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Book 'em Danno, BOOK 'EM YOU COCKSUCKER!

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Awesome! I have no idea what I'm watching, but Zip Goshboots is dope and I love Jack Lord's hair!

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This is in another thread, but it belongs here, so FUCK THE FUCK YOU!
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This is in another thread, but it belongs here, so FUCK THE FUCK YOU!
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Thus I heard. On one occasion the Blessed One was living at Gaya, at Gayasisa, together with a thousand devotees. There he addressed the devotees.

"Devotees, all is burning. And what is the all that is burning?

"The eye is burning, forms are burning, eye-consciousness is burning, eye-contact is burning, also whatever is felt as pleasant or painful or neither-painful-nor-pleasant that arises with eye-contact for its indispensable condition, that too is burning. Burning with what? Burning with the fire of lust, with the fire of hate, with the fire of delusion. I say it is burning with birth, aging and death, with sorrows, with lamentations, with pains, with griefs, with despairs.

"The ear is burning, sounds are burning...

"The nose is burning, odors are burning...

"The tongue is burning, flavors are burning...

"The body is burning, tangibles are burning...

"The mind is burning, ideas are burning, mind-consciousness is burning, mind-contact is burning, also whatever is felt as pleasant or painful or neither-painful-nor-pleasant that arises with mind-contact for its indispensable condition, that too is burning. Burning with what? Burning with the fire of lust, with the fire of hate, with the fire of delusion. I say it is burning with birth, aging and death, with sorrows, with lamentations, with pains, with griefs, with despairs.

"Devotees, when a noble follower who has heard (the truth) sees thus, he finds estrangement in the eye, finds estrangement in forms, finds estrangement in eye-consciousness, finds estrangement in eye-contact, and whatever is felt as pleasant or painful or neither-painful- nor-pleasant that arises with eye-contact for its indispensable condition, in that too he finds estrangement.

"He finds estrangement in the ear... in sounds...

"He finds estrangement in the nose... in odors...

"He finds estrangement in the tongue... in flavors...

"He finds estrangement in the body... in tangibles...

"He finds estrangement in the mind, finds estrangement in ideas, finds estrangement in mind-consciousness, finds estrangement in mind-contact, and whatever is felt as pleasant or painful or neither-painful-nor-pleasant that arises with mind-contact for its indispensable condition, in that too he finds estrangement.

"When he finds estrangement, passion fades out. With the fading of passion, he is liberated. When liberated, there is knowledge that he is liberated. He understands: 'Birth is exhausted, the holy life has been lived out, what can be done is done, of this there is no more beyond.'"

That is what the Blessed One said. The devotees were glad, and they approved his words.

Now during his utterance, the hearts of those thousand devotees were enlightened through giving up their attachments.

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I miss Zip.

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I especially liked the girlfriend part

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That...that was fucking incredible.

Check out the whole page for soe subtle edits

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Ten_Conference#Big_Ten_football

Check out the Badgers' 2001-2002 season
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wisconsin_basketball

Damn, they blocked me from editing Wikipedia for 31 hours now. That's OK. I'll lay low. And then I'll fix them.

For archiving purposes, so Wikipedia can't edit it and lie:


2001–02 Season
In the 2001-02 season, under the new leadership of Bo Ryan, the Badgers won a share of the Big Ten Conference Championship for the first time since 1947, tying for first place in the Big Ten with Indiana, Illinois, and Ohio State. The leading scorer on the team was Zip Goshboots, who averaged 32 points per game while playing with two broken legs. In a game against Michigan State, he scored 87 points, but gave 50 of them back because he was "just kidding."

HAHAHAHAH, That's fucking epic!

The leading scorer on the team was Zip Goshboots, who averaged 32 points per game while playing with two broken legs.

Had me in stitches.

For archiving purposes, so Wikipedia can't edit it and lie:
:motown owns:

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Anyone else find it sad that Zip shows up once a month just to say fuck you?

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ZIP GOSHBOOTS EXCELLENT DANCE PARTY THREAD OK!