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Believe it or not, I'm a complete catch.

Dude left his phone number. We need to get Kelsey to call him.

Wow, the beginning was douchey but the second call is insane.

Direct action gets the goods.

I like his style.

This is Zekyl btw, right? I mean, that's pretty obvious.

Zekyl needs to learn how to play his cards better. Zek - you only called her twice in four days? WTF were you doing? If she doesn't call you back, you have to call her every couple of hours to see if she's around. You're a great catch, Zek, and if she doesn't realize that by your fourth call, you need to start to threaten her. Tell her you'll find her and fuck her, something to that effect. She'll probably call you back by then. If she doesn't, start sending pictures of your cock via text message to her. If that doesn't work, it's obvious that her entire family was infected with Leprosy over the course of the past couple of days, and she just hasn't had the time to call you yet because their skin is slowly falling off. Once she cleans that up, she'll call you.

Keep trying Zek. Quitters never win.

Zekyl, I didn't know you were Greek.

Greek = Fraternity

He didn't mention which one, though.

Greek = Fraternity



Bingo.

And all this time I thought he was some dopey kid from Cleveland named Bryan...

Zekyl = Man of Action

and probably Birkenstocks

Zek,

Is the latest Jack Johnson CD any good? My kid wants to know.

Zekyl has multiple identities. Someone as high profile as Zekyl needs at least 2 or 3 secret identities.

see: Hannah Montana

Zekyl has multiple identities. Someone as high profile as Zekyl needs at least 2 or 3 secret identities.



BUT IF YOU HAVE MENTAL PROBLEMS, HE'S NOT INTERESTED, LADIES

I think its leprocy. Thanks for the great advice though, I took as many camera phone pics as I could for her.

Also, the video didn't work.