We have some great news about Pharaoh. (http://wtfdetroit.com/forums/member.php?u=442)

Anyone that has joined over the last 15 months or so might not recognize the name, but those that have been here longer than that will be pleased to learn that we finally heard from him yesterday.

We haven't talked about this much publicly, but there were several of us that were really concerned about his well being, some, including myself, actually were fearing the worst.

Come to find out, he just had a lot of personal/professional/family stuff going on and it caused him to lose touch for well over 1 year. For someone that is only tenuously connected to the site, that wouldn't be that shocking, but P was/is a big part of what happens here and helped fund the site, so it was disconcerting to just have him drop out one day without warning.

Anyways, if you don't know who he is, go back and read some of his posts, they are very unique to say the least.

We don't know how much he is going to be able to be around in the near future, but if you see a new post from him, welcome him back.

Bullshit.

Pharaoh didn't "lose touch for well over a year."

Dude can't go more than 15 minutes without touching himself.

Right Pharaoh?

Glad to know he's OK.

I'm sure P will be touched by this outpouring of support.

Being a Raptors fan is tough. Good to hear he's still grinding it out.

it was good to hear that he's doing fine.

Good to hear, hope he didn't have to kill anybody. Or too many people even.

I just wanted to point out that the use of white text in posts at WTF originated with Pharaoh.

I wish he'd post again. :emokid:

It's happening.

Get ready, ladies.

If this is what I think it is, this is very good news.

Should we start a countdown?

Currently Active Users: 12 (3 members and 9 guests)
Most users ever online was 399, 11-30-2006 at 10:06 AM.
MoTown, Glenn, Pharaoh

He's ashamed of the Raptors.

I thught New Zealand suddenly laid claim to the underwater phone lines and cut off Aussieland internet from the rest o the world.

Yeah, I'm back!

You'll also be happy to know that your brainchild, the white text, is now an everyday staple.

So it would be advisable to keep an eye out for it.

Maybe I should hop in my time machine and set it to before May 15th, 2007.

Good to see giffman still hasn't changed.

And Mo, countdowns are for Chris Jericho.

And I am not Chris Jericho.

Who the fuck is using white text? I've been back for a few days and didn't even notice, which I guess is the whole fucking point of the white text in the first place but still it would be nice to know who stole my bit.

Almost Everybody

P - Countdowns are also for wasted baseball seasons. I'm sure you'll find that thread if you have a second to search the MLB forum...

Glenn warned you about the white text in another thread.

Other facts you should know that were revealed while you were gone:

MoTown is from Minny and a closet Twins fan
Zekyl is from Cleveland
Glenn has a man crush on Flip Murray
Tahoe thinks Dante Culpepper is as good as Donovan McNabb

That's about it. Not sure how much of that you care about...

Glenn's slightly miffed that the white text has transcended, while the BrownPaintBrushTool® remains but a novelty.

Glenn warned you about the white text in another thread.

Other facts you should know that were revealed while you were gone:

MoTown is from Minny and a closet Twins fan
Zekyl is from Cleveland
Glenn has a man crush on Flip Murray
Tahoe thinks Dante Culpepper is as good as Donovan McNabb

That's about it. Not sure how much of that you care about...

And Bubbles is a false prophet.

And that Denny's gone because he's in rehab.

Someone needs to explain Keith Langlois and bukdow.

Langwah is a Pistons slappy straight out of the back pocket of Dumars.

Bukky is a crotchety old bastard.

And that Vinny's gone because he's in rehab.

Fuck, that's what I meant.

<- retarded Clevelander

Glenn warned you about the white text in another thread.

Other facts you should know that were revealed while you were gone:

MoTown is from Minny and a closet Twins fan
Zekyl is from Cleveland
Glenn has a man crush on Flip Murray
Tahoe thinks Dante Culpepper is as good as Donovan McNabb

That's about it. Not sure how much of that you care about...

He also thinks wolves are related to cats.

FYI - Tahoe loves irony. Not "TheIrony." Just irony. TheIrony is solid, though.

He also thinks wolves are related to cats.

LOL.

Jesus Christ out of all the stupid shit I post that is the best you can come up with? And then make it a sig? LOL

I'm flattered.

Bringing up anything else would be beating a dead horse at this point. This is new, and it's funny.

Pharoah,

You should go through the NBA forum and read as many "LLTP: Pistons Mailbags" as you can stomach and then go to the Front Page forum and read the "Evil Pistons Mailbags".

I think you'd like them.

I should have asked Muhme to explain this.

Bringing up anything else would be beating a dead horse at this point. This is new, and it's funny.

What do you do at your parties...set around telling knock-knock jokes?

No.

We play duck duck goose.

He meditates in the mountains.

wait...

P.

How come the Raptors never became anything?

And was it just a coincidence that you disappeared after the Magic made the playoffs in 2007?

http://wtfdetroit.com/forums/showthread.php?t=6249

YOU THOUGHT THAT I'D FORGET, DIDN'T YOU?

Fuck this Orlando shit.

I stated in some thread, it may be the one you linked, that IF they made the playoffs as the 8th seed it meant the East is/was pathetic.

IIRC they did make the playoffs, as the 8th seed and were swiftly fucking destroyed.

I also stated in that thread or possibly a different Orlando thread (why are we so fucking into them? Is it still because of Grant Hill?) that they would be better the following season...

Holy shit! They did get a lot fucking better. Seems I was right about Orlando and the Eastern Conference as well.

Just like I was right about the Rip trade, Sheed's arrival, the Billups signing, losing Big Ben, Joe acquiring Juan Dixon etc.

To tell you the damn truth the only reason we're in the fucking toilet now is because I haven't been here to post ideas/proposals that Joe can fucking steal a few months later and better the team.

Is it just coincidence that the team has gone downhill quick with me "AWOL"?

Oh, and the Raptors didn't become anything because their front office fucked it up.

As I remember, the Orlando debate was more about the pick owed to us from the Darko trade being referred to as an "early lottery pick" or even just a "lottery pick" by some.

It clearly wasn't going to be a lottery pick, IMO.

At least, that is what set me off back then.

And I lol'd about the absence of your trade proposals setting the team back.

Well, I'm happy that I made you laugh.

And that thread wasn't about no pick for me.

The question was asked and I fucking answered and answered and answered.

Oh, and while re-reading that Orlando thread I found this interesting post from you, GD:


And Hill's foot is an issue again.

Pharaoh is the man.

the fact is that this wrong prediction has been thrown out there a few times since the event but no one ever mentions all the shit I got right. Why is that?

Looks like we lost him again.

Yeah, it's been a while. I guess the wire put him back in his cage.

SWIDT?

He'll be back for BBall season, won't he?

He better be or he should get the dildo for a while.

Him ham radio only werks when the wind is blowing northeast.

Currently, it is not.

Congrats on the baby. Must be getting pretty close to a full house there. So we probably have you for a good 90 days or so before you retreat back to the love cave, eh?

Hell Yeah the house is full. Still got a spare room in case JS ever shows up

would be nice to know he's ok

And life is certainly gonna be insane for a while now. Don't know how much I will be here or not but I'll try to come in and swear as much as I can.

What the fuck would you cunts do without my swearing?

Now it's time for the scouting report on my 2 boys (Nathaniel and Isiah)

Nate is my 17 month old bruiser. The kid is gonna be a PF from back in the day - like Mahorn or some shit. He'll wrestle anyone or anything no matter how big or small. He takes no crap from his sister (who is 3) and is willing to climb anything he can in an effort to get what he wants.

Isiah was born yesterday so obviously the report is a little thin with him. He is the longest baby we've had though, has the biggest feet and the longest fingers. He's looking like a KG kind of guy with his "build".

Despite my obvious attempts to develop point guards (notice the names of my boys?) for the Pistons franchise God is sending me big men.

BTW, the love cave is closed due to removal of access tubes.