sober up just a lil bit right now. The wife is getting a lil bit pissed i think right now. She doesn't understand that its Sunday and football is on and the Tigers suck and I'm pretty happy or something.

Never change.

sober up just a lil bit right now. The wife is getting a lil bit pissed i think right now. She doesn't understand that its Sunday and football is on and the Tigers suck and I'm pretty happy or something.
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What football is on?

Start a petition to change Cleveland's name to Cleavesland.

Either that, or buy some property in East Lansing and build a Mateen-themed amusement park there.

The main attractions are the "40 oz. smash and grab" and the "Towel Wave-o-rama"

Finish two albums worth of music in two weeks...

Remember what the other thing I needed to do today was. #1, call to set up a haircut. #2................................................ ...................

I need to feel better about paying $180.00 to watch the Lions this year. The wife even asked when I'm going to give up on them.

Any rationale anyone can give me to make me feel a lil better about parting with 180 bones, would be appreciated.

I'm glad I just came to this thread. Reminded me that I need to order new contacts. (that was the thing i couldn't remember yesterday)

I need to feel better about paying $180.00 to watch the Lions this year. The wife even asked when I'm going to give up on them.

Any rationale anyone can give me to make me feel a lil better about parting with 180 bones, would be appreciated.

1) ...

I've been sitting here for 10 minutes trying to help you out, but I've got nothing.

Maybe it will come to me by the end of the day.

1) ...

I've been sitting here for 10 minutes trying to help you out, but I've got nothing.

Maybe it will come to me by the end of the day.

Most important word bolded.

Here's your help Tahoe: My family has had season tickets since they played in Tiger Stadium. Hopefully our stupidity and misery will help you feel that much better.

^ Thank you...wait, I'm thinking season tix are way more than 180, right?

Oh yeah. When you hear about massochists shelling out big bucks for pain, that's my family.

I need to feel better about paying $180.00 to watch the Lions this year. The wife even asked when I'm going to give up on them.

Any rationale anyone can give me to make me feel a lil better about parting with 180 bones, would be appreciated.

For only $50 -- less than half that amount of money, I'll mail you a DVD of all of the great Lions playoff victories over the past 15 years, so you can watch and reminisce. It'll be more worthwhile.

You could put those great playoff victories on the postage stamp itself.

Get banned

^DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD STOP THAT SHIT!

^DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD STOP THAT SHIT!

Then kill Tahoe. :BARWIS:

Go get some work done...or should I say go make some money.

Come up with a new thread idea just so I can say sponsored by 'Billy Mays and Mighty Putty"

Clip my fingernails.

Watch some more NFL Replay and search for good ski deals.

Get a life.

Get a life.

:cogent: Same.

Shave my head. I'm so used to being bald, I can't stand it when my hair grows back.

Boom! I should just lazer the shit.

Take down the Christmas tree.

There. I did it. Now I don't have to worry about remembering to put it at the end of every post -- talk about a real ass buster.

Shave my head. I'm so used to being bald, I can't stand it when my hair grows back.

:cogent: Same.

Anything after two days and it bothers the hell out of me.

get back to work

Do your friends try to talk you out of it whenever you try to shave? I swear, it happens every time I do it.

Also, BROTHERS!!!

Actually, people say I have a good head for the bald look. The ex-wife used to love it.

Actually, bro, everyone I know really likes it.

You don't look good bald.


no u

Fuck 'em. I like it and that's what really matters!! right?

I think it might be because I rock the goatee along with it.

Damn LDB, we really might be brothers. I have the chin goatee going with it (or the ball-tickler as my friends say when they give me shit).

BRO!!!

I remember when I grew my hair out and rocked the braided pigtails look. It was a :gutsy: effort on my part.

That is :gutsy: . I grew out my hair a few times, but never had the balls for that one. I've been buzzing or shaving my head on my own for over 10 years now. I figure I don't have enough to actually pay someone to do anything with it and it's the only thing that actually looks good on me.

You guys are like Glenn and Flip Murray.

I'm thinking a "Bald Head Appreciation Thread" is in order here.

http://wtfdetroit.com/forums/showthread.php?p=295320#post295320

I think DE just took my spot as LDB's go-to guy...

:emo kid:

Eh. "Detroit Exporsaad" just doesn't have the same ring to it. He'll be back.