-truculent

-cogent

-swat (I'll beat you to the punch)

-intrepid

-flaccid

-misremembered

-whilst

-cack


RIP, TK

By the way, this could be the first thread of our new grammar forum.

Moderated by Zekyl.

Sponsored by the Cleveland Chamber of Commerce.

Could we call the forum "Grammatica," and swat the forum to the stands?

Although I do appreciate good grammar.

- proclivity

- proclivity

Yeah, I like that one too.

Could we call the forum "Grammatica," and swat the forum to the stands?


Once we swatted it, would you blow out your ACL whilst celebrating?

I'm waiting for the Words that should be used less' thread too.

Once we swatted it, would you blow out your ACL whilst celebrating?

I don't know, I've already ripped up one, and I am pretty injury prone...

Also:

- inebriate

- truncate

I don't know, I've already ripped up one, and I am pretty injury prone...


Sorry to hear that.

Also, in case you didn't get the reference:


After successfully kicking a 42-yard field goal in the first half of a game against the New York Giants on December 21, 2001, Gramática jumped up in celebration and tore his ACL upon landing. He missed the rest of the season.

Any word that ends it -id

putrid

morbid

candid

more can be found here: http://www.morewords.com/ends-with/id/

Barbituate.

Oh, and the old school references to chicks:

Dame

Broad

Lass

-pusillanimous
-odiferous
-all the funny phobias out there (ballistophobia, hyrdophobophobia, etc.)

-all the funny phobias out there (ballistophobia, hyrdophobophobia, etc.)

ta-FGE7QELQ

-twat

-vant

-xenophobe

-Cleveland

-sucks

-Delk

-fortnight

-shart

-douchebag

"I"

"Like"

"to"

"fuck"

"Chicks"

Twat is a good one.

edit- screwed by the SDB edit, once again

People who are having kids should use Shaniqua more. Beautiful.

Sweetie.

Machismo.

-Liberal.

-puerile

Sponsored by the Cleveland Chamber of Commerce.
Hey fuck you!
Cleveland Public Library System would be better.

-idiosyncrasy

-vacuous

-somnambulant

-monosyllabically

-hitting coach

-DONE.

-Expect
-Great

^I lol'd even though I knew what I was going to read before I clicked.

-greatness

-lying

- conflate

-fellate

- conjugate

dhammacakkappavattana

I love reading those words and trying to sound them out, then realizing I forgot what I was reading once I get through it.

-volcano

-volcano

this was one of those you know whats going to be posted before you click it situations

Under the island
Middle of the mountain
There is a big bad boomin' system
Blowing speakers
Woofers and tweeters
Amplifiers
Melted wires
The party's exploded
The core is corroded
Underground, the Puget Sound
Causin' a shiftin' and a driftin'
Big black boom box stuck in the hot rock
It's in there flowin'
It's in there growin'
You don't believe me
That this scenery could be a...COLD BLOODED KILLER!

It's gonna blow, oo whoa whoa whoa
VOLCANO
It's gonna blow, oo whoa whoa whoa
VOLCANO
It's gonna blow, oo whoa whoa whoa
VOLCANO

Now the island is shiftin'
Plates are driftin'
The core is creamy
Docile and dreamy
Stopped up and steamy
Happy campers poop in their pampers
When the mountain becomes a fountain
Of white-hot lava
Molten magma
Supersonic
Plate tectonic
Stereophonic
Lava and tonic
The boom is bionic
Sony shutdown
Magnavox meltdown
Ballistic breakdown
Hi-fi heatwave
Lo-fi lava cave
That sulfur smells
Mount St. Helens
Pompeii was yelling

It's gonna blow, oo whoa whoa whoa
VOLCANO
It's gonna blow, oo whoa whoa whoa
VOLCANO
It's gonna blow, oo whoa whoa whoa
VOLCANO

- "Fink"

- rascal

- Jocular

(thanks to bukdow for this one)

- wisenheimer

I have a friend from high school who's last name is Fink. That would suck.

-milquetoast

- wonky
- fusty

- poontang

"Jugs" is OK when referring to a large container of liquid. It's not OK when referring to breasts.

"Tits" is fine for plenty of things, but I really dislike it when it's used to refer to breasts.

"Paki" is horrible all around, as well as "towelhead." The N word causes me to shit on white people who use it. Black people who use it...I just feel sorry for them.

My neighbor used the expression yesterday "at least they're white people." Then he asked if he could borrow money. Fuck that guy.

- poontangs

- Detroit Pistons: Current World Champions

- fiduciary

Detroit Red Wings - World Champs!

- forearm shiver

- steak and a BJ

- unity volcano

Jick.

Shiquid.

^^^
I hope you don't own the rights to that word, because I will be using it a lot in the near future.

^^^
I hope you don't own the rights to that word, because I will be using it a lot in the near future.

Live near a taco stand?

TBell, Chipotle, Q'doba all less than a mile away. Shiquid heaven.

Shiquid.


WRONG THREAD

THAT'S A WORD, NOT A PHRASE

also"shart"

Fucking shiquid.


happy?

asshattery

"look into my eyes"

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-541234/Look-eyes-Supermarket-robber-hypnotises-checkout-girls-cash-hunted-Italian-police.html

"look into my eyes"

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-541234/Look-eyes-Supermarket-robber-hypnotises-checkout-girls-cash-hunted-Italian-police.html

That's fucking great.

"choad"

Courtesy of Urban Dictionary:



choad

Choad, also spelt chode (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chode), is a variant of the word choda (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=choda) (penis) which comes from the Hindi word (chodna). Chodna (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Chodna) simply means to fuck (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fuck). The word choad however is what is known as a neologism (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=neologism). This is a word that is newly acknowledged but has not been in circulation long enough or widely enough for its social status to be determined. As it stands, the word choad has three major definitions.

1) A short, fat penis (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=penis) that is wider than it is longer
2) The area between the scrotum (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=scrotum)/vagina (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=vagina) and the anus (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=anus).
3) A derogatory term used to insult somebody.

1) Ducas has a fat choad.
2) Last night your mom tongued my choad.
3) Quit being such a choad.

I've never heard it as the 2nd one.

I love the example for it, though.

Doesn't "taint" have the same definition (#2)?

Doesn't "taint" have the same definition (#2)?

Wiki (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taint_(slang))

I thought so.

This revelation is causing me to reconsider the validity of Urban Dictionary.

But isn't that one of the most trusted dictionaries on the web?!

Not as trusted as Wikipedia.

Or Todd Jones

I've never heard it as the 2nd one.

That's strange, considering we use that term a lot in that context--I'd never heard of the first one.

YOU'RE STRANGE[/insecuredefensemechanism]

NO U

Meet me in the terrordome. Its going down.

2) Last night your mom tongued my choad.

I've never heard it as the 2nd one.
You must not be making it with enough MILFs.

-scow

Have we done "-gate" as an all-purpose political scandal suffix? Because you know, Watergate didn't have anything to do with water.

Gutsy

Boner

Platypus.

* laissez-faire

* buffer state

* jaundice

gasbag

Bukdowian

buk-dow-i-an
[buc-dao-e-an] –adjective

1. showing lack of consideration for others; inconsiderate.
2. characterized by or manifesting illogical thought: a thoughtless essay.
3. occupied with or given to erred knowledge.

Example: "His reply was very bukdowian in nature"

Bukdowian

buk-dow-i-an
[buc-dao-e-an] –adjective

1. showing lack of consideration for others; inconsiderate.
2. characterized by or manifesting illogical thought: a thoughtless essay.
3. occupied with or given to erred knowledge.

Example: "His reply was very bukdowian in nature"

Well done, Denny.

Bro. And to think, I hated this word!

* laissez-faire

* buffer state

* jaundice

Why would you want that fuckin word to be used more? Its all fucked up and shit. Someone should get their ass kicked if they use that word.

googol

defecate

defecate
Seconded.

I think I'm going to go defecate now.

thus

shamockery

Bromantic.

Broey Lawrence

big guy

-cahoots

shenanigans

HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY, FUCKERS!!!

^ How many of you bootlicks are celebratin'?

Not me, my connections are tenuous, at best.

Not me, my connections are tenuous, at best.

I can't even put a percentage on my tenuous connection, but rest assured I will be PARTAYing!

Homoerotic.

Facehole

Be that as it may

Stave off

It's not your baby.

Iverson will shut it down for the rest of the season.

You hit the jackpot!

It's not your baby.

http://blogs.citypages.com/gop/obama%20fist%20bump.jpg

-morning hummer

Baroque.

Defacate

That being said
Having said that
that said

Same exact (anything)--redundant--the SAME inherently means EXACT in that sentence
Exact same: See above

each and every (anything) if I say I do something every day, doesn't that mean I do it each day? A sports radio talking head redundancy. Anyone saying that must be killed.

"Go for it!": An excuse for a mercy killing.

"Alrighty then"--please gourd, let me forget Ace Ventura before I kill again.

"The next level"--Tony Kornheiser made wonderful fun of this phrase when he had his radio show--can't you just say "In the NBA" or "In the NFL"--again, it makes guys like Tim Legler sound smart. And speaking of Tim Legler--does that guy look like he would be as much fun and Moxie's Anal Rooter or what? He makes George Will seem like Ozzie Osbourne.

"I think Zip is in the wrong thread"

Defacate
0Iq_kttH5mA

"I think Zip is in the wrong thread"

Goddammit, you are right! WRONG THREAD CRANK CALL CRANK CALL

-bailiwick

-obstructionists

-intersex

Example:
That track athlete appears to be intersex.

-intersex

Example:
That track athlete appears to be intersex.

You walk left side road, OK. You walk right side road, OK. You walk middle of road, squikk, just like grape.

conjunction junction, what's your function...?

-shame

-hiding

-writing checks with your mouth that your ass can't cash

-little brother

-S.O.S.

tastes like ass

real life troll

real life troll

That one is probably personal huh?

"Gordon Shumway"

matriculated

chillaxing

chillaxing

Bro and jam may have grown on me, but you're just pushing it now.

broner

bacon
sphincter

Shazaam

boop
moop
shoop
shah

Thirstday.

"Conscientious objector."

"Conscientious objector."



TRANSLATION:

LIBERAL PUSSY

jejunum

"Go/going ham."

ugh. I say that way too much.

Exacerbate.

Fraudin

U fraudin?

braggadocio

Vinning.

"How do you like them apples?!"

Television set. I don't like that peeps shorten it to TV. Pisses me off greatly.

I tend to call it the tube more than the teevee.

Donnybrook.

FIRED UP

HATER/HATERS

TOTAL DOMINATION

-serpent jesus

-snake of christ

behooves

codpiece

betwixt

I don't think I've ever seen/heard that.

That's because it's antiquated.

I've heard it. I've used it. NTAGAS

GO BLUE!

The only thing bad about JH's hire is that now fall Saturdays and Sundays are not going to be spent with the wife.

Also, I can't remember where I am with the wife thing on this board. Married. Divorced. Never happened.

Also, I can't remember where I am with the wife thing on this board. Married. Divorced. Never happened.
You were married, had the boy, divorced, dating some asian girl, then dating some 60 year old lady who wanted vodka crans and sex all the time, then back with the asian girl, then dating someone from crew 2's ex-wife until she tried to force feed you m&m's.

You were married, had the boy, divorced, dating some asian girl, then dating some 60 year old lady who wanted vodka crans and sex all the time, then back with the asian girl, then dating someone from crew 2's ex-wife until she tried to force feed you m&m's.

He was also dating that one guy from the pool hall, NTTAWWT.

You were married, had the boy, divorced, dating some asian girl, then dating some 60 year old lady who wanted vodka crans and sex all the time, then back with the asian girl, then dating someone from crew 2's ex-wife until she tried to force feed you m&m's.


Exactly the way it happened.

Gobshite

Your ass is grass and I'm the lawnmower.

Your ass is grass and I'm the lawnmower.

Beats "Your ass is grass and I'm the leafblower", that's for sure.

"Absolute unit"

https://riotfest.org/2018/08/i-listened-to-all-six-hours-of-spotifys-have-a-great-day-playlist/

BIG fan of "This ain't it, chief" right now.