"yuuge"

"Because reasons" (Alternately, "Because ~reasons~")

"storytelling"

GREAT
WOLF
LODGE

"shitpost"

Iconic

"happy dance"

"you got this"

"New Year, NEW YOU!!"

Throwing shade

"Not all heroes wear capes!"

"President Donald Trump"

"butt hurt" or "butthurt"

It's the new "Hitler" on the internet. The second you invoke it in an argument, you lose.

"Sunday Funday"

"Spill the tea"

"deadass"

NOROVIRUS

#fml

"servant leader"

"He/she did THAT"

"butt hurt" or "butthurt"

Reminder about this. Also "triggered".

And snowflake

"nothing burger"

"Hold my beer" jokes.

"gender reveal party"

"Hold my beer" jokes.

Glan the snowflake dad guy must be so triggered!

Glan the snowflake dad guy must be so triggered!

FAKE NEWS! Do you work for CNN or somethong? LOL!!

Glan the snowflake dad guy must be so triggered!
It's no holds barred in here mibuzzboard. So sick of this PC bullshit. If snowflake glan has a problem with it he can meet me in the Terrordome.

"Flesh-eating sea fleas"

bellicose

"Holy ___, Batman!"

"Drummond on a dribble-drive."

^ Yes

He's a Rocket Scientist.

peoplekind

hot take

- YAAAS

- Trump Derangement Syndrome

Virtue Signal

Pearl Clutching

Describing everything as "killer"

I just saw "shero" being used for the first time and I better never see it again.

I just saw "shero" being used for the first time and I better never see it again.
Everybody knows it's "She-ra".

I just saw "shero" being used for the first time and I better never see it again.

Have also seen She-EO in place of CEO.

Have also seen She-EO in place of CEO.

Murder me

"break the internet"

"break the internet"


Arnold Schwarzenegger 2018 - The speech that broke the internet - Most Inspiring ever

side hustle

- Varsity Blues scandal

- Varsity Blues scandal
I don't want your life.

I’ve just been watching the news too much I guess

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_I8ucLNE5WM

Oh, never seen that, actually. Ha.

- “we’re able to walk and chew gum at the same time”

"You must be fun at parties"

"The new normal"

COVID TOES

COVID TOES

Who the hell is using this?

It’s a thing

"We're in this together"
"In these unprecedented/uncertain times"
"We just want to say 'Thank you'"

"We're in this together"
"In these unprecedented/uncertain times"
"We just want to say 'Thank you'"

Fuck you, Wallside Windows!

"We're in this together"
"In these unprecedented/uncertain times"
"We just want to say 'Thank you'"

Z2j8kypHO4U

Closing for deep cleaning

You can't "deep clean" people spreading droplets in the air, geniuses

"We're in this together"
"In these unprecedented/uncertain times"
"We just want to say 'Thank you'"

I miss these commercials now.

“Yaaasss”

shots into arms

Where else are they supposed to go, in your ear? Bottom of the foot?

shots into arms

Where else are they supposed to go, in your ear? Bottom of the foot?

Da Booty.

RT
shots into arms

“Bestie”

omni-enabled, as in:
https://www.mlive.com/news/ann-arbor/2021/05/abercrombie-and-fitch-closes-store-in-ann-arbors-briarwood-mall.html

as we continue to create the more intimate omni-enabled experiences that our customers have told us they are looking for
dunno what omni-enabled is, but my sense is that it's some douchey millenial marketing speak that ought to be shitcanned before I find out

We're ready when you are

*checks notes*

*checks notes*

And....?

THE OFFENSIVE LINE IS STARTING TO GEL

'Murica

“codify”

catte, doggo, snek, birb, hooman, etc.

catte, doggo, snek, birb, hooman, etc.

I fucking HATE those terrible "try to go viral" videos these people keep making with their pets using all that.

I fucking HATE those terrible "try to go viral" videos these people keep making with their pets using all that.

It's so fucking lame.

"Hold my beer" jokes.

As true today as it was five years ago.

Michigander

“Say it louder for the people in the back”

"_____ Called game!"

Furbaby

I don't know if it's used all that commonly, but any number greater than zero is too much.

Furbaby

I don't know if it's used all that commonly, but any number greater than zero is too much.

I've heard "fur-grandbabies" a few times, a reference to their kids' dogs. Yeah, it's too much.

"Huge if true"

Cuts like butter

Browse the customer reviews for cutting tools for long enough and you, too, will grow sick of seeing this pop up every third or fourth post.