??????

Who cares?

Glenn you're not welcome here.

I'm not ashamed to admit, Red Wings style:

I'm not ashamed to admit that I have been more into the Red Wings this post season than the Pistons.

Who cares?

You came out and said it, now we want to know why.

ARE YOU FROM COLORADO?? HUH? ARE YOU?

Car flags and Mickey Redwing.

Claude Lemieux fan?

Saw a dude with two car flags the other day. At first I thought he was the head of a funeral procession.

You came out and said it, now we want to know why.

ARE YOU FROM COLORADO?? HUH? ARE YOU?

LOL.

How's the weather in Denver right now, Glenn? Looks like your Rockies suck more than the Tigers! LMAO!

Do you guys get mad when you see Pistons car flags? Or Tigers car flags? What about all the people since 2006 that have the Tigers stickers on their cars?

We should probably blame the Tigers for that.

HEY GLENN, HOW ABOUT THOSE NUGGETS? ROFLMAO!!

YOU LOVE CHAUNCEY!1 LOL!1!1!

... wait.

Shit.

Denver might as well have a WTFDenver, they copy off of everything else in Detroit. YOU HEAR THAT GLENN??? GO BACK AND TELL ALL OF YOUR WTFDENVER PALS THAT WE KNOW ABOUT THEM AND WE'RE COMING TO GET 'EM!






what? (http://wtfdetroit.com/forums/showthread.php?t=11352)

Glenn's sister is Katelyn Faber.

HEY GLENN! THE BRONCOS WON 7 GAMES AND STILL COULDN'T BEAT THE LIONS! DOUCHEBAGS!

GLENN, HOW DID THAT WORLD SERIES GO?

LMFAO!!!!

GLENN DOESN'T EVEN LIKE TO SKI!! HAHAA

... fuck.

Here's a quick rundown of your past 13 months, Glenn:

Colorado football '07= IT'S DIVISION I FOOTBALL BROTHER!!!
Colorado basketball '07= Choked to Everybody
Nuggets = Choke to Lakers
Avalanche = Choke to Red Wings
Rockies = Choke to BoSox
Broncos = Choke to EVERYBODY, especially THE LIONS
COLORADO Football '08 = Choke to EVERYBODY


ROFLMAO!

Glenn's favorite singer: John Denver.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Here's a quick rundown of your past 13 months, Glenn:

Colorado football '07= IT'S DIVISION I FOOTBALL BROTHER!!!


Can't forget that whole situation between the two punters at Northern Colorado.

Colorado fans are a bunch of PUNKS!

ZING!

I think we drove Glenn into hiding. He mysteriously disappeared when the going got tough.

Glenns' plasma screen sounds like a dentist's drill!

.. because of the high altitude...

... and the low air pressure ...

Fool's in the zone today! GLENN = DONE!

AND PEOPLE SAY I'M THE PATHOLOGICAL LIAR, LMAO!

I bet Glenn goes to sleep at night thinking about lies he can tell the board. PATHETIC!

Glenns' plasma screen sounds like dentist's drill!

.. because of the high altitude...

... and the low air pressure ...

OOH!

I think you guys have misremembered (http://wtfdetroit.com/forums/member.php?u=416)something.

And 25+ posts already? Thanks!

This all seems like a diversionary tactic, a desperate attempt to get us to forget that the Spurs are DONE.

Nope I knew that about Chris. In fact, he's part of a covert operation that we have set up in Denver. He's bringing them down from the inside.

And Chris likes the Wings.

WTFChris is everything you should be Glenn. Don't try to bring him down to your level.

And Chris likes the Wings.

He was at the Wings/Avs game, that is true, but how do you know who he was rooting for?

If the Avs had won, do you think he wouldn't cheer?

I don't know anything about Denver, but I hold no ill will towards the Avs, so call me an Avs fan if you will, I don't mind at all.

I hate the Broncos, CU, and am indifferent to the Rockies and Nuggets.

If someone wants to buy me a plane ticket to Denver, I'll go on special assignment and check it out, though.

An Avs fan wouldn't have known who Paul Coffey was. Chris lived here, and moved down there to engage the enemy. A true WTFHero if you ask me.

Maybe you should take some notes.

Oh, as far as hockey goes, I used to be a hardcore Flyers fan growing up (the Spectrum used to hold 17,423 fans, as I recall), but as my interest in the NBA has grown, I have totally lost interest in the NHL.

Other interests now include intellectually stimulating magazines (ones that you guys have never read, most likely), leather slippers, merlot, fine velvet loungewear, museums and the Bible.

I just called in sick so I can stay home and deal with your BS, Glenn.

You forgot to mention your most prized posession: the boxers of one Tony Parker.

Oh, as far as hockey goes, I used to be a hardcore Flyers fan growing up (the Spectrum used to hold 17,423 fans, as I recall), but as my interest in the NBA has grown, I have totally lost interest in the NHL.

Other interests now include intellectually stimulating magazines (ones that you guys have never read, most likely), leather slippers, merlot, fine velvet loungewear, museums and the Bible.

Hide from Zip.

Would those museums be creationist musems?

Question, can this be a thread be expanded to include other things that I don't like that many here would find puzzling/objectionable?

We can keep it to just the Red Wings if you'd like.

Question, can this be a thread be expanded to include other things that I don't like that many here would find puzzling/objectionable?


If you want to start a thread about things you hate, be my guest.

This is about the DETROIT RED WINGS.

Its nice to see how this works from the outside....

If you want to start a thread about things you hate, be my guest.

No thanks, that's not my style.

I'm all about thread maximization/efficiency.

I don't really believe that you hate the Red Wings because of car flags and Mickey Redmond.

I think your hatred runs much deeper than that.

No thanks, that's not my style.

I'm all about thread maximization/efficiency.

Ok, I'm curious now. Make a list.

LOL.

How's the weather in Denver right now, Glenn? Looks like your Rockies suck more than the Tigers! LMAO!

It's 60 degrees and sunny at 8:30 am if you must know. Shaping up to be a very nice day here.

I've been sticking up for you, Chris. Don't say nice things about Denver.

It's 60 degrees and sunny at 8:30 am if you must know. Shaping up to be a very nice day here.

I rest my case.

Waiting for that list, Glenn.

BTW, Spurs = DONE.

Waiting for that list, Glenn.

WHY SHOULD I GIVE YOU WHAT YOU WANT?

THE LIST IS NOT GOING TO CHANGE THE FACT THAT THE SPURS ARE DONE

I rest my case.

Chris might be compromised, but that still doesn't help your case. You're still an AvNugBroncRock.

WHY SHOULD I GIVE YOU WHAT YOU WANT?

THE LIST IS NOT GOING TO CHANGE THE FACT THAT THE AVS ARE DONE

Fixed.

This is already a Top 10 thread all-time for WTF NHL forum responses.

Keep changing the subject, SDB, keep changing the subject.

Spurs = DONE.

I'll stop changing the subject once you fess up!

I'll stop changing the subject once you fess up!
I've already admitted that I don't like the Red Wings.

Now you have to admit that you were wrong about the Spurs and Appalachian State.

I already admitted I was wrong about the Spurs...somewhere.

Doesn't The Bible say something about not lying or some shit?

You should have pride in where you come from, Glenn.

Doesn't The Bible say something about not lying or some shit?

You should have pride in where you come from, Glenn.

I have no allegiance to the Red Wings, I didn't attend Little Caesars State.

If I claimed to be a Wings fan now just because they are winning, that would just make me another typical Wal-Mart Wings fan.

I have no allegiance to the Red Wings, I didn't attend Little Caesars State.


But you attended Little Brother State.

But you attended Little Brother State.
Always changing the subject.

We're talking about the Red Wings here, so you don't have to feel as bad about liking the Spurs.

Either you're from Denver or the Castro District in San Francisco. Pick.

Either you're from Denver or the Castro District of San Francisco. Pick.

If I'm from Denver, you're from San Antonio.

BELIEVE

I still don't like the Red Wings.

It's a known fact only people from Denver, Colorado hate the Detroit Red Wings.

I was born and raised in Detroit. I was in Jackson for 5 years. There is no proof at all for any of your claims that I'm from San Antonio.

It's a known fact only people from Denver, Colorado hate the Detroit Red Wings.

Really?

Hell, maybe I'll move there, then.

Chris, you got 3-4 spare bedrooms?

You still haven't given a good explanation as to why you don't like the Red Wings. I see how you don't like Wallmart Red Wings FANS, but I have yet to see a good example as to why you hate the Red Wings.

Maybe there has been a misunderstanding.

Maybe, just maybe, the Red Wings Glenn hates are the ones you get when you go down on a chick who's on her period.

He's still from Denver if he hates THOSE Red Wings though, because I love them (and I'm from Detroit!)

I went to seven eleven last week and there was a guy named Gary behind the counter wearing an Avs T-Shirt.

Glenn....? Gary.....? Coincidence? Yeah Right!

You still haven't given a good explanation as to why you don't like the Red Wings. I see how you don't like Wallmart Red Wings FANS, but I have yet to see a good example as to why you hate the Red Wings.
They were shoved in my face when I was younger and I couldn't even stand to watch the games because of the finesse style they played (back then, don't know if they still do) and the annoyance that is Micky Redmond.

It used to make me laugh when those car flags were everywhere and if they would lose a big game or get eliminated it was like "poof" they were gone.

Every time they score a goal in the playoffs, someone usually blows a loud ass horn outside. At least in my neighborhood anyway.

Did you hate Fred McLeod?

Fred McLeod = Mickey Redmond

BINGO BANGO BONGO

Didn't care much for McLeod, though, either.

Redmond was much, much worse, IMO.

Red Wings player gets hit from behind: "Ohhhh, what a cheap shot! They should throw that guy out of here, there's no room in the game for that, boy"

Red Wings player hits someone from behind: "Huh-hoe! He got him a good one, boy!"

PUKE

You want to know what's even worse? Every time they score a goal in the playoffs, someone usually blows a loud ass horn outside. At least in my neighborhood anyway.

What's an ass horn sound like?

Ask Glenn. He's a master of the ass horn and the skin flute.

But that's neither here nor there.

Does the sight of blood make you squeamish or something, "Glenn"?

Does the sight of blood make you squeamish or something, "Glenn"?

No, back in the day, that's whay I was watching hockey, not to see a bunch of Euros and Ruskies and Fins skating in pretty circles.

I was more of a Broad Street Bully-type.

You know that's not what I'm talking about.

Oh, and I totally knew it was an ethnicity thing!

Now that I think about it, I don't even mind if the Wings win it all this year.

Hockey used to mean a lot more to me than it does now, in fact, it's almost completely irrelevant to me (except for this stellar thread and all of the alpacas that I won betting on it during the playoffs this year).

What I used to hate, I don't even really notice anymore.

If it makes you guys all happy if they win, then I'm all for it!

GO WINGS!!

~cue Art Regner music, "My Red Wings"~

Now that we finally outed you as a bandwagoner from Denver, I need you to answer my goddamn question.

What do you find so disgusting about giving oral sex to a female on her period?

Come to think of it, those horrible playoff theme songs that the Wings used to do contributed to my dislike for them too.

Hey, Hey Hockeytown?
Get Your Red On!

And the like.

The whole "Hockeytown" thing seems so phony, too.

More like "Hokeytown".

WE'VE GOT THE CUP
STILL GOT THE CUP

Come to think of it, those horrible playoff theme songs that the Wings used to do contributed to my dislike for them too.

Hey, Hey Hockeytown?
Get Your Red On!

And the like.

The whole "Hockeytown" thing seems so phony, too.

More like "Hokeytown".


No offense, of course.

No offense.

http://static.nfl.com/static/content/catch_all/nfl_image/b_parcells_060926_ia.jpg

Jesus Christ, dude. Talk about dodging a question.

What do you find so disgusting about giving oral sex to a female on her period?

Never done it and won't be trying.

Gotta make sure that shit is clean and the timing is right.

Don't bring me down to your level Glenn. I have gone to every single Detroit game here (one Nuggets game and two Wings games). They've won every single one of them. I wore my Billups shirt once and my Coffey jersey twice. I took on hecklers every time.

And yes, only Colorado people hate the Red Wings. They sit there and chant Red Wings suck, even as we are sweeping their pathetic team.

Jesus Christ, dude. Talk about dodging a question.

You edit your posts so many times that I didn't even see it until I scrolled back by chance.

Gotta quote you every time.

Don't bring me down to your level Glenn. I have gone to every single Detroit game here (one Nuggets game and two Wings games). They've won every single one of them. I wore my Billups shirt once and my Coffey jersey twice. I took on hecklers every time.

And yes, only Colorado people hate the Red Wings. They sit there and chant Red Wings suck, even as we are sweeping their pathetic team.
Chris, "my level"?

I thought you agreed that the Spurs were DONE., but now I'm not so sure that I believe you.

Chris > Glenn. At least Chris is from Denver and isn't a total prick.

Chris,

About "my level" and those 3-4 extra bedrooms...

I don't care, I'm moving in.

I'm sick and tired in living in a van down by the river.

Chris, "my level"?

I thought you agreed that the Spurs were DONE., but now I'm not so sure that I believe you.

Check the bracket. I picked them to lose to the Suns. I also expected them to figure out how to defend Parker for once in their lives. Oh well, the Hornets will take care of them for me.

Chris,

About "my level" and those 3-4 extra bedrooms...

I don't care, I'm moving in.

I'm sick and tired in living in a van down by the river.


...in Boulder.

Chris,

About "my level" and those 3-4 extra bedrooms...

I don't care, I'm moving in.

I'm sick and tired in living in a van down by the river.

Right now all I have is concrete footings for a house. I'll send you a picture of the girls in bikinis while I'm snowboarding on Memorial Day though.

concrete footings > van


girls in bikinis > van


Spurs = DONE.

...in Boulder.

No, Boulder is too trendy for that. A van down by the river would have to be in Aurora (with the illegals) or in Golden (next to the Coors factory).

Denver > Boulder.

Denver > Boulder.

Indeed. Boulder is like Ann Arbor, but the people are very wierd. The place is filled with herbal shops and crap like that.

Somebody can swat this out of the NHL forum when it is deemed time.

Glenn has been defeated. Mission accomplished.

Now it's back to figuring this thing out:
http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/4851/gdubee5.jpg

Glenn's favorite singer: John Denver.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
There's no shame in that, my friend.

No there's not, but as far as I know there's not a sexual maneuver known as the Denver Steamer. SDB had to make due, and he did a damn good job of it.

there are many threads here at WTF that I just shrug my shoulders at and move on......this is easily one of them

Well thanks for sharing that before you did move on.