Bubble baths

lol how did I not see this thread coming?

Bubble baths
This is true.

Misty mornings.

bukdow

bukdow

Not true.

I like bukdow.

His children when his wife is home.

His children when his wife is home.

You are wrong and have learned nothing.

His family, when the Pistons are on.

Plagrism laws

Gender

His family, when the Pistons are on.

Borderline.

I mean, if the house catches on fire, I'm ready to act, but if somebody needs their sippy cup refilled then talk to me at the half.

tumbleweeds

Plagrism laws


Gender


File these under "Things that Glenn has no idea what others are talking about"

Steve Wilkos

File these under "Things that Glenn has no idea what others are talking about"


Steve Wilkos

same

Steve Wilkos is a good show IMO.

SDB's personal demons

The ongoing crisis between the Dalai Lama and the Chinese government in Tibet.

Darfur

The ongoing crisis between the Dalai Lama and the Chinese government in Tibet.

This is true.

I don't really watch the news much anymore.

Too depressing.

I pretty much just look for articles to post that will piss Fool off.

Pro wrestling.

%99 of the posts in this thread.

The suffering of others KIDDING

Social anxiety disorder. He just doesn't care.

Apathy.

Glenn is not indifferent to grammar; he and I agreed that this thread should be renamed "Things to which Glenn is indifferent" because the current title ends in a preposition.

Forgive me DrRay, I wasn't educated at MSU.

DrRay, can you tell me what the thread would be called if we used "the Queen's english" here?

Thread derailment - take this shit elsewhere, fellas.

Hey, don't blame me, I was just naming something to which Glenn was not indifferent, something very relevant in this thread.

Glenn: 'twould be "Glenn's Blimey Cornbottoms" or " 'Not quite whingin', not quite pants, in a not quite on my tits kind of way' by Glenn."

Threads about Glenn.

No no no. Glenn loves Glenn. Check the Things Glenn Loves thread.

Krista Latham Jahnke

-My Posts

How do you not respond to Jickboy still thinking Vinny is a drug addict in rehab?

Sorry, I truly did COL (chuckle OL)

You love COL.

Never used it before, at least not to my recollection.

- Fool

COL, as in the state of your city.........DENVER!!!

Riding lawnmowers
Penguins
The University of South Carolina
Heroin
Existentialism

Spot on except that trust me, if you knew Glenn in the seventies like I did, you'd know he LOVES heroin.

Riding lawnmowers
Penguins
The University of South Carolina
Heroin
Existentialism

Nice list.

I've even been to the U of South Cakalacky and I'm still indifferent.

- South Dakota

- North Dakota

- North Dakota

Dismissed.

North Dakota is the shit... it's like being in Canada without those funny accents.

South Dakota was wild. When my homie and I went there, we had a great time. I'm a big nature fan. Got to see the Badlands, herds of buffalo, Deadwood, Mt. Rushmore, Crazy Horse monument, all kinds of wild shit.

The day we got there, someone found an Indian strangled in a river. Apparently this had been happening over and over again for a few weeks before we got there. I was like, "Indians? Really? That's who the racists are hating out here?"

- Swami's and Denny's opinions about the Dakotas

- Swami's and Denny's opinions about the Dakotas http://www.ruggedelegantliving.com/a/images/Dakota.Fanning.Oct.2005.jpg

I have a friend named Dakota. He is fat, ugly, and stupid.

I am a mean person.

I am also an honest person.

^ Haikuesque

Dakota is fat.
Also, ugly and stupid.
That is mean, but true.

SDB deciding to stop shaving (his face) for a year.

SDB deciding to stop shaving (his face) for a year.

You're still going to shave your scroat, even with the summer heat?

Good to see you're not indifferent to whether I shave my scroat or not. :P

I'm concerned, of course.

Thank you.

And while we're on the subject of shaving, how's it going?

It = http://www.wtfdetroit.com/forums/showthread.php?t=10801&page=2

You must still shave the scroat in the summer. While in an ideal world the soft Brillo pillow would protect against chaffing, that does not always work. It does, however, help retain moisture in the region which is not necessarily what you're looking for.

Solution = shaving + Gold Bond

You must still shave the scroat in the summer. While in an ideal world the soft Brillo pillow would protect against chaffing, that does not always work. It does, however, help retain moisture in the region which is not necessarily what you're looking for.

Solution = shaving + Gold Bond

I get the creepy feeling that this just went from "kidding around" to "deadly serious".

alsoGoldBondrulez

You must still shave the scroat in the summer. While in an ideal world the soft Brillo pillow would protect against chaffing, that does not always work. It does, however, help retain moisture in the region which is not necessarily what you're looking for.

Solution = shaving + Gold Bond

Yeah! Exactly!

alsocommaiplannedtoshaveitanyway.

Hmm, would you guys like a dedicated scroat subforum?

We have one already.

We have one already.

I must not have access, which is actually just fine.

I get the creepy feeling that this just went from "kidding around" to "deadly serious".

alsoGoldBondrulez

cogent

also, I'm so low-tech that I don't know how to make "cogent" pop, with the different font and color. I also would have put a trademark after Gold Bond.

:cogent:

Did I figure it out?