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MoTown
07-14-2008, 10:38 PM
Guys wearing pink shirts.

MoTown
07-14-2008, 10:39 PM
Fat guys on crotch rockets.

MoTown
07-14-2008, 10:40 PM
Old ladies with boob jobs.

Timone
07-14-2008, 10:40 PM
gVt2z0q9F2c

nsVtEeF8Ai0

MoTown
07-14-2008, 10:43 PM
Gym edition:

Guys who work out in skull caps and/or sunglasses.
Guys who grunt loud during bench presses.
Old guys who fake bake.
Fat ladies who wear just a sports bra and let their fat hang out.
People who use bluetooth headsets and talk while their lifting.

Timone
07-14-2008, 10:53 PM
People in Taylor.

Vinny
07-14-2008, 10:56 PM
Popped collars.

Timone
07-14-2008, 11:00 PM
Wannabe rednecks.

MoTown
07-14-2008, 11:06 PM
People who drive around the gym parking lot for 10 minutes so they can park 50 feet closer.

Vinny
07-14-2008, 11:11 PM
People who speed up or pass you to get to red lights.

Timone
07-14-2008, 11:18 PM
Music elitists.

Zekyl
07-15-2008, 07:23 AM
16 year old scene kids.
Anyone who thinks they're 'goth', Gothic was a period in time that had nothing to do with dressing black and wearing eye makeup idiots.

MoTown
07-15-2008, 10:21 AM
Lifetime movies. "Because men are bad and will rape you."

Fool
07-15-2008, 10:31 AM
Johnny Cash was the first Goth.

That cracks me up.

Timone
07-15-2008, 02:11 PM
Johnny Cash was the first Goth.

That cracks me up.

That would crack me up if I didn't listen to The Cure.

Glenn
07-15-2008, 02:13 PM
Johnny Cash ate goths for breakfast.

Fool
07-15-2008, 02:29 PM
Out of shame and a futile attempt to reject the very part of himself he hated most.

Black Dynamite
07-17-2008, 04:01 AM
Women who fuck guys they can't stand.

Muthafuckas who get calf implants rather than workout to get bigger calfs.

People who take the internet seriously.

People consider themselves witty based on their internet battle history.

Unfortunately crackheads from time to time ironically crack me up.

The Chappelle Show

Dave Chappelle in general.

The part in fight club when Jack realizes he's fucking Marla Singer and his flashback to the moment looks as if he just realized it then with no laws of time gap.

Glenn
07-17-2008, 06:49 AM
The leprechaun in the tree

MoTown
07-17-2008, 08:09 AM
People consider themselves witty based on their internet battle history.



HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAHAHA POST OF THE YEAR DRTRE11! GOOD SHIT. Damn, only Knockout is supposed to give beatdowns like this homeboy.

Wizzle
07-17-2008, 08:40 AM
damn, MoTown beat me to it

Timone
07-19-2008, 05:32 AM
People who think calling me baldy is supposed to piss me off.

Uncle Mxy
07-19-2008, 11:04 AM
http://www.qsleeper.com/Interested.html

Zekyl
07-19-2008, 09:18 PM
Why? Just.......why?

Vinny
07-20-2008, 01:03 AM
http://www.qsleeper.com/Interested.html

I'm 99% sure that the guy from Hermy's sig is the man who invented that.

MoTown
08-03-2009, 09:41 PM
WebMD.com

I love the medical conditions it comes up with when symptoms are input.

Symptoms:
runny nose
tired/run down
stuffed up
sinus headache

prognosis:
cancer
AIDS
common cold

Timone
08-03-2009, 10:22 PM
People that think Nickelback (or any other band/artist) are good because they're popular and sell millions of records.

UxKa
08-03-2009, 10:24 PM
WebMD.com

I love the medical conditions it comes up with when symptoms are input.

Symptoms:
runny nose
tired/run down
stuffed up
sinus headache

prognosis:
cancer
AIDS
common cold

If that's not the AIDS, then I don't even know any more.

Timone
08-03-2009, 10:36 PM
Most of Tahoe's posts in the politics forum.

UxKa
08-03-2009, 10:37 PM
Most of Tahoe's posts in the politics forum.

Personally I'd go more with the Currently Drinking thread.

Timone
08-03-2009, 10:38 PM
Most of Tahoe's posts.

Timone
08-03-2009, 10:38 PM
The Fast and the Furious.

Timone
08-03-2009, 10:41 PM
Most youtube comments

Tahoe
08-03-2009, 10:48 PM
LOL

UxKa
08-03-2009, 10:53 PM
LOL

If the "Things that crack you up" thread cracks Tahoe up, has it served its purpose?

Darth Thanatos
08-04-2009, 02:28 AM
Chicks with small boobs who rock hardcore push-up bras.

That's just sad.

Zip Goshboots
08-04-2009, 06:37 AM
Tattoos. Anyone who has them now. They are officially PLAYED OUT. And all these badasses who are covered with them will be 40 someday. HAHAHAHAHLOLZ

Two things you don't want to do when you are young and toofucking stupid to understand the ramifications: Kids (you knew that was coming) and tattoos.

Glenn
08-04-2009, 06:58 AM
People that think Nickelback (or any other band/artist) are good because they're popular and sell millions of records.

FOX NEWS IS #1

Timone
08-04-2009, 12:12 PM
Tattoos. Anyone who has them now. They are officially PLAYED OUT. And all these badasses who are covered with them will be 40 someday. HAHAHAHAHLOLZ

Two things you don't want to do when you are young and toofucking stupid to understand the ramifications: Kids (you knew that was coming) and tattoos.

So how many tats do you have?

Timone
08-06-2009, 12:12 PM
_VPP-sM_2YU

Fool
08-06-2009, 12:19 PM
I'm going to go ahead and assume that's not real.

Timone
08-06-2009, 12:20 PM
Nope, it's a legit theme song. Aks Pharaoh.

Fool
08-06-2009, 12:46 PM
Nope. Assuming it's fake.

Timone
08-06-2009, 12:48 PM
God damn you.

DE
08-14-2009, 09:03 PM
The NCAA forum. Thank you.

Timone
10-19-2009, 10:14 PM
yo bro listen im nasty

UxKa
10-19-2009, 10:29 PM
yo bro listen im nasty

TWSS

Uncle Mxy
10-21-2009, 02:12 PM
Batman: The WTF Adventures

http://www.cracked.com/blog/batman-the-fraternity-adventures/

MoTown
10-21-2009, 07:41 PM
That definitely cracked me up.

mercury
10-22-2009, 03:06 AM
Drunk chicks trying to fight guys at the bar

Timone
10-22-2009, 03:27 PM
http://www.youtube.com/poole1dan

Timone
10-22-2009, 03:33 PM
http://www.youtube.com/obamaequalsstupid

DE
10-23-2009, 12:15 PM
Drunk chicks trying to fight guys at the bar

Or at Lions games.

Timone
10-26-2009, 04:26 PM
Fans congratulating other fans.

"Congratulations on the big victory you had nothing to do with!"

Glenn
10-26-2009, 04:31 PM
Greenberg always does that on the radio.

"First off, CONGRATULATIONS TO THE NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS ON WINNING SUPER BOWL XXJDHGD"

the ghey

Timone
10-26-2009, 04:32 PM
fan #1: "Good luck Sunday!"
fan #2: "Thanks, we'll need it!"

Timone
10-29-2009, 06:05 PM
Adam Morrison having a ring.

Timone
10-29-2009, 06:06 PM
I just tip my hat and call the Yankees my daddy.

Timone
10-29-2009, 06:07 PM
Or at Lions games.

The fact people still go to Lions games.

Timone
10-29-2009, 06:08 PM
bukdow's stuff from 2007.

Timone
11-08-2009, 11:42 AM
Message board arguments that result in someone saying "I win" at the end of one of their posts and putting the other person on ignore.

Uncle Mxy
11-09-2009, 06:36 PM
http://img4.raidpic.com/12rac_panel1.jpg
http://www.freep.com/article/20091104/NEWS04/91104066/1322/Bill-collector-accused-of-demanding-sex-for-debt-relief

A bill collector was arraigned today after Roseville police said he offered to make a city woman’s bill go away in exchange for a sex act and then exposed himself to her before leaving her home.

George Herron, 43, of Detroit was ordered held on $10,000 bond on criminal sexual conduct and aggravated indecent exposure, both misdemeanors, in Roseville’s 39th District Court, police said.

They said he is an account representative for Rent-A-Center and went to the 21-year-old woman’s home Oct. 22 to discuss a delinquent account. During the discussion, he turned the conversation into a sexual nature, offering to make her bill go away in exchange for a sex act, police said.

Herron then exposed himself to her while taking her hand and placing on himself. The woman pulled away and Herron completed the sex act upon himself before leaving her home, police said.

Later, police said, Herron called the woman and again expressed an interest in exchanging a sex act for eliminating her debt to the company. She then reported the incident to police.

Wizzle
11-09-2009, 07:22 PM
lol at

and Herron completed the sex act upon himself before leaving her home
How were the cops not called directly at this point?!

she must've wanted it a little


and also fail blog cracks me up

Glenn
11-09-2009, 07:43 PM
I think he was just giving her a little help with her goals.

Shoopy
11-09-2009, 08:59 PM
Not Mitch Hedberg.

More amusing than lolfunny.

WTFchris
11-11-2009, 06:37 PM
Try these in the Google search bar (see what it recommends with autocomplete):

why won't
why is
what are

Timone
11-26-2009, 11:52 PM
http://sydlexia.com/imagesandstuff/hulkamania/hulkrules.jpg

Glenn
11-27-2009, 05:26 AM
^Pharaoh's got that tattoo.

Pharaoh
11-27-2009, 07:31 AM
Um, I have no tats.

Could never settle on what I wanted to wear for life so didn't get one.

Timone
11-27-2009, 08:36 AM
I used to tear my shirt but now you tore my heart.
HwE6F7md1LQ

Pharaoh
11-27-2009, 08:49 AM
If you ever see the end of that "match" Hogan steals the show again.

Fucker never "put over" anyone until 2003 when he put Lesnar and Angle over on Smackdown

Timone
11-27-2009, 08:59 AM
I was too busy listening to the song. And wiping away the tears.

Uncle Mxy
12-03-2009, 06:52 PM
I'll preview this bit of awesomeness with just one sentence out of it:


The term Vlade Divac is Serbo-Croatian for “Fragile Underfoot Vagina-Stack.”

http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-7-worst-types-of-pedestrians-to-get-stuck-walking-behind/

Timone
12-03-2009, 07:12 PM
The name Mitch.

Uncle Mxy
12-17-2009, 09:58 PM
http://www.amazon.com/Control-Christian-Marriages-Priesthood-Children/dp/1425992609/ref=pd_sbs_misc_6

Uncle Mxy
03-01-2010, 08:36 AM
http://www.pornolize.com/translate/?lang=en&url=http://wtfdetroit.com/forums

Fool
03-01-2010, 01:03 PM
Black people who get really depressed when they lose to white people in basketball.

MoTown
03-03-2010, 07:47 PM
You should play ball at Saginaw.

Uncle Mxy
03-04-2010, 07:47 PM
http://www.cracked.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/sb48-intro.jpg
http://www.cracked.com/blog/your-3rd-grade-science-textbook-as-written-by-gary-busey/

Timone
02-16-2011, 07:46 PM
Tosh.0 is actually pretty funny

Tahoe
02-16-2011, 08:26 PM
Clown poop.

Vinny
02-16-2011, 08:32 PM
40

Tahoe
02-16-2011, 08:39 PM
LMAO

Timone
07-17-2012, 03:32 PM
Heard some chick say that she's "German, white, and a little bit Polish"

Tahoe
07-19-2012, 05:45 PM
GLa does.