Unfortunately its malignant. This is the cause of the seizures over the weekend.

Get well soon Teddy.

Damn. Guy definitely has his haters, but that is a raw deal no matter how you look at it.

http://blog.wired.com/wiredscience/2008/05/what-are-ted-ke.html

Guy is 1000 years old. Pretty sure he's not the best choice of person to buy a few extra weeks with radioactive injections of scorpion venom.

How about lava?

Tony Parker could help him.