Guys wearing pink shirts.

Fat guys on crotch rockets.

Old ladies with boob jobs.

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Gym edition:

Guys who work out in skull caps and/or sunglasses.
Guys who grunt loud during bench presses.
Old guys who fake bake.
Fat ladies who wear just a sports bra and let their fat hang out.
People who use bluetooth headsets and talk while their lifting.

People in Taylor.

Popped collars.

Wannabe rednecks.

People who drive around the gym parking lot for 10 minutes so they can park 50 feet closer.

People who speed up or pass you to get to red lights.

Music elitists.

16 year old scene kids.
Anyone who thinks they're 'goth', Gothic was a period in time that had nothing to do with dressing black and wearing eye makeup idiots.

Lifetime movies. "Because men are bad and will rape you."

Johnny Cash was the first Goth.

That cracks me up.

Johnny Cash was the first Goth.

That cracks me up.

That would crack me up if I didn't listen to The Cure.

Johnny Cash ate goths for breakfast.

Out of shame and a futile attempt to reject the very part of himself he hated most.

Women who fuck guys they can't stand.

Muthafuckas who get calf implants rather than workout to get bigger calfs.

People who take the internet seriously.

People consider themselves witty based on their internet battle history.

Unfortunately crackheads from time to time ironically crack me up.

The Chappelle Show

Dave Chappelle in general.

The part in fight club when Jack realizes he's fucking Marla Singer and his flashback to the moment looks as if he just realized it then with no laws of time gap.

The leprechaun in the tree

People consider themselves witty based on their internet battle history.



HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAHAHA POST OF THE YEAR DRTRE11! GOOD SHIT. Damn, only Knockout is supposed to give beatdowns like this homeboy.

damn, MoTown beat me to it

People who think calling me baldy is supposed to piss me off.

http://www.qsleeper.com/Interested.html

Why? Just.......why?

http://www.qsleeper.com/Interested.html

I'm 99% sure that the guy from Hermy's sig is the man who invented that.

WebMD.com

I love the medical conditions it comes up with when symptoms are input.

Symptoms:
runny nose
tired/run down
stuffed up
sinus headache

prognosis:
cancer
AIDS
common cold

People that think Nickelback (or any other band/artist) are good because they're popular and sell millions of records.

WebMD.com

I love the medical conditions it comes up with when symptoms are input.

Symptoms:
runny nose
tired/run down
stuffed up
sinus headache

prognosis:
cancer
AIDS
common cold

If that's not the AIDS, then I don't even know any more.

Most of Tahoe's posts in the politics forum.

Most of Tahoe's posts in the politics forum.

Personally I'd go more with the Currently Drinking thread.

Most of Tahoe's posts.

The Fast and the Furious.

Most youtube comments

LOL

LOL

If the "Things that crack you up" thread cracks Tahoe up, has it served its purpose?

Chicks with small boobs who rock hardcore push-up bras.

That's just sad.

Tattoos. Anyone who has them now. They are officially PLAYED OUT. And all these badasses who are covered with them will be 40 someday. HAHAHAHAHLOLZ

Two things you don't want to do when you are young and toofucking stupid to understand the ramifications: Kids (you knew that was coming) and tattoos.

People that think Nickelback (or any other band/artist) are good because they're popular and sell millions of records.

FOX NEWS IS #1

Tattoos. Anyone who has them now. They are officially PLAYED OUT. And all these badasses who are covered with them will be 40 someday. HAHAHAHAHLOLZ

Two things you don't want to do when you are young and toofucking stupid to understand the ramifications: Kids (you knew that was coming) and tattoos.

So how many tats do you have?

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I'm going to go ahead and assume that's not real.

Nope, it's a legit theme song. Aks Pharaoh.

Nope. Assuming it's fake.

God damn you.

The NCAA forum. Thank you.

yo bro listen im nasty

yo bro listen im nasty

TWSS

Batman: The WTF Adventures

http://www.cracked.com/blog/batman-the-fraternity-adventures/

That definitely cracked me up.

Drunk chicks trying to fight guys at the bar

http://www.youtube.com/poole1dan

http://www.youtube.com/obamaequalsstupid

Drunk chicks trying to fight guys at the bar

Or at Lions games.

Fans congratulating other fans.

"Congratulations on the big victory you had nothing to do with!"

Greenberg always does that on the radio.

"First off, CONGRATULATIONS TO THE NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS ON WINNING SUPER BOWL XXJDHGD"

the ghey

fan #1: "Good luck Sunday!"
fan #2: "Thanks, we'll need it!"

Adam Morrison having a ring.

I just tip my hat and call the Yankees my daddy.

Or at Lions games.

The fact people still go to Lions games.

bukdow's stuff from 2007.

Message board arguments that result in someone saying "I win" at the end of one of their posts and putting the other person on ignore.

http://img4.raidpic.com/12rac_panel1.jpg
http://www.freep.com/article/20091104/NEWS04/91104066/1322/Bill-collector-accused-of-demanding-sex-for-debt-relief

A bill collector was arraigned today after Roseville police said he offered to make a city woman’s bill go away in exchange for a sex act and then exposed himself to her before leaving her home.

George Herron, 43, of Detroit was ordered held on $10,000 bond on criminal sexual conduct and aggravated indecent exposure, both misdemeanors, in Roseville’s 39th District Court, police said.

They said he is an account representative for Rent-A-Center and went to the 21-year-old woman’s home Oct. 22 to discuss a delinquent account. During the discussion, he turned the conversation into a sexual nature, offering to make her bill go away in exchange for a sex act, police said.

Herron then exposed himself to her while taking her hand and placing on himself. The woman pulled away and Herron completed the sex act upon himself before leaving her home, police said.

Later, police said, Herron called the woman and again expressed an interest in exchanging a sex act for eliminating her debt to the company. She then reported the incident to police.

lol at

and Herron completed the sex act upon himself before leaving her home
How were the cops not called directly at this point?!

she must've wanted it a little


and also fail blog cracks me up

I think he was just giving her a little help with her goals.

Not Mitch Hedberg.

More amusing than lolfunny.

Try these in the Google search bar (see what it recommends with autocomplete):

why won't
why is
what are

http://sydlexia.com/imagesandstuff/hulkamania/hulkrules.jpg

^Pharaoh's got that tattoo.

Um, I have no tats.

Could never settle on what I wanted to wear for life so didn't get one.

I used to tear my shirt but now you tore my heart.
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If you ever see the end of that "match" Hogan steals the show again.

Fucker never "put over" anyone until 2003 when he put Lesnar and Angle over on Smackdown

I was too busy listening to the song. And wiping away the tears.

I'll preview this bit of awesomeness with just one sentence out of it:


The term Vlade Divac is Serbo-Croatian for “Fragile Underfoot Vagina-Stack.”

http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-7-worst-types-of-pedestrians-to-get-stuck-walking-behind/

The name Mitch.

http://www.amazon.com/Control-Christian-Marriages-Priesthood-Children/dp/1425992609/ref=pd_sbs_misc_6

http://www.pornolize.com/translate/?lang=en&url=http://wtfdetroit.com/forums

Black people who get really depressed when they lose to white people in basketball.

You should play ball at Saginaw.

http://www.cracked.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/sb48-intro.jpg
http://www.cracked.com/blog/your-3rd-grade-science-textbook-as-written-by-gary-busey/

Tosh.0 is actually pretty funny

Clown poop.

40

LMAO

Heard some chick say that she's "German, white, and a little bit Polish"

GLa does.