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Fool
05-06-2008, 12:13 PM
1) Glenn hates to be made fun of.

Timone
05-06-2008, 12:14 PM
2) Detroit Red Wings
2) Los Angeles Lakers
3) Boston Red Sox
4) Oakland Raiders

Fool
05-06-2008, 12:14 PM
5) Glenn hates flopping.

Glenn
05-06-2008, 12:15 PM
Oh boy, here we go.

Fool
05-06-2008, 12:16 PM
6) Threads about Glenn.

Fool
05-06-2008, 12:17 PM
7) People who hate Ben Rosslessburger.

Timone
05-06-2008, 12:17 PM
8) SDB

Glenn
05-06-2008, 12:17 PM
"Hate" is pretty strong.

Gonna have to think about this one.

Glenn
05-06-2008, 12:18 PM
8) SDB

Dude, come on.

Do I need to send you a candygram or something?

Fool
05-06-2008, 12:18 PM
9) Being spotted at Meijer
10) Grand Rapids school children

geerussell
05-06-2008, 12:18 PM
11) Criticism of famous hot chicks

Fool
05-06-2008, 12:18 PM
12) Sending candygrams

Glenn
05-06-2008, 12:19 PM
Looks like I don't even need to post in this thread.

Keep going.

Timone
05-06-2008, 12:19 PM
13) Those damn kids that are always on his lawn.

geerussell
05-06-2008, 12:20 PM
14) Being in the spotlight

Timone
05-06-2008, 12:21 PM
15) People who call Santonio Holmes a dumbass Steeler instead of a dumbass Buckeye.

Vinny
05-06-2008, 12:26 PM
16. Pretty Ponies
17. Baby Dolphins
18. World Peace

Glenn
05-06-2008, 12:28 PM
16. Pretty Ponies
17. Baby Dolphins
18. World Peace

I'm calling a foul here.

geerussell
05-06-2008, 12:28 PM
19) Not being able to take his alpacas to the bank.

MoTown
05-06-2008, 12:29 PM
20) Lindsey Hunter

Timone
05-06-2008, 12:29 PM
21) SDB saying he hates him

Glenn
05-06-2008, 12:30 PM
20) Lindsey Hunter

Another foul.

I don't hate Lindsey, I just don't want him to play much (only situationally) or to shoot at all.

MoTown
05-06-2008, 12:31 PM
22) 1011001011001

Glenn
05-06-2008, 12:31 PM
I might need to have someone start the companion thread to counter all of this negativity.

Glenn
05-06-2008, 12:42 PM
Watching the Cavs, Spurs, Heat, Pacers and/or Knicks win.

Fool
05-06-2008, 12:44 PM
23) Paper and plastic.

Glenn
05-06-2008, 12:47 PM
- When people avoid making predictions or ever going out on a limb on sports message boards.

- Not being able to sleep in as long as I want to anymore

- Gas prices

- Kleenex that have that lotion on them

- charley horses

- car repairs

Fool
05-06-2008, 12:48 PM
24) Numbered lists

Timone
05-06-2008, 12:49 PM
The fact that my other thread's title makes no sense

Timone
05-06-2008, 12:49 PM
Republicans

Timone
05-06-2008, 12:55 PM
When his kids ask to have their sippy cups filled and it's not halftime.

Fool
05-06-2008, 01:00 PM
25) Balsamic Vinaigrette

Fool
05-06-2008, 01:04 PM
26) Chris Paul's birthday

Fool
05-06-2008, 01:11 PM
27) Amway and that dude who ran for Governor.

Glenn
05-06-2008, 01:15 PM
I'm losing interest in this.

MoTown
05-06-2008, 01:18 PM
We're not.

Glenn
05-06-2008, 01:20 PM
Cool, carry on.

MoTown
05-06-2008, 01:20 PM
28) Federer's last name.

geerussell
05-06-2008, 01:46 PM
29) Earl Watson in anything except a piston jersey

WTFchris
05-06-2008, 02:13 PM
30) People who can't solve his IBFHKLHGLKD puzzles

Glenn
05-06-2008, 02:27 PM
30) People who can't solve his IBFHKLHGLKD puzzles

Not true.

I'm actually pretty impressed when people figure those out, because I suck at doing them myself.

Fool
05-06-2008, 02:31 PM
31) Buckethead

Timone
05-06-2008, 02:32 PM
Guitar Hero (he did say he hates frat boys and Fox cartoons).

Glenn
05-06-2008, 02:32 PM
31) Buckethead


What's he got against Atlanta?

Also, I don't know what you mean by "Buckethead".

Glenn
05-06-2008, 02:33 PM
Guitar Hero (he did say he hates frat boys and Fox cartoons).

I'd be indifferent on that one if it weren't for Zumaya.

Timone
05-06-2008, 02:33 PM
Guys who have 12,000+ posts and a big beard.

Glenn
05-06-2008, 02:34 PM
Guys who have 12,000+ posts and a big beard.

Okay, this is getting kind of sad.

Timone
05-06-2008, 02:36 PM
Sadness on message boards.

Tahoe
05-06-2008, 03:01 PM
Nose bleeds, but comes with territory with the elevation in Denver.

Timone
05-06-2008, 03:07 PM
^ LOL

MoTown
05-06-2008, 03:29 PM
:Tahoe Owns:

Glenn
05-06-2008, 03:29 PM
- thread derailments

Zekyl
05-07-2008, 12:26 PM
AG_q7GMbiK0&NR=1

That's buckethead, Glenn

Glenn
05-07-2008, 12:31 PM
I'd file that under "indifferent".

Although those might be frat boys in that crowd, so let's leave it here.

Zekyl
05-07-2008, 12:41 PM
I've yet to meet a "frat boy" that actually knows who Buckethead is.

Fool
05-07-2008, 01:36 PM
Buckethead > John Denver

WTFchris
05-07-2008, 02:25 PM
His favorite show ending:

Link to story (http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/TV/05/07/tv.sunday.night.sex.ap/index.html?iref=mpstoryview)

http://i.l.cnn.net/cnn/2008/SHOWBIZ/TV/05/07/tv.sunday.night.sex.ap/art.johanson.ap.jpg

Glenn
05-07-2008, 02:38 PM
Now you are just being silly.

Black Dynamite
05-10-2008, 09:25 AM
29) Earl Watson in anything except a piston jersey
What about people who think he overrates watson?

Glenn
05-10-2008, 10:14 AM
What about people who think he overrates watson?

Feel free to list some better backup PGs in the league.

Zekyl
05-10-2008, 12:39 PM
Rodney Stuckey!

Zekyl
05-10-2008, 12:40 PM
Why does Glenn hate backup point guards?

DennyMcLain
05-19-2008, 12:45 AM
Michael T. Weiss

http://www.childrenofsalem.com/days/kidsgrewup/mikerobin2.gif

Fool
05-20-2008, 04:24 PM
People making his threads interesting.

WTFchris
05-20-2008, 04:25 PM
Peavy on the DL

DennyMcLain
05-20-2008, 04:54 PM
jAHNKE

Glenn
05-21-2008, 11:34 AM
jAHNKE

You bet your ass.

Also, I bet he's actually a pretty nice guy.

Glenn
05-21-2008, 11:34 AM
-Dana Wakiji

Glenn
05-22-2008, 01:24 PM
"Kenny Chesney"

Fuck that traffic jam causing redneck motherfucker.

Tahoe
05-22-2008, 01:26 PM
That there are no active Volcanoes in his hometown.

DennyMcLain
05-22-2008, 01:48 PM
The film "Joe vs. the Volcano".... too cheesy for a volcano flick.

"Volcano".....ain't no mothafuckin volcano under L.A.


Joe Dumars did not star in the first film.

Big Swami
05-22-2008, 01:51 PM
If the Pistons meet San Antonio in the finals, the thread must be called "Joe Vs. The Volcano".

Timone
05-22-2008, 04:14 PM
Rubbing his wife's feet.

DennyMcLain
05-23-2008, 09:48 AM
Another poster stepping on Glenn's av.

Timone
06-20-2008, 09:12 AM
People who tie sweaters around their waists.

Timone
06-20-2008, 05:26 PM
Penalty kicks in soccer.

Vinny
06-20-2008, 06:35 PM
All Great Movies, such as Heat.

Timone
06-20-2008, 06:55 PM
All Great Movies, such as Heat.

Glenn's top 5 least favorite movies:

Scarface
Raging Bull
Carlito's Way
Casino
Goodfellas

Tahoe
06-20-2008, 09:13 PM
The Wings winning the Cup.

Glenn
06-20-2008, 09:51 PM
Glenn's top 5 least favorite movies:

Scarface
Raging Bull
Carlito's Way
Casino
Goodfellas

Not true, watching Casino right now

Jethro34
06-20-2008, 09:59 PM
I declare shenanigans. How many people have WTF picture-in-picture with Casino? Didn't think so. You, sir, are a liar. Just because you have recently beat off to all things Sharon Stone and DeNiro could beat your ass, does not mean you are currently watching Casino.


alsoidontknowwhatgotintome

Timone
06-20-2008, 10:00 PM
bukdow brings out the evil in everyone.

Timone
07-02-2008, 03:43 PM
Chicks that are on medication for anxiety disorders and/or depression.

Vinny
07-02-2008, 03:50 PM
Little people (midgets or dwarfs as Glenn calls them). Like Marian Hossa's girlfriend.

Timone
07-02-2008, 03:55 PM
Anorexics.

DennyMcLain
07-03-2008, 12:37 AM
Uncle Cliffy

Glenn
07-03-2008, 08:51 AM
4 day power outages

Zekyl
07-03-2008, 05:27 PM
STDs

I'm just assuming everyone hates STDs, Glenn included.

Tahoe
07-03-2008, 05:39 PM
Glen hates Tahoe

MoTown
07-03-2008, 05:46 PM
Hating Tahoe is like hating democracy.

Glenn hates democracy.

Timone
07-03-2008, 05:54 PM
Actually, Tahoe hates Democracy. It has Dem in it.

Tahoe
07-03-2008, 06:24 PM
Hating Tahoe is like hating democracy.

Glenn hates democracy.

LMAO...how do you guys come up with this stuff? I guarantee you, my buddies are NOT this funny. I'm not saying you can keep up with them in a beer drinking contest though.

Glenn
07-07-2008, 08:50 AM
4 day power outages

FINAL TALLY

88.5 hours with no electricity

Timone
01-31-2009, 06:00 PM
Clowns.

Glenn
01-31-2009, 06:02 PM
-false perceptions

-scapegoating of vet's minimum players

-misdirected blame/anger

-watching Rasheed Wallace play basketball

Glenn
01-31-2009, 06:21 PM
- 99.99% of all music made after 1999 or so

Timone
01-31-2009, 06:22 PM
- 99.99% of all music made after 1999 or so

Man, I've always held the opinion that the late 90s was when music started getting bad.

- LDB agreeing with him?

Glenn
01-31-2009, 06:25 PM
I don't mind that at all (you agreeing with me).

I don't have a LDB hangup in the slightest.

Vinny
02-05-2009, 12:33 PM
Bald people.

Glenn
02-05-2009, 12:35 PM
I don't dislike them, I just have a hard time trusting them.

Timone
02-05-2009, 12:37 PM
And why's that? :mad:

Glenn
02-05-2009, 12:38 PM
THEY DON'T HAVE ANY HAIR FOR CHRISSAKES!!$&@#&&

Timone
02-05-2009, 12:45 PM
We need to have a talk.

Also, don't bring WTFChris into this.

Glenn
02-05-2009, 12:49 PM
Nate Cornejo is about the most untrustworthy person that I can think of.

Vinny
02-05-2009, 01:33 PM
Speaking of bald, whatever happened to Tap Tap?