Hope y'all will be able to come out to a show one day... a joint album ("Throatfuck Zach Miner") should be out soon.

What about Zach's single..."Fuck me in the Ass, I suck" single? Will that be on the first album?

Our connection to Zach Miner is tenuous, at best.

Name the time, the place and the price and I'm there, no questions asked.

Name the time, the place and the price and I'm there, no questions asked.

8:30 pm tonight, mom's basement, bring your empty pop cans

Your mom never told me you guys had a basement.

Name the time, the place and the price and I'm there, no questions asked.

When I start up both bands, I'll have all the info for you. :)

Just put up a video on our youtube account... if you're into death and/or black metal, I think we'll be right up your alley.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU

This is Throatfuck btw.

Nice tune, I think your band might be going places!

You guys should really see this.

Also, I didn't even need to click.

It says it's disabled by request, but I don't recall ever making a request.

Anyway, hope y'all enjoy. If not, that's cool too... I understand that the type of music we play and my singing style isn't for everyone.

Ain't got nuthin on mah band...
http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/1816/leftycd7ma.jpg

To those of y'all who planned on attending the upcoming Throatfuck and Miner Offense show, I have some bad news: something came up. Sorry. :(

We've officially disbanded.

Throatfuck might be coming back.

Swat this shit.