rest of WTF? MoTown cares.

h9IDOmAiwEs

And this is now officially the gayest moment in WTF history.

GROUP HUG!

As usual, it seems MoTown is the only one that cares.

Don't worry Mo, I never plan on leaving y'all for that long again.

Dude, I read your first post and was like...that doesn't sound good. I was going to post something but had to go to get some more beer really quick. PKSHH!

Sorry you took seconds to my beer run! It WON'T happen again!

Sorry you took seconds to my beer run! It WON'T happen again!

It's okay, you've always been second to MoTown anyway. A very distant second.

GROUP HUG

I friggin' love you guys!

http://mars.walagata.com/w/zwrex/group_hug.jpg

Message board buddies: that's all you need in life, man. :emo kid:

It's okay, you've always been second to MoTown anyway. A very distant second.


BUT STILL SECOND!

Message board buddies: that's all you need in life, man. :emo kid:

Do you remember the good ol days when people used to hang out together and drink beer and watch football games?

THOSE DAYS ARE FUCKING OVERRATED. THESE ARE THE NEW GOOD OL DAYS.

Fuckin' amen, brother.

*virtual toast*

~cue Vanderbeek crying pic~

Quit being a fag.

Also, HERE'S THE VIDEO VERSION!!!

RLgI-qbrWVo


To quote the great MOLA:

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!

If I wanted to pick a fight with Wil, I'd suggest that is Academy Award worthy.

Kindly disregard the fact that it is old, isn't from a movie and VanderBeek isn't dead, so he can't get the sympathy vote.

I haven't been diagnosed with diabeetus recently.