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Glenn
07-30-2008, 11:07 AM
Paul Pierce says he's the best player in the world

By J.E. Skeets

Finals MVP Paul Pierce, who recently spent three days at a ball camp in Madrid, is making, ahem, news about what he said to a Spanish reporter. The money translation, via RedsArmy: "Q: Is Kobe really the best player in the world? Pierce: I don't think Kobe is the best player. I'm the best player. There's a line that separates having confidence and being conceited. I don't cross that line but I have a lot of confidence in myself." Surprisingly, Spurs fans seem more upset by this than actual Lakers fans. (Update: OK, Lakers Nation is pretty upset, too.)

http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/blog/ball_dont_lie/post/Paul-Pierce-says-he-s-the-best-player-in-the-wor?urn=nba,96670

MoTown
07-30-2008, 11:17 AM
Have you ever seen a man with such an inferiority complex?

Zekyl
07-30-2008, 11:18 AM
No, I've never actually SEEN Knockout or DrTre

Wizzle
07-30-2008, 11:24 AM
No, I've never actually SEEN Knockout or DrTre

LOL

Cross
07-30-2008, 11:51 AM
idiot ass motherfucker

also ^^LOL

Fool
07-30-2008, 12:08 PM
Nice Z.

Also, Skeet is a great name.

Skeet Skeet.

Zekyl
07-30-2008, 12:09 PM
Are we sure his initials aren't just J.E.? Maybe that last part is a verb.

Glenn
08-04-2008, 10:15 AM
Celtics' Pierce handcuffed during traffic stop in LV

REVIEW-JOURNAL

The Boston Celtics' Paul Pierce, the most valuable player in the 2008 NBA Finals, was handcuffed by Las Vegas police early Sunday after he was initially uncooperative following a traffic stop for driving erratically on the Strip.

Bill Cassell, public information officer for the Metropolitan Police Department, said he did not have the details about why Pierce was cuffed but said it often happens when "an individual is loudly hostile."

"You have to remember he's a big guy," Cassell said.

Pierce, a forward who is 6 feet 7 inches tall and weighs 235 pounds, "rapidly calmed down," and police removed the handcuffs after about 15 minutes, Cassell said.

"We find this happens a lot of times," Cassell said. "Someone is a little agitated, and when they're placed in handcuffs, they rethink things."

The traffic stop occurred around 3 a.m. near Las Vegas Boulevard and Tropicana Avenue, Cassell said.

Officers gave Pierce field sobriety tests, which often take up to an hour, he said.

A Breathalyzer showed Pierce registered below the 0.08 level that defines legal intoxication in Nevada.

Pierce did not drive the car after he was stopped.

"He made a decision to have one of the valets park his car for the night," Cassell said.

Police did not cite Pierce for a traffic infraction.

"We don't cite everybody we stop," Cassell said. "Sometimes we give just a verbal warning. It's based on the totality of the circumstances."

Pierce, a frequent NBA all-star, led the Celtics to the NBA championship over the Los Angeles Lakers in June.

MoTown
08-04-2008, 10:30 AM
Kobe could have escaped...

Zekyl
08-04-2008, 10:33 AM
LMAO

CindyKate
08-04-2008, 01:19 PM
Kobe could have escaped...
Not if he was stopped by Shaq. If he still had the badge.

Zekyl
08-04-2008, 01:25 PM
Kobe, do you know why I pulled you over?

I was speeding like I was getting out of Colorado?

Nah, just wondered how my ass tastes

Glenn
08-04-2008, 01:32 PM
Kobe would have jumped over the cop car.

amiright?

Zekyl
08-04-2008, 01:33 PM
Depends, what shoes did he have on? He can only do that in his special shoes.

MoTown
08-04-2008, 01:47 PM
And I think Rony Turiaf needs to be there to help.

Zekyl
08-04-2008, 01:50 PM
That's the enemy now, Mo.

geerussell
08-06-2008, 10:21 AM
I started to LOL@PP then I remembered him dick-slapping the pistons and nothing seemed funny any more.