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Big Swami
07-31-2008, 06:32 PM
Hyphenated words are permitted.

MoTown
07-31-2008, 06:35 PM
Shiquidacious

Glenn
07-31-2008, 06:36 PM
"unfulfilling"

Hermy
07-31-2008, 06:38 PM
leafy.

Glenn
07-31-2008, 07:22 PM
"squeeged"

Also, I lol'd when I saw an MSU Google ad at the bottom of this thread.

How fitting.

DrRay11
07-31-2008, 07:46 PM
I only make 'em count, so it's almost always "epic."

Vinny
07-31-2008, 08:08 PM
Two-Roller.

Tahoe
07-31-2008, 10:09 PM
"successful"

At my age, thats notable

UxKa
07-31-2008, 10:36 PM
Poopenstein

Big Swami
07-31-2008, 11:26 PM
"Emotional"

Uncle Mxy
08-01-2008, 12:46 AM
regular

Higherwarrior
08-01-2008, 01:33 AM
hershey-squirts

UxKa
08-01-2008, 08:05 AM
Volcanic.

Glenn
08-01-2008, 08:22 AM
"Emotional"

I lol'd

geerussell
08-01-2008, 09:28 AM
Oil-slick.

Zekyl
08-01-2008, 09:51 AM
Morning-piss

giffman
08-01-2008, 10:19 AM
Masturbatory

Vinny
08-01-2008, 01:46 PM
Over-A-Week-Ago

Glenn
08-01-2008, 02:01 PM
Success!

~6 am Monday morning until 2 pm Friday, so that's what, 128 hours?

MoTown
08-01-2008, 03:06 PM
Rookie.

Glenn
08-01-2008, 03:07 PM
Rookie.

No, Dookie.

UxKa
08-01-2008, 06:02 PM
Wet Willie

Timone
08-02-2008, 10:15 PM
Pissy.

Big Swami
08-02-2008, 10:19 PM
"Inspirational"

Glenn
08-03-2008, 06:15 AM
Awe-inspiring

geerussell
08-03-2008, 11:53 AM
Volcano.

DrRay11
08-03-2008, 04:57 PM
Pellets.

Big Swami
08-03-2008, 11:54 PM
"Foul"

Big Swami
08-05-2008, 07:10 AM
"Peppers"

Glenn
08-05-2008, 08:38 AM
"Surprising"

Zekyl
08-05-2008, 08:40 AM
Ingespirational
Ok, it was just to brush my teeth, but I just wanted to bring that phrase back

Uncle Mxy
08-05-2008, 08:46 AM
manly

Timone
08-05-2008, 08:48 AM
Busted

Glenn
08-05-2008, 10:53 AM
pesky

Glenn
08-05-2008, 11:02 AM
logs

MoTown
08-05-2008, 11:07 AM
Quick.

Wizzle
08-05-2008, 10:22 PM
This thread has made me think every time I shit now

oh and

-rushed

Big Swami
08-06-2008, 06:26 AM
"Mottled"

Uncle Mxy
08-06-2008, 08:36 AM
ohh

Big Swami
08-06-2008, 11:07 PM
"Unending"

Glenn
08-07-2008, 06:11 AM
gaseous

DrRay11
08-07-2008, 07:59 AM
Clean.

Timone
08-07-2008, 02:04 PM
Shower.

Big Swami
08-07-2008, 10:39 PM
"Silkwood"

DrRay11
08-08-2008, 05:40 PM
Mess

Uncle Mxy
08-11-2008, 09:55 AM
boiling

Vinny
08-11-2008, 01:22 PM
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious .

Fool
08-11-2008, 01:25 PM
Timely.

DrRay11
08-11-2008, 02:20 PM
Colossal

Big Swami
08-12-2008, 09:57 PM
It's a toss-up between "overdue" and "sticky."

DrRay11
08-13-2008, 11:02 AM
Mediocre.

Zekyl
08-13-2008, 01:17 PM
Urine

Glenn
08-13-2008, 02:32 PM
near-miss

Big Swami
08-13-2008, 02:36 PM
"Pudding"

Zekyl
08-13-2008, 03:10 PM
near-miss
Isn't that a hit?

Uncle Mxy
08-15-2008, 11:12 PM
reading

DennyMcLain
08-15-2008, 11:13 PM
Racehorse.

Zekyl
08-16-2008, 01:48 AM
beershits

Vinny
08-16-2008, 04:33 AM
unproductive

Glenn
08-16-2008, 07:15 AM
lengthy

DrRay11
08-16-2008, 07:51 AM
overdue

Glenn
08-16-2008, 08:11 AM
humbling

DrRay11
08-16-2008, 09:04 AM
maleficent

MoTown
08-16-2008, 12:36 PM
MASSIVE.

Glenn
08-16-2008, 08:20 PM
splashy.

Uncle Mxy
08-17-2008, 06:40 AM
dark

DrRay11
08-17-2008, 10:41 AM
Floating

Big Swami
08-17-2008, 10:31 PM
transformative

longshanks
08-17-2008, 11:11 PM
mixed-bag

Wizzle
08-18-2008, 02:04 PM
audible

Glenn
08-18-2008, 02:05 PM
Wizzle.

DrRay11
08-18-2008, 02:21 PM
Stagnant.

Uncle Mxy
08-18-2008, 02:35 PM
fan

Big Swami
08-18-2008, 11:48 PM
Mudbutt.

Glenn
08-19-2008, 06:54 AM
cleansing?

Uncle Mxy
08-19-2008, 07:00 AM
superman

Vinny
08-19-2008, 08:36 AM
KA-boom!

MoTown
08-19-2008, 09:08 AM
Terror.

Wizzle
08-20-2008, 10:42 AM
Informing

http://wtfdetroit.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12922&page=2

Glenn
08-20-2008, 10:52 AM
double-flush

DrRay11
08-20-2008, 02:44 PM
clogged

Fool
08-20-2008, 03:20 PM
Dumarzian.

(High hopes, little results.)

Vinny
08-20-2008, 04:18 PM
Yeah, but that was one hell of a dump you dropped back in '04.

Glenn
08-20-2008, 04:19 PM
I think he's spoiled. He's had so many good dumps over the past 6 years, how many guys can say that?

Uncle Mxy
08-20-2008, 04:54 PM
Tahoe'd

Tahoe
08-20-2008, 08:00 PM
I'll be right back with my one word answer, but first I have to take an Uncle and wipe my Mxy.

Uncle Mxy
08-20-2008, 08:07 PM
<laughs>

Tahoe
08-20-2008, 08:09 PM
^gotcha

Big Swami
09-03-2008, 08:03 AM
"Green"

DrRay11
09-03-2008, 10:40 AM
Clean! (woot!)

Uncle Mxy
09-04-2008, 08:10 PM
TP

UxKa
09-04-2008, 08:32 PM
I'll be right back with my one word answer, but first I have to take an Uncle and wipe my Mxy.

Funniest thing I heard all day. I lol'd. Anyway...


Palinesque.

Glenn
09-05-2008, 07:31 AM
Palinesque.

YOUR POOP IS A TRUE AMERICAN HERO? A MAVERICK?

Big Swami
09-05-2008, 07:55 AM
YOUR POOP IS A TRUE AMERICAN HERO? A MAVERICK?
My poop more closely resembles "Goose" than it does "Maverick."

UxKa
09-05-2008, 07:56 AM
YOUR POOP IS A TRUE AMERICAN HERO? A MAVERICK?

Well my poop seemed like a good enough idea at first, but then once I was on the pot reality hit and I started to second guess my decision to choose what I did when I did.

DennyMcLain
09-05-2008, 09:26 AM
Liberating.

Glenn
09-05-2008, 09:32 AM
Confusing

Big Swami
09-06-2008, 01:10 AM
"Rice"

Uncle Mxy
09-06-2008, 12:48 PM
zombie

Glenn
09-09-2008, 09:22 AM
backsplash

Glenn
09-09-2008, 04:24 PM
Passive-aggressive.

Vinny
09-09-2008, 04:59 PM
Oozey.

Fool
09-09-2008, 10:43 PM
Cleveland.

DennyMcLain
09-09-2008, 10:52 PM
Rocks

Uncle Mxy
09-10-2008, 12:05 PM
glasses

DrRay11
09-10-2008, 09:56 PM
Sliver

Glenn
09-11-2008, 08:32 AM
gaseous

Big Swami
09-11-2008, 11:10 AM
"particles"

Fool
09-11-2008, 11:13 AM
gubernatorial

geerussell
09-11-2008, 05:18 PM
Quality.

DrRay11
09-12-2008, 11:22 AM
Strange

Vinny
09-12-2008, 02:32 PM
Hi-Again-Corn!

Glenn
09-12-2008, 03:48 PM
stamina

Big Swami
09-12-2008, 03:55 PM
"Kellogg's"

MoTown
09-13-2008, 08:35 AM
*POOF*

Uncle Mxy
09-13-2008, 03:26 PM
wet

UxKa
09-13-2008, 04:19 PM
toothpaste

DrRay11
09-13-2008, 10:55 PM
Epicpee

Uncle Mxy
09-15-2008, 12:00 PM
shower

lospistones
09-15-2008, 10:10 PM
Green.

Vinny
09-16-2008, 12:24 PM
Vibrant.

UxKa
09-16-2008, 06:14 PM
Duress.

Uncle Mxy
09-16-2008, 11:56 PM
bucket

MoTown
09-17-2008, 08:55 AM
Loud.

Fool
09-17-2008, 04:30 PM
Wall-Street.

MoTown
10-21-2008, 04:20 PM
Athletic.

Big Swami
10-21-2008, 10:55 PM
Career-impacting

FillyCheezeSteak
10-22-2008, 01:05 AM
Career-impacting

Judges.....can we get a ruling on this?

DennyMcLain
10-22-2008, 01:45 AM
Palin-esque

MoTown
10-22-2008, 08:49 AM
Judges.....can we get a ruling on this?

His thread, his rules, his world.



Swami also mentioned hyphenated words are fine.

Vinny
10-22-2008, 02:27 PM
Existential

Big Swami
10-22-2008, 05:43 PM
Rushed

Fool
10-23-2008, 10:54 AM
If that's like Limbaugh, it's one hell of a turd.

Wizzle
10-23-2008, 01:24 PM
Hannity

MoTown
10-23-2008, 01:34 PM
Posterized

Black Dynamite
10-23-2008, 11:34 PM
0GDJXDGhae8

Big Swami
10-24-2008, 07:22 AM
Taxing

Uncle Mxy
10-25-2008, 12:41 AM
forgettable

MoTown
10-25-2008, 09:22 AM
Exorcist.

DrRay11
10-25-2008, 10:04 AM
^ I lol'd at that.

My most recent: familiar.

Glenn
10-25-2008, 10:14 AM
rocky

Big Swami
10-31-2008, 03:24 PM
Succinct.

Vinny
11-02-2008, 04:29 AM
Extensive

Zip Goshboots
11-03-2008, 10:18 AM
ButtMud

Uncle Mxy
11-11-2008, 09:07 PM
plop

UxKa
11-11-2008, 09:55 PM
Looooooooooooooong.

(The turd, not the experience.)

Big Swami
11-12-2008, 07:57 AM
"Propulsion"

Big Swami
11-13-2008, 01:54 PM
"Repetitive"

D's Nuts
11-13-2008, 11:23 PM
quantumofsolice

DrRay11
11-13-2008, 11:33 PM
Disappointment

ATLIONS FAN
11-14-2008, 04:04 PM
prophetic

Uncle Mxy
11-14-2008, 08:56 PM
reading

Jesus Shuttlesworth
11-16-2008, 05:39 PM
whiskey

Glenn
11-25-2008, 09:42 AM
heat-producing

DrRay11
11-25-2008, 09:46 AM
lovely

MoTown
11-25-2008, 10:03 AM
food-poisoning

Fool
11-25-2008, 10:08 AM
lingering

Big Swami
11-25-2008, 11:13 AM
"Bracing"

Uncle Mxy
11-26-2008, 09:15 AM
fetid

Wizzle
11-26-2008, 02:42 PM
potty-training

DrRay11
11-26-2008, 09:48 PM
laser

Glenn
12-01-2008, 02:05 PM
rapid-fire

MoTown
12-01-2008, 02:14 PM
Painless.

DrRay11
12-01-2008, 02:18 PM
Clean!

BubblesTheLion
12-01-2008, 07:31 PM
Ejaculatory.

Big Swami
12-02-2008, 02:40 PM
ANARCHY!!!!!

Uncle Mxy
12-03-2008, 06:15 PM
SHAZAM!

DrRay11
12-03-2008, 07:17 PM
clogged-before-I-even-wiped :(

Zekyl
12-04-2008, 01:32 AM
preclogged :(
Fixed for single wordage?

Zip Goshboots
12-04-2008, 02:07 AM
poignant

Glenn
12-04-2008, 08:47 AM
inaccurate

Uncle Mxy
12-05-2008, 10:31 AM
zit

Glenn
12-05-2008, 10:35 AM
tapeworm


kidding

Big Swami
12-07-2008, 09:19 AM
green?

MoTown
12-07-2008, 12:50 PM
Pistons.

Big Swami
12-07-2008, 10:16 PM
Pistons.
That happened to me last time I was drunk. Cost me a fortune in dry cleaning.

Uncle Mxy
12-07-2008, 11:46 PM
again

Glenn
12-08-2008, 09:18 AM
emerging

Big Swami
12-08-2008, 10:37 AM
taters

Glenn
12-08-2008, 11:33 AM
gallon?

Uncle Mxy
12-10-2008, 12:00 PM
unshaven

Glenn
12-10-2008, 01:45 PM
violent

Vinny
12-10-2008, 02:41 PM
LIVE-VIA-LAPTOP

Glenn
12-10-2008, 03:17 PM
that post stinks

BubblesTheLion
12-10-2008, 08:43 PM
Sulfur

MoTown
12-11-2008, 09:55 AM
Spasm.

Uncle Mxy
12-12-2008, 06:54 AM
asleep

Glenn
12-12-2008, 08:18 AM
assair

Big Swami
12-12-2008, 01:45 PM
paralysis

Uncle Mxy
12-13-2008, 11:47 AM
mirror

Glenn
12-13-2008, 12:52 PM
squeamish

Glenn
12-13-2008, 12:52 PM
LOL@ the Pizza Hut banner ad

Moodini31
12-15-2008, 07:34 PM
Smushy.

(Dropped a deuce in my pants after seeing the God of War 3 trailer for the first time.)
http://www.gametrailers.com/player/43622.html

Big Swami
12-16-2008, 07:58 AM
^^ Gonna have to contest that one, as you never made it to the bathroom.

Fool
12-16-2008, 08:07 AM
What, you think he walked around with it in his pants all day?

Big Swami
12-16-2008, 09:49 AM
...Yes. Yes I do.

Glenn
12-16-2008, 09:50 AM
Curried.

Big Swami
12-16-2008, 09:52 AM
Spherical

Uncle Mxy
12-16-2008, 09:01 PM
flushed

Zekyl
12-20-2008, 12:17 PM
Rushed

Uncle Mxy
12-20-2008, 07:19 PM
strained

Glenn
12-29-2008, 04:18 PM
tailgrowth

MoTown
12-29-2008, 04:27 PM
^Najeh.

Glenn
12-31-2008, 01:38 PM
symphonic

DrRay11
12-31-2008, 05:41 PM
shower

Timone
01-12-2009, 11:26 AM
footlong

Glenn
01-12-2009, 11:29 AM
^$5?

Timone
01-12-2009, 11:31 AM
Good idea. I'll put it up on ebay.

Glenn
01-19-2009, 11:06 AM
bowlmarkings

Uncle Mxy
01-19-2009, 02:11 PM
lysol

Glenn
03-23-2009, 12:00 PM
footlong

Zip Goshboots
03-23-2009, 02:03 PM
Peed into a cup for a drug test. I axed the nurse if she'd stick her finger up my ass to help, and now I'm posting this from the police station.

Uncle Mxy
03-23-2009, 09:41 PM
Peed into a cup for a drug test. I axed the nurse if she'd stick her finger up my ass to help, and now I'm posting this from the police station.
One word translation: Ewwww!

Glenn
03-30-2009, 04:42 PM
pissburn

Uncle Mxy
03-31-2009, 12:41 AM
vicodin

Zip Goshboots
03-31-2009, 03:23 PM
http://i.zdnet.com/blogs/George_Bush_Holding_Breath.jpg

BubblesTheLion
04-02-2009, 12:13 AM
Iverson'ed

mercury
04-02-2009, 03:39 AM
Rushed to the "Bubbles"... squirted the "Zip"... shook the "Mxy" .. then wipped the "Gl'enn"...
good news... no crabbs t-day

[names randomly picked from this thread]

Glenn
08-23-2009, 12:24 PM
Sputterama

Uncle Mxy
08-23-2009, 02:10 PM
!

Big Swami
08-23-2009, 07:38 PM
Thanks for reviving this thread.

"motorboat"

DennyMcLain
08-24-2009, 11:34 AM
sewage

Uncle Mxy
08-24-2009, 06:05 PM
rabid

UxKa
08-24-2009, 10:03 PM
robble

geerussell
08-26-2009, 04:16 PM
Inevitable.

Shoopy
08-26-2009, 05:13 PM
Exciting.

Glenn
08-26-2009, 06:17 PM
emotional.

UxKa
08-26-2009, 07:28 PM
flyff

Fool
08-28-2009, 11:53 AM
angry

darkobetterthanmelo
08-28-2009, 03:38 PM
forceful

MoTown
08-28-2009, 04:34 PM
VENGENCE

UxKa
08-28-2009, 07:18 PM
patience

Shoopy
08-28-2009, 11:26 PM
Foreign.

Uncle Mxy
08-29-2009, 07:30 PM
whoa

Big Swami
08-31-2009, 11:19 AM
improvised

Zip Goshboots
08-31-2009, 12:25 PM
improvised


Forced? That killed Elvis Presley, y'know!

Glenn
08-31-2009, 12:34 PM
tapfail.

Uncle Mxy
09-01-2009, 09:55 AM
brrrr

Glenn
09-01-2009, 09:56 AM
gallon

Shoopy
09-01-2009, 12:22 PM
Bukdow

Green Giant
09-01-2009, 01:25 PM
Jolly!

DennyMcLain
09-01-2009, 03:01 PM
Jolly!

Not peas?

Big Swami
09-01-2009, 09:48 PM
I'm trying to decide between "yesterday" and "unforgettable"

Glenn
09-10-2009, 06:27 AM
REBELLION

Big Swami
09-10-2009, 06:07 PM
TRISCUITS

Fool
10-08-2009, 05:30 PM
Execrable.

Glenn
10-08-2009, 05:44 PM
What, did you share a stall with Charley Rosen?

Fool
10-08-2009, 05:46 PM
Gla, keep the freakish fantasies that emerge from your repressed homosexual mind to yourself please.

Glenn
10-08-2009, 05:49 PM
Disappointing.

You're better than that.

Timone
10-08-2009, 05:49 PM
Gla, keep the freakish fantasies that emerge from your repressed homosexual mind to yourself please.

Clearly.