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I'll just post and that will count.

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Who the fuck does this guy think he is?

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Who the fuck does this guy think he is?

Looks like Flip Saunders.

Or BARWIS

Looks like Flip Saunders.
Derailed.

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back on track (unless you're Tiger)


Woods set to have season-ending knee surgery
ESPN.com news services

Updated: June 18, 2008, 12:54 PM ET

Tiger Woods Out For The YearTiger Woods has decided to have surgery on his left knee, which will end his 2008 season.

Woods said on his Web site that he will have surgery on his anterior cruciate ligament. He also wrote that he needs time to rehabilitate a double stress fracture of his left tibia, which he said was discovered just before the Memorial Tournament in late May.

And he revealed that he originally ruptured the ACL in 2007 while running at his home in Orlando after the British Open. He said he decided not to have surgery at that point, and he went on to win five of the next six events he entered (through his Target World Challenge in December).

Woods said no date has been determined for the surgery.

"I know much was made of my knee throughout the last week, and it was important to me that I disclose my condition publicly at an appropriate time. I wanted to be very respectful of the USGA and their incredibly hard work, and make sure the focus was on the U.S. Open," Woods said on his Web site. "Now, it is clear that the right thing to do is to listen to my doctors, follow through with this surgery, and focus my attention on rehabilitating my knee."


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I admit having some Tiger fatigue right now, but I just hope we get to watch this guy for long career. 4 knee surgeries aren't good.

Report: Goosen thinks Tiger was faking injuryby FOXSports.com

Perhaps the news that Tiger Woods will miss the rest of the 2008 season will finally convince Retief Goosen and Glenn that his knee injury is genuine.

Goosen, a two-time U.S. Open champion himself, seemed to accuse Woods of faking the extent of the injury when he winced in pain and limped around Torrey Pines on his way to a third U.S. Open title and 14th major championship.

"I think so," Goosen said Tuesday when asked if Woods was exaggerating the severity of the injury, according to a report on the Web site of The London Times. "It just seemed that when he hit a bad shot his knee was in pain and on his good shots he wasn't in pain. You see when he made the putts and he went down on his knees and was shouting, 'Yeah,' his knee wasn't sore.

"Nobody really knows if he was just showing off or if he was really injured. I believe if he was really injured, he would not have played."

On Wednesday, Woods announced that he would have season-ending reconstructive ACL surgery. The world's No. 1 golfer also revealed that he has a double stress fracture in his left tibia. Woods initially tore his ACL while running near his Orlando home following last summer's British Open. He found out about the stress fractures a month ago, as he was attempting to prepare for the Memorial Tournament. The stress fractures were caused by his rehabilitation from an arthroscopic procedure on the knee he underwent two days after The Masters.

When pressed about his inflammatory comments, Goosen seemed to soften his tone, but did not retract what he said.

"I was being light-hearted," Goosen said, according to the Times. "No one but Tiger himself knows how badly hurt he was. But if he was really badly hurt, he would have withdrawn, wouldn't he?"

Woods' swing coach, Hank Haney, described the moment when Woods first learned of the stress fractures, and doctors told Woods the preferred treatment for the stress fractures was three weeks on crutches and three weeks of inactivity.

"Tiger looked at the doctor and said, 'I'm playing in the U.S. Open, and I'm going to win.' And then he started putting on his shoes," Haney said. "He looked at me and said, 'Come on, Hank. We'll just putt today."'

Goosen closed with 4-under 67 on Sunday at Torrey Pines, pulling within six shots of Woods and his playoff foe, Rocco Mediate, and finishing in a tie for 14th.


Retief and Glenn both owe Tiger and apology

I'M SORRY TIGER

Also,

YOU ARE ENTERING ROGER CLEMENS/BRETT FAVRE TERRITORY WITH YOUR HEADLINE MONGERING DRAMA

heroic.

SO BRAVE

And now, everyone can ooh and ahh about it for the next 8 months.

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SO BRAVE

And now, everyone can ooh and ahh about it for the next 8 months.
Right. I mean if I'm the doctor and this is said to me:


"Tiger looked at the doctor and said, 'I'm playing in the U.S. Open, and I'm going to win.' And then he started putting on his shoes," Haney said. "He looked at me and said, 'Come on, Hank. We'll just putt today."'
I'm going, "Great" and giving him a blank stare.

Glenn is out of line in this thread.

GD is spot on in this thread. You gotta problem with GD, you gotta problem with me.

And if GD has a problem with himself?

I admit having some Tiger fatigue right now, but I just hope we get to watch this guy for long career. 4 knee surgeries aren't good.

You do realize this is golf we're talking about right? If Dice can play NBA basketball, I'm sure Tiger Woods can go out there and play again....

Pro Golf puts incredible torque on the left knee. For Tiger about 180 times a tourny. I don't think pro basketball does that. jmo

BTW...Dice might be the exception rather than the rule. You go through 4 knee surgeries, its bound to have an effect on your performance.

I think it will hurt him at some point towards the end of his career.

BTW...Dice might be the exception rather than the rule. You go through 4 knee surgeries, its bound to have an effect on your performance.

I think it will hurt him at some point towards the end of his career.
Lucky for Tiger, his performance is not an athletic ativity that involves running or jumping, he plays a game where he stands still and swings a stick at a stationary object. It's Inverted Tball for christ sake.
Fat people, old people, women, all have ascended to galf greatness. It's a fucking joke to think Tiger woods couldn't play because he had the BEST SURGERY in the world to repiar a knee. This is the kind of shit an NFL'er could go out and play on after a year.

The dude is playing GOLF. GOLF!!!!!!! IT'S NOT EVEN A FUCKING SPORT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YOU FUCKING CUNT , I FUCKING HATE YOU TAHOE, FUCK YOU!!!!!!




:kennythejet:

Speaking of fist-pumping . . .

Pro Golf puts incredible torque on the left knee. For Tiger about 180 times a tourny. I don't think pro basketball does that. jmo

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Fixed. I'm just playing.

I agree with Tahoe.

Speaking of fist-pumping . . .

[smilie=master_emot:

And he's back!!


Hole No. 2, 2:24 p.m.: Tiger opens the Par 5 2nd hole by hitting his second straight fairway, this time using a driver. Jones again off target with his tee ball.

Jones comes up just short on his approach, but he's sitting fine in the middle of the fairway. Birdie still very possible on this short Par 5. Meanwhile, Tiger is ON FIRE. His long iron approach from 238 yards again lands 20 feet short of the pin and releases. He has three feet for eagle.

Jones' chip is nothing special. It scoots about 10 feet by the hole, never threatening the cup. Jones is still away. If he doesn't sink this putt, he'll no doubt concede the hole.

Hole No. 1, 2:06 p.m.: The crowd roars at the first tee as Tiger's name is announced. The world No. 1 is donning a blue polo, white hat and the familiar focus for which he's famous.

A three-wood off the first tee starts up the right side and draws in slightly for Tiger. Jones' tee shot just trickles into the second cut on the left.

If there was any doubt whether Tiger is truly back, he just answered it. An iron approach to the green lands 20 feet short of the pin and releases. He has maybe five feet for birdie. Jones' ball comes up short of the green in the bunker. He will have to get up-and-down for par.

Jones blasts out well to within a few feet, but Tiger has a putt to win the first hole. He drains it. Welcome back, Tiger.
Tiger wins hole. 1 UP

Allllllllllllright!

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^douchebaggery

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Tiger just might be a terrororororororerst:

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Farted.

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I take it the Mexican food at/around Grand Blanc is smokin'!

Report: It wasn't Tiger Woods who farted at Buick Open. It was CBS's David Feherty. There you have it. http://bit.ly/13ivH

And in other news, newspapers are now using the term "farted".

uh...

Tiger's fisting SOMETHING today.

Enquirer: Tiger Cheating On Wife With ‘Party Girl’ (http://www.sportsbybrooks.com/enquirer-tiger-cheating-on-wife-with-party-girl-27124)

Zip likes him even more now.

Hospitalized after backing into a fire hydrant and then a tree coming out of his garage at 2:30 am this morning. Fishy.

Hospitalized after backing into a fire hydrant and then a tree coming out of his garage at 2:30 am this morning. Fishy.

Elin, Tiger's wife, busted out the back window of his SUV(?) with a golf club..."to get him out" LMAO

Not before he left the garage at 2:25am on Thankgiving night, not before...we're talking bout after.

I will eat crow if he wasn't drinking, but this has havin a shine on and a lil dustup with the wife written all fuckin over it.

Moral of the story: don't fist pump and drive.

Moral of the story: never marry a Swedish chick. They're all fucking crazeeee.

Late last night it sounded like Alcohol was not involved. Maybe just a dustup without juice.

This story just seems like something is going.....fishy.

For some reason, "YOU RUINED THANKSGIVING" is really funny.

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/cops_put_heat_on_tiger_may_seek_GSO7gRwPo8qVFFlArY bbyK

Also, I would like to read Zip's dissertation on why el Tigre would cheat on Elin with a NYC "party girl".

she (wife) wants more kids

So did he crash the car into a tree to cover up the fact that Elin went cat scratch fever all over his face? Faked the unconsciousness?

He passed out from the booze.

I thought they ruled out alcohol?

I THOUGHT BUDDHISTS DIDN'T CONSUME ALCOHOL

Swami?

How did they rule it out? He didn't take a test.

When I first heard about this Friday on the radio, the report said that "alcohol was not a factor". Maybe it was just shoddy reporting.

And I guess I assumed that the cops wouldn't just 'overlook' a drunk guy barrelling out of his garage at 2:30 am. Celeb or not.

You get blood drawn in the ambulance.

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You get blood drawn in the ambulance.

I love how much trivia Herm has to know to keep habbit on the d/l from the cops.

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Apparently TMZ & the National Enquirer have a bunch of "other" dirt on Tiger that they are about to unveil.

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GOD DAMN!!!!

:little tony:

IMO, the wife gets busted out for domestic violence at some point. Fishy story, police subpoenaing hospital records, blah blah.

It really pisses me off that the police have been denied access for a few days now. I'd love it if I was involved in some sort of legal incident, and could just keep telling the cops that today just isn't working for me and to come back later.

IMO, the wife gets busted out for domestic violence at some point. Fishy story, police subpoenaing hospital records, blah blah.

It really pisses me off that the police have been denied access for a few days now. I'd love it if I was involved in some sort of legal incident, and could just keep telling the cops that today just isn't working for me and to come back later.

Wasn't it all on private property though? It's one thing if she had like some long history of beating him or something but if he doesn't want to press charges, it's their business. It's not like he needs protection or anything form her...

Just because its private property doesn't mean the police can't arrest someone for domestic violence.

And i think they're getting good legal advice. Cuz normally peeps would come up with some bullshit story and then later get the 'lying to police' thing. Not that its a harsh penalty.

Also, no one has to press the charge of domestic violence. The city can bring that charge on its own.

Tiger mistress admits being accused of being madam, hanging with pill-popping hookers, nailing celebs and "vacationing" with "clients"

So Tiger is "Client #9"?

Tiger goes down: NEW woman has voicemails and texts saying she had a 31 month affair with Eldrick. damn. http://tinyurl.com/yzg9lcf

So when does he come clean about his "sex addiction"?

Voice mails going public tomorrow. Let the fall from grace begin.

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definition #5

The Asians win this one.

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Incredible.

Run that shit through babelfish for me.

Tiger finally catches a break. The cops gave him a $164 ticket and closed the case.

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This is how it went down!

Tiger/Elin argue (infidelity)
Tiger storms out to get in the car for a drive
Elin finds five iron
Tiger starts SUV, begins to pull of of driveway
Elin bashes in window
Startled Tiger hits tree, fire-hydrant
Tiger gives no comment, thus fueling the perception that infedility/fighting exist

Just heard one of the voice mails, lol

I think USweekly.com has it

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Golfer Tiger Woods said today that he regrets "transgressions" that "let his family down."

Its on his website. He basically yells at people to leave him alone.

It's called "Kobe Special" time... give her a rock so big, she walks with a limp.

^right on cue


Report: Tiger paid Elin a "hefty seven-figure amount" to remain his wife. http://bit.ly/7hITYZ

Why not? It's just play money, right?

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Why would he pay her to stay and then rewrite the prenup to let her leave sooner?

Something is incorrect there.

Apparently Tiger's changing his name to "Cheetah".

(rim shot)

Hey, I get it!

Same joke works with "Lion".

Just got this as an email called "Woods Family Christmas Card" from a friend.




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After everything that has happened in the past week, him yelling "YOU RUINED THANKSGIVING" is even more funny now.

That's what his wife looks like? Why would you ever cheat on that?

Shoulda used a sand wedge, bitch.

re the prenup:


the incentives for her to remain Mrs. Tiger Woods

I thought a prenup was supposed to protect the rich person, not be an incentive for the other. Is there a dark side to Tiger that the public is unaware of, and plays a big part is why he is so private? That makes it sound like she was paid off just to marry him.

Evil Tiger.

The bimbo explosion is in full farce.

Time to change the name of your thread Gla.

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Why are so many of us so fascinated by this whole Tiger Woods (http://sports.yahoo.com/pga/players/147/;_ylt=Arcp6Xt_f4zWQojL8btUHPzxfJJ4) mess? Let’s try to answer it as best we can. We can do this, friends. Gather ‘round.

First off, let’s start with the premise that a celebrity caught womanizing is hardly news. The comparisons to famous adulterers are endless: Bill Clinton, Michael Jordan, David Letterman spring to mind. So do Alex Rodriguez, Roger Clemens and, most recently, that South Carolina governor who was supposed to be hiking the Appalachians but instead was writing sonnets to a bird in Argentina. Heck, JFK supposedly stepped out on Jackie with Marilyn Monroe. You want the Crown Jewel of infidelity? That’s pretty tough to top.
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Sexual cravings outside of monogamy are a story as old as King David. So, certainly, the least surprising aspect of Tiger’s story is that a rich and famous athlete succumbed to temptation. Jeez, in baseball, infidelity is so common it has its own vocabulary. “Road beef,” is what the players indelicately call mistresses away from home. I once witnessed a ballplayer inside a clubhouse holding two cell phones, one number for his girlfriend, one for his “road beef.” He was having trouble remembering which was which. (Then again, given Tiger’s clumsy voice mail to Jaime Grubbs, maybe this ballplayer was, tactically, a step ahead of the world’s greatest golfer.)
What’s more, some European cultures tacitly approve of a mistress. She comes with the marriage vows, almost.

So it can’t be simply infidelity that fascinates us – although it’s a helluva juicy topic, no matter how many times we read about it.

Tiger thinks otherwise. His apology on his website contains a diatribe against scrutiny of his private life. Here, Tiger is trying to push back a tidal wave. Human beings, in case he hadn’t noticed, are endlessly fascinated by other human beings. Specifically, we tend to be fascinated by rich and famous human beings. Why? A lot of it is envy. A lot of it is nosiness. Some of it is schadenfreude, or the dark human quality that takes pleasure in another’s failings. A lot of it is just a way to pass the time on an otherwise boring workday under the fluorescents.

But for Tiger to ask for society to pay no mind to his private life – when he drove a Cadillac over public property and caused taxpayer-funded police officers and ambulance workers to tend to his accident – strikes me as unrealistic, at best.

Still, even by gossip standards, the fascination with Tiger’s sordid missteps rates quite high. Given that he’s not the first unfaithful husband in the history of the world, why do so many of us care so much?
I would submit two main theses:

1. Tiger is a victim of his own brilliance
Everything we’ve ever known about Tiger, publicly, was incredible. Wins. Tons of them. Wealth. Tons of it. Major championships. Fourteen of ‘em. Fame. Stirring comebacks. Inspirational fist pumps. Record-breaking performances. And, perhaps most impressively, the weaving of a private cocoon that almost defied belief for an athlete and endorser of his profile. For a guy whose athletic exploits were so dramatic, what made Tiger so remarkable was his lack of off-course drama. About the hottest controversy you could find with Tiger would be his too-frequent use of profanity on the golf course, and his sometimes-petulant tossing of golf clubs. That’s a pretty short rap sheet for the first billionaire athlete in history. Without even realizing it, we had spent the last decade marveling at a player and public figure who could amass so much excellence with nary a chink in his armor, and nary a peek into his private world.

Thus, when a chink in the armor quickly turned into a chasm, we were slack-jawed. And, when a peek into his private life – starting with a smashed Escalade and ending with Ms. Grubbs showing Us Weekly her Tiger texts – turned into a full-scale extravaganza, we were blown away. Change came with the speed of an avalanche, and we wouldn’t be human if we didn’t stand and stare. Which leads me to my second theory …

2. If Tiger ever was going to fall down in public, we would never expect it to be so brazen and weird.
Previous celebrity adulterers were outed in more conventional ways: A-Rod was photographed with a stripper at a Toronto hotel. Gary Hart bounced Donna Rice on his knee on a yacht.

Tiger took another route. He drove a car into a tree at 2:25 am on Thanksgiving night. He was described as mumbling and incoherent. His back window was smashed out. He turned the cops away from his home three days in a row.

He then sat and watched, like the rest of us, as his house of cards came tumbling down, one “hostess” at a time.

Worse, there was a distasteful audacity to the revelations. And the volume of evidence: Oy! The stories of the frequency of the dalliances in varied cities with varied women lent the distinct impression that Tiger was happy to make a cuckold of Elin as long as he could get away with it. This was no “I got drunk, I’m sorry, I never saw her again” cheat. The hundreds and hundreds of text messages, the half-baked cover-up plan on the voice mail … it all reveals a couple of things: A) For a guy who thinks his way around golf courses better than any, his failure to cover his adulterous tracks was a mis-club of the highest order; and B) his Nixonian attempts at cover-up certainly undermines the sincerity of his “profound” apology.

Bottom line: The only reason Tiger was apologizing was because he got caught. In those terms, Jesper Parnevik (http://sports.yahoo.com/pga/players/85/;_ylt=Aq_aF2G_ZRZ6btLBsGrIe0jxfJJ4) nailed it when he said he thought Tiger was a better guy than he’s turned out to be. (Side note: Parnevik’s sharp words have to be the most pointed criticism of Tiger ever leveled by another player. And considering Parnevik’s role in introducing Elin to Tiger, there was an almost paternal chivalry to his comments for which he is to be praised.)

In sum, that’s why we’re so fascinated with this whole thing. For those who say it’s “none of your damn business,” like Miami Dolphin Jason Taylor, they’re either of a higher moral character than the rest of us, and above any prurient interest in human foibles, or they’re not understanding the points made by Yahoo! Sports columnist Dan Wetzel: Tiger’s very public image, the image that made him a billionaire, comes with it a fascination for his private image, as well.

In the end, you wonder why Tiger got married, if he has such an insatiable need to chase skirt. Just this month, Derek Jeter was feted as Sports Illustrated’s Sportsman of the Year, and praised for his character – all the while toting a resume of lady-killing to impress Warren Beatty. But why shouldn’t he? He played it smart and stayed single. He’s doing nothing ethically wrong when he squires around starlets. He’s doing the opposite – enjoying the heck out of his immense good fortune, and deservedly so.
Dime store psychology time: I wonder if Tiger got married as part of an unspoken culture pressure on the PGA Tour. I was around that tour full-time for nearly a half-decade, and seemingly every player in his 20s was married, or engaged or had kids or had a wife who was pregnant. The overwhelming percentage of married heterosexuals on the tour seemed almost Stepfordian, to my eye. It almost seemed as if winning on tour came with an unwritten rule that a wife and toddler(s) must be greenside at the 72nd hole, so they can run on the green for hugs and kisses as Jim Nantz warmly calls out their first names. A bachelor golfer? In that conservative culture on tour, you would almost hear whispers: What’s wrong with that guy? Is he, you know, like us?

It will feel different from here on out with Tiger. Yes, in the end, this, too, shall pass; and yes, in the end, we are captivated by his golf skills, not for his Chamberlain-esque taste for the fairer sex. But the heights to which we built Tiger, on magazine advertising pages and TV commercials alongside putting greens, and the embarrassing details that have made his fall so painfully public, leave us no choice but to feel differently.

The pure wonder at his golf skills will always remain. And to say that we’ll embrace him less because he treated his wife with such brazen disdain can sound awfully sanctimonious. Indeed, let he who is without sin hit the first tee shot, and all that … but if anybody criticizes you for being fascinated by all this, don’t apologize. It’s perfectly normal.

Parnevik's the man. I saw that clip.

Also, here's some dyke/feminist perspective that was created out of thin air and has little to do with anything that has ever happened. Pure theoretic bullshit without any examples that back up the 'point' she makes. Fuck Boston.

http://www.bostonherald.com/news/columnists/view.bg?&articleid=1216201&format=&page=2&listingType=col#articleFull


‘Support’ evaporates when a Tigress shows her stripes

Forget Tiger.

I’m waiting for the day when a superstar woman - her husband and babies at home - gets caught with a Vegas cocktail stud or two - and Gatorade and Gillette and Nike and those all-American, blue-chip advertisers say, “No problem. During this trying private time, we give our philandering little tart our full and complete support.”

That’s what Tiger Woods got yesterday from those sponsors: full support, forgiveness and promises that he’ll remain their multimillion-dollar pitchman.


Was anyone surprised?

Basketball behemoth Michael Jordan cheated in the ’90s. ’Twas but a blip in his cash-cow endorsement deals.

David Letterman trolled the intern pool for underlings young enough to be his granddaughter. Advertisers cared not and ratings went through the roof.

Bill Clinton trolled the intern pool - and everything else. Now he’s an esteemed elder statesman.

When you’re a super-successful guy, advertisers, fans, viewers and voters stick with you and your serial adulteries. You have to cheat in a truly turn-your-stomach way (see: John Edwards) to be scorned.

But what would happen to, say, Sarah Palin were she to step out on Todd? She’d be toast. Done.

Finito.

“I have let my family down,” Tiger told us yesterday. “I have not been true to my values.”

Indeed. First one amply bosomed party girl. Then an amply bosomed cocktail hostess. Then an amply bosomed bar flack.

Perhaps two or four or maybe 20 more amply bosomed young professionals will emerge from the Woods-work before we’re done.

And here some of us thought Tiger different. You know, the superhuman discipline, the big Stanford brain, the apparent class, his seemingly blissful union with a former model/au pair.

As my friend Judith put it after seeing Elin Woods resplendent in her bikini, “If he cheated on her, what chance is there for the rest of us?”

I admit to being among those surprised by tawdry Tiger and his sext-ing trail a million miles long. Yesterday, trying to think of whose fall would surprise me more, I immediately said Tom Brady [stats], boy quarterback nextdoor, seemingly blissful with his own underwear model, Gisele.

Then my friend shot back, “What are you talking about? He dumped his pregnant girlfriend to chase that Brazilian stick figure halfway round the world!”

“My God I forgot!” I said.

Which just goes to show: We not only support these guys, we forgive them, forget their sins, then think they’re father of the year.

Fuck men



Wikipedia: Eagan was married to long time Boston Globe reporter and editor Peter Mancusi, having two daughters and one son. Their marriage ended in divorce.[1]

Holy shit. Didn't see that one coming.

^^^I'll fuck any Hollywood bitch who volunteers to be the first one caught like Tiger.

But that's the problem: They do it, but their husbands are all, "Yawn"

That's what his wife looks like? Why would you ever cheat on that?

http://rlv.zcache.com/hello_my_name_is_limp_dick_postcard-p239191898701820686qibm_400.jpg

So awesome. I love the interwebs.

OEkomaBTppY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEkomaBTppY

LOL



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he need to leave that gangsta shit to gangstas. In the player manual rules 1,2,3,4, and 5 is erase all evidence AND NEVER LEAVE A VOICE MAIL, i dont even leave voice messages on my grandma phone.

Just got this as an email called "Woods Family Christmas Card" from a friend.




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I just saw that Charlie and Austin Daye both just posted this on their twitters.

Just heard a report on ESPN that the neighbors that found him laying on the ground after the accident are saying that he wasn't unconscious, he was SNORING.

WTF?

Hey it's uh, it's Ti--zzzzzzzz

I need Walter Sharpe's take on this.


^insensitive

I hope there's a sex tape. That would really put this over the top.

We're getting a laugh out of all this shit at work. Funny as hell.

So the chick he had an affair with was undoubtedly asking for some dough...

Tigers Lawyers: "Yeah, we'll get back to you"

Gloria Alred and Ho: News Conference Scheduled for yesterday

Tigers Lawyers an hour before News Conference: "Hey Gloria, Wassup! Hey we misplaced your number but found it. So about the dough you want"

Gloria and Ho: Cancel News Conference.

Porn star Holly Sampson is seventh woman linked to Tiger Woods as sex scandal continues to grow
http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2009/12/07/2009-12-07_hiding_in_her_den_latest_tiger_gal_alerts_pals_ to_alleged_tryst_source_sez.html

And then there were 9: two more girls claim affairs with golfing great: http://bit.ly/6zZtxz

I wonder how many of these chicks are legit, though. I might say I had an affair with Tiger if I can get some publicity out of this to promote my new book.

Oh, I agree. I'm just lolling as the # goes higher and higher.

By next week, we might hit 100.

Tiger has to spill his guts to his attorneys. They need to know who to pay off and who to tell to fuck off. I'm thinking Elin might want her attorneys in that meeting too.

"When Tiger goes out in Orlando he certainly goes to Blue Martini," a local club insider told The News. "Any rich and horny guy from the suburbs can go there and leave with a girl on each arm."

Reports of Woods' close-to-home dalliances come amid reports Sunday that he also hooked up with an Orlando waitress, Mindy Lawton (http://www.nydailynews.com/topics/Mindy+Lawton), in a church parking lot and even his home while his then-pregnant wife was out of town.

Ledezma just bought his plane ticket.

Only a few of these (rumored girls) are decent looking:

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Ledezma just bought his plane ticket.

^ Post of the year

I slept with Tiger Woods.

^publicity stunt

My book will go into great detail. Read it and find out for yourself.

I can describe Tigers's alleged penis all right? There's a head, a shaft, some balls, hair - maybe pressed, permed hair, with little divots on it.

There was fisting. Chip Caray may or may have not been there.

If that ain't enough to get you to buy the book, I don't know what is.

I take it that the name of TBeau's book is "Tiger's Wood".

Who could ask for anything more?

This is the number three story on ESPN:

Tiger's mother-in-law released from hospital (http://sports.espn.go.com/golf/news/story?id=4724190)

The Tiger Woods/Santa Clause joke(s) on twitter aren't very funny.

The Rev. Al Sharpton held a press conference today to blast Tiger Woods for the lack of diversity among his mistresses. Sharpton claims that the lack of African-American women among Woods’ harem will have a negative affect on the black community, specifically young black girls.

“Why is it that a man who calls himself black can’t bring himself to cheat on his wife with a black woman?” said Sharpton, speaking to a group of supporters in Harlem. “What does it say to young black girls everywhere when you pass them over? Shame on you, Tiger Woods. What would your daddy say?”

Sharpton, who has long championed taking black women as mistresses, said that today’s black athletes need to stop neglecting black women when it comes to extramarital affairs, and should follow the examples of positive black role models such as Jesse Jackson and Martin Luther King, Jr., both of whom cheated on their wives with black women. Sharpton also stressed that cheating with African-American women would help the black community financially by giving black girls the chance to sell their stories to tabloids and gossip magazines.

Added Sharpton, “I’m not asking you to not cheat on your wives, I’m just asking you to give back to your own community.”

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Suzanne Sommers had a boob job? I mean how big can they get?

131=great
133=not so great

Divorce.

Let the fist pumping and bitch humping begin all over again!!!!

I haven't heard any new developments in the Tiger Saga in like 13 hours. I kinda miss it.

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748704238104574602293033609948.html

She hit him in the face with a 9-iron.

http://www.sportingnews.com/golf/article/2010-01-05/tiger-woods-absence-attributable-broken-teeth

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The Chinese win.

Good call. They NEED to update their video.

http://www.foxnews.com/slideshow/entertainment/2009/11/30/rachel-uchitel-jaimee-grubbs-kalika-moquin

FOX NEWS!!

Tiger is El Chingon.

Things Tiger Woods says tomorrow...

I've let so many people down.

I want to appologize to anyone I've offended.

I want to appologize to my wife and family.

I want to appologize to the PGA tour.

I want to appologize to my sponsors.


I ask for privacy as my family and I work through this.

and thanks to all my fans who have supported me through this very difficult time.

^Drinking game?

and thanks to all my fans who have supported me through this very difficult time.

Your cards and letters (today I guess its emails and texts?) are truly appreciated.

I bet he sheds a tear too

Your cards and letters (today I guess its emails and texts?) are truly appreciated.

No way he mentions texts.

No way he mentions texts.

I never actually said he would, you sinking douchefuck.

David Stern has admitted to sleeping with Tiger.

Tiger is apparently bringing Michael Jordan to the presser.

When will this end? WHY DOES ANYONE CARE?!?! It's dominated all news outlets today. You would think he was the leader of the free world.

He wasn't being genuine and he was very robotic.

I thought he did a pretty good job today.

And Mo, its just the more perfect sponsors make out the image of somone to be, the harder they fall. The bigger the wreck, the more peeps watch.

He was slow and painfully deliberate in the beginning, but then sped up and got excited when he started talking about his charities, as if to say:

"Whew! Got THAT shit outta the way. Now I can talk about something I actually CARE about"

I thought he did a pretty good job today.

And Mo, its just the more perfect sponsors make out the image of somone to be, the harder they fall. The bigger the wreck, the more peeps watch.
I understand that, but every news outlet covered his speech. I think this had more viewers than the State of the Union.

^ Gotcha. I didn't realize it was all over the news, cuz other than watching him make his statement, I didn't watch TV. I should have figured they'd cover it ad nauseum.

I just don't understand why so many people care. He cheated on his wife, he's not a saint, now forget about it. If you like golf, watch him golf. If you don't, don't. ESPN was interviewing people to see if they accepted his apology. WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TO ACCEPT HIS APOLOGY?!?! The stock market stopped for his presser. HE IS A GODDAMN GOLFER FOR CRISSAKES! Clinton got less attention for his affair.

I think every man that cheated on his wife should have a press conference and I'll decide if I accept their apology.

Insensitive.

He actually does have a family history of this.

I just don't understand why so many people care. He cheated on his wife, he's not a saint, now forget about it. If you like golf, watch him golf. If you don't, don't. ESPN was interviewing people to see if they accepted his apology. WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TO ACCEPT HIS APOLOGY?!?! The stock market stopped for his presser. HE IS A GODDAMN GOLFER FOR CRISSAKES! Clinton got less attention for his affair.

I think every man that cheated on his wife should have a press conference and I'll decide if I accept their apology.

The reason so many peeps care is cuz how huge of a figure he is. Peeps all around the world know him and love the guy. He is probably the best golfer EVER and stood to make prolly a billion dollars(?) maybe more? I don't know.

And he didn't just cheat on his wife. It sounds like he had a harem going. He actually checked himself into therapy for sex something or other. Dude was really pushing it when his sponsors and handlers kept his image squeaky clean all for profit.

This isn't just some cat gettin a little at a bar on friday night. These are extremes, imo. He was at the top and come to find out he's screwing 10 or 12 or 15 or who knows how many chicks on the side while we see his wife and daughter run to kiss him on the 18 as he wins another golf tourney.

You're preaching to the choir as far as the fucked up media. They are just trying to capitalize on this mess. They act like they care as they do another story for ratings. Fuck them.

But peeps have the right to judge him however they want, imo. Fame and fortune can be great when things are going good, but it can really suck when things go bad.

I doubt none of that ^ is anything you haven't thought about, but I just think peeps can hammer away at him all they want. He loved all the attention then but prolly not so much right now.

Deal with Tiger you douche bag.

And yes, I cheated on 1 of my former wives.

With an immigrant?

^Didn't contribute.

With an immigrant?

Yea, he was.

^Didn't contribute.

In this thread, too?

PONTE VEDRA BEACH, FL—In an announcement highly anticipated by sex fans around the world, Tiger Woods told a small gathering of reporters, family, and lovers Friday that the most dominant fornicator on the planet would soon return to sex.

"Not being able to get out there and have sex has really been tough on me," Woods said. "I've missed it. I love fucking with all my heart."

Woods said that during his brief time away from sex, he couldn't stop thinking about one day resuming his daily regimen of sexual intercourse with random women who look vaguely like his wife, only skankier.

"When I am out there having sex, I am in complete control," said Woods, an acknowledged master of the long game who claims he is only truly at peace when he is between the legs of a woman. "It's just me and my thoughts. And a high-end escort. And the lounge dancer. And sometimes [caddie] Stevie. And probably some stewardess I just met."

"I'm so into it that I usually just block out all the cameras," Woods added.

Saying that fucking is his "calling and [his] one true passion," Woods spoke of how he has always adored the sight of a neatly trimmed mound, the smell of fresh stank early in the morning when the labia glisten with dewy juices, and the feel of a perfect impact with a woman's vagina.

"That sensation just flows right up the shaft, through my hands, and quavers up and down my spine," Woods said. "Ever since I was 16, I've loved that feeling. It's like new every time."

"To be honest, I'd do this for free," Woods added. "I'm the luckiest guy in the world."

During his announcement, Woods released an aggressive touring schedule that reaffirmed his commitment to sex. He is slated to take part in a three-day lovemaking session in March at the Clarion Hotel in Orlando, and confirmed that he would join a foursome at the Doral Resort and Spa in Miami as a tune-up for his first major fuckfest in Augusta, GA.

In addition, Woods said he will not renege on his annual stop in Dubai, and said he looked forward to boning a prostitute on the roof of this year's venue, the Burj Al Arab Hotel.

The 34-year-old sexual superstar said he is "far from satisfied" by his previous erotic achievements and that he expects to return to sex even stronger than before. However, Woods admitted he may not be in top form at first.

"I'll probably be a little rusty," Woods said. "But once I swing the old cock around a few times and get it in the first couple holes, I'm confident that I'll still be able to drive it as deep as I always have."

"There will be times when I get into some thick muff, and I'll have to set my jaw and hack my way through it," Woods continued. "Just keep my head down and hit that with all the force I can muster. I welcome the challenge."

Woods believes that his long game, which relies on innate strength and stamina, has probably suffered the least from his hiatus, but that his finesse, iron control, and deft touch around the hole are aspects of his game that may be slow to come back.

"I just have to take my time, visualize the line, and read the grain and the slope of the vulva correctly," Woods said. "It's really all mental at that point."

Reaction to Woods' announcement has been generally positive. Many of his closest friends, including Mark O'Mera, said that Woods' return would undoubtedly be great for sex, and that, selfishly, he loves to watch Woods out there doing his thing.

Woods' fans have also been supportive.

"I'm so glad Tiger is coming back," said 27-year-old Florida resident and cocktail waitress Brandi Hughes. "He's the best."

Woods concluded his press conference by saying that he is looking forward to chasing Jack Nicklaus' record of fucking 18 major babes at one time.

CHAMPION AGAIN.

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.aolnews.com/media/2009/12/tiger-fist-pump120809.jpg

also,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuK2YLT3OVo

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also,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuK2YLT3OVo

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LOL'D:

Wow. Awesome video dude. Goosebumps.
TigerWoodsIsBoss 6 months ago

Good lord.

If I tried that I'm pretty sure I'd tear my rotator cuff.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/rf/image_606w/2010-2019/WashingtonPost/2013/03/23/Production/WashingtonPost/Images/Bay_Hill_Golf.JPEG-0ef48.jpg[/img]

https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSshYyiNg9FQWpduoBIq76F1GlEbcDc2 BdPgKaNKaqwS3Sn1oda

BET HE'S NOT FIST PUMPING ABOUT THE STEVE WILLIAMS TELL-ALL BOOK THAT COMES OUT TOMORRAH!!!

Or the # of pics that were posted in here and have since been removed.

(I'm assuming there's a lot)

Never in doubt, really.