WHAT GETS YOUR BLOOD BOILING?!?

That every time I have a glass of chocolate milk for breakfast, usually when I'm running behind before work and there's no time for a real breakfast, I get gassy and end up pooping an hour and a half into my work day.

Pooping at work is awesome. Technically you're getting paid to poop, as long as you're not commission only.

Pooping at work doesn't bother me. Having constant gas and the poop that comes along with it (not always the most solid of poops) is what bothers me.

Pooping at work is awesome. Technically you're getting paid to poop, as long as you're not commission only.

Totally agree.

I used to work at a party store when I was 16.

I'd grab a sandwich and a pop out of the cooler and hang out in the shitter for 20 minutes at a time.

I thought I had the best job in the world.

Message board where poop becomes the topic of every fugin thread. alsonotreally

That's it, I'm going thread to thread and just posting the word Poop in all of them, all the way back to 2005.