Tuesday, June 10th, 2008: POSSIBLY DEAD.

Hey, yea, what happened to that bitch?

RIP

And if he were sent to hell, would that be considered an upgrade?

Yes. He's in a better place now.

Hopefully he's just "camping" with the rest of the boys from the frat house.

Sorry guys. My grandpa died and I got way behind in school, then I was moving into a new house and we had to do a ton of work on it before we could actually move in. I regret to inform you that I'm not dead. Let the Cleveland jokes continue.

Condolences.

I still think you're dead though.

You should have just had Kelsey do all your homework. 7

then I was moving into a new house and we had to do a ton of work on it before we could actually move in.

We as in you and your frat buddies?

Sorry Zek.

June 11, 2008: Risen From Dead. Second coming of Christ?

If Jesus really was from what is now Cleveland, we're all going to Hell.

777

Seven
Seven
Seven is my name
Seven come
And seven go
And seven
Still remain, yea

This just got weird.

Come on now, Glenn, that last post was for you!

It helped make it a great day, that's for sure.

All praise Lord Zekyl, for he is the Messiah and we are his sheep!

http://scienceblogs.com/seed/upload/2007/01/frat_boy.jpg

SOMEONE TELL DANTONIO

OMG IT IS THE ABRAHCALYPSE

Zekyl, now that you've proven to us you are indeed our Lord, does this mean that you will no longer contribute to the Headbanger's Ball thread and you are now a Stryper fan?

It does not mean that at all. I still plan to contribute when I find good music videos. I just haven't had time lately. All music videos and WTFDetroit are blocked at work.

The funny thing is that my nickname is Jesus. I'm assuming it was you that added me on myspace with the name "Zekyl Is God" or whatever it was.

Zekyl, now that you've proven to us you are indeed our Lord, does this mean that you will no longer contribute to the Headbanger's Ball thread and you are now a Stryper fan?

I think that it actually means that Stryper are now Zekyl fans.

The funny thing is that my nickname is Jesus. I'm assuming it was you that added me on myspace with the name "Zekyl Is God" or whatever it was.

No, but the person who sent that friend request wants to know why you didn't accept.

I think that it actually means that Stryper are now Zekyl fans.

tfT3EcLKADU

I don't know if I've ever heard a Stryper song.

Zekyl, do you believe some people are inherently evil?

Zekyl, did you create some people inherently evil?
Fixed.

No, its all a matter of their surroundings. If you're raised in shitty surroundings, chances are you'll be a shitty person.

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^ should be on the front page!

JUNE 22ND, 2008: ???

HI ZEKYL!!!!


I Prayed to you this morning.

You know who I pray to? Joe Pesci. Joe Pesci. Two reasons; first of all, I think he's a good actor. Okay. To me, that counts. Second; he looks like a guy who can get things done. Joe Pesci doesn't fuck around. Doesn't fuck around. In fact, Joe Pesci came through on a couple of things that God was having trouble with. For years I asked God to do something about my noisy neighbor with the barking dog. Joe Pesci straightened that cock-sucker out with one visit.
George Carlin I noticed that of all the prayers I used to offer to God, and all the prayers that I now offer to Joe Pesci, are being answered at about the same 50 percent rate. Half the time I get what I want. Half the time I don't. Same as God 50-50. Same as the four leaf clover, the horse shoe, the rabbit's foot, and the wishing well. Same as the mojo man. Same as the voodoo lady who tells your fortune by squeezing the goat's testicles. It's all the same; 50-50. So just pick your superstitions, sit back, make a wish and enjoy yourself.

I pray to Zekyl for those reasons as well.

HI ZEKYL!!!!


I Prayed to you this morning.
Did I answer?

JUNE 30TH, 2008: ZEUS IN THE FLESH!!!

Who'd win in a fight between Zekyl and God?

Trick question, Zekyl is God.

Trick question. Zekyl is God.

Terrible movie

Damn, Fool is good.